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By *exysoldier90 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Suffolk

Have seen this game online and it made me chuckle so why not give it a go on here!

Applies to men too of course

I'll start off

She's a 10, but she doesn't give head

(controversial O )

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By *C44Man
25 weeks ago

Ipswich

She's a 10 but I'm a 5 with ambition.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

He's a 10 but a 3 pump & done.

Mrs

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By *hil most chillMan
25 weeks ago

South East & Europe

She's a 10 but she's a tory

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By *airyboxMan
25 weeks ago

sheffield

She’s a 10 but she likes my 9 (inch)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

He's a 10, and I'm his for a tenner...

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By *iz78Woman
25 weeks ago

wirral

They're a 10, but no personality

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
25 weeks ago

Cheshire

She's a 10 but my boyfriends wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She’s a ten, but she uses words with such eloquance on every post, that I must interact with her less whilst in the office! Or learn to sit down more!

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By *londebiguyMan
25 weeks ago

Southport

Shes a 10 but women give shite blow jobs.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex


"Shes a 10 but women give shite blow jobs."

Oh no!!! Quick. Let me prove you wrong…

🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

He's a ten.... But he lives 300 miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"He's a ten.... But he lives 300 miles away "

She’s a 10, but a pink starburst!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"He's a ten.... But he lives 300 miles away

She’s a 10, but a pink starburst!

"

She’s a 10, AND a pink starburst!

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By *ortySwitchMan
25 weeks ago

london

She is a 10 but…

… on a scale. Of 0 - 100!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Shes a 10 but wants to be my friend...

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

She’s a 10 but she’s monogamous

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

She’s a 10 but she doesn’t like cats

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"She’s a 10 but she doesn’t like cats"

Steve! She’s a 0 if she doesn’t like cats! Don’t go near her with your magic pickle!

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By *he love catsCouple
25 weeks ago

South Wales

She's a ten but my gosh don't she know it.

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
25 weeks ago

Cheshire

She's a 10 but new profile silhouette pic no veris

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"She’s a 10 but she doesn’t like cats

Steve! She’s a 0 if she doesn’t like cats! Don’t go near her with your magic pickle!"

You right you right

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
25 weeks ago

manchester


"Have seen this game online and it made me chuckle so why not give it a go on here!

Applies to men too of course

I'll start off

She's a 10, but she doesn't give head

(controversial O ) "

If she doesn’t give head she’s not a 10

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By *HUSH-Man
25 weeks ago

London


"Shes a 10 but wants to be my friend..."

Ouch, that got me right in dem feels.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

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By *bboredguyMan
25 weeks ago

dundee

She’s a 10 but doesn’t see me

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By *r_PinkMan
25 weeks ago

london stratford

Shes a 10 but she's frigid

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By *ocksareoffMan
25 weeks ago

Out n About

She's a ten but she wears a twelve.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She’s a ten but I would give her 1

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

She’s a 10 but she wears crocs with headlights.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

She’s a 10 but she wears lipstick that smudges

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She's a 10 but.....

Wants an 11 who's a manly, mature but young 6 foot guy with a huge cock, six pack,earns six figures and gives her an unlimited Credit Card

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands

He's a 10 but he wears a shacket

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By *arley QuimWoman
25 weeks ago

Somewhere

He's a 10 but he can't hold down a job

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By *azmar62Couple
25 weeks ago

Hinckley

My wife’s a 10 because she said so???

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

She’s a 10 but she doesn’t moisturise every day

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By *comb guyMan
25 weeks ago

York

She a 8 but not that good in bed lol

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

She’s a 10 but she hates cheese.

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands


"She’s a 10 but she hates cheese."

She sounds like a wrong un.

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By *he KakapoMan
25 weeks ago

A nice rock

She's a 01 but I'm dyslexic

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She's a 10, but she orders a cheeseboard for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She's a 10 but only in binary

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

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She's a 10 but she believes sarcasm is a substitution for personality.

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25 weeks ago


"She's a 10 but she believes sarcasm is a substitution for personality."

👀👀👀

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"He's a 10 but he wears a shacket "

What’s a shacket? Like seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"She a 8 but not that good in bed lol"

That's an 11

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By *he KakapoMan
25 weeks ago

A nice rock


"He's a 10 but he wears a shacket

What’s a shacket? Like seriously!"

A jacket someone shat themselves in I assume

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By *inger_SnapWoman
25 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

He's a 10 but he keeps his socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Shes a 10 but wants to be my friend...

Ouch, that got me right in dem feels."

With benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"He's a 10 but he keeps his socks on"

You're a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She’s a 10 but supports a rival football team.

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By *elix SightedMan
25 weeks ago

Cloud 8

She’s a 10 but she saw me take my shoes and socks off to do adding

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By *HUSH-Man
25 weeks ago

London

She’s a 10 but she pulls guard.

If anyone gets that reference you’re a fucking legend.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"She’s a 10 but she hates cheese.

She sounds like a wrong un."

She’s not too bad. She lets me use her paddling pool

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"She’s a 10 but supports a rival football team. "

Or she’s a 10 but she has 11 fingers.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill


"She's a 10 but she believes sarcasm is a substitution for personality."

So an 11, then?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
25 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

She's a 10 but suffers from Arithmophobia

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By *ragonbaitCouple
25 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

He's a 10 but his grammar is excruciating.

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By *till gameMan
25 weeks ago

Oldham

She’s a 10 but a noisy eater

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham

She’s a 10, but so chavvy that her English is worst than mine

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham

Also

She’s a 10 but an antivaxxer

She’s a 10 but supports russia

She’s a 10 but a hard right tory

She’s a 10 but a corbynista

She’s a 10 but she takes herself too seriously (this is by far the worst )

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

She’s a 01010101 but I’m non-binary.

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


"She’s a 01010101 but I’m non-binary."

Well done, sir

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She's a 10, but she won't shut up about rugby being the better sport

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By *HUSH-Man
25 weeks ago

London


"She’s a 01010101 but I’m non-binary."

That’s very, very good. 👏

She’s a 10 but she’s not looking for single guys, just chit chat on the forums.

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By *uit steveMan
25 weeks ago

Wolves / Travelling

She’s a 10 but she doesn’t want to swing!

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By *airyboxMan
25 weeks ago

sheffield


"He's a ten.... But he lives 300 miles away "

But I only live 40 miles away…

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By *ortySwitchMan
25 weeks ago

london

She’s a 10 but …

… HER penis is bigger than mine

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By *andynecklaceWoman
25 weeks ago

Someplace

She's a 10 but she thinks being rude is quirky

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By *arkSovereignMan
25 weeks ago

Lancashire

She’s a 10, but she doesn’t know that she’s a 10..

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By *odrigoRomeroMan
25 weeks ago

Twixt Purgatory & Palookaville

She's a 10 but she's a gooner.

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By *errocaWoman
25 weeks ago

Shropshire

He's a 10 but drinks Carling

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"She a 8 but not that good in bed lol"

She’s an 8 but she gives great head. That works better?

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By *orthern BeardMan
25 weeks ago

Lancashire

She’s a 10 but she wears crocs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
25 weeks ago

little house on the praire

He's a 10 but he's a smoker

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"She's a 10 but she thinks being rude is quirky "

She’s a 10 but her personality trait is ‘I’m just honest’

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By *younaughty2Man
25 weeks ago

preston

She's a 10 but when she rides I know my pubic bone will be sore after

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By *uckyNineMan
25 weeks ago

prescot

She’s a 10 but doesn’t swing!!

Back to the drawing board

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"She's a 10 but she thinks being rude is quirky

She’s a 10 but her personality trait is ‘I’m just honest’ "

She's a 10 but she tells it like it is so I can love it or leave it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

She’s a 10 but her forum posts are all ChatGPT.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I'm a 6 she's a 9 now sit on my face

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Shes a 10 but she thinks her shit doesn't stink

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By *londebiguyMan
25 weeks ago

Southport


"Shes a 10 but women give shite blow jobs.

Oh no!!! Quick. Let me prove you wrong…

🤣🤣🤣"

Hahaha.heard it all before.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"I'm a 6 she's a 9 now sit on my face

Mr"

She a 6 and her friend is a 4

A threesome gonna make that 10

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"She's a 10 but she thinks being rude is quirky

She’s a 10 but her personality trait is ‘I’m just honest’

She's a 10 but she tells it like it is so I can love it or leave it."

She’s a 10 but she has no friends

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"She's a ten but she wears a twelve. "

Probably better than:

She's a 10, but she wears an 8

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By *ira2024Woman
25 weeks ago

SW


"He's a 10 but he keeps his socks on"

He is not a 10 then 😂

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I'm a 6 she's a 9 now sit on my face

Mr

She a 6 and her friend is a 4

A threesome gonna make that 10"

Fuck the scoring bring on the group play....

Mr

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By *urbo TedMan
25 weeks ago

Stansted

He's a 10 but he picks his nose and wipes the bogeys on train seats.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"She's a ten but she wears a twelve.

Probably better than:

She's a 10, but she wears an 8"

He’s a 10 but he wears a size 8 shoe

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"I'm a 6 she's a 9 now sit on my face

Mr

She a 6 and her friend is a 4

A threesome gonna make that 10

Fuck the scoring bring on the group play....

Mr"

lol it’s Dave. It’s Dave.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

He's an XXL, but what the hell

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I'm a 6 she's a 9 now sit on my face

Mr

She a 6 and her friend is a 4

A threesome gonna make that 10

Fuck the scoring bring on the group play....

Mr

lol it’s Dave. It’s Dave. "

It's Rodney on here....🤣🤣

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"He's an XXL, but what the hell "

What are the rules around XXLs? Same as XLs? Muzzles etc

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"He's an XXL, but what the hell

What are the rules around XXLs? Same as XLs? Muzzles etc"

Ummmmm. Only consensually

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"He's an XXL, but what the hell

What are the rules around XXLs? Same as XLs? Muzzles etc

Ummmmm. Only consensually "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"He's an XXL, but what the hell

What are the rules around XXLs? Same as XLs? Muzzles etc

Ummmmm. Only consensually "

I think I've got my mouth full here

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By *rauntonbananaMan
25 weeks ago

Braunton


"She's a 10 but she's a tory"

She’s a 10 but she was one of the idiots who voted for Starmer… now I’d give her one ( see, two can play the pathetic political card )

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

He's a 10, bit he thinks I'm a 2

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By *rauntonbananaMan
25 weeks ago

Braunton


"She's a 10 but she's a tory"

Bit yesterday that… pathetic

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

She’s a 10 but stood on the platform 9 3/4 🙄

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"She’s a 10 but stood on the platform 9 3/4 🙄"

She’s a 10 but she likes JKR

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By *till gameMan
25 weeks ago

Oldham

She’s a 10 shoe size

Em where’s my glasses, I might have made an error

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By *limboy68Man
25 weeks ago

st albans

She's a net but dexlysic

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She's a ten but I've got no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"She a 8 but not that good in bed lol

She’s an 8 but she gives great head. That works better?"

She’s an 8 and is super funny and a great cook and is available

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By *eteroflexible2016Man
25 weeks ago

Sheffield

She's a 10... on the Richter Scale

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By *ez669Man
25 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Shes a 10 but some guy out there is sick of her shit

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
25 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

She's a 10 but knows it

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm a 10 but my modesty's a problem.

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By *a LunaWoman
25 weeks ago

South Wales

He's a 10, but he claps when the plane lands.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She's a 10 but doesn't do anal

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"He's a 10, but he claps when the plane lands.

"

I just got the ick

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

She's a 10 but uses sentences like "it's giving" "brokie" "big dick "energry" "healing stage or self love""rizz"" anything about aura" "Crystal mommy" " shakras" "sprituality" or says things like "yeah you need pay because your a man"(while bring her friends on dates)

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
25 weeks ago

Glasgow


"She's a net but dexlysic "
probly one of best

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By *oiluvfunMan
25 weeks ago

Penrith

She’s a 10, but I bet she looks completely different first thing in the morning….

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

She's a perfect 10 .. but she wears a 12 . Because baby keeps a little 2 for me .. cause we love our lovers in difference sizes I love her body especially the lines. Time takes its toll but not on the eyes . Promise me this you'll take me tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She’s a 10 but has the hots for a complete cockhead

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
25 weeks ago

chichester

She’s a 10 but her lady penis just hits deep

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
25 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

She's a 10 but she hates dogs

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By *exysoldier90 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Suffolk

Haha these are so good! Keep them coming

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

She’s a 10 but she doesn’t apologise

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
25 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

She's a 10 but she has a lot of books on German war history 🤔

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By *idlandiaMan
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

She's a 10, but there are 2 5s over there wanting a threesome

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"She's a 10, but there are 2 5s over there wanting a threesome "

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

She’s a 10 but she asks who should pay on the first date

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By *zeroMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

She's a 10 but St Anger is her favourite Metallica album.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

She’s a 10 but she thinks magnum is an ice cream

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

She’s a 10 but her arch is a 2

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By *exysoldier90 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Suffolk

[Removed by poster at 07/08/24 09:57:41]

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
25 weeks ago

North Worcestershire


"She's a 10 but St Anger is her favourite Metallica album."

She's a 10 and she thinks Lars Ulrich is the best drummer in the world

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex


"She’s a 10 but her lady penis just hits deep "

That’s a perfect 10!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

She’s a 10 but I don’t believe in ranking people.

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By *ragonbaitCouple
25 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"He's a 10 but his grammar is excruciating."

Xkooz mi! My grammar past away a long time ago

An my spelin nefa estisted

H the 1/3 witch has the penis. And yes I no decimals

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
25 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

She's a 10 but she wears crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She’s a 10 but has the Sydney University disclaimer instead of a bio

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By *un Guy007Man
25 weeks ago

Warden

She's a 10 but deletes all my messages

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
25 weeks ago

North Worcestershire


"She’s a 10 but has the Sydney University disclaimer instead of a bio"

🤣🤣🤣 loving the username btw.

Personally, I look like if someone ordered Aaron Paul from Wish.com

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
25 weeks ago

southampton

Wears a 12.

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By *exysoldier90 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Suffolk


"She’s a 10 but her lady penis just hits deep "

She's an 11 then

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By *ingleGent45Man
25 weeks ago

Clacton

she's a 10 but my pain threshold max's out at 7

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By *ingleGent45Man
25 weeks ago

Clacton


"She’s a 10 but she thinks magnum is an ice cream"

so glad I'm a man

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By *odgerMooreMan
25 weeks ago

Nowhere

She’s a 10 but I’ve had to take 9 marks off for her parallel parking… Id still give her 1 though!!

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
25 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

She's a 10 but her garden gnome collection is rather off-putting

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

He's a 10 but is 200 miles away

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"She’s a 10 but her arch is a 2"

Oooooooooooooo 🙂‍↕️

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She's a 10 but she can't even squat a plate each side 😔

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

He's a 10 but can't bench as much as me

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By *iss.BellaWoman
25 weeks ago

Chester

She's a 10 but she has crippling anxiety 💁

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"She's a 10 but she can't even squat a plate each side 😔"

Or squats 2 each side but doesn’t go below parallel.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading

He's a 10 but dumb as a rock

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
25 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

She's a 10 but she watches Love Island

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

She’s a 10 but she finds Gavin and Stacey funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She's an 11

But can't dance / has no sense of rhythm.

Can't clap in time, even.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

She’s a 10 but she’s tastes like an ashtray

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By *host63Man
25 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

She is a three but convinced herself she is a 10

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
25 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

She's a 10 but she's build like the Penguin from Batman Returns and expects the guy to be over 6ft 2, make a decent salary and have his own new build house, Range Rover and complete new set of fresh white 'Turkey teeth'

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

She's a 10 but she's 3 little people in a trench coat

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By *HUSH-Man
25 weeks ago

London

She’s a 10 but she thinks a facial is a beauty treatment.

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
25 weeks ago

North Worcestershire


"She’s a 10 but she thinks a facial is a beauty treatment."

🤣

She's a 10 but she went out in the first round of the 1% club

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"She's an 11

But can't dance / has no sense of rhythm.

Can't clap in time, even.

"

My boobs clap in time, so long as they're given momentum.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

She’s a 10 but she doesn’t like receiving oral 🥴🥱

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"She's an 11

But can't dance / has no sense of rhythm.

Can't clap in time, even.

My boobs clap in time, so long as they're given momentum. "

That makes you a 12

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"She's an 11

But can't dance / has no sense of rhythm.

Can't clap in time, even.

My boobs clap in time, so long as they're given momentum.

That makes you a 12

"

Awwwwwwww, shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Shes a 10 but looks nothing like her fab pics

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By *londebiguyMan
25 weeks ago

Southport


"She's a 10 but she's build like the Penguin from Batman Returns and expects the guy to be over 6ft 2, make a decent salary and have his own new build house, Range Rover and complete new set of fresh white 'Turkey teeth'"

Hahaha

too true.

Thats fab

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By *londebiguyMan
25 weeks ago

Southport


"She’s a 10 but she’s tastes like an ashtray "

I used to meet smokers.

Or, people claiming not to be smokers.

They do not believe that you can taste it.

Even cum tastes strange and bitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She's a ten but she wants to castrate you 🤣🤣😉😂

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"She's a ten but she wants to castrate you 🤣🤣😉😂"

A pink starburst would never condone violence…

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"She's a ten but she wants to castrate you 🤣🤣😉😂

A pink starburst would never condone violence…

Tut tut

"

yeah but I'm a yellow starburst today, not pink, 😣😠

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"She's a 10 but.... "

...the mirror lies

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By *valanche6969Man
25 weeks ago

Blackburn

She’s a 10 but I suffer from dyscalculia!

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By *ez669Man
25 weeks ago

East Kilbride

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By *ussle SproutMan
25 weeks ago

the middle

She’s a 10 but her opening message just said hi

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By *d mirerMan
25 weeks ago

lost

She’s a 10

But just wont agree

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

He's a 10 but non-binary

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