FabSwingers.com forum: Cafe order

By *naswingdress OP Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

One hot beverage and one sweet thing. What are you having?

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By *cedGemWoman
25 weeks ago

your dreams

Belgian bun & a cappuccino

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By *till gameMan
25 weeks ago

Oldham

A scone and tea at half past three

Makes your day a little brighter

You can keep your cakes and fancy tarts

And stick them up yer shitter

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By *mmaleiaWoman
25 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Latte & a cream slice please

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By *anSMan
25 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Carrot cake and a cuppa for me please

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

I was tempted to say afternoon tea but will go for a machiato and a vanilla slice please

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By *ozzybear1981Man
25 weeks ago

preston

Skinny latte and a slice of lemon drizzle cake, but I’ll bring my own lemon drizzle because it’s the best 😁

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill

White hot chocolate and a brownie, please.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
25 weeks ago

East Sussex

Black coffee, hot milk on the side. Butter shortbread with chocolate chips please

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By *elix SightedMan
25 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Hot chocolate and a slice of raspberry cheesecake please

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Mocha with an extra shot of espresso and a pain au raisin.

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By *a LunaWoman
25 weeks ago

South Wales

Hot chocolate with cream on top and a Belgian bun.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Carrot cake and a decent macchiato please!

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By *dmundwilsonMan
25 weeks ago

Llandudno

"One hot beverage and one sweet thing. What are you having?"

Tea with condensed milk

Seeet smile off the pretty waitress.

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By *inxybWoman
25 weeks ago

Durham

Earl Grey tea and a caramelised pecan and blonde chocolate muffin.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Latte with cashew milk

Mallorca (otherwise known as an ensaïmada)

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By *he love catsCouple
25 weeks ago

South Wales

If you could choose for me that would be great.👍

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Flat white and TheBelladonna

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By *londebiguyMan
25 weeks ago

Southport

Hot chocolate and a Bavarian slice

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Flat white and a scone.

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By *londebiguyMan
25 weeks ago

Southport

"One hot beverage and one sweet thing. What are you having?

Tea with condensed milk

Seeet smile off the pretty waitress."

A gran with loose fslse teeth at my cafe.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
25 weeks ago

Cumbria

Americano, no milk, and a chocolate brownie, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

A pourover and a slice of cherry pie 😋

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By *vaRose43Woman
25 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Cappuccino and a fresh cream strawberry tart please

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Flat white and a hot female please

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
25 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

A nice strong tea with condensed milk & a light crispy warm raisin whirl mmmmmm perfect

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By *ell GwynnWoman
25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Americano with oat milk and some lemon drizzle cake, please.

Thankyousomuch.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A pourover and a slice of cherry pie 😋"

This is what I'm talking about

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By *heltered- girlWoman
25 weeks ago

Darlington

Cappuccino and Lemon Tart

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Black filter and pain au raisin

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By *eardedwonder999Man
25 weeks ago

Worcester

Black coffee and a coffee and Walnut cake please I'll pick up the tab when I've finished work if that's ok??

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Double espresso with columbian beans and a pain au chocolat made with Tanzanian chocolate

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
25 weeks ago

Bromley

A lungo with a bombolone to get me in the mood for Rome next month

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By *arko2020Man
25 weeks ago

Sale

The sweet thing would be a flapjack, but only if it was properly gooey (crunchy flapjacks are immoral and anyone who thinks otherwise should be sliced up and fed to some carnivorous goldfish!

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And as I don't really like hot drinks...can I have a second sweet thing instead?!

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By *r.SJMan
25 weeks ago

Wellingborough

Just an Americano and a Belgium bun please

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By *olfandtazCouple
25 weeks ago

Bristol

Full English, large cup of tea, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Flat white and TheBelladonna

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

Soya latte and a cinnamon bun please.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Flat white and TheBelladonna

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By *altandPepper24Couple
25 weeks ago

Liverpool

Hot chocolate whipped cream and cheese toastie

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"A pourover and a slice of cherry pie 😋

This is what I'm talking about"

Leave everyone else to their espresso based drinks. Brew Crew for life 😎😂

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Just finished work for the day please - may I have a good black coffee with a good dash of amaretto in it please

OP thank you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

"Flat white and TheBelladonna

It’s called flirting, Wonko.

It’s fun

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By *dam1971Man
25 weeks ago

Bedford

Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato with almond milk and an extra shot of espresso. Have the caramel drizzle divided equally in the bottom and on top of the foam, with light ice. Add 3 pumps of mocha syrup, 2 pumps of toffee nut syrup, and a sprinkle of cinnamon on top. Serve it in a grande cup with a separate cup of ice on the side and a packet of Sweet'N Low.

Or just a tea, please.

Err, Belgian bun too, so we can do the joke about glazed buns etc

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Flat white and TheBelladonna

It’s called flirting, Wonko.

It’s fun

She may have replied to the wrong person

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Oooh

I need to change my order to a saucer of milk, I think 🤣

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By *r SensualMan
25 weeks ago

London

Pain au chocolat and a cappuccino

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I'm parched OP - seem to have been without for 48 hours (bloody rioters resulted in my freedom being curtailed) - so any chance of a iced coffee (lots of sweetened condensed milk in it) and also a Chelsea bun.

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By *iss DevilWoman
25 weeks ago

Bedford

A mug of strong white coffee and a slab of coffee and walnut cake, please.

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By *iker JackMan
25 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A cappuccino and a slice of lardy cake with butter please

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By *ayRyuMan
25 weeks ago

Harrogate

Americano, with cream and a pan au Chocolat please.

And service with a wonderful smile would be appreciated

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Bristol

Mocha with a caramel shot and cream. With... a custard slice.

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By *d mirerMan
25 weeks ago

lost

I’d love a hot chocolate please

I’m keeping the cake I fancy a secret

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By *exandcoffeeWoman
25 weeks ago

Stamford

A latte and a slice of carrot cake

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
25 weeks ago

North West

Cappuccino and a cinnamon bun please 😍

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By *ornucopiaMan
25 weeks ago

Bexley

Actual, not theoretical, I had a spur of the moment cafe visit at about 1.30pm.

Black americano and a slice of Victoria sponge cake.

I was going to have a ham and cheese panini but saw the cake and thus qualified to meet the requirements of this thread!

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