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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery

Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery

I'm seriously interested to know where do you put your massive man stick when riding a road bike?

🍆😎

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Riding really hard and fast is dangerous.

Positions that allow for deep penetrations can be painful.

Anal can be a challenge.

The worst is not being able to properly take someone in my mouth because, well my mouth has a fixed diameter and really big cocks that can’t fit in, just miss out on my stupendous oral skills. 🤣 😝 🤣

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Can’t be a true Scotsman in a kilt without getting arrested.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Having to stand 2 feet away from the urinal? 🤔

J

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

I imagine carpal tunnel is a big issue

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Can’t be a true Scotsman in a kilt without getting arrested.

Mrs TMN x"

Or a casual jogger in those itsy bitsy running shorts...

Cherry x

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By *unCycleGymRepeatMan
23 weeks ago

Greater London

Shorts to run/gym/cycle. Having a 30' waist, larger sports wear tend to move around.

y

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Catch it on the door handle all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x "

Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery

Lack of eye contact when naked.

My eyes are up here god damn it! 🙄🤣

Hades

x

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By *anceAloneWoman
23 weeks ago

Adjacent to him


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x

Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅"

Googles Olympic pole vault 👀

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By *unCycleGymRepeatMan
23 weeks ago

Greater London

72miles today, from harrow to maidhead. Pace was high due to a flat course and was being pulled along by a friend.

Everything was a bit sweaty, hot by the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

People know when I'm entering the room.

Unless it's at the speed of Light.

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x

Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅"

Me too! 🤪😆 I had to watch it quite a few times.... because I love that sport obviously

Cherry x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Loss of consciousness due to lack of blood to the brain 🧠

B

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"72miles today, from harrow to maidhead. Pace was high due to a flat course and was being pulled along by a friend.

Everything was a bit sweaty, hot by the end.

"

Sorry... was your friend pulling you by your monster meat? I can imagine that would get rather sweaty...

Cherry x

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By *aomilatteCouple
23 weeks ago

Midlands

The "lucky" footballers may be deemed offside by VAR

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By *aizyWoman
23 weeks ago

west midlands


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x

Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅

Me too! 🤪😆 I had to watch it quite a few times.... because I love that sport obviously

Cherry x "

He deffo deserved some type of medal! 🎖

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Loss of consciousness due to lack of blood to the brain 🧠

B"

Poor Julie 🥺

Unless your dong stays hard after you've fainted obviously

Cherry x

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By *illan-KillashMan
23 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x "

When I lean forward to tie my shoelaces the added weight upsets my centre of gravity and I lose balance.

Flip side is the big feller hits the ground first and acts as a support, means I never fully fall over and smash my face on the ground.

Mind you, I've jackknifed a few times.

Oh, and women aren't interested in my personality or sparkling wit, o them I'm just a piece of meat.

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"The "lucky" footballers may be deemed offside by VAR "

🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

It’s an advantage when I’m gaming in the sofa. My Xbox controller sits very nice in my lap.

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"The "lucky" footballers may be deemed offside by VAR "

All together now “your dick is offside, your dick is offside, Ollie Watkins - your dick is offside”

🤣

Hades

x

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x

When I lean forward to tie my shoelaces the added weight upsets my centre of gravity and I lose balance.

Flip side is the big feller hits the ground first and acts as a support, means I never fully fall over and smash my face on the ground.

Mind you, I've jackknifed a few times.

Oh, and women aren't interested in my personality or sparkling wit, o them I'm just a piece of meat."

True story ^^^

🍆🤪

Cherry x

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x

Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅

Me too! 🤪😆 I had to watch it quite a few times.... because I love that sport obviously

Cherry x

He deffo deserved some type of medal! 🎖 "

Definitely. I'd like to see the medal hung from his meaty schlock

Cherry x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Loss of consciousness due to lack of blood to the brain 🧠

B

Poor Julie 🥺

Unless your dong stays hard after you've fainted obviously

Cherry x "

Other people problems. 😭

J

(kidding)

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x

Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅

Me too! 🤪😆 I had to watch it quite a few times.... because I love that sport obviously

Cherry x "

Yeah i mean I never appreciated how technical it was... I've added it to my favourites so i can study it further

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x

Fuck me i was just watching it go goooo-doooiiinnngggg 👅👅👅

Me too! 🤪😆 I had to watch it quite a few times.... because I love that sport obviously

Cherry x

Yeah i mean I never appreciated how technical it was... I've added it to my favourites so i can study it further "

Margins of victory are *coughs small at the top 🤷🏼‍♂️

Hades

x

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"People know when I'm entering the room.

Unless it's at the speed of Light. "

Just go through the key hole if you're going that fast, no need even open the door

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

If I was any bigger I wouldn't be able to play Cricket

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By *londebiguyMan
23 weeks ago

Southport


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x "

I don't like the cold water when you sit on a toilet.

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By *obby3264Man
23 weeks ago

Cambridge


"Riding really hard and fast is dangerous.

Positions that allow for deep penetrations can be painful.

Anal can be a challenge.

The worst is not being able to properly take someone in my mouth because, well my mouth has a fixed diameter and really big cocks that can’t fit in, just miss out on my stupendous oral skills. 🤣 😝 🤣 "

It sound terrible thankfully I'm not too big or too small so ive been told. I can say ive a handful though as I test it regularly.

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By *oodmessMan
23 weeks ago

yumsville


"Loss of consciousness due to lack of blood to the brain 🧠

B

Poor Julie 🥺

Unless your dong stays hard after you've fainted obviously

Cherry x "

Fuck me, this is like reading a book. I once fainted after a wank in the bath... I'm assuming heat and blood flow meant nothing going brainward, woke with thigh slapping meat

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By *orkshire Couple2000Couple
23 weeks ago

Halifax

Anal is an issue, I also had to take an ex to hospital after causing some damage after she'd had a coil fitted.

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By *ty31Man
23 weeks ago

NW London

Might cause problems on a crowded London Underground train.. Mind The Doors Sir...

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By *oodmessMan
23 weeks ago

yumsville

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Sitting on the toilet and having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl 🤢🤮

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By *C44Man
23 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Sitting on the toilet and having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl 🤢🤮"

😖😖

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By *oodmessMan
23 weeks ago

yumsville

Once had my dad rock up beside me at a urinal at a service station.. there were the two stone rule but he must have glanced, his face was a picture, I was a bit swole and all he said was 'alrite' and looked straight forward.

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Sitting on the toilet and having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl 🤢🤮"

Only touching the porcelain Joe? There's guy up there ^^^ who touches the water... #allegedly

😉🍆

Cherry x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

23 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Accidentally poking someone in the eye when exiting a hot tub.

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By *ussle SproutMan
23 weeks ago

the middle

My problem is i don’t have one

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Sitting on the toilet and having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl 🤢🤮

Only touching the porcelain Joe? There's guy up there ^^^ who touches the water... #allegedly

😉🍆

Cherry x "

I guess I can only be modest in what I have 😇😉

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

When you're squeezing past someone and you have to face your arse towards them so you're not committing a crime 😳

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By *heshladMan
23 weeks ago

cheshire


"Sitting on the toilet and having your cock touch the inside of the toilet bowl 🤢🤮"

I have this issue. Not good at all 😂

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By *ira2024Woman
23 weeks ago

SW

Oooohhh I needed to see it haha 😈

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By *affron40Woman
23 weeks ago

manchester

Good lord 😳 I bet Nora’s watching that on repeat!

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Good lord 😳 I bet Nora’s watching that on repeat! "

Frame advance I expect 😉

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By *affron40Woman
23 weeks ago

manchester


"Good lord 😳 I bet Nora’s watching that on repeat!

Frame advance I expect 😉"

Bet he’s dreadful at limbo…

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By *ixieAndHerKing OP   Couple
23 weeks ago

Debauchery


"Accidentally poking someone in the eye when exiting a hot tub. "

My wrinkled starfish once winked at a lovely lady as I climbed cautiously into a hot tub at a club once, before slipping on the inside step and falling face first into her lap....

Cherry x

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By *ickshawedCouple
23 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

The cost of multiple lynx cans in order to show it off fully

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By *C44Man
23 weeks ago

Ipswich


"The cost of multiple lynx cans in order to show it off fully "

And a sky subscription

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By *illan-KillashMan
23 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x

When I lean forward to tie my shoelaces the added weight upsets my centre of gravity and I lose balance.

Flip side is the big feller hits the ground first and acts as a support, means I never fully fall over and smash my face on the ground.

Mind you, I've jackknifed a few times.

Oh, and women aren't interested in my personality or sparkling wit, o them I'm just a piece of meat.

True story ^^^

🍆🤪

Cherry x "

I've seen you thirsting when you think I'm not looking........

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By *emboy AlexMan
23 weeks ago

Chadderton, Manchester

I find that football can be quite unfortunate with a decently sized penis. I have to either push it to the side or upwards and if the ball impacts your thigh or lower stomach area you are in for a world of pain...especially if it hits just the tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Following the Olympic pole vaulter losing out on a medal after catching his erm, rather large prominent man meat on the bar (if you haven't seen the clip, it's well worth watching, in slow mo, on loop 🤪) what issues do you, the great minds of fab, forsee with having an unfeasibly large penis?

🤔🍆😉

Cherry x "

A truly great question and one that affects me daily!

The impacts vs benefits are far and wide, inspite of size embarrassment is still a large part of the problem. I’m always happy to choose the middle urinal out 3, happy to shake it like a salami unwrapped, but others are overly interested and stare, glare, glance, nod, wink, I’m a grower too… which when erect it knock on things, or knock things over… cause major trauma, morning wood turns the duvet to a wigwam, all very embarrassing on cold mornings .

Life with a big cock; sucks.

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By *londebiguyMan
23 weeks ago

Southport


"The cost of multiple lynx cans in order to show it off fully "

Sky tv remotes are the accepted method ive been told.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Once had my dad rock up beside me at a urinal at a service station.. there were the two stone rule but he must have glanced, his face was a picture, I was a bit swole and all he said was 'alrite' and looked straight forward."

So you have a big cock and your dad hasn't? Damn...! That means my Fucket List to shag genetically related men to see if the cock size thing is true?

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By *avexxMan
23 weeks ago

cheshire

i put mine next to a thimle

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By *oodmessMan
23 weeks ago

yumsville


"Once had my dad rock up beside me at a urinal at a service station.. there were the two stone rule but he must have glanced, his face was a picture, I was a bit swole and all he said was 'alrite' and looked straight forward.

So you have a big cock and your dad hasn't? Damn...! That means my Fucket List to shag genetically related men to see if the cock size thing is true?"

I didn't look. His chin sort of blended into his neck though - it was just a funny expression... and reason why I don't look at cocks

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