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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

For those who don't want to name them, here's a way around it.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

Still nope 🤣

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill

Well they have two eyes, I can tell you that. And the regulation number of left elbows.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Rhymes with W_naswingdress 👀

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By *illy IdolMan
25 weeks ago

Midlands

She has brown/blonde hair between 5ft-6ft with curly/straight hair and is between a size 6-16

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
25 weeks ago

Wirral.


"For those who don't want to name them, here's a way around it. "

Don't be encouraging them, Swing!

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"For those who don't want to name them, here's a way around it.

Don't be encouraging them, Swing! "

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

They are a human female

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his......

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Well

There’s the funny one

The ridiculously hot lady one

The tart

The tart with a heart

The clever one

The slightly aloof one

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands

They use the forums 😍

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

My biggest one is an intellectual, although works with his hands. He has a soft lilting accent. And a touch that reduces me to a quivering puddle

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
25 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his...... "

Is that a Gruffalo ?

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By *oungnhorny21Man
25 weeks ago

Halifax


"For those who don't want to name them, here's a way around it. "

Oooo i names but ill describe….

Perky. Peachy, delightful, quirky. Sassy, sexy

Thats all i have xx

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By *arley QuimWoman
25 weeks ago

Somewhere

They have a penis

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By *iddlesticksMan
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Well they have two eyes, I can tell you that. And the regulation number of left elbows."

Do you know that the average person has less than two legs.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

They wear fabric items upon their person that english speaking cultures call "clothes".

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By *ussle SproutMan
25 weeks ago

the middle

The one with the tits

The one with the tits and a tattoo

* could possibly be the same person

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

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By *oungnhorny21Man
25 weeks ago

Halifax


"They use the forums 😍"

Omg is it me?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex


"Well they have two eyes, I can tell you that. And the regulation number of left elbows.

Do you know that the average person has less than two legs. "

And there’s you bringing up the average with 3 legs 😜

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his......

Is that a Gruffalo ? "

Oh no, didn't you know, there's no such thing...

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
25 weeks ago

Inverness

More than a few

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
25 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his......

Is that a Gruffalo ?

Oh no, didn't you know, there's no such thing..."

Bugger.

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By *indergirlWoman
25 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Human, have a pulse, two arms, two legs

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
25 weeks ago

somewhere

About 5ft 10, dark hair with a hint of blonde, magnificent beard, awesome sword tattoo...

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"My biggest one is an intellectual, although works with his hands. He has a soft lilting accent. And a touch that reduces me to a quivering puddle"

0/4. Bollocks.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

Human (though I've not seen empirical scientific evidence)

Male (see above, genotype unconfirmed)

Shit at messaging (evidence seen)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
25 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Human (though I've not seen empirical scientific evidence)

Male (see above, genotype unconfirmed)

Shit at messaging (evidence seen)"

We both know Rex isn't quite human. Pretty penis, though

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

He has beautiful hands

... She has a wicked mind 😈😈

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By *iddlesticksMan
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Well they have two eyes, I can tell you that. And the regulation number of left elbows.

Do you know that the average person has less than two legs.

And there’s you bringing up the average with 3 legs 😜"

Just doing my bit.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester

My forum crush would best be described as horrified.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

There's the couple that give me little flutters when I see a message from them.

And a forbidden fruit that causes the odd tingle even if absolutely not going there.

And a lady who just makes me melt a little sometimes 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She has me blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Yeah not going there...

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By *iddlesticksMan
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"The one with the tits

The one with the tits and a tattoo

* could possibly be the same person "

Could both be me

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

None to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Well they have two eyes, I can tell you that. And the regulation number of left elbows."

That sorts it. It’s not me. I have three eyes.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

No longer with us

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By *elix SightedMan
25 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’ve decided not to have forum crushes since I started a thread about my forum crush and everyone got very excited.

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By *he KakapoMan
25 weeks ago

A nice rock

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By *he KakapoMan
25 weeks ago

A nice rock


"My forum crush would best be described as horrified. "

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
25 weeks ago

Carlisle


"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his...... "

nose.

Where are you meeting him?Here, by this stream, And his favourite food is owl ice cream.

Owl ice cream t-wit t-woo, goodbye little mouse and away he flew.....

I can still recite 'the gruffalo' and 'sharing a shell' and my youngest is now 11!!

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

.

They exist. No, really, they do.

I talk to them.

I'm going to message them now.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

My Fab crush is not on the forums.

He is really delicious. Sexy too. Handsome always. A gentleman but the absolute devil too. Makes me feel like a school girl full of girly excitement. He gives the best kisses and I’m a really tough critic. God help the next person I kiss!

He looks at me in a way that makes me feel like the most stunningly gorgeous woman alive. When I’m wearing a body hugging tight dress and sky high heels, and he stops working to look me up and down, smile, sigh, close his laptop, and grab me to wrap his arms around my waist, spins me around and tells me how stunning I look, I love it. I know he knows that I look stunning but he tells me because he knows I love to hear how stunning I look from him too.

He’s simply magical my crush.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

I’m not doing crushes anymore.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’m not doing crushes anymore. "

Wise

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"… He’s simply magical my crush. "

It’s absolutely beautiful seeing (reading?) you float around on cloud nine, Bella. Long may it continue.

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By *partharmonyCouple
25 weeks ago

Ruislip

She's a redhead who lives in Leeds and has the best dinosaur costume I've ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She's a perfect ten

But she wears a 12

Baby, keep a little two for me

She could be sweet 16

Bustin' out at the seams

It's still love in the first degree

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By *avexxMan
25 weeks ago

cheshire

nah crushes at my age. im not saying

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By *lfa RomeoMan
25 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

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By *assageVirtuosoMan
25 weeks ago

SouthEast


"My biggest one is an intellectual, although works with his hands. He has a soft lilting accent. And a touch that reduces me to a quivering puddle"

I recognised myself , thank you

But...I know you blocked me for differences in opinion in previous discussions.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
25 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Well mines the Essex girl but not from Essex

And the lady with the heart

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By *assageVirtuosoMan
25 weeks ago

SouthEast


"My Fab crush is not on the forums.

He is really delicious. Sexy too. Handsome always. A gentleman but the absolute devil too. Makes me feel like a school girl full of girly excitement. He gives the best kisses and I’m a really tough critic. God help the next person I kiss!

He looks at me in a way that makes me feel like the most stunningly gorgeous woman alive. When I’m wearing a body hugging tight dress and sky high heels, and he stops working to look me up and down, smile, sigh, close his laptop, and grab me to wrap his arms around my waist, spins me around and tells me how stunning I look, I love it. I know he knows that I look stunning but he tells me because he knows I love to hear how stunning I look from him too.

He’s simply magical my crush. "

Is this real or just a fantasy?

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By *assageVirtuosoMan
25 weeks ago

SouthEast

When on her profile I glanced,

My sober mind swirled and danced!

Her eyes convey extreme desire,

Her body - to worship and admire!

She says she wants it rather rough,

The proof is on her main photograph.

We've penciled a meet very soon,

Well before the next blue moon!

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By *ozzybear1981Man
25 weeks ago

preston

Female

Sensational body

Amazing personality

Incredible kisser

Naughty as hell 😈

Just perfect to be with 🥰

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By *rHotNottsMan
25 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have two that I’m hoping to meet in September and there’s no way I’m going to jinx it.

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By *onsShlongMan
25 weeks ago

bury

That one with the face

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

He’s an absolute bellend, obnoxious, condescending and patronising. Takes ok pictures and has a cock crafted my god himself. ( apparently 🤦🏻‍♂️ ). His mrs is absolutely banging 11/10 and I can see why he loves jizzing on her face.

I wish I could be him.

The mr

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

There's the one I'm married to. He's alright. 😍🔥😈

There's the wonderful one with the insane chemistry that makes me smile every day. He's ok too. ❤️‍🔥

That couple who are funny as fuck and both gorgeous. 😍

And far too many ladies to describe individually. 🫣🫠

J

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By *a LunaWoman
25 weeks ago

South Wales

He’s shorter than me

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By *idlandiaMan
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

From Manchester, Apparently mental and as far as I can tell has unfortunately left fab

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By *d mirerMan
25 weeks ago

lost


"He’s shorter than me "

That narrows things down

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By *2000ManMan
25 weeks ago

Worthing

Pablo from sw chat.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"I’m not doing crushes anymore.

Wise"

Wise beyond my years babe

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I’ve 3.

Proper fit, proper sexy. Witty and a great attitude to morals and people. (This fits them all)

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I think I'd crush most people on here tbh.

Unless they want to get on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

She likes bourbon biscuits.

I know, just why?!

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By *assageVirtuosoMan
25 weeks ago

SouthEast

I was browsing fab late one night,

My heart suddenly jumped with great delight!

There saw I famous Stacy T,

Asking for a cock or two or three.

Quickly sent my message, no fright,

Rubbing hands at prospects bright!

She replied , "Black cock only!"

How I wished and begged her fondly...

So I hatched a plan, a genius!

Pouring chocolate on my penius.

Sent her photos from an angle,

Making look like real, not a mangle.

The opportunity one day arised,

Went at hers I, well organised.

Had a mask full on for disguise,

Lest the lass me easy recognise.

All it started as expected ,

Till she suddenly objected!

Soon transpired on the spot,

She had licked the whole sweet lot.

There stood maa shiny boy,

White as snow, but not a joy.

She got up, was so furious!

How did I pulled this out, was curious?

"Don't you see me, size queen!

If I punch ya, break your spleen!"

She was shouting loudly all abuse,

It was danger, man, for real! I'm not obtuse.

Running outside, catch my breath,

Should've my inheritance bequeth.

Don't you ever, guys, pretend,

You are someone else, offend.

People trust you, let's be kind.

Interests of others keep in mind!

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill


"I was browsing fab late one night,

My heart suddenly jumped with great delight!

There saw I famous Stacy T,

Asking for a cock or two or three.

Quickly sent my message, no fright,

Rubbing hands at prospects bright!

She replied , "Black cock only!"

How I wished and begged her fondly...

So I hatched a plan, a genius!

Pouring chocolate on my penius.

Sent her photos from an angle,

Making look like real, not a mangle.

The opportunity one day arised,

Went at hers I, well organised.

Had a mask full on for disguise,

Lest the lass me easy recognise.

All it started as expected ,

Till she suddenly objected!

Soon transpired on the spot,

She had licked the whole sweet lot.

There stood maa shiny boy,

White as snow, but not a joy.

She got up, was so furious!

How did I pulled this out, was curious?

"Don't you see me, size queen!

If I punch ya, break your spleen!"

She was shouting loudly all abuse,

It was danger, man, for real! I'm not obtuse.

Running outside, catch my breath,

Should've my inheritance bequeth.

Don't you ever, guys, pretend,

You are someone else, offend.

People trust you, let's be kind.

Interests of others keep in mind!"

Thanks for reminding me I still have poem requests to fulfil. :P

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By *essTTWoman
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

He's not on here any more

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"He's not on here any more "

What are you talking about? I'm right here

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Lush 😘

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By *iss.BellaWoman
25 weeks ago

Chester

Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty.

Did I mention hot?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty.

Did I mention hot? "

🫶🏾

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By *ddie1966Man
25 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

No crushes, per sé, just a couple I quite fancy.

They have a pulse and they humour me. They'd have to be blind to have a crush on me.

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty.

Did I mention hot? "

You had me right until you said 'hot'.

Damn.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
25 weeks ago

Hell


"The one with the tits

The one with the tits and a tattoo

* could possibly be the same person "

It’s obviously me and my tattoo of Peter from Come Dine With Me

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By *ea monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I think that they’re hot and I really want to kiss them. That covers them

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By *oubleswing2019Man
25 weeks ago

Colchester

One is suave and debonair, and I suspect he is a complete tart.

.

The other is intellectually stimulating, and whilst I'm sapio, her pictures make go all aflutter for some reason which I don't understand, because sapio's shouldn't be affected in that way and it vexes me.

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By *arkSovereignMan
25 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty.

Did I mention hot? "

This better be me, or we’ll be having words Bella..

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"My Fab crush is not on the forums.

He is really delicious. Sexy too. Handsome always. A gentleman but the absolute devil too. Makes me feel like a school girl full of girly excitement. He gives the best kisses and I’m a really tough critic. God help the next person I kiss!

He looks at me in a way that makes me feel like the most stunningly gorgeous woman alive. When I’m wearing a body hugging tight dress and sky high heels, and he stops working to look me up and down, smile, sigh, close his laptop, and grab me to wrap his arms around my waist, spins me around and tells me how stunning I look, I love it. I know he knows that I look stunning but he tells me because he knows I love to hear how stunning I look from him too.

He’s simply magical my crush.

Is this real or just a fantasy?"

You’re right, a complete and utter fantasy.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable.

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty.

Did I mention hot? "

Fucking hell, I'm 0 for 4 again. Out.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

Is it still a crush if they know you like 'em? Asking for a friend

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Is it still a crush if they know you like 'em? Asking for a friend "
👀

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable."

You have crushes????

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is it still a crush if they know you like 'em? Asking for a friend "

It's whatever you want it to be. Expansive definition

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable.

You have crushes????"

Lol yes 🤣

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable.

You have crushes????

Lol yes 🤣"

I want to be one. Do I need to post more pictures?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable.

You have crushes????

Lol yes 🤣

I want to be one. Do I need to post more pictures?"

I'm not looking at pictures 😝

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By *assageVirtuosoMan
25 weeks ago

SouthEast


"My Fab crush is not on the forums.

He is really delicious. Sexy too. Handsome always. A gentleman but the absolute devil too. Makes me feel like a school girl full of girly excitement. He gives the best kisses and I’m a really tough critic. God help the next person I kiss!

He looks at me in a way that makes me feel like the most stunningly gorgeous woman alive. When I’m wearing a body hugging tight dress and sky high heels, and he stops working to look me up and down, smile, sigh, close his laptop, and grab me to wrap his arms around my waist, spins me around and tells me how stunning I look, I love it. I know he knows that I look stunning but he tells me because he knows I love to hear how stunning I look from him too.

He’s simply magical my crush.

Is this real or just a fantasy?

You’re right, a complete and utter fantasy. "

You and I can turn it into a beautiful reality

It looks like we are in the same locality.

Should only take a message to and fro ,

You'll meet me, a skilled massage pro.

Your soul and body I already admire,

You can have whatever your heart may desire!

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Chard

Italian Princess

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable.

You have crushes????

Lol yes 🤣

I want to be one. Do I need to post more pictures?

I'm not looking at pictures 😝"

If you like minds, I’m fuxked. 😂

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
25 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Still searching

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Chard

Cloudy hills too...

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By *r.SJMan
25 weeks ago

Wellingborough

Female...

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

They're just... ooft!!

And they make me all tingly

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By *iss.BellaWoman
25 weeks ago

Chester


"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty.

Did I mention hot?

🫶🏾"

❤️

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By *iss.BellaWoman
25 weeks ago

Chester


"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty.

Did I mention hot?

This better be me, or we’ll be having words Bella.. "

You're one of them

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By *ingerTwistWoman
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Crush 1 is a beautiful Grecian statue made life. Very easy on the eyes and entertaining on the forums.

Crush 2 thinks he's smarter than he probably is, but I quite admire his confidence.

Crush 3 has a devil make care attitude and buns that looks like they could crack walnuts!

Crush 4 is basically a human colouring book!

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill


"Crush 1 is a beautiful Grecian statue made life. Very easy on the eyes and entertaining on the forums.

Crush 2 thinks he's smarter than he probably is, but I quite admire his confidence.

Crush 3 has a devil make care attitude and buns that looks like they could crack walnuts!

Crush 4 is basically a human colouring book! "

Aww, none of those sound like me.

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By *hyandcurious2021Man
25 weeks ago

exeter

Slightly older than me, she wears glasses, has a hot curvy body with a sexy round ass and big bouncy tits

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
25 weeks ago

south coast IOW

I dont have a crush but there are some extremely sexy guys who are in the forums regularly so i enjoy the window shopping. 😘

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By *ynamicnatureMan
25 weeks ago

Doncaster

There's one lady who joins the forums infrequently who has the hottest set of lips on fab as her pics attest to.

And she loves her rugby so she must be awesome,😁

I'll definitely be trying to meet this beautiful lady when I'm around her way, maybe to watch the rugby with her?

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By *urly bearded manMan
25 weeks ago

Liverpool

They did not reply

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty.

Did I mention hot? "

That's you 😍😍

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By *iss.BellaWoman
25 weeks ago

Chester


"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty.

Did I mention hot?

That's you 😍😍"

Nope, that's definitely you ❤️

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
25 weeks ago

Always on the move

Just checking, anybody describing me?....

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty.

Did I mention hot?

That's you 😍😍

Nope, that's definitely you ❤️"

😍😍😘😘💝💖💋

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"There's one lady who joins the forums infrequently who has the hottest set of lips on fab as her pics attest to.

And she loves her rugby so she must be awesome,😁

I'll definitely be trying to meet this beautiful lady when I'm around her way, maybe to watch the rugby with her?"

Haha well I'm always in here so it can't be me 🤣 even though... lips + rugby lol

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By *ynamicnatureMan
25 weeks ago

Doncaster


"There's one lady who joins the forums infrequently who has the hottest set of lips on fab as her pics attest to.

And she loves her rugby so she must be awesome,😁

I'll definitely be trying to meet this beautiful lady when I'm around her way, maybe to watch the rugby with her?

Haha well I'm always in here so it can't be me 🤣 even though... lips + rugby lol"

Good morning littlemiss,😁

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"There's one lady who joins the forums infrequently who has the hottest set of lips on fab as her pics attest to.

And she loves her rugby so she must be awesome,😁

I'll definitely be trying to meet this beautiful lady when I'm around her way, maybe to watch the rugby with her?

Haha well I'm always in here so it can't be me 🤣 even though... lips + rugby lol

Good morning littlemiss,😁"

Good morning

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By *ea monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! "

There’s a certain little excitement in playing the game though….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"Is it still a crush if they know you like 'em? Asking for a friend 👀"

I feel seen 😇

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! "

Hi, I fancy you. Hope that helps.

J

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By *he KakapoMan
25 weeks ago

A nice rock


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! "

No shush this way I can delude myself into thinking they are all about me!!!!

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By *aseylee324Couple
25 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! "

I generally take the view that if people are interested, they've already messaged

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
25 weeks ago

West midlands

Too many to choose from many beautiful people on here

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! "

If I fancy someone, I’ve told them. And then it’s awkward. So I don’t say that I fancy them on these posts.

If I LIKE someone, they definitely know.

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By *ea monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier!

I generally take the view that if people are interested, they've already messaged"

What if they’ve only just seen your profile?

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By *ussle SproutMan
25 weeks ago

the middle


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier!

I generally take the view that if people are interested, they've already messaged

What if they’ve only just seen your profile? "

Generally I don’t have crushes on profiles I’ve only just seen

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
25 weeks ago

south coast IOW


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier!

I generally take the view that if people are interested, they've already messaged

What if they’ve only just seen your profile? "

Oh we have certainly seen your profile before young man. I recognise that cute beard surrounding those plump sweet lips, tanned tattooed torso and lean frame.

Definitely perved those pics before.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his...... "

The wart has gone now 😂😂😂😘

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his......

The wart has gone now 😂😂😂😘"

This is good news, now about them purple prickles 🥰😘

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! "

Hi 👋 xx

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By *r.SJMan
25 weeks ago

Wellingborough


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier!

Hi 👋 xx"

👋

And wouldn't it just!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his......

The wart has gone now 😂😂😂😘

This is good news, now about them purple prickles 🥰😘"

In progress 😂😘

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
25 weeks ago

durham

Not a crush but there is one localish person I’ve seen on here a couple of times who I’d be interested in chatting to.

However she already has tonnes of fellas swooning over her and I think she said that she’s blocked blokes.

Also (from her profile) I think she’s after things I’m not interested in.

Basically I’ve seen someone and thought “she’s fit”

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier!

Hi 👋 xx

👋

And wouldn't it just! "

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! "

I was just toning down the naming thing tbh

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh "

It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
25 weeks ago

Bromley

That would be telling

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh

It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are. "

#theyknowwheretheyare

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh

It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.

#theyknowwheretheyare"

You don’t even have a crush

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh

It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.

#theyknowwheretheyare

You don’t even have a crush "

I described two.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh

It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.

#theyknowwheretheyare

You don’t even have a crush

I described two."

Nice try, I’m not fooled!!

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh

It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.

#theyknowwheretheyare

You don’t even have a crush

I described two.

Nice try, I’m not fooled!! "

I mean if you want to read ulterior motives into what I'm doing...

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh

It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.

#theyknowwheretheyare

You don’t even have a crush

I described two.

Nice try, I’m not fooled!!

I mean if you want to read ulterior motives into what I'm doing..."

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