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What is the average girth of a cake?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Inspired by Mobilebottom.

Just what IS the average girth of a cake?

Can one increase the girth of one's cake?

Have cakes got girthier in recent years or is my mouth just really small?

Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average cake in my opinion has decreased in all sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspired by Mobilebottom.

Just what IS the average girth of a cake?

Can one increase the girth of one's cake?

Have cakes got girthier in recent years or is my mouth just really small?

With clever cream and icing my tiny cupcakes can look massive

Discuss "

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A bit like with blokes on Fab, it is possible to get a skewed opinion of what’s average. There are some cafés around where, unless you set aside a good 20 minutes, your gag reflex would be severely tested

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A bit like with blokes on Fab, it is possible to get a skewed opinion of what’s average. There are some cafés around where, unless you set aside a good 20 minutes, your gag reflex would be severely tested "

What if one doesn't have a gag reflex?

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

What is the average size of a cake?

Here's a breakdown of servings for standard round cake sizes: 6-inch: Typically serves eight people. 8-inch: Can serve 12–14 people. 10-inch: Serves up to 20 people.10 Jan 2024

😶

I do believe these claims may be similar to some of those on fab

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"A bit like with blokes on Fab, it is possible to get a skewed opinion of what’s average. There are some cafés around where, unless you set aside a good 20 minutes, your gag reflex would be severely tested

What if one doesn't have a gag reflex? "

We are _so_ going for cake together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just enough to put it in your mouth all in one

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What is the average size of a cake?

Here's a breakdown of servings for standard round cake sizes: 6-inch: Typically serves eight people. 8-inch: Can serve 12–14 people. 10-inch: Serves up to 20 people.10 Jan 2024

😶

I do believe these claims may be similar to some of those on fab

"

Are those inch inches or Fab inches? *Surveys tiny fairy cake* 🤔🎂

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"What is the average size of a cake?

Here's a breakdown of servings for standard round cake sizes: 6-inch: Typically serves eight people. 8-inch: Can serve 12–14 people. 10-inch: Serves up to 20 people.10 Jan 2024

😶

I do believe these claims may be similar to some of those on fab

Are those inch inches or Fab inches? *Surveys tiny fairy cake* 🤔🎂"

With reference to the cake 🤭 I'd be disappointed at the expectation of six inches serving 8 and that before the realisation of fab:life ratio and exaggeration... no gag reflex needed as it'd barely touch the sides

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

I thought they’d gotten smaller

I’m a cake 🎂 🍰 🧁 size queen, and proud 🙌👩‍🍳

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

proud cake size queen over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspired by Mobilebottom.

Just what IS the average girth of a cake?

Can one increase the girth of one's cake?

Have cakes got girthier in recent years or is my mouth just really small? my partners cake is 8inchs but after being on fab that seems average

Discuss "

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Girth is king. I don’t care how long your Swiss roll is, but it’s got to be a proper chubber. I want to use a whole hand to cradle my virgin slice.

Sara Lee gateaux were so small I used to polish off a whole one easily. With a spoon.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Is a mouthful enough? Or do you want more?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

9", as that's the diameter of my cake tin!

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

I don’t like baking cakes that are any less than 9”

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like the feeling of fullness so a good ten inches and as girthy as possible…

(Oo er!)

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Depends on how many filthy layers are created KC!!! I mean you can stack cake upon cake upon cake. You’re going to need a bigger boat.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


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Do you have any girth-related cake contributions?

Some of those muffin ones you get in coffee shops are fucking hench

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Oh my, I missed this as was out.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Where are we measuring from? The base or the bottom of the leg?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Where are we measuring from? The base or the bottom of the leg? "

Erm. From the very bottom of the tin, right in the crease

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Jaffa cakes have shrunk, so have wagon wheels which I know are not cake..

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Everything seems to be shrinking. Girth should be a protected cake characteristic with minimum requirements

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

The most requested size for my Victoria Sponge cakes is 8" Diameter followed by a few 10" cakes.

I have in the past made a few 12" diameter Christmas Cakes but no orders for any this year.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The most requested size for my Victoria Sponge cakes is 8" Diameter followed by a few 10" cakes.

I have in the past made a few 12" diameter Christmas Cakes but no orders for any this year."

There's time yet, Tarkus! I hope your biggest cake is in demand before December 🎂

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