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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seasons greetings guys and girls. This swinging this is really virgin territory to me, but there's a part of me that knows it should be a really great time. I created my profile a few months ago but I'm ready to swing now.

As the so called more seasoned professional . . . what do you reckon are the first things I need to do?

And, can you have a look at my profile and let me know you suggestions for improvement.

Thanks in advence.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Come and sit in the corner with me and i will show whoops i mean tell you all you need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this a ruse to get folks lookin at a profile ????? or am i just a born cynic ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some weight on and get a smaller cock. You stand no chance otherwise

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Take out the words....... Good Looking..... after all, thats your opinion and some, like me (the old cynic I am) would think that you were just egotistical.

Get to at least one social and get to meet the regular forumites....... they will look after you and show you the ropes.

Avoid DiamondSmiles though, unless you wanna look like death in the morning...... she's evil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself along to some social events and meet people without having the pressure to perform. Your profile will evolve over time. You dont have to display cock pics, but a few clothed or topless ones would be good.

Kate xx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Be honest

Be yourself

Try not to take it too seriously

Don't post whinges on the forums,it gets on my nerves

Read profiles and don't expect replies from everyone you send a message to

Have patience

Have FUN in the corner with Diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then put some weight on and a smaller cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Avoid DiamondSmiles though, unless you wanna look like death in the morning...... she's evil! "

Oooh fightin talk maddie lol xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


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Avoid DiamondSmiles though, unless you wanna look like death in the morning...... she's evil!

Oooh fightin talk maddie lol xx "

Ha ha, maddie has flu so i wil be gentle with her until shes feeling better lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


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Avoid DiamondSmiles though, unless you wanna look like death in the morning...... she's evil!

Oooh fightin talk maddie lol xx "

And don't make friends with the craigster......!

He'll have you wearing the most disturbing outfits at the socials!

And if you ever get to meet Honepotcouple...... take an umbrella.

And take your nerve for the rest of them.

I'm the sanest one of them all

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

Avoid DiamondSmiles though, unless you wanna look like death in the morning...... she's evil!

Oooh fightin talk maddie lol xx

Ha ha, maddie has flu so i wil be gentle with her until shes feeling better lol"

There's no need for any airport to shut at the moment...... they can borrow my nose to light the runway's....... it's that red!!

Gone through 3 boxes of tissues, packet of beechams thingies and 1 chapstick today......... fuck me..... I'm pathetic, I'm turning into a bloke with a cold.......... helpppppppppppppppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm the sanest one of them all "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

I'm the sanest one of them all

"

Obviously the flu has made her delusional poor maddie

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"

Avoid DiamondSmiles though, unless you wanna look like death in the morning...... she's evil!

Oooh fightin talk maddie lol xx

Ha ha, maddie has flu so i wil be gentle with her until shes feeling better lol

There's no need for any airport to shut at the moment...... they can borrow my nose to light the runway's....... it's that red!!

Gone through 3 boxes of tissues, packet of beechams thingies and 1 chapstick today......... fuck me..... I'm pathetic, I'm turning into a bloke with a cold.......... helpppppppppppppppp "

Not Man Flu

OMG we need to get round yours and sort you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile seems fine. I'm fairly new here myself so I can give an unbiased opinion: they're ALL mad lol! I daresay however a few of the ladies will be happy to er take you in hand: have fun!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Oi you lot.........

I'm the sweetest, kindest person on here. I never upset anyone and I'm a sub!!!

Honey, get round here..... I thinks I'm poorlysick!

**Actually, going by the size of the Op... I might have a go myself one day.! (if I can get him before Honey - fed up of her sloppy seconds, she always knackers them out!!**

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've taken most of ur suggestions on board. You seem like a funny bunch. I'm very ok to start off slow. How often do these events happen? And can I go along to just check it out?

Thanks again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oi you lot.........

I'm the sweetest, kindest person on here. I never upset anyone and I'm a sub

Told you she had gone all delusional on us (ps your also out his age range lmao)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Honey, get round here..... I thinks I'm poorlysick!

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Ill come rub vick on ya chest ill have ta pick him up on the way though xx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Oi you lot.........

I'm the sweetest, kindest person on here. I never upset anyone and I'm a sub

Told you she had gone all delusional on us (ps your also out his age range lmao)"

I'm sane enough to remember what you did to Jason on the deck at Chams.... he hand hands that looked like prunes for days!

p.s. He says...... can he have his watch back?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

Honey, get round here..... I thinks I'm poorlysick!

Ill come rub vick on ya chest ill have ta pick him up on the way though xx "

ha ha ha ha ha ha bonk

(that was me laughing my head off)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Oi you lot.........

I'm the sweetest, kindest person on here. I never upset anyone and I'm a sub

Told you she had gone all delusional on us (ps your also out his age range lmao)

I'm sane enough to remember what you did to Jason on the deck at Chams.... he hand hands that looked like prunes for days!

p.s. He says...... can he have his watch back?

"

What I did to Jason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as i said delusional

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I've taken most of ur suggestions on board. You seem like a funny bunch. I'm very ok to start off slow. How often do these events happen? And can I go along to just check it out?

Thanks again"

They happen when I have time to organise them...... otherwise, look in the Meets and Parties forum and get your name down for OldKingCole's Valentines Party (or wonkynips as he is affectionatly know on here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Gone through 3 boxes of tissues, packet of beechams thingies and 1 chapstick today......... fuck me..... I'm pathetic, I'm turning into a bloke with a cold.......... helpppppppppppppppp "

.

I bet you are seldom sick, and when you do, it is hell, like man flu!

Get well soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"I've taken most of ur suggestions on board. You seem like a funny bunch. I'm very ok to start off slow. How often do these events happen? And can I go along to just check it out?

Thanks again"

You can go as slow as you like,theres never any pressure at the parties on here,they're always fun and you would be made very welcome as a newbie

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


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Gone through 3 boxes of tissues, packet of beechams thingies and 1 chapstick today......... fuck me..... I'm pathetic, I'm turning into a bloke with a cold.......... helpppppppppppppppp

.

I bet you are seldom sick, and when you do, it is hell, like man flu!

Get well soon! "

Aaaww thank you hun......

I'm very rarely ill, I don't have time..... but I knew this was gonna happen when I took a back seat. I generally get by on pure willpower and energy......... couple of weeks rest and I go all pathetic......... just like my hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the OP, welcome to FAB!

Stick around in the forums and get to know people before attending a social or two for more fun.

Be yourself, be nice and polite in your messages to peeps, read their profiles first before messaging them etc... and you can't go wrong.

Good luck and have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"

Honey, get round here..... I thinks I'm poorlysick!

"

Im on my way with my own personal flu remedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ave ya noticed this lot lol ya get a good lookin male and they all rush ta the thread and get their tits out xx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I've taken most of ur suggestions on board. You seem like a funny bunch. I'm very ok to start off slow. How often do these events happen? And can I go along to just check it out?

Thanks again

You can go as slow as you like,theres never any pressure at the parties on here,they're always fun and you would be made very welcome as a newbie "

I'll lend you the umbrella you'll need if Honey gets hold of you

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Madchick - "3 boxes of tissues, packet of beechams thingies and 1 chapstick..."

I thought that was what you usually took to parties?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Ave ya noticed this lot lol ya get a good lookin male and they all rush ta the thread and get their tits out xx "

My tits are waiting for you to come and rub vick on them......

Don't forget your step ladder!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Madchick - "3 boxes of tissues, packet of beechams thingies and 1 chapstick..."

I thought that was what you usually took to parties? "

Noooooo....

Thats the egg wisk, bag of feathers and the cheese grater.

Anyway, you ran last time you met me..!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"I've taken most of ur suggestions on board. You seem like a funny bunch. I'm very ok to start off slow. How often do these events happen? And can I go along to just check it out?

Thanks again

You can go as slow as you like,theres never any pressure at the parties on here,they're always fun and you would be made very welcome as a newbie

I'll lend you the umbrella you'll need if Honey gets hold of you "

Stop scaring him off me!!

I dunno you offer to tend the poorly and look what they do

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ave ya noticed this lot lol ya get a good lookin male and they all rush ta the thread and get their tits out xx "

Isn;t that what happened with you hun

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

Honey, get round here..... I thinks I'm poorlysick!

Im on my way with my own personal flu remedy "

Only if he's tall dark and handsome!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I've taken most of ur suggestions on board. You seem like a funny bunch. I'm very ok to start off slow. How often do these events happen? And can I go along to just check it out?

Thanks again

You can go as slow as you like,theres never any pressure at the parties on here,they're always fun and you would be made very welcome as a newbie

I'll lend you the umbrella you'll need if Honey gets hold of you

Stop scaring him off me!!

I dunno you offer to tend the poorly and look what they do "

At least you are in his age bracket!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ave ya noticed this lot lol ya get a good lookin male and they all rush ta the thread and get their tits out xx "

glad you showed me this one got me tits out now

all you have to do is send out loads of messages and wait for the replies

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Madchick - "3 boxes of tissues, packet of beechams thingies and 1 chapstick..."

I thought that was what you usually took to parties?

Noooooo....

Thats the egg wisk, bag of feathers and the cheese grater.

Anyway, you ran last time you met me..! "

Difficult it was too, in the iron leg-fetters, blidfold and hood. But I still got away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ave ya noticed this lot lol ya get a good lookin male and they all rush ta the thread and get their tits out xx

Isn;t that what happened with you hun"

Yeah ok aqua hun i wish pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've taken most of ur suggestions on board. You seem like a funny bunch. I'm very ok to start off slow. How often do these events happen? And can I go along to just check it out?

Thanks again"

orgainse your own i joined 4 weeks ago missed or to late for socials so i orgaised my own a luch looks like its going well 50 going ps very stressful

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