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By *iker Jack OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Post fabs unanswered questions below…

1. Are there any 99 year olds on here who meet?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

2) Is it piss though?

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
29 weeks ago

Colchester

3) how do you know what beautiful inside and out looks like?

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By *cottish guy123Man
29 weeks ago

bothwell

Some say it's a mixture of piss and cum 🤔🤔 but the better person to ask that is called "the stig"

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By *haiababeWoman
29 weeks ago

North devon

4) why can't you read the profile

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By *cottish guy123Man
29 weeks ago

bothwell


"3) how do you know what beautiful inside and out looks like? "

Ask Jeffrey dahmer 😂😂

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By *cottish guy123Man
29 weeks ago

bothwell


"4) why can't you read the profile "

What do you mean 🤔

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
29 weeks ago

Colchester

Dolly mixtures

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
29 weeks ago

Colchester


"3) how do you know what beautiful inside and out looks like?

Ask Jeffrey dahmer 😂😂"

I think he must have blocked us as I couldn't find his profile

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By *NewBNWOMan
29 weeks ago

back

5) is it true that you are 200% more likely to get a meet with your dick as your only form of pictures?

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

6) why doesn’t my fiver guarantee me a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

7) how big is VWE?

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By *ealitybitesMan
29 weeks ago

Belfast

Why is everyone fake?

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

.

- if a person has sex and no one hears about it, did they really have sex?

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By *dam1971Man
29 weeks ago

Bedford

Why do so many have their cutoff age just below my age?

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By *ealitybitesMan
29 weeks ago

Belfast

Why is my lack of effort more acceptable than yours?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
29 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Why are there no genuine (slags) women on here

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By *NewBNWOMan
29 weeks ago

back


"Why are there no genuine (slags) women on here"

Be the change you wish to see in the world

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By *he KakapoMan
29 weeks ago

A nice rock

If I can't get a meet without a veri and I can't get a veri without a chicken did the egg come first?

Wait I may have gotten confused half way through...

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By *zippyMan
29 weeks ago

Wexford


"Post fabs unanswered questions below…

1. Are there any 99 year olds on here who meet?

"

Of course there is but they tend to be in a bit of a clique and communicate in their own group chats.

Just on for a look around,

Can't travel/can accommodate,

Don't send dick pics- seen it all before,

looking for mature guys- under 70 need not apply,

Not interested in outdoor or car meets,

Interests include, but not limited to, midday orgies in the home

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By *mmaleiaWoman
29 weeks ago

Trowbridge


"If I can't get a meet without a veri and I can't get a veri without a chicken did the egg come first?

Wait I may have gotten confused half way through...

"

I got loads of meets when I didn’t have veris, I also met a few without veris, it doesn’t make much difference

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Post fabs unanswered questions below…

1. Are there any 99 year olds on here who meet?

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Absolutely, and I bet they knocked 10 yrs off when they set up the account.

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By *he KakapoMan
29 weeks ago

A nice rock


"If I can't get a meet without a veri and I can't get a veri without a chicken did the egg come first?

Wait I may have gotten confused half way through...

I got loads of meets when I didn’t have veris, I also met a few without veris, it doesn’t make much difference "

1. It was a joke

2. I agree

3. Also your a woman so it doesn't count

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By *dam1971Man
29 weeks ago

Bedford


"If I can't get a meet without a veri and I can't get a veri without a chicken did the egg come first?

Wait I may have gotten confused half way through...

I got loads of meets when I didn’t have veris, I also met a few without veris, it doesn’t make much difference "

If a bloke wants to meet an unverified woman, the worst possible result is they’re fake and really a bloke so won’t meet.

If a woman wants to meet a bloke, the worst possible result is much, much more horrible

It’s not unreasonable for women to check a bloke is verified.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
29 weeks ago

Leeds

What quantifies as a large load?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"What quantifies as a large load?

Mrs "

35kg in my washing machine.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
29 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"3) how do you know what beautiful inside and out looks like?

Ask Jeffrey dahmer 😂😂"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *hil most chillMan
29 weeks ago

South East & Europe

Girth or length?

Why don't women reply just to say no? I'm such a nice guy and manners cost nothing

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
29 weeks ago

Wherever

Does anyone ever say “pass” if it’s a woman above on “fuck or pass the profile above” threads?

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By *ccasionallyNaughtyWoman
29 weeks ago

Sussex

How many men have actually stuck their cock up a Dyson so they can confidently report in verifications that women "suck like a Dyson"?

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By *ccasionallyNaughtyWoman
29 weeks ago

Sussex

Does "rugby build" mean fat bloke?

Does "curvy" mean fat lady?

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By *he KakapoMan
29 weeks ago

A nice rock

What happens if you dont treat her with respect, is she no longer a gem

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
29 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Does anyone ever say “pass” if it’s a woman above on “fuck or pass the profile above” threads?"

Oh they absolutely do... I've been "passed " on many a time 🤣

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
29 weeks ago

Glasgow


"7) how big is VWE? "
this one I ask a lot of people this like how big is a big dick and what imaginary line must it cross to be considered big and still to this day no one has answered they are normally 5ft to 6ft

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By *vaRose43Woman
29 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

What does

“One of fabs best” really mean on a veri

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By *he KakapoMan
29 weeks ago

A nice rock


"7) how big is VWE? this one I ask a lot of people this like how big is a big dick and what imaginary line must it cross to be considered big and still to this day no one has answered they are normally 5ft to 6ft "

One of those WR yellow lines like they have in the Olympics would be handy

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Which *is* better? Cut or uncut?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
29 weeks ago

Wherever


"Does anyone ever say “pass” if it’s a woman above on “fuck or pass the profile above” threads?

Oh they absolutely do... I've been "passed " on many a time 🤣"

Me too

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By *ihusband84Man
29 weeks ago

SHEERNESS

[Removed by poster at 04/08/24 08:19:14]

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By *ubikslongswordMan
29 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"7) how big is VWE? this one I ask a lot of people this like how big is a big dick and what imaginary line must it cross to be considered big and still to this day no one has answered they are normally 5ft to 6ft "

Surely if the average size is 5.7" anything bigger is well endowed, anything bigger than 7-8 should be VWE just some speculation of course I'm not the expert on how big is big lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
29 weeks ago

Midlands

How come the Men of Fab are apparently so well endowed compared to the rest of the population?

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
29 weeks ago

Glasgow


"7) how big is VWE? this one I ask a lot of people this like how big is a big dick and what imaginary line must it cross to be considered big and still to this day no one has answered they are normally 5ft to 6ft

One of those WR yellow lines like they have in the Olympics would be handy"

lmao yeah it would but some answers I’ve gotten was crazy some women consider 6 as big other don’t call it big till 11 or 13

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
29 weeks ago

Glasgow


"7) how big is VWE? this one I ask a lot of people this like how big is a big dick and what imaginary line must it cross to be considered big and still to this day no one has answered they are normally 5ft to 6ft

Surely if the average size is 5.7" anything bigger is well endowed, anything bigger than 7-8 should be VWE just some speculation of course I'm not the expert on how big is big lol"

lol

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By *till gameMan
29 weeks ago

Oldham

Fill in later, just ask 🤔

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By *aizyWoman
29 weeks ago

west midlands

Has anyone ever seen an exceptional professional on here? I've only ever seen people who are exceptional or professional.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
29 weeks ago

The Lake District

They tick "looking for Tv/Ts" so show up in searches and on meeting posts ,yet have active block from Tv/Ts,whats that all about

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
29 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

Why do so many of the couples that contact us only use the male to get in touch

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By *ucka39Man
29 weeks ago

Newcastle

What's with people thinking that the disclaimer is important

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
29 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Why do so many of the couples that contact us only use the male to get in touch

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this one

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By *aomilatteCouple
29 weeks ago

Midlands

Why is "squirting" so popular on Fab, but to vanilla people it's virtually unheard of?

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By *odgerMan
29 weeks ago

Coventry(ish)London

Those that 'defiantly going to meet again?' ask for a follow on meet on a veri whilst exposing themselves as a dunce.

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By *elix SightedMan
29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

What is an alpha male?

If a man thinks he’s an alpha male is he really an alpha male?

Is there such a thing as an alpha female?

What would happen if an alpha male met an alpha female?

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By *ixiekissesWoman
29 weeks ago

Happy place

What is the significance of "professional" on a profile, what do they think they are conveying?

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By *ekkatransTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Scarborough

Will fill in later

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By *aomilatteCouple
29 weeks ago

Midlands

Why announce on a thread "sent you a message"? Surely the message will show up on their profile?

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By *ife NinjaMan
29 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'm over 50. We get no interaction, so why are we here?

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By *ucka39Man
29 weeks ago

Newcastle

Why do you need to point out that you are genuine

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By *gent CoulsonMan
29 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

With 150 cock pics from different angles and no bio, why can't I get a meet

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By *inxy777Woman
29 weeks ago

essex

Me replying to a message that they aren’t what I’m looking for, doesn’t mean I’m a fat bitch!!

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By *ucka39Man
29 weeks ago

Newcastle

Why does size matter

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By *aomilatteCouple
29 weeks ago

Midlands

When people have a status saying "thanks for a great night you know who you are", do they really know who they are? Maybe send them a message so they know who they are?

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By *onkey 2023Man
29 weeks ago

Cross Hands


"I'm over 50. We get no interaction, so why are we here? "

Which is why the younger element don’t benefit from the wisdom and pleasure borne of experience, preferring to miss out on understanding what true delights there are out there…

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By *ustamanMan
29 weeks ago

weymouth


"How come the Men of Fab are apparently so well endowed compared to the rest of the population?

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Confusing cm with inches

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By *gent CoulsonMan
29 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Why did they shrink the linx can

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
29 weeks ago

the vale

To the front of the queue

Really! you have people queuing up like a night club and a doorman letting folks in?

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By *ucka39Man
29 weeks ago

Newcastle


"To the front of the queue

Really! you have people queuing up like a night club and a doorman letting folks in?"

With queue jumping

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
29 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

When is later?

B

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By *ucka39Man
29 weeks ago

Newcastle


"When is later?

B"

When it's died down from the mad rush

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
29 weeks ago

Leeds

Has anyone “ cum on those tits “ after fabbing a picture ?

The mr

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Has FAF as an opening message ever worked

For a man

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"What does

“One of fabs best” really mean on a veri"

They are Fab Elite. Le crème de la crème, member of the clique, et al.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Is Wonko ever in?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Why is it that you send a message and think I’m hot as fuck, but because I’ve deleted the message without reading it, I’m now classed as ugly and fat, fake, a bitch, full of myself, etc?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
29 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Why is it that you send a message and think I’m hot as fuck, but because I’ve deleted the message without reading it, I’m now classed as ugly and fat, fake, a bitch, full of myself, etc? "

Oh! I think I can answer this one.

You’re still objectively hot as fuck, it’s their perception that’s changed.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
29 weeks ago

London

What if you don't have sky?

#rishi

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
29 weeks ago

Essex

If not replying or blocking is such a crime. Would men genuinely prefer me to be 100% no holding back, honest on why I’m not interested?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
29 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"If not replying or blocking is such a crime. Would men genuinely prefer me to be 100% no holding back, honest on why I’m not interested?"

Oh this. I tried to let someone down gently and he would not accept it. I ended up wishing I hadn't replied.

J

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By *till gameMan
29 weeks ago

Oldham


"Is Wonko ever in? "

Are you out then wonko?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
29 weeks ago

Essex


"If not replying or blocking is such a crime. Would men genuinely prefer me to be 100% no holding back, honest on why I’m not interested?

Oh this. I tried to let someone down gently and he would not accept it. I ended up wishing I hadn't replied.

J"

Just a heads up :-

“54 my arse!! Nobody has ever had a paper round that hard” also doesn’t seem to go down well 🙈

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
29 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

What who and where is the university doing doing all the studying and where can I read the findings?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Wtf is wrong with my profile or is it my chat?

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

What is a pretty penis?

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By *haiababeWoman
29 weeks ago

North devon


"What who and where is the university doing doing all the studying and where can I read the findings? "

That's what i want to know.

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By *elix SightedMan
29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Has anyone changed their approach and been respectful because a veri said they should?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
29 weeks ago

Newmill

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
29 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Why do some (majority) of couples profile only have pictures of the Mrs ??

Show us the male goods too people

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

If someone makes a comment that could plausibly be about you, do you consider that it isn't about you?

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By *elix SightedMan
29 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Ummm…. What now?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

If someone does their own research without declaring that they are an independent thinker who's done their only research, are they secretly a sheeple?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
29 weeks ago

Newmill


"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Ummm…. What now?!"

Look it up on knowyourmeme. :P

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By *ortyairCouple
29 weeks ago

Wallasey

On what part of their body do men start measuring their cock from?

Mrs x

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By *asterMeliodasMan
29 weeks ago

Newmill


"On what part of their body do men start measuring their cock from?

Mrs x"

You start from the toes, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Why do people think others want to see them bent over and quite literally all the way up their holes? Is it because this a sex site and of course anyone and everyone simply needs to see a photo of genitalia to instantly want to fuck or be fucked?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
29 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"On what part of their body do men start measuring their cock from? Mrs x"

Why do we talk about cock size in inches, not centimetres? You’d think the bigger numbers of the metric system would appeal …

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Why is it more acceptable for women to cheat but men cheaters are treated with less gentleness and softness or acceptability in threads?

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By *andPextraCouple
29 weeks ago

North West

Should the ability to write words on a profile be dispensed with seeing as 99% seem to skip to the photos

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By *asterMeliodasMan
29 weeks ago

Newmill


"On what part of their body do men start measuring their cock from? Mrs x

Why do we talk about cock size in inches, not centimetres? You’d think the bigger numbers of the metric system would appeal …"

Isn't there one of the fairly regular forum posters whose bio does state his cock size in cm? :P

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Oh and let’s not even mention, why is it that if you’re Elite, and a cheater your sex doesn’t matter, but the nobodies of the forums don’t get this same free pass of being a man cheater and rubbing elbows with the elite?

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Can a man agree with a woman on the basis of her mind, rather than wanting to get in her pants or look good to other women?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
29 weeks ago

Newmill


"Should the ability to write words on a profile be dispensed with seeing as 99% seem to skip to the photos "

Oh hell no. If I didn't have words, I'd be screwed. XD

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
29 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Oh hell no. If I didn't have words, I'd be screwed. XD"

Wait, isn’t getting screwed exactly what you’re looking for?

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
29 weeks ago

Colchester

What qualification could I get from the Sydney University and what career could it lead to?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
29 weeks ago

Wirral.

Why does height matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Can a man agree with a woman on the basis of her mind, rather than wanting to get in her pants or look good to other women?"

Yes and it happens.

There’s men here I chat with, where it’s without a doubt clear I’m not into them. They aren’t trying to get into my pants and they do and can agree with some views/things I share. No regards to looking good to other women either.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
29 weeks ago

Wirral.

Is vaping the same as smoking?

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Can a man agree with a woman on the basis of her mind, rather than wanting to get in her pants or look good to other women?

Yes and it happens.

There’s men here I chat with, where it’s without a doubt clear I’m not into them. They aren’t trying to get into my pants and they do and can agree with some views/things I share. No regards to looking good to other women either. "

Oh I think so too. It's just a common trope on here, you only agree with her because she's a woman blah blah.

It's misogynistic and misandrist.

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Do verifications matter if you don’t display them?

Nothing says it has to be a good verification

Could be negative and say don’t meet this person. But if you don’t display the text you’d assume it’s positive

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By *asterMeliodasMan
29 weeks ago

Newmill


"Oh hell no. If I didn't have words, I'd be screwed. XD

Wait, isn’t getting screwed exactly what you’re looking for? "

Different kind of screwed. :P

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
29 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

What the fuck is happening if we aren't 'treating this one with respect'.

Scary

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Nope! Lol -answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Absolutely- answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

They both make you feel fuzzy - answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Some say his knob was part of six million dollar man's genitalia but we know him as the Stig- answered

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By *he KakapoMan
29 weeks ago

A nice rock

How do I use the reply and quote

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Because when "man" is horny his ability to read leaves his body- answered

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Because when "man" is horny his ability to read leaves his body- answered"

Use the quote and reply button so we know who you're replying to.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Yes but the meet will be in the prison yard with a tub of vaseline most likely- answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Take a look in the mirror, just thinking outside the box- answered

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Yes but the meet will be in the prison yard with a tub of vaseline most likely- answered"

Is a person who doesn't use the quote and reply button the authority we need them to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

It's all relatively relavent according to Einstein, the speed of light reflecting in an echoey vagina means your tidier would have to be gigantic whereas small if the light doesn't penetrate- answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Fake means deceit, deceit means liars, liars mean hiding which means AVOID WITH ALL CAUTION. but its obvious, OTHER HALFS IN THE BACKGROUND SOMEWHERE

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By *asterMeliodasMan
29 weeks ago

Newmill


"Yes but the meet will be in the prison yard with a tub of vaseline most likely- answered

Is a person who doesn't use the quote and reply button the authority we need them to be?"

He cannot be stopped, evidently.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

It depends, can you smell cunnilingus on his dick and semen from your vagina?

Sherlock to the rescue- answered

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
29 weeks ago

Colchester

What is the point of sending a message asking to meet then going offline a minute later?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

It's your cologne- answered

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Yes but the meet will be in the prison yard with a tub of vaseline most likely- answered

Is a person who doesn't use the quote and reply button the authority we need them to be?

He cannot be stopped, evidently."

It never ceases to amaze me that one person thinks they know all the answers to all questions that many others have been unable to answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Because yours make them orgasm hun- answered

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By *aizyWoman
29 weeks ago

west midlands


"Yes but the meet will be in the prison yard with a tub of vaseline most likely- answered

Is a person who doesn't use the quote and reply button the authority we need them to be?

He cannot be stopped, evidently."

I'm enjoying it, trying to match the answers to the questions, don't think I'm doing to well tho! 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

That's a conundrum only you can answer- answered

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Yes but the meet will be in the prison yard with a tub of vaseline most likely- answered

Is a person who doesn't use the quote and reply button the authority we need them to be?

He cannot be stopped, evidently.

I'm enjoying it, trying to match the answers to the questions, don't think I'm doing to well tho! 🤔"

It feels like monopolising a thread to me. Ymmv.

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By *he KakapoMan
29 weeks ago

A nice rock


"Yes but the meet will be in the prison yard with a tub of vaseline most likely- answered

Is a person who doesn't use the quote and reply button the authority we need them to be?

He cannot be stopped, evidently.

I'm enjoying it, trying to match the answers to the questions, don't think I'm doing to well tho! 🤔"

I've just started making up my own questions to his answers

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Genders? Millions? Thought process - nil, engagement of brain cells negligible...Proposal to rebalanced all imbalances....men to be banned from wearing any lower clothes at work, women to be banned from wearing any upper clothing - equilibrium achieved, minds recalibrate. Society functional- answered

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By *4rkk1ttenWoman
29 weeks ago

East Mids

Why don't men send happy face photos of themselves?

Who is gonna meet Mr Grumpy?

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

When you are the original OP and get lost within your own thread…

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
29 weeks ago

Essex


"It depends, can you smell cunnilingus on his dick and semen from your vagina?

Sherlock to the rescue- answered "

I’m not sure you know how cunnilingus works….

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Third dimension response; if you lay the egg and record the phenomenon but post it; all but none will verify your feat- answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

It's also known as the niche Mile highers- answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Do you have the secret taboo of "verified" Burnt onto your left buttock cheek? For he/ she will ever be known as the "approved"- answered

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By *HUSH-Man
29 weeks ago

London

Who started the trend of taking a dick pic with a sky remote or Lynx can?

Do repeat heavy cummers have to supplement with zinc?

How many guys have to participate in order for it to be a “greedy girls” gangbang?

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
29 weeks ago

Colchester


"How do I use the reply and quote"

I'd venture we'll have a closed thread before the answer to this one

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By *he KakapoMan
29 weeks ago

A nice rock


"Why don't men send happy face photos of themselves?

Who is gonna meet Mr Grumpy?"

I read for years and years on here women complaining about men telling them to smile more...

I finally understand their point

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Gushing spunk from her nostrils I guess- answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Lolzzzzz- that's a ball busting load

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By *aizyWoman
29 weeks ago

west midlands


"Why don't men send happy face photos of themselves?

Who is gonna meet Mr Grumpy?

I read for years and years on here women complaining about men telling them to smile more...

I finally understand their point"

Can a bird's beak smile tho??

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Are some questions rhetorical and unanswerable?

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By *eally_RosieWoman
29 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

What is ‘the score’ and why do so many people on here seem to know so much about it? x

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Are some questions rhetorical and unanswerable?"

Looking at the responses I’m really hoping so

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What is ‘the score’ and why do so many people on here seem to know so much about it? x"

42.

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Are some questions rhetorical and unanswerable?

Looking at the responses I’m really hoping so "

Yeah. Shame about your thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Hhhhmmmm logistics. Although they claim to be multi taskers, they are singularly tasked when sighting a dick lolzzx- answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Not men, they fuck anything breathing or NOT -answered

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
29 weeks ago

Leeds

Did Dr 1 litre vanish from loosing to much fluid?

Mrs

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By *eally_RosieWoman
29 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"What is ‘the score’ and why do so many people on here seem to know so much about it? x

42."

I thought that was the meaning of life?

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What is ‘the score’ and why do so many people on here seem to know so much about it? x

42.

I thought that was the meaning of life? "

Yes, but I couldn't help myself, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I've done it and have the film footage, - answered

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By *inger_SnapWoman
29 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Does anyone ever FAF? like right that minute

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
29 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I thought that was the meaning of life? "

Maybe it’s also the high score. (Which means you can post your initials next to it.)

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Curves are curves all yummy babe- answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

She's submissive- answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Does the female of the couple fancy some outside fun at 1am?

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By *naswingdressWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Can we have a part 2 where we don't have an oracle trying to answer everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Yeast give it a miss- answered

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By *lfa RomeoMan
29 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

It's called variety,- answered

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By *ansexualPandaMan
29 weeks ago

cumallover

Hey, how you doing?

...I don't think I've ever answered that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

They are either fake or are being protective- answered

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Why can’t you block people from your forum posts?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Squirting only "wizards" know how, to vanilla or mugglesvits magic- answered

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Does anyone ever FAF? like right that minute"

I do.

It’s never from a random stranger though.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
29 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds


"Does anyone ever FAF? like right that minute

I do.

It’s never from a random stranger though. "

What's FAF

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Does anyone ever FAF? like right that minute

I do.

It’s never from a random stranger though.

What's FAF "

Fancy a fry up

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Can we have a part 2 where we don't have an oracle trying to answer everything?"

😂 I'm in!

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
29 weeks ago

Leeds


"I've done it and have the film footage, - answered"

Please press reply and quote

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By *agondaMan
29 weeks ago

Witterings

What is the meaning of life?

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By *eally_RosieWoman
29 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Does anyone ever FAF? like right that minute

I do.

It’s never from a random stranger though.

What's FAF

Fancy a fry up "

I would answer ‘FAFU’ messages

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Does anyone ever FAF? like right that minute

I do.

It’s never from a random stranger though.

What's FAF

Fancy a fry up

I would answer ‘FAFU’ messages "

Self appointed king of the fry up here

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
29 weeks ago

Reading

Is he now just making up answers?

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