FabSwingers.com forum: Average Olympics

By *uke Ozade OP Man
23 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I think that there should be an Olympic Games for the random general population with entirely new events like those depicted in the Australian ad campaign or those that were in the Sky Sports show International King of Sports.

For example, the longest distance slide in your socks. Or who can hang from a diving board the longest. Or the under the hurdle hurdles. The elite athletes have their place but I’d be all over the far more entertaining international average olympics

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
23 weeks ago

Hell

I would watch the olympics if Team GB were selected like jury service.

So you get a letter saying you’ve been chosen to represent Britain in gymnastics. And you HAVE to do it.

I’d never miss an event.

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By *avexxMan
23 weeks ago

cheshire

sack race,, egg and spoon race

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
23 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

100m sprint through paper cutouts of cartoon characters every 10m

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By *arley QuimWoman
23 weeks ago

Somewhere

Getting up from a chair without making a noise (over 45's category).

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It would turn into the hunger games within 3 days.

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

100m waddle with your trousers round your ankles

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By *till gameMan
23 weeks ago

Oldham

Checkout and pack an Aldi shop - go

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

How many cars you can pass in the other lane before the zipper merge

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By *asterMeliodasMan
23 weeks ago

Newmill

I would watch the hell out of this and utterly dread the day I'd be chosen.

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

D*unken javelin throwing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

Fewest squares of bog roll one can use in a public convenience without becoming inconvenienced by poop fingers or pee-pee pants.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

"D*unken javelin throwing"

Axe throwing

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I would watch the olympics if Team GB were selected like jury service.

So you get a letter saying you’ve been chosen to represent Britain in gymnastics. And you HAVE to do it.

I’d never miss an event. "

CONGRATULATIONS!

You have been selected to represent Team GB & NI in...

Gymnastics (Asymmetric bars)

You have 6 weeks to prepare.

Good luck and may the gods be ever in your favour.

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
23 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Downing the most Sprite without burping

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Blindfolded pole vault

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By *ir tootMan
23 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I would watch the olympics if Team GB were selected like jury service.

So you get a letter saying you’ve been chosen to represent Britain in gymnastics. And you HAVE to do it.

I’d never miss an event. "

I'll give everyone a laugh in the sprint, as I'll probable face plant halfway through.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

Synchronised biscuit consumption. All around final is to snaffle a whole box of Fox's Family Assortment.

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands

"Synchronised biscuit consumption. All around final is to snaffle a whole box of Fox's Family Assortment. "

I've already been in training for this event! 🏅

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

"Synchronised biscuit consumption. All around final is to snaffle a whole box of Fox's Family Assortment.

I've already been in training for this event! 🏅"

There's marks both for speed of consumption but also pie-hole accuracy. Negative marks for crumbs scattered.

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
23 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Pole vault onto trampoline and then over the high jump bar

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Throwing crisp packets into a waste bin from a day down position (5metre)

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