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"No woman has ever met anybody on here. It’s all a con to get your site supporter money." I KNEW IT | |||
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"Well… I meet. It’s not random though. Because that would be impossible. How would we know where, when, who if it was totally random? Although I suppose I could put a meet status up. Meet me at Asda, Chelmsford at 3pm Friday 9th. I’ll be wearing black trousers and a yellow shirt and carrying a purple laundry basket. First man to say the passcode (onions are heavier than tomatoes) gets me. That would be fairly random. Ooooh. Sounds fun" I'm sorry, I can't meet you because onions are not necessarily heavier than tomatoes. And yes, I'm kicking myself but I can't let that slide just for the sake of sex. 😭 J | |||
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike. Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet. " *kicks Fox's Honeycomb biscuits under the Simba and shuffles awkwardly* J | |||
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"*kicks Fox's Honeycomb biscuits under the Simba and shuffles awkwardly* J" Also kicking myself for not making a "ride 'er" pun. J | |||
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike. Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet. " I have a bag of Revels, is that close enough? | |||
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"so putting down your sexual likes isn't enough then you woman are so picky 🤣" If you use reply+quote we'll know who you're replying to. Welcome to the website user interface of 2005 😂 | |||
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"so putting down your sexual likes isn't enough then you woman are so picky 🤣 If you use reply+quote we'll know who you're replying to. Welcome to the website user interface of 2005 😂" Give it another 20 years and they might even figure out how to include the name of the poster you're quoting. | |||
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"so putting down your sexual likes isn't enough then you woman are so picky 🤣 If you use reply+quote we'll know who you're replying to. Welcome to the website user interface of 2005 😂" are I see 🤣 | |||
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"Well… I meet. It’s not random though. Because that would be impossible. How would we know where, when, who if it was totally random? Although I suppose I could put a meet status up. Meet me at Asda, Chelmsford at 3pm Friday 9th. I’ll be wearing black trousers and a yellow shirt and carrying a purple laundry basket. First man to say the passcode (onions are heavier than tomatoes) gets me. That would be fairly random. Ooooh. Sounds fun I'm sorry, I can't meet you because onions are not necessarily heavier than tomatoes. And yes, I'm kicking myself but I can't let that slide just for the sake of sex. 😭 J" They’re big onions and small tomatoes … | |||
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike. Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet. " They might turn up in a mask too....🤔😮😮😮😮 | |||
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike. Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet. *kicks Fox's Honeycomb biscuits under the Simba and shuffles awkwardly* J" Those kind of biscuits significantly exceed the minimum requirements!!! | |||
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike. Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet. They might turn up in a mask too....🤔😮😮😮😮" FML I’ve never recovered. | |||
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike. the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort" Surely my dear you would still feel the pea under that mattress 😉 | |||
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"Well… I meet. It’s not random though. Because that would be impossible. How would we know where, when, who if it was totally random? Although I suppose I could put a meet status up. Meet me at Asda, Chelmsford at 3pm Friday 9th. I’ll be wearing black trousers and a yellow shirt and carrying a purple laundry basket. First man to say the passcode (onions are heavier than tomatoes) gets me. That would be fairly random. Ooooh. Sounds fun I'm sorry, I can't meet you because onions are not necessarily heavier than tomatoes. And yes, I'm kicking myself but I can't let that slide just for the sake of sex. 😭 J They’re big onions and small tomatoes …" Aah but then the tomatoes would be more densely packed......... | |||
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike. the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort Surely my dear you would still feel the pea under that mattress 😉" Yes 😞 just less acutely. One doesn’t like to be too demanding. | |||
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