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"Sounds like fun..." Yeah it should be | |||
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"Spatula! Colander " Pair of mincers ! | |||
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"heres mine " Woo hoo the first entry! | |||
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"Who's doing the voting this time?" I couldn't possibly tell you | |||
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"Bollocks. Got a wok stuck on my arse" I'll pull it off | |||
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"Does it have to be my kitchen or can I pose in someone else's? Away all week but have a pit stop or two to make! " Yeah any kitchen will do! | |||
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"Bollocks. Got a wok stuck on my arse I'll pull it off " What about the wok? | |||
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"I need assistance taking mine....offers?!" You'll have to sweet talk me | |||
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"Bollocks. Got a wok stuck on my arse I'll pull it off What about the wok?" Hehe on form tonight! It's in my mouth | |||
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"I need assistance taking mine....offers?! You'll have to sweet talk me " bon bons, sherbert fountains, strawberry laces, cherries... | |||
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"heres mine " That's just great, you've nicked ma grater | |||
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"lol, ur going to like mine, just waiting for it to be approved!!" Brave | |||
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"lol, ur going to like mine, just waiting for it to be approved!! Brave " good effort or are you hungry for more, lol x | |||
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"Is it possible to burn your knob in the microwave?! " Yes I would think so P.S I don't like sweets | |||
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"lol, ur going to like mine, just waiting for it to be approved!! Brave good effort or are you hungry for more, lol x" I think you are slightly mad haha | |||
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"Can we have more than one entry? " Yes of course | |||
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"Perfect time to re-use my pint glass pic " | |||
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"lol, ur going to like mine, just waiting for it to be approved!!" Omg!... | |||
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"Can we have more than one entry? Yes of course " Good didn't want to peak too soon | |||
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"off to A & E to get this pan off my head " Lol | |||
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"I'm not telling" Telling what? | |||
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"Is it possible to burn your knob in the microwave?! Yes I would think so P.S I don't like sweets " You said sweet talk, surely you've worked out that I don't do subtle! | |||
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"lol, ur going to like mine, just waiting for it to be approved!!" brave man!! | |||
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"I'm not telling Telling what? " What I'm planning | |||
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"Argh... My kitchen is mid decorating and looks like a bomb site... Could always paint myself the same colour I suppose!! X" Would we be able to see you though? | |||
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"Argh... My kitchen is mid decorating and looks like a bomb site... Could always paint myself the same colour I suppose!! X" Ooo what colour? Xx | |||
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"Argh... My kitchen is mid decorating and looks like a bomb site... Could always paint myself the same colour I suppose!! X Ooo what colour? Xx" It's called willow green! It's a pale green colour x | |||
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"Argh... My kitchen is mid decorating and looks like a bomb site... Could always paint myself the same colour I suppose!! X Would we be able to see you though? " I won't paint my nipples so you can spot me up against the wall! | |||
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"Argh... My kitchen is mid decorating and looks like a bomb site... Could always paint myself the same colour I suppose!! X Ooo what colour? Xx It's called willow green! It's a pale green colour x " Sounds nice! | |||
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"wonder if i can fit my microwave between my tits lol" you can pose like you're a model on the price is right | |||
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"Spatula! Colander Pair of mincers !" looking for one more | |||
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"Spatula! Colander Pair of mincers ! looking for one more" Cuddly toy?? | |||
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"lol, no but, i'm determined to come higher up than the last comp!" What was the thought process that leads you to put your cock in a blender? I really hope it wasn't detachable dicks. | |||
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"lol, no but, i'm determined to come higher up than the last comp!" It's the taking part that counts, and not the winning | |||
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"wonder if i can fit my microwave between my tits lol you can pose like you're a model on the price is right " microwave was too heavy.. but used the kettle haha | |||
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"wonder if i can fit my microwave between my tits lol you can pose like you're a model on the price is right microwave was too heavy.. but used the kettle haha " the things you do to let off a bit of steam | |||
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"wonder if i can fit my microwave between my tits lol you can pose like you're a model on the price is right microwave was too heavy.. but used the kettle haha " Hope it wasn't full | |||
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"wonder if i can fit my microwave between my tits lol you can pose like you're a model on the price is right microwave was too heavy.. but used the kettle haha Hope it wasn't full " empty.. not used the kettle in weeks actually. i only have one because ive friends who drink tea | |||
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"Does it have to be my kitchen or can I pose in someone else's? Away all week but have a pit stop or two to make! " Ooohhhh, im guna have SOO much fun doing this one Think i may just be a part of your entry this time though . . . | |||
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"my Kitchen pic now up! " fantastic, was the machine running? x | |||
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"Who's doing the voting this time?" Julie started the thread so she should have first dibs. if she doesn't want to do it there must be someone fair minded out there who does. | |||
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"my Kitchen pic now up! fantastic, was the machine running? x" it wasn't no | |||
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"my Kitchen pic now up! " Very nice!!! | |||
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"ooo excited " haha don't be, I didn't have much time | |||
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"I need assistance taking mine....offers?!" Your'e too far away | |||
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"ooo excited haha don't be, I didn't have much time" Tease your sausage fingers have done it again | |||
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"ooo excited haha don't be, I didn't have much time Tease your sausage fingers have done it again " pmsl ooooppppssss | |||
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"lol, no but, i'm determined to come higher up than the last comp! What was the thought process that leads you to put your cock in a blender? I really hope it wasn't detachable dicks. " Erm, it had a hole in it | |||
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"Its a bit rubbish/rude x" mmm, bushy and smooth x | |||
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"Your avatar is good rude...mine is rubbish. " Lol, Just hope I'm lucky! | |||
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"Nice to see new avatars emerging, keep them coming! Currently working on mine " I was beginning to wonder x | |||
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"Nice to see new avatars emerging, keep them coming! Currently working on mine I was beginning to wonder x" Busy week and meetings today means I have yet to get into my kitchen lol | |||
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"It's official.... I grate on some people.... " As long as there's no cheese in _iew.... | |||
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"It's official.... I grate on some people.... As long as there's no cheese in _iew...." | |||
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"It's official.... I grate on some people.... " Euro, there is a strange set of eyes and a nose in your cheese grater It's like one of those unexplained phenomenomenomem thingys that pop up in photos. | |||
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"My picture is attracting a few "Mr Greys " " Lmao love your picture hehe | |||
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"as your the judge, how will that work. honorary award perhaps?" A honorary sounds a bit suss, in what sense do you mean? Lol | |||
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"It's official.... I grate on some people.... Euro, there is a strange set of eyes and a nose in your cheese grater It's like one of those unexplained phenomenomenomem thingys that pop up in photos. " Naahh...!!! Just coz you can see the Baby Chesus in a Dorito.... | |||
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"It's official.... I grate on some people.... Euro, there is a strange set of eyes and a nose in your cheese grater It's like one of those unexplained phenomenomenomem thingys that pop up in photos. Naahh...!!! Just coz you can see the Baby Chesus in a Dorito.... " he talks to me | |||
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"as your the judge, how will that work. honorary award perhaps? A honorary sounds a bit suss, in what sense do you mean? Lol " don't ask me to think, my cock can't cope with that much thought x | |||
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"Here's my fridge magnet" You sayin that ya bare arse attracts fridges....?? | |||
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"Here's my fridge magnet You sayin that ya bare arse attracts fridges....?? " I wanted a fanny magnet, but hey, beggars can't be choosers | |||
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"Here's my fridge magnet You sayin that ya bare arse attracts fridges....?? I wanted a fanny magnet, but hey, beggars can't be choosers " Well if havin yer own private airliner isn't filling yer inbox.... | |||
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"lol, no but, i'm determined to come higher up than the last comp! What was the thought process that leads you to put your cock in a blender? I really hope it wasn't detachable dicks. Erm, it had a hole in it " And that single sentence sums up boys perfectly! | |||
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"lol, no but, i'm determined to come higher up than the last comp! What was the thought process that leads you to put your cock in a blender? I really hope it wasn't detachable dicks. Erm, it had a hole in it And that single sentence sums up boys perfectly! " lol, I tried my best. What time on Sunday are results? | |||
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"lol, no but, i'm determined to come higher up than the last comp! What was the thought process that leads you to put your cock in a blender? I really hope it wasn't detachable dicks. Erm, it had a hole in it And that single sentence sums up boys perfectly! lol, I tried my best. What time on Sunday are results?" Not sure yet, early ish evening...I have to do my pic tonight or tomorrow lol | |||
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"Here's my entry..." Love it, one of my faves so far | |||
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"Here's my entry..." God that's a bit scary | |||
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"Here's my entry..." Now... put the knives down... very s..l..o..w..l..y..... There's a good lad...... You're making a lot of blokes on here very nervous... | |||
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"Just taken a couple but dont know which to choose, none are very good!!!! I'll try this one first!!! " You need to make it public else we can't make it out | |||
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"Just taken a couple but dont know which to choose, none are very good!!!! I'll try this one first!!! You need to make it public else we can't make it out" They should be now!!! Probably best you cant make them out!!! haha | |||
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"I ain't puttin my knob in no blender, not for no-one... " Plenty of other appliances you can use or utensils etc | |||
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"Just taken a couple but dont know which to choose, none are very good!!!! I'll try this one first!!! You need to make it public else we can't make it out They should be now!!! Probably best you cant make them out!!! haha " I like them | |||
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"I ain't puttin my knob in no blender, not for no-one... " Use the toaster instead | |||
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"Just taken a couple but dont know which to choose, none are very good!!!! I'll try this one first!!! You need to make it public else we can't make it out They should be now!!! Probably best you cant make them out!!! haha " Thumbs up for the bowl licking is there any left? | |||
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"Just taken a couple but dont know which to choose, none are very good!!!! I'll try this one first!!! You need to make it public else we can't make it out They should be now!!! Probably best you cant make them out!!! haha Thumbs up for the bowl licking is there any left?" Nope swallowed it all!!! | |||
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"Just taken a couple but dont know which to choose, none are very good!!!! I'll try this one first!!! You need to make it public else we can't make it out They should be now!!! Probably best you cant make them out!!! haha Thumbs up for the bowl licking is there any left? Nope swallowed it all!!! " might have guessed. Gobble it all down then show the pic | |||
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"and here is my effort " Have you actually put that skewer through your nipples | |||
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"and here is my effort Have you actually put that skewer through your nipples " yup....joys of having piercings | |||
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"and here is my effort Have you actually put that skewer through your nipples yup....joys of having piercings " You were lucky Letsbe never hung you up in the wardrobe | |||
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"and here is my effort Have you actually put that skewer through your nipples yup....joys of having piercings You were lucky Letsbe never hung you up in the wardrobe " dont give him ideas!!! | |||
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"and here is my effort " That looks painful! Lol | |||
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"and here is my effort Have you actually put that skewer through your nipples yup....joys of having piercings You were lucky Letsbe never hung you up in the wardrobe dont give him ideas!!! " And electro stimulate you at the same time! | |||
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"and here is my effort " Wow! Love your style evie. | |||
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"and here is my effort " Ouch | |||
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"Evie! I'm sure Julie said no food. " its decoration.... | |||
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"No jokes about tea bagging please,, " Kettling but not tea-bagging. | |||
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"Evie! I'm sure Julie said no food. " Oh no surely not a disqualification. Quick eat the evidence. | |||
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"Evie! I'm sure Julie said no food. Oh no surely not a disqualification. Quick eat the evidence. " no!!!!!!!!! dont disqualify me | |||
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"Evie! I'm sure Julie said no food. Oh no surely not a disqualification. Quick eat the evidence. no!!!!!!!!! dont disqualify me " You've suffered for your art. | |||
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"Evie! I'm sure Julie said no food. Oh no surely not a disqualification. Quick eat the evidence. no!!!!!!!!! dont disqualify me You've suffered for your art." the blender was still plugged in | |||
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"Evie! I'm sure Julie said no food. Oh no surely not a disqualification. Quick eat the evidence. no!!!!!!!!! dont disqualify me You've suffered for your art. the blender was still plugged in" yeah but ya willy doesnt touch the bottom so you were never in any real danger | |||
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"Evie! I'm sure Julie said no food. Oh no surely not a disqualification. Quick eat the evidence. no!!!!!!!!! dont disqualify me You've suffered for your art. the blender was still plugged in yeah but ya willy doesnt touch the bottom so you were never in any real danger " lol I used to be 18" | |||
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"18 inches... lol No you never.. liar liar pants on fire " Oh I meant mm's | |||
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"Here's our entry, done a couple but don't know which to chose. Going for this one now, may change later. " | |||
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"Here's our entry, done a couple but don't know which to chose. Going for this one now, may change later. " Very sexy!!!! | |||
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"chef de kimbo has arrived lol " Haha is that a tea cosy? | |||
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"chef de kimbo has arrived lol " Brilliant. | |||
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"chef de kimbo has arrived lol Haha is that a tea cosy?" no its actually mu little ones chef hat and apron lol | |||
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"chef de kimbo has arrived lol " You get my vote! | |||
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"chef de kimbo has arrived lol You get my vote! " Im sure there are far more better avatars than mine.. lol Ive just uploaded some knife ones but not sure if they will be allowed. I went for a comedy option and a serious one | |||
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