FabSwingers.com forum: What is the average girth of a cake?

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

Inspired by Mobilebottom.

Just what IS the average girth of a cake?

Can one increase the girth of one's cake?

Have cakes got girthier in recent years or is my mouth just really small?

Discuss

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iker JackMan
25 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

The average cake in my opinion has decreased in all sizes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Inspired by Mobilebottom.

Just what IS the average girth of a cake?

Can one increase the girth of one's cake?

Have cakes got girthier in recent years or is my mouth just really small?

With clever cream and icing my tiny cupcakes can look massive

Discuss

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
25 weeks ago

Bedford

A bit like with blokes on Fab, it is possible to get a skewed opinion of what’s average. There are some cafés around where, unless you set aside a good 20 minutes, your gag reflex would be severely tested

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

"A bit like with blokes on Fab, it is possible to get a skewed opinion of what’s average. There are some cafés around where, unless you set aside a good 20 minutes, your gag reflex would be severely tested

What if one doesn't have a gag reflex?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r.SJMan
25 weeks ago

Wellingborough

What is the average size of a cake?

Here's a breakdown of servings for standard round cake sizes: 6-inch: Typically serves eight people. 8-inch: Can serve 12–14 people. 10-inch: Serves up to 20 people.10 Jan 2024

😶

I do believe these claims may be similar to some of those on fab

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
25 weeks ago

Bedford

What if one doesn't have a gag reflex?

We are _so_ going for cake together

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Just enough to put it in your mouth all in one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

"What is the average size of a cake?

Here's a breakdown of servings for standard round cake sizes: 6-inch: Typically serves eight people. 8-inch: Can serve 12–14 people. 10-inch: Serves up to 20 people.10 Jan 2024

😶

I do believe these claims may be similar to some of those on fab

Are those inch inches or Fab inches? *Surveys tiny fairy cake* 🤔🎂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r.SJMan
25 weeks ago

Wellingborough

"What is the average size of a cake?

Here's a breakdown of servings for standard round cake sizes: 6-inch: Typically serves eight people. 8-inch: Can serve 12–14 people. 10-inch: Serves up to 20 people.10 Jan 2024

😶

I do believe these claims may be similar to some of those on fab

Are those inch inches or Fab inches? *Surveys tiny fairy cake* 🤔🎂"

With reference to the cake 🤭 I'd be disappointed at the expectation of six inches serving 8 and that before the realisation of fab:life ratio and exaggeration... no gag reflex needed as it'd barely touch the sides

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
25 weeks ago

South Wales

I thought they’d gotten smaller

I’m a cake 🎂 🍰 🧁 size queen, and proud 🙌👩‍🍳

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

proud cake size queen over here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *altandPepper24Couple
25 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Inspired by Mobilebottom.

Just what IS the average girth of a cake?

Can one increase the girth of one's cake?

Have cakes got girthier in recent years or is my mouth just really small?

my partners cake is 8inchs but after being on fab that seems average

Discuss

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elix SightedMan
25 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Girth is king. I don’t care how long your Swiss roll is, but it’s got to be a proper chubber. I want to use a whole hand to cradle my virgin slice.

Sara Lee gateaux were so small I used to polish off a whole one easily. With a spoon.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

Is a mouthful enough? Or do you want more?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rAitchMan
25 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

9", as that's the diameter of my cake tin!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vaRose43Woman
25 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I don’t like baking cakes that are any less than 9”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like the feeling of fullness so a good ten inches and as girthy as possible…

(Oo er!)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *itygamesMan
25 weeks ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
25 weeks ago

manchester

Depends on how many filthy layers are created KC!!! I mean you can stack cake upon cake upon cake. You’re going to need a bigger boat.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

Do you have any girth-related cake contributions?

Some of those muffin ones you get in coffee shops are fucking hench

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

Oh my, I missed this as was out.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ea monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Where are we measuring from? The base or the bottom of the leg?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

"Where are we measuring from? The base or the bottom of the leg? "

Erm. From the very bottom of the tin, right in the crease

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouple in LancashireCouple
25 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Jaffa cakes have shrunk, so have wagon wheels which I know are not cake..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

Everything seems to be shrinking. Girth should be a protected cake characteristic with minimum requirements

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arkus1812Man
25 weeks ago

Finedon ,

The most requested size for my Victoria Sponge cakes is 8" Diameter followed by a few 10" cakes.

I have in the past made a few 12" diameter Christmas Cakes but no orders for any this year.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

"The most requested size for my Victoria Sponge cakes is 8" Diameter followed by a few 10" cakes.

I have in the past made a few 12" diameter Christmas Cakes but no orders for any this year."

There's time yet, Tarkus! I hope your biggest cake is in demand before December 🎂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread