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what's sexier? a spatula or an egg whisk?

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Clacton

I want to hold it in my hand when I take a Pic.. No the spatula or the egg whisk! Saucy!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

The silicon spatula... It has a delicious sting 💕

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Clacton

If you was a utensil what would you be and why?. Should of probably had that as the title, but is me first post. You live and you learn.

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Clacton

Thank you kindly, silicon spatula it is haha x kwootish! x will get a pic on shortly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West


"If you was a utensil what would you be and why?. Should of probably had that as the title, but is me first post. You live and you learn. "

I'd be the wooden spoon. Every loser's favourite.

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Clacton


"If you was a utensil what would you be and why?. Should of probably had that as the title, but is me first post. You live and you learn.

I'd be the wooden spoon. Every loser's favourite. "

Only a winner would say that! your wise choice of picking the humbling wooden spoon of assertiveness shows some spirit of your unbreakable character especially when wet! x

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By *elloWoman
24 weeks ago

alpha centauri

The egg whisk obviously.

But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness

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By *ildmanYorksMan
24 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"The egg whisk obviously.

But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness "

You beat me to it. In fact you can just beat me

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By *eronikapaulCouple
24 weeks ago

Reading

Why is Bailey's cream liqueur so dangerous?

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Because making it is a whiskey business!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West


"The egg whisk obviously.

But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness "

This is ridiculous

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"The egg whisk obviously.

But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness "

Doesn't get any more sexy than that!. That voice, that accent, that shiny red freshly smacked bottom. I blame Rene x

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"The egg whisk obviously.

But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness

You beat me to it. In fact you can just beat me

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Kneel before My Smacktula and be thwacked!

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By *he KakapoMan
23 weeks ago

A nice rock

Im a garlic crusher...

I'm a little bit pretentious, very smelly and rarely used

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
23 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Novelty egg timer....useless and you're not sure how it got there but it does make you smile

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

A spork. Because you wouldn’t want me unless you really wanted me in your drawers.

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By *Silver-Man
23 weeks ago

Mold

A cake Slice...I like eating cake😉

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
23 weeks ago

Wherever

Surely depends on how do you like your eggs in the morning.

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By *ocksareoffMan
23 weeks ago

Out n About


"Surely depends on how do you like your eggs in the morning."

Fried or fertilised?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
23 weeks ago

Wherever


"Surely depends on how do you like your eggs in the morning.

Fried or fertilised? "

I quite like scrambled.

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
23 weeks ago

Glasgow

I prefer the rubber gloves but Chloe’s allergic

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By *ocksareoffMan
23 weeks ago

Out n About


"Surely depends on how do you like your eggs in the morning.

Fried or fertilised?

I quite like scrambled."

Well I've been done and now firing blanks so will go with a fried egg sarnie with running yoke that dribbles onto the bacon

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"Why is Bailey's cream liqueur so dangerous?

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Because making it is a whiskey business!"

Funny but incorrect Veronikapaul, kneel before the smacktula and await your hearing! x

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Surely depends on how do you like your eggs in the morning."

Underrated reply

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"The egg whisk obviously.

But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness

This is ridiculous "

That is an accurate statement and kinda fits for just life in general, you may go

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"Im a garlic crusher...

I'm a little bit pretentious, very smelly and rarely used"

lol that is THWACK a great THWACK answer. you may go THWACK

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"Novelty egg timer....useless and you're not sure how it got there but it does make you smile "

Eggsellent choice! which is exactly the same as I'd feel had you said anything else in the world. The thing about the timeless Novelty egg timer of accuracy is its never late, you could set your watch by it! in fact who needs a watch when you got an egg timer you can just set every minute of the day, much less effort plus its a universal fit for any body pocket. Great Choice! x

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Spatula

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By *ozzybear1981Man
23 weeks ago

preston

I’m more partial to giving my potato ricer a hard and vigorous working.

Or my pasta maker an gentle and delicate rolling

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
23 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

A spatula can at least be used for impact play, which works for some people.

I've yet to find a decent sized demographic of people who want their insides whisked.

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"A spork. Because you wouldn’t want me unless you really wanted me in your drawers. "

got one in me pants right now, best scratcher ever!. There's so much more range before I have to unbutton me trousers. Nice choice

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"A cake Slice...I like eating cake😉"

MY MAN! I fricking love cake too how mad is that? wait a minute what cake you talking about? I'm not a big fan of almonds.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West


"The egg whisk obviously.

But listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once , 'don't forget the flying helmet and wet celery' for more sexiness

This is ridiculous

That is an accurate statement and kinda fits for just life in general, you may go"

Good moaning.

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"Surely depends on how do you like your eggs in the morning."

I'll av em neat I don't care. What's your preferred mixer? xx

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"Surely depends on how do you like your eggs in the morning.

Fried or fertilised? "

half and half please THWACK

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By *ingleGent45 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Clacton


"Surely depends on how do you like your eggs in the morning.

Fried or fertilised?

I quite like scrambled."

I like eggs benedict but I wouldn't eat it

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