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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow

In a zombie like event how long do you reckon you could survive and how or why?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out.

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By *lynJMan
23 weeks ago

Morden

How many survivors are there? Can we get together to form a survival group?

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By *a LunaWoman
23 weeks ago

South Wales

How fast are the Zombies?

If they’re slow my chances of survival have just increased dramatically

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By *enk15Man
23 weeks ago

Evesham

Depends.

Can they run? if so, minutes

If not, a few more minutes

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By *he KakapoMan
23 weeks ago

A nice rock

Can they swim?

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By *hil most chillMan
23 weeks ago

South East & Europe

There's a bunch of guys who train for this in clubs every week

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By *oofy321Man
23 weeks ago

moon base zero

I've read the zombie survival guidebook so could last about 28 days

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By *uriousscouserWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral

I'd top myself, so I wouldn't last long.

My choice is either become one of them (involves a lot of walking, not much lying on the sofa with a good book, not a good fit for my lifestyle) or going on the run, and I'm not built for running.

Either way I want no part of that post-apocalyptic hellscape.

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out."
OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"How many survivors are there? Can we get together to form a survival group?"
I dno was thinking full walking dead scenario no government's left etc other survivors in small bands no bigger than 50 pr 100 like pre civilian man ie in tribes

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands


"I've read the zombie survival guidebook so could last about 28 days"

I've read that, I'd still be lucky to last about 28 minutes!

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"How fast are the Zombies?

If they’re slow my chances of survival have just increased dramatically "

28 days later fast

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
23 weeks ago

somewhere

I'm the first to go, I'll volunteer myself, so you lot can get away, I ain't running 😂

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Depends.

Can they run? if so, minutes

If not, a few more minutes"

giving yourself no credit there champ you'd probly survive right to dinner time

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Can they swim?

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ooh that's land of the dead Zombies who end up getting brains and understanding great take but I'm say yes they learn to adapt like any animal and evolve

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I've read the zombie survival guidebook so could last about 28 days"

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By *a LunaWoman
23 weeks ago

South Wales


"How fast are the Zombies?

If they’re slow my chances of survival have just increased dramatically 28 days later fast"

Shit. Then I’d not last 5 minutes. Bye 🌎

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable "

Seems like too much effort. I’d just lock myself away with as much tinned food as you could source and then go out in a blaze of glory when it runs out.

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"How fast are the Zombies?

If they’re slow my chances of survival have just increased dramatically 28 days later fast

Shit. Then I’d not last 5 minutes. Bye 🌎 "

exactly what all my cousins have said. That's and trying keep kids alive would be near impossible

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable

Seems like too much effort. I’d just lock myself away with as much tinned food as you could source and then go out in a blaze of glory when it runs out."

true but could do that and plant food so that when your food cans run out the food is there to be harvested or could even take over a food processing warehouse like heniz beans factory and hold up there untill they run out

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable

Seems like too much effort. I’d just lock myself away with as much tinned food as you could source and then go out in a blaze of glory when it runs out.true but could do that and plant food so that when your food cans run out the food is there to be harvested or could even take over a food processing warehouse like heniz beans factory and hold up there untill they run out"

But then I’d have to go outside where the zombies are. Too much risk.

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By *ealitybitesMan
23 weeks ago

Belfast

I've survived 8 years on fab.

A zombie apocalypse would be child's play.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral


"I've survived 8 years on fab.

A zombie apocalypse would be child's play. "

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Stockport


"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable "

If zombies eat human brains, can humans eat zombie brains? Obviously not raw, but perhaps made into a nice meaty stew, or thin slices grilled and served on toast? Plenty of food in that case.

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable

Seems like too much effort. I’d just lock myself away with as much tinned food as you could source and then go out in a blaze of glory when it runs out.true but could do that and plant food so that when your food cans run out the food is there to be harvested or could even take over a food processing warehouse like heniz beans factory and hold up there untill they run out

But then I’d have to go outside where the zombies are. Too much risk."

lol

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I've survived 8 years on fab.

A zombie apocalypse would be child's play. "

this this is answer I was looking for lmao "danger I laugh in face of danger"- simba lion king

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable

If zombies eat human brains, can humans eat zombie brains? Obviously not raw, but perhaps made into a nice meaty stew, or thin slices grilled and served on toast? Plenty of food in that case."

but doesn't cannibalism make humans go mad

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Stockport


"I've survived 8 years on fab.

A zombie apocalypse would be child's play. "

Search for the movie "The Stink of Flesh". The plot is essentially fab swingers in the days of the zombie apocalypse... Top tip, if you try shagging a zombie it might get a litte bitey...

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands


"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable

If zombies eat human brains, can humans eat zombie brains? Obviously not raw, but perhaps made into a nice meaty stew, or thin slices grilled and served on toast? Plenty of food in that case."

Welcome to the chat Hannibal Lecter

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By *asterMeliodasMan
23 weeks ago

Newmill

Are we talking Romero zombies or Russo zombies, here?

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By *anceAloneWoman
23 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

It depends if I have access to a wristband with a tiny compass on it 🤔

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By *ealitybitesMan
23 weeks ago

Belfast


"I've survived 8 years on fab.

A zombie apocalypse would be child's play.

Search for the movie "The Stink of Flesh". The plot is essentially fab swingers in the days of the zombie apocalypse... Top tip, if you try shagging a zombie it might get a litte bitey..."

It might and they could even try biting back too.

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Are we talking Romero zombies or Russo zombies, here?"
we are talking Danny boyle zombies

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"It depends if I have access to a wristband with a tiny compass on it 🤔"
don't phones have compasses until yiu get to supply shop?

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex

Call a friend? I don’t think I would survive!!!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
23 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'm off to a Zombie themed escape room today. I'll let you know

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
23 weeks ago

Ipswich

If you die and come back as a zombie, is your ghost a zombie ghost or a human ghost just looking at the zombie you being an idiot and thinking WTF??

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
23 weeks ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

I'd go to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"I'd go to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over "

🥰🥰🥰

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By *enk15Man
23 weeks ago

Evesham


"Depends.

Can they run? if so, minutes

If not, a few more minutes giving yourself no credit there champ you'd probly survive right to dinner time"

Yes, the zombies dinner time.

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I'm off to a Zombie themed escape room today. I'll let you know "
lmao actually statistical evidence

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton


"In a zombie like event how long do you reckon you could survive and how or why? "

I wouldn't 🤣

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"If you die and come back as a zombie, is your ghost a zombie ghost or a human ghost just looking at the zombie you being an idiot and thinking WTF?? "
why would yiu be a ghost don't people become ghost when there's something they still need to achieve before passing on to after life if so what would yiu still be trying to achieve in zombie apocalypse

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"In a zombie like event how long do you reckon you could survive and how or why?

I wouldn't 🤣"

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Depends.

Can they run? if so, minutes

If not, a few more minutes giving yourself no credit there champ you'd probly survive right to dinner time

Yes, the zombies dinner time. "

that's why the 1st rule of zombieland is cardio

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By *asterMeliodasMan
23 weeks ago

Newmill


"I'm off to a Zombie themed escape room today. I'll let you know "

I hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed the one we did. :D

Also if it's Danny Boyle zombies I'm fucked.

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I'd go to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over "
that's actually the inspiration for this thread chloe has never seen shaun of the dead so had to show her

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Against world war z zombies ?

About 5 minutes

Against walking dead zombies?

I think I could hold my own, but it would be the other survivors that would get me first

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Against world war z zombies ?

About 5 minutes

Against walking dead zombies?

I think I could hold my own, but it would be the other survivors that would get me first "

forgot about world war z zombies yeah that's kinda hell

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

23 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There was an influx of zombies near me recently.

But then I do live just down the road from where they've been shooting 28 years later. 😂😂

There's caves here full of cheese and mead, with massive thick doors, so I'd just lock myself in there and be able to last a fair old while. 😁

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By *ynamicnatureMan
23 weeks ago

Doncaster

I reckon I'd go all mad max style.

I'd deck out a big lorry, weld a zombie sweeper on the front, weld spikes everywhere else and travel from petrol station to petrol station.

Wouldn't have a clue how long I would last but I'd fight the fuckers until the bitter end.

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By *2000ManMan
23 weeks ago

Worthing

If they are "slow" ones like in the Walking Dead then think I would be ok. 28 days/weeks later "fast" ones is a different matter!

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By *2000ManMan
23 weeks ago

Worthing

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I reckon I'd go all mad max style.

I'd deck out a big lorry, weld a zombie sweeper on the front, weld spikes everywhere else and travel from petrol station to petrol station.

Wouldn't have a clue how long I would last but I'd fight the fuckers until the bitter end. "

that's in land of the dead

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By *oofy321Man
23 weeks ago

moon base zero


"Are we talking Romero zombies or Russo zombies, here? we are talking Danny boyle zombies "

28 days are not zombies

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Are we talking Romero zombies or Russo zombies, here? we are talking Danny boyle zombies

28 days are not zombies "

true they are humans infected with the rage virus, but that's same to me ie a brainless person some could even argue when rabies take over in any animal they are infact a zombie driven by only thing they know need for food to survive or that's what I consider a zombie each has a different views as Robert Kirkland always stated his walkers aren't zombies

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Are we talking Romero zombies or Russo zombies, here? we are talking Danny boyle zombies

28 days are not zombies "

It's widely accepted as a zombie film.

J

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By *cotsguyyMan
23 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

What are we surviving for?

The end is inevitable. That's the really scary thing about zombie apocalypse movies, the sheer mass of oppression in the numbers of zombies which slowly grows ever bigger as people are picked off and join the horde. There is no cure, no way back to the norm. It's only going to get worse.

Sorry Shaun, it's not going to blow over.

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By *ildbillkidMan
23 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Light a candle ,to fight the darkness, giving up makes sense, I'm from Texas, we got guns and horses,...... Now if I can just teach my horse to shoot

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By *ildbillkidMan
23 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Sorry that should be giving up makes no sense

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
23 weeks ago

newmarket

Go to the winchester and wait for it to blow over !

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
23 weeks ago

Medway


"In a zombie like event how long do you reckon you could survive and how or why? "

This is a question I think about often. I'm not the fastest runner.. but they are also not bright.... as long as we aren't talking about the type that are advanced then I may do ok... especially if I have a sexy survivor with me!!

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By *eavilMan
23 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I spent a week in Bristol recently. The locals do a passable take on being zombies - shuffling around, making weird noises and odd smells. If the Apocalypse is like Bristol then I'd recommend ending it now.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
23 weeks ago

Saltdean

It’s like a zombie apocalypse on the forecourt when I’m shutting down at night. Nearly always smokers shuffling towards the shop door. Once we are shut that is it, but they insist upon coming to the window and looking even more zombie like.

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
23 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

I'll go all Bruce Campbell on them, so ill be dead within 30 mins

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By *nnCeeWoman
23 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"28 days are not zombies true they are humans infected with the rage virus"

So, basically, knobhead rioters?!

If so, we're all screwed - they're already here!

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By *ndrew CareyMan
23 weeks ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire


"In a zombie like event how long do you reckon you could survive and how or why? "

It would be down to food and water. I would probably die from starvation or dehydration as opposed to a Zombie killing me.

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I'll go all Bruce Campbell on them, so ill be dead within 30 mins"
This an og reference lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

A bloody long time me thinks and simply because I’m not stupid 😂😂😂

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex


"A bloody long time me thinks and simply because I’m not stupid 😂😂😂"

Can you be my call a friend? Lol x 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"A bloody long time me thinks and simply because I’m not stupid 😂😂😂

Can you be my call a friend? Lol x 😂"

For sure, i know people with tanks, guns and lots of ammunition too 😂😂

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 weeks ago

Leeds

I’d be fine, the mrs and kids would be fucked though, I carry no one.

The mr

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex


"A bloody long time me thinks and simply because I’m not stupid 😂😂😂

Can you be my call a friend? Lol x 😂

For sure, i know people with tanks, guns and lots of ammunition too 😂😂"

. Haha! X

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
23 weeks ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk


"I'd go to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over that's actually the inspiration for this thread chloe has never seen shaun of the dead so had to show her"

I was surprised that at the time I hadn't seen anyone else make the comment.

Recently watched it with my son, I had seen it multiple times, it was his first time doing the whole Cornetto trilogy with him so Hot Fuzz next

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By *ubikslongswordMan
23 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable

Seems like too much effort. I’d just lock myself away with as much tinned food as you could source and then go out in a blaze of glory when it runs out.true but could do that and plant food so that when your food cans run out the food is there to be harvested or could even take over a food processing warehouse like heniz beans factory and hold up there untill they run out"

Food takes too long to grow for it to be useful in any type of apocalypse, unless you're growing cress, which to grow enough to keep you sustained you'd need to be outside and therefore at risk of zombie attack

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By *ilthycouple24 OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow

Great to see this going days later

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