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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli

So today I was a train wanker, well not physically because I don't want that kind of exposure but I had to travel on one.

Like a good citizen I didn't bunk I got a ticket that cost 12.90 and off I went. Did I have to show it at any point, no I didn't and the ticket guy walk past me 4 times 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

So what should I have spent it on instead?

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By *injaprincessWoman
46 weeks ago

herehere

Massage oil maybe a better spend ….. 😈💜

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By *elix SightedMan
46 weeks ago

Cloud 8

1,290 cola bottles

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By *ackformore100Man
46 weeks ago

Tin town


"So today I was a train wanker, well not physically because I don't want that kind of exposure but I had to travel on one.

Like a good citizen I didn't bunk I got a ticket that cost 12.90 and off I went. Did I have to show it at any point, no I didn't and the ticket guy walk past me 4 times 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

So what should I have spent it on instead? "

A bus ticket and be a bus wanker

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Massage oil maybe a better spend ….. 😈💜"

I could definitely do with a rub down

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By *injaprincessWoman
46 weeks ago

herehere


"Massage oil maybe a better spend ….. 😈💜

I could definitely do with a rub down "

🙌🙌 me first!!! 😈💜

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"1,290 cola bottles"

Do they even sell them by the penny now? 😂

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"So today I was a train wanker, well not physically because I don't want that kind of exposure but I had to travel on one.

Like a good citizen I didn't bunk I got a ticket that cost 12.90 and off I went. Did I have to show it at any point, no I didn't and the ticket guy walk past me 4 times 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

So what should I have spent it on instead?

A bus ticket and be a bus wanker"

Screw that as would take ages and there's more chance of sitting right next to a proper bus wanker and I can't be handling that 😳�

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By *WANDTGCouple
46 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

At London prices , a cup of coffee!

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By *eliWoman
46 weeks ago

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No idea. But... you can get it refunded. Operator dependent. If you're, you know, that way inclined.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Massage oil maybe a better spend ….. 😈💜

I could definitely do with a rub down

🙌🙌 me first!!! 😈💜"

I've got lots of knots, it will take a long time

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By *aizyWoman
46 weeks ago

west midlands

Batteries for your fan.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"At London prices , a cup of coffee!"

Yeah I couldn't live there 😂

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"No idea. But... you can get it refunded. Operator dependent. If you're, you know, that way inclined. "

I don't think I am 🤔😂

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Batteries for your fan."

It's motion powered, I just do the windmill now and then to boost it

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By *injaprincessWoman
46 weeks ago

herehere


"Massage oil maybe a better spend ….. 😈💜

I could definitely do with a rub down

🙌🙌 me first!!! 😈💜

I've got lots of knots, it will take a long time "

So have I!!! Double deal ! 😝 😈💜

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Donate it to a football club so they can buy Darwin Nunez with it?

Sorry, I couldn't resist 🙈

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Donate it to a football club so they can buy Darwin Nunez with it?

Sorry, I couldn't resist 🙈"

Don't blame you 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

We've played really well pre season and he's not played 😂

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By *aizyWoman
46 weeks ago

west midlands


"Batteries for your fan.

It's motion powered, I just do the windmill now and then to boost it "

I need video evidence!

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By *elix SightedMan
46 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"1,290 cola bottles

Do they even sell them by the penny now? 😂"

Imagine the size of the little white paper bag!!

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By *aomilatteCouple
46 weeks ago

Midlands

1x Lurpack butter and 2x Freddos chocolates.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
46 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"No idea. But... you can get it refunded. Operator dependent. If you're, you know, that way inclined. "

I'm still waiting on my bloody refunds from the other week!!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Batteries for your fan.

It's motion powered, I just do the windmill now and then to boost it

I need video evidence!"

You aren't ready for that 😂

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"1,290 cola bottles

Do they even sell them by the penny now? 😂

Imagine the size of the little white paper bag!! "

😂

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
46 weeks ago

Llanelli


"1x Lurpack butter and 2x Freddos chocolates."

The humble Freddo

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