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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East

So you attend an interview and you find yourself sat across the table from me...

My question to you is... Why should I offer you this (imaginary) role...

Best answer gets the role (a round of applause) lol

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

An offer you can’t refuse a la Demi Moore in Disclosure?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Because I'll never complain to HR when you decide to walk around the office naked! 😇

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
23 weeks ago

East Sussex

I was always tempted to respond with the question "why should I consider accepting?"

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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East


"An offer you can’t refuse a la Demi Moore in Disclosure?"

I feel like you had insider knowledge to help you interview

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
23 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I have nice tits and make a cracking cup of tea, might even provide the cake to go with it

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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East


"I was always tempted to respond with the question "why should I consider accepting?""

Bang on... reverse the question..

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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East


"I have nice tits and make a cracking cup of tea, might even provide the cake to go with it "

So just to clarify... Tea, cake and amazing boobs

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By *asterMeliodasMan
23 weeks ago

Newmill

I have nice tits and make an alright cup of tea.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
23 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I have nice tits and make a cracking cup of tea, might even provide the cake to go with it

So just to clarify... Tea, cake and amazing boobs "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Chat to you about the footie, be a bro and tandem chat up the secretaries!

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By *he KakapoMan
23 weeks ago

A nice rock

Oh shit I thought I was interviewing you....

Why should you offer me this role?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"Chat to you about the footie, be a bro and tandem chat up the secretaries!"

Good job I plan on being on the director’s board and not a secretary then.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Because I’ve seen your knob and I’ll report you to HR.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
23 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'll turn up most days, occasionally I'll even be on time. My frequent breaks to walk around with a memory stick looking important will annoy my colleagues as will my insistence on having the window open on very cold days and closed during heatwaves. My lunch which I'll eat at my desk while waving away queries with a "can't you see I'm eating" will be egg, fish or highly spiced food. You'll see my moped leave the car park while everyone else is shutting their laptop and I will never, ever cover for anyone else.

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By *nnCeeWoman
23 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

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By *nnCeeWoman
23 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Because if we have to work late, or go on work trips, I'm OK with that.

I also know how to work at (on) the boardroom table.

And I'm definitely down for dress me down Fridays "

Plus, boobs, tea/coffee (whichever you prefer) and I'll bring cake in, just like the other applicants.

I can also chat football and eye up the secretaries

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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East


"Because I’ve seen your knob and I’ll report you to HR."

The head of HR is filthy minx, more likely to spank than sack

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton


"So you attend an interview and you find yourself sat across the table from me...

My question to you is... Why should I offer you this (imaginary) role...

Best answer gets the role (a round of applause) lol

"

You shouldn't, then we can play hooky together without getting in trouble with HR

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

Because I have photos of you with your cock out.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Because I’ve seen your knob and I’ll report you to HR.

The head of HR is filthy minx, more likely to spank than sack "

So if I show you my knob will I get spanked?

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands


"Because I’ve seen your knob and I’ll report you to HR."

I need to start reading previous comments more often. Apologies GJ

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Because I’ve seen your knob and I’ll report you to HR.

I need to start reading previous comments more often. Apologies GJ"

We’re all guilty of it from time to time. No worries.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

Because I won't pass off someone else's work as my own.

Also:

A graduate of the University of Sydney, I'm an experienced professional. I'm exceptional, actually. My output is quality, not quantity and you'll be pleased to know I don't bite. Unless asked, of course.

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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East


"Because I won't pass off someone else's work as my own.

Also:

A graduate of the University of Sydney, I'm an experienced professional. I'm exceptional, actually. My output is quality, not quantity and you'll be pleased to know I don't bite. Unless asked, of course. "

Lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

^^^Underwhelming response

I'd like to ask for feedback on my interview, please

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
23 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"So you attend an interview and you find yourself sat across the table from me...

My question to you is... Why should I offer you this (imaginary) role...

"

You shouldn't. Not in a million years. The last time I was employed by anyone I used to spend half my working week skiving off to meet people, abusing the free hotels and meal allowances, and doing conference calls naked with company in my bed.

I'm a shit employee tbh.......🤔😇🤷‍♂️

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

carluke

I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, But if you don't give me the job, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you…..

Bit dark? 😂

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By *eyond PurityCouple
23 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I’ll tell you all the things we actually get up too at the weekend, when on team calls I’ll say we didn’t do anything at the weekend 👀

I’ll probably show you pics of C’s boobs too 😛

K

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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East


"So you attend an interview and you find yourself sat across the table from me...

My question to you is... Why should I offer you this

You shouldn't. Not in a million years. The last time I was employed by anyone I used to spend half my working week skiving off to meet people, abusing the free hotels and meal allowances, and doing conference calls naked with company in my bed.

I'm a shit employee tbh.......🤔😇🤷‍♂️"

Sounds like your a perfect fit

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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East


"^^^Underwhelming response

I'd like to ask for feedback on my interview, please "

Eek never had to do this before...

(Looks for manual on feedback)

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

In a word .. pleasure, ma pleasure is other peoples leisure

😬

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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East


"I’ll tell you all the things we actually get up too at the weekend, when on team calls I’ll say we didn’t do anything at the weekend 👀

I’ll probably show you pics of C’s boobs too 😛

K"

Oh... I think employing you both sounds like a savvy move

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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East


"I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, But if you don't give me the job, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you…..

Bit dark? 😂"

Please tell me the skills lol

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By *altandPepper24Couple
23 weeks ago

Liverpool

Because I can make my nose touch your belly button if I wanted to

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By *ondonlad_88 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

south East


"Because I can make my nose touch your belly button if I wanted to "

Mm, I may need to see actual proof, but that is my number 1 requirement for this role covered off...

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