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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

This is not the greatest cock in the world, no

This is just a tribute.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"This is not the greatest cock in the world, no

This is just a tribute."

😂👏

Mrs

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Bristol

Hang on, the last guy I fucked told me I had the greatest cock in the world.

But there again I suppose he hasn't had you...

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By *ib.Man
26 weeks ago

Hampshire

Impossible, there can't be two.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I hand on heart believe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I like how humble it is

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By *ib.Man
26 weeks ago

Hampshire


"I hand on heart believe it. "

Don't we all, brother.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"Impossible, there can't be two."

Wait, so is this like a Highlander situation where if a guy has a nicer cock than you, you have to hunt him down and cut it off?

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By *affron40Woman
26 weeks ago

manchester

It’s a bit too straight

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"It’s a bit too straight "

Maybe when he said "I must make clear that I am 100% straight" in his bio he was referring to his cock.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
26 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. "

Who else read this in Trumps voice?

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I like how humble it is "

Why be humble.

Factual best.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"It’s a bit too straight "

Pierces the cunt well. Cuts right through.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Who else read this in Trumps voice?"

Love Trump. Saviour.

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By *affron40Woman
26 weeks ago

manchester


"It’s a bit too straight

Pierces the cunt well. Cuts right through. "

You make butchery sound so sexy

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
26 weeks ago

somewhere

Does it bend at all?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"Who else read this in Trumps voice?"

Well if I wasn't before I bloody well am now.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
26 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Who else read this in Trumps voice?

Well if I wasn't before I bloody well am now."

If I didn't find it on fab I wouldn't be surprised to find it on a trump speech transcript 🤣

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"Who else read this in Trumps voice?

Well if I wasn't before I bloody well am now.

If I didn't find it on fab I wouldn't be surprised to find it on a trump speech transcript 🤣"

"We've got, just, just the bigliest cocks. The biggest cocks anywhere. No one else does bigger.

A man came up to me with tears in his eyes, he says he's never seen a bigger cock than mine."

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

If you’re comparing my cock to trump ( the greatest human ever made ) then its point proven.

All facts baby.

Make cocks great again.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
26 weeks ago

somewhere


"If you’re comparing my cock to trump ( the greatest human ever made ) then its point proven.

All facts baby.

Make cocks great again. "

We need baseball caps, t shirts, flags...

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"If you’re comparing my cock to trump ( the greatest human ever made ) then its point proven.

All facts baby.

Make cocks great again. "

So you're admitting that your cock isn't already great?

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By *ubikslongswordMan
26 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"If you’re comparing my cock to trump ( the greatest human ever made ) then its point proven.

All facts baby.

Make cocks great again.

We need baseball caps, t shirts, flags..."

Willy warmers?

Crocheters of fab get to work, we'll need 50 nannas on the go around the clock to cover the penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

What state of matter is beyond hard?

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By *ubikslongswordMan
26 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"What state of matter is beyond hard? "

Is it like a beyond burger, where it's shitter than the real thing but they try to make it sound better?

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"What state of matter is beyond hard? "

Let’s not this publicly Bella.

Message me. All to yourself is best

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"What state of matter is beyond hard?

Let’s not this publicly Bella.

Message me. All to yourself is best "

I like public displays and discussions though.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"What state of matter is beyond hard?

Is it like a beyond burger, where it's shitter than the real thing but they try to make it sound better?"

I literally laughed out loud at this.

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By *arley QuimWoman
26 weeks ago

Somewhere

Aww, it's cute...

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By *ubikslongswordMan
26 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"What state of matter is beyond hard?

Is it like a beyond burger, where it's shitter than the real thing but they try to make it sound better?

I literally laughed out loud at this. "

I aim to please

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Sarcasm is the lowest point of wit.

Mindless boredom inducing chat.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"Sarcasm is the lowest point of wit.

Mindless boredom inducing chat. "

You shouldn't put yourself down like that; you're occasionally entertaining.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Sarcasm is the lowest point of wit.

Mindless boredom inducing chat.

You shouldn't put yourself down like that; you're occasionally entertaining."

Sarcasm ^

Can’t win.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"Sarcasm is the lowest point of wit.

Mindless boredom inducing chat.

You shouldn't put yourself down like that; you're occasionally entertaining.

Sarcasm ^

Can’t win. "

You actually are occasionally entertaining, so that wasn't sarcasm. :P

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By *rthur WrightusMan
26 weeks ago

Round the Bend


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. "

I've been reading this months Poultry World and I beg to differ

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
26 weeks ago

Home

I don't

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds

See this is why I can’t be arsed with people anymore, this guy is someone’s work colleague who they think is normal 🤦🏻‍♂️

The mr

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By *iker JackMan
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

You may think you have the best cock ever.

The problem is though it appears to be attached to a bigger one

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By *hoirCouple
26 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. "

Okay there Vlad.

You could iron a shirt on that thing. (A Borrower's shirt)

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"…..

Mindless boredom inducing chat. "

^Listen to this guy, he knows his stuff about this subject

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By *vaRose43Woman
26 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Mines better

It crows

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By *illie fitMan
26 weeks ago

Bournemouth

OP don’t beat about the bush speak your mind

Don’t hold back, tell it as it is

But what are you really trying to say?

Is it a cry for help?

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
26 weeks ago

Stafford

My husband's is the best cock in the world. He also knows exactly what to do with it.

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By *hePleasurerMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire

I think you spelled "am" wrong in the title...

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
26 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

a) mould it with a create your own dildo.

b) film it professionally as a porn star.

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By *hil most chillMan
26 weeks ago

South East & Europe

Oh look everyone it's the guy who only ever talks about how great his cock is

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By *rivatecouple30sCouple
26 weeks ago

Newcastle and Edinburgh

I identify as having a 22 inch cock

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By *ools and the brainCouple
26 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. "

If it was an olympic event would it win Gold?

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Comfortably

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By *a LunaWoman
26 weeks ago

South Wales

Could use your cock as a pole vault pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Aw bless! You shouldn't believe everything your gran tells you.

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
26 weeks ago

Glasgow


"This is not the greatest cock in the world, no

This is just a tribute."

you gotta believe me and wish you was here ....

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By *ozzybear1981Man
26 weeks ago

preston

Mine makes a limp mouse look hung 😂😂

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

I genuinely believe that you believe it.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"This is not the greatest cock in the world, no

This is just a tribute.you gotta believe me and wish you was here ...."

Just a matter of opinion....ah, fuck!

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By *issBehavexxxWoman
26 weeks ago

essex


"

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. "

Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit. "

Oh, now the tea is being served.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex


"

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit. "

He never shows his face.

#justsaying

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By *hil most chillMan
26 weeks ago

South East & Europe


"

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit.

He never shows his face.

#justsaying"

But he has that common quality in fab men of being obsessed with his own penis. Like a baby but without the innocence

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit. "

I have messages from you stating you liked my face..

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A lot

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By *llie AssMan
26 weeks ago

South Yorkshire


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. "

Found the flaw. It's not Bi

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By *.T.Man
26 weeks ago

Glasgow

I've found his theme tune.

https://youtu.be/L4M98z22pgI?si=Awgd6QZNF5BbLlyh

Not safe for work but totally appropriate. System of a Down for those familiar with their work

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
26 weeks ago

Carlisle

Interviewer "is Ringo the best drummer in the world?"

John "Ringo isn't the best drummer in the Beatles"

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By *olfandtazCouple
26 weeks ago

Bristol


"You may think you have the best cock ever.

The problem is though it appears to be attached to a bigger one"

Yep! Couldn't agree more

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By *rPunxMan
26 weeks ago

Hull


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. "

yep I totally agree

You are the biggest cock on here. Oh wait I read that wrong oh hang on no I didn't

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By *rPunxMan
26 weeks ago

Hull


"This is not the greatest cock in the world, no

This is just a tribute."

Brilliant retort

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Hahahaha....

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By *rPunxMan
26 weeks ago

Hull


"Oh look everyone it's the guy who only ever talks about how great his cock is"
such one dimensional behaviour. Freud would have a field day with this guy.

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By *issBehavexxxWoman
26 weeks ago

essex


"

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit.

I have messages from you stating you liked my face.. "

Erm I’ve never seen your face so unlikely

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By *dam1971Man
26 weeks ago

Bedford


"

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit.

I have messages from you stating you liked my face..

Erm I’ve never seen your face so unlikely"

You’ve seen an eye

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By *osey WalesMan
26 weeks ago

.

Not just smart but Trump smart

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By *erry bull1Man
26 weeks ago

doncaster

Mine can only be compared to the Olympic torch

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

God why did I just think of that bloody cartoon whose catchphrase was " I say boy " foghorn leghorn 😆

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By *reggSausageMan
26 weeks ago

derby

He used the ‘C’ word, this will not do

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By *ocksareoffMan
26 weeks ago

Out n About


"God why did I just think of that bloody cartoon whose catchphrase was " I say boy " foghorn leghorn 😆"

I say boi listen to me, listen

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

You do bet the ladies love to see it and hear about it .

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By *reggSausageMan
26 weeks ago

derby

Also has anyone seen Harold? His loins are the world beater, not this harlot

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
26 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Are you going to show me your face carrick

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
26 weeks ago

in Lancashire

I saw the thread title and automatically the song 'hes got the whole world in his hands' came to mind..

Reworded mind..

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By *essTTWoman
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

It does look lovely

Although fine line between confidence and arrogance

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By *oofy321Man
26 weeks ago

moon base zero

Used to dislike Mr carrick but now love his penis posts

If I get a meet can I borrow it please? X

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Glasgow

Doesn't the OP need to have felt every cock in the world to know his is the hardest..?

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
26 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

I mean yeah it's impressive. But I also feel that mine is pretty damn decent aswell. (actual pictures on my friends only album)

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By *issyVikkiTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Co.Antrim

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By *issyVikkiTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Co.Antrim

I seen a post earlier from Carrick and to be honest I thought he was getting a lot of bad comments about how the face of a cuck and eyes die when seeing him satisfy the wife compared to the cuck, I was a cuck too, I just thought hey that's not fair on Carrick... but after reading this post I can now see why lol jezza you are really Into yourself!

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By *ocksareoffMan
26 weeks ago

Out n About


"I seen a post earlier from Carrick and to be honest I thought he was getting a lot of bad comments about how the face of a cuck and eyes die when seeing him satisfy the wife compared to the cuck, I was a cuck too, I just thought hey that's not fair on Carrick... but after reading this post I can now see why lol jezza you are really Into yourself! "

You obviously haven't seen his older threads. It's all the same " I have the most fantastic cock" bla bla...

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By *londebiguyMan
26 weeks ago

Southport


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. "

Hahahaha

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By *onely lover40Man
26 weeks ago

Sheffield

I'm inclined to agree you're obviously proud as punch of it and rightly so just out of horny curiosity could I ask just how big

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

The head is a bit small for the shaft it's on tbh, and it's rather straight, won't get in many nooks and crannies with it. 8/10

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

If it's the best, it would be wonderful to experience it. The odds are stacked against it though . More research needed

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By *issyVikkiTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Co.Antrim


"I seen a post earlier from Carrick and to be honest I thought he was getting a lot of bad comments about how the face of a cuck and eyes die when seeing him satisfy the wife compared to the cuck, I was a cuck too, I just thought hey that's not fair on Carrick... but after reading this post I can now see why lol jezza you are really Into yourself!

You obviously haven't seen his older threads. It's all the same " I have the most fantastic cock" bla bla... "

Now I'm gonna have to delve deeper into them lol , is he ok like lol

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By *issyVikkiTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Co.Antrim

Just read them there lol I wouldn't have believed u until I did, carrick you did make me laugh

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By *oney HoneyWoman
26 weeks ago

York


"It’s a bit too straight "

I agree! Prefer a bit of a bend in a nice cock!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

8/10 isn’t bad but it’s not accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Amen brother

Great cocks Assemble

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By *he KakapoMan
26 weeks ago

A nice rock

Believe in yourself like Carrick believes in his cock!

Page one of my new self help book

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands


"Believe in yourself like Carrick believes in his cock!

Page one of my new self help book"

Is it a pop up book?! 🤔

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

Mental that I have a nice cock than every single one of yous

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By *he KakapoMan
26 weeks ago

A nice rock


"Believe in yourself like Carrick believes in his cock!

Page one of my new self help book

Is it a pop up book?! 🤔"

It is now!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Believe in yourself like Carrick believes in his cock!

Page one of my new self help book

Is it a pop up book?! 🤔"

Would you buy it?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
26 weeks ago

Wirral.

Ah, Carrick. I love seeing your cock pop up 🤎

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Ah, Carrick. I love seeing your cock pop up 🤎"

Glad you enjoy it

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By *londebiguyMan
26 weeks ago

Southport


"Believe in yourself like Carrick believes in his cock!

Page one of my new self help book

Is it a pop up book?! 🤔

Would you buy it? "

Id give it a good fingering if it was in the sale.

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By *innamon!Woman
26 weeks ago

no matter

I suppose beauty is in the eye of the sucker .. not my favourite by a long way.

Yes i still would

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By *orphia2003Woman
26 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Still think mine are the best. Come in a variety of lengths, girths and colours.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I beg to differ

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By *innamon!Woman
26 weeks ago

no matter


"I suppose beauty is in the eye of the sucker .. not my favourite by a long way.

Yes i still would "

ooo er sorry this comment was NOT meant for you

Haha !

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

The best part of all of this is there’s a few select very hot girls / woman who message me

On the back of these threads and are all shocked at how good looking I am. It’s a real win.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex

I’ll learn to cope with missing out

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
26 weeks ago

chichester

Carrick the legend

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By *ools and the brainCouple
26 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"The best part of all of this is there’s a few select very hot girls / woman who message me

On the back of these threads and are all shocked at how good looking I am. It’s a real win. "

How do you manage to stay so humble??

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By *moothstaffspeepsCouple
26 weeks ago

Stafford


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Who else read this in Trumps voice?"

I just laughed out loud 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. "

There was a young lad called Carrick

Who was infatuated with his own dick

He was modest and somewhat trite

Some may say he spouts a lot of shite

But I think he’s just being a big prick

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
26 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

To straight

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
26 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest


"To straight "
and not enough veins

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
26 weeks ago

Always on the move


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

There was a young lad called Carrick

Who was infatuated with his own dick

He was modest and somewhat trite

Some may say he spouts a lot of shite

But I think he’s just being a big prick "

Just spat my coffee out laughing at this 😂

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By *ubikslongswordMan
26 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Who else read this in Trumps voice?

I just laughed out loud 😊"

Glad I could help

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
26 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Go on Carrick, loves ya confidence not your cock, even as a straight man I can appreciate your glory in all its glory

Mr

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By *orwichCoupleDCCouple
26 weeks ago

Norwich


"If you’re comparing my cock to trump ( the greatest human ever made ) then its point proven.

All facts baby.

Make cocks great again. "

Oh dear!

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By *j2015Couple
26 weeks ago

Glasgow

We bought one of thoughs premium £££ ultra realistic dildos recently, the ones with movable foreskin and all of that nonsense, Mrs loves it; it looks, feels and bends just right. Its probably the best cock in the world. Especially as its just a cock and balls and doesnt come with an asshole

Great OP though, it has to be said and congratulations on the official best cock in the world!!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Hard being a winner

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
25 weeks ago

The Continental

Well done

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By *rHotNottsMan
25 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Hard being a winner "

Why ?

Is it those thoughts that All that people are interested in is your cock and you have nothing else to be proud of.

I have cock too. Women seem to like it a lot but It’s the least interesting thing about me

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By *eavenindevonMan
25 weeks ago

exeter

Don't we have a dedicated comedy page on the forum?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Op.

Challenge accepted.

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By *partharmonyCouple
25 weeks ago

Ruislip


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. "

Are you trying to show what Donald Trump would be like on Fab?

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By *itaandJohnCouple
25 weeks ago

Bristol

Sincerely hope this is satire or bait for attention, because if this is serious it's beyond hilarious 😂

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By *uriouscouple2525Couple
25 weeks ago

somewhere close

All depends how it's used tho...

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Hard being a winner "

Not for me it isn’t

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By *ubikslongswordMan
25 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Are you trying to show what Donald Trump would be like on Fab? "

I thought it was Trump I actually read it in Trumps voice lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Who ? You ?

Nah don’t talk daft.

Oh yeah party sausages thanks for reminding me.

The mr

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By *eyond PurityCouple
25 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Hard being a winner "

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction.

Beautiful looking.

Smooth to the touch - soft skin.

Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well.

Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready.

The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad.

I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever.

If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true.

Are you trying to show what Donald Trump would be like on Fab? "

Well he is in Edinburgh, might be a distant cousin of " The Donald" from his mother's side.

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By *ambertMan
25 weeks ago

Cheltenham

That was one hell of a read

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Hard being a winner

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K"

Offering money?!! Hahahahahhahahahaha

You are absolutely at it.

I wouldn’t even enter a strip club - mad mad mad against paying for any sort of attention.

Wild.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Donald Trump is an absolute hero.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Hard being a winner

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K"

Quite the accusation there.

Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options.

Otherwise apologise / delete or retract.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Donald Trump is an absolute hero.

"

Are you rooting for a loser? 😂 because he’s a loser. And he’s going to lose.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Hard being a winner

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K

Quite the accusation there.

Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options.

Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. "

👀👀

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By *hesblokeMan
25 weeks ago

Derbyshire village


"This is not the greatest cock in the world, no

This is just a tribute."

Nay, we are but men (rock):

AHHHHHH

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By *eyond PurityCouple
25 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Hard being a winner

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K

Quite the accusation there.

Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options.

Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. "

Please keep this to the thread…🙄

Read your Manchester thread - you offer up to £450 to pay for a taxi for a woman to turn up at your suite - your words!

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By *ubikslongswordMan
25 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Hard being a winner

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K

Quite the accusation there.

Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options.

Otherwise apologise / delete or retract.

Please keep this to the thread…🙄

Read your Manchester thread - you offer up to £450 to pay for a taxi for a woman to turn up at your suite - your words!

"

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1604052

Link as requested

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By *hesblokeMan
25 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

What taxi costs that?!

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By *heel markMan
25 weeks ago

beside the sea


"Hard being a winner

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K

Quite the accusation there.

Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options.

Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍉

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Hard being a winner

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K

Quite the accusation there.

Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options.

Otherwise apologise / delete or retract.

Please keep this to the thread…🙄

Read your Manchester thread - you offer up to £450 to pay for a taxi for a woman to turn up at your suite - your words!

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1604052

Link as requested "

I mean....its kind of there in black and white OP. 🤷‍♂️

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay.

Legal advice will be taken unless retracted.

I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to.

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By *hesblokeMan
25 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Gosh, you must be bored.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill


"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay.

Legal advice will be taken unless retracted.

I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. "

I would actually pay to be in the gallery at the case where your lawyer tries to explain why everyone is there.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
25 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay.

Legal advice will be taken unless retracted.

I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to.

I would actually pay to be in the gallery at the case where your lawyer tries to explain why everyone is there."

Me too, is £450 a good price do you reckon?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Hard being a winner

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K

Quite the accusation there.

Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options.

Otherwise apologise / delete or retract.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍉"

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🫡

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay.

Legal advice will be taken unless retracted.

I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. "

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I think this has to be a burner account atp

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By *ir tootMan
25 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay.

Legal advice will be taken unless retracted.

I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to.

I would actually pay to be in the gallery at the case where your lawyer tries to explain why everyone is there."

Can I bring snacks?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Hard being a winner

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K

Quite the accusation there.

Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options.

Otherwise apologise / delete or retract.

Please keep this to the thread…🙄

Read your Manchester thread - you offer up to £450 to pay for a taxi for a woman to turn up at your suite - your words!

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1604052

Link as requested "

Oh they’re gagging you OP 👀

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay.

Legal advice will be taken unless retracted.

I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. "

A bit fat? Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear.

We fatties don't want shame fucks from plastic "studs".

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay.

Legal advice will be taken unless retracted.

I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. "

Fuck sake I can get a Uber from Glasgow to Paris for £450.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill


"Hard being a winner

I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t.

Good winning 😂😂😂😂

K

Quite the accusation there.

Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options.

Otherwise apologise / delete or retract.

Please keep this to the thread…🙄

Read your Manchester thread - you offer up to £450 to pay for a taxi for a woman to turn up at your suite - your words!

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1604052

Link as requested

Oh they’re gagging you OP 👀"

He's getting absolutely rinsed and if it weren't so funny I'd almost feel sorry for him. But he'll just come out of this as bulletproof and arrogantly confident as always anyway, so it'd be misplaced pity at best. XD

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By *asterMeliodasMan
25 weeks ago

Newmill

I actually unironically want to meet carrick in person to see how the real version compares to the forum persona.

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By *parkle1974Woman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

🍿🍿🍿🍿oh this has taken a turn...

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
25 weeks ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock

Well that escalated quickly.

This is why I love fab. What a turn of event.

Also chubby bunnies are beautiful. Keep it up girls.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Let’s be honest.

I am sitting in any office in central Edinburgh overlooking the castle.

Back to my penthouse flat tonight, again with a view of the castle.

I’ll then work tomorrow, and drive back to my other property on the outskirts for the weekend in my giant gas guzzling car. Yum yum. It’s thirsty.

I’ll then leave a girl between the age of 18 and 24 in a satisfied, tired, fulfilled, shaking, naked, cum covered mess. Treat her well. Maybe book a holiday on sunday for October time - in the sun.

All of this will happen, is happening and I urge you to try and get to my level.

Enjoy your afternoons folks. Me and my massive orgasm giving cock will.

Can’t win them all but you should atleast try. The nick of some of you.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

*my office

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By *naswingdressWoman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Self praise is no recommendation.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
25 weeks ago

The Continental

And now we all know that none of that will actually happen.

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By *naswingdressWoman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"And now we all know that none of that will actually happen. "

Yeah, this shit is now even funnier

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

If any ladies want their cunts filled by a confident, funny, successful, very good looking man then message me.

Size 12 and under though please. (Just a preference).

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"And now we all know that none of that will actually happen. "

It will. And the fact you don’t believe it makes it all the sweeter as I sip on my whiskey tonight.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"If any ladies want their cunts filled by a confident, funny, successful, very good looking man then message me.

Size 12 and under though please. (Just a preference).

"

Is it though?

When you’re horny we know you’d bang someone ‘a bit fat’

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By *d mirerMan
25 weeks ago

lost

What a glorious load of complete and utter pish 😂😂😂😉

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By *naswingdressWoman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"And now we all know that none of that will actually happen.

It will. And the fact you don’t believe it makes it all the sweeter as I sip on my whiskey tonight.

"

You know what I'm not thinking about while I'm enjoying my great life?

This forum and the people on it. Or shit stirrers on Reddit. Or those people on Twitter who call me vaccinated.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
25 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay.

Legal advice will be taken unless retracted.

I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. "

Oh Carrick!

I've loved you long time - you make me howl & I love how guys get so upset at your posts - but being a fatty myself, you've lost me. 😭

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By *eyond PurityCouple
25 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay.

Legal advice will be taken unless retracted.

I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. "

This is what you said on your Manchester thread…’Successful businessman will pay taxi to suite Max £450’

I said you offered to pay for a woman to go to your hotel - which is exactly what you said above 🤷🏻‍♂️

You’ve just interpreted what I said incorrectly.

Also you said the veri was to follow. Again your words.

Everything is all there in your own thread for you to verify.

There we go all cleared up - no need to private message me again

Also no need to apologise - mistakes happen*

* like me commenting on this thread 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"Let’s be honest.

I am sitting in any office in central Edinburgh overlooking the castle.

Back to my penthouse flat tonight, again with a view of the castle.

I’ll then work tomorrow, and drive back to my other property on the outskirts for the weekend in my giant gas guzzling car. Yum yum. It’s thirsty.

I’ll then leave a girl between the age of 18 and 24 in a satisfied, tired, fulfilled, shaking, naked, cum covered mess. Treat her well. Maybe book a holiday on sunday for October time - in the sun.

All of this will happen, is happening and I urge you to try and get to my level.

Enjoy your afternoons folks. Me and my massive orgasm giving cock will.

Can’t win them all but you should atleast try. The nick of some of you. "

Tbh, sounds lonely at the top, Carrick.

I hope you and your massive cock find a an orifice to give you fleeting and temporary satisfaction.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Let’s be honest.

I am sitting in any office in central Edinburgh overlooking the castle.

Back to my penthouse flat tonight, again with a view of the castle.

I’ll then work tomorrow, and drive back to my other property on the outskirts for the weekend in my giant gas guzzling car. Yum yum. It’s thirsty.

I’ll then leave a girl between the age of 18 and 24 in a satisfied, tired, fulfilled, shaking, naked, cum covered mess. Treat her well. Maybe book a holiday on sunday for October time - in the sun.

All of this will happen, is happening and I urge you to try and get to my level.

Enjoy your afternoons folks. Me and my massive orgasm giving cock will.

Can’t win them all but you should atleast try. The nick of some of you.

Tbh, sounds lonely at the top, Carrick.

I hope you and your massive cock find a an orifice to give you fleeting and temporary satisfaction. "

It gets lonely sometimes and I look down with a sigh of relief

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