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Urinal etiquette

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago

I need to vent.

I've just been to the toilet at Tesco where there are 3 urinals. All unoccupied. Urinals this is, not cubicles. Urinals!

The idiot in front of me chooses the middle Urinals!

I'm speechless... Someone needs to have a word.

In my mind I've left him in a cubicle, propped up like he'd just been paid a professional visit by James Bond...

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By *ou only live onceMan
24 weeks ago

London

The petty annoyances thread is ➡️ way...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
24 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Then he felt protected on both sides.

Good choice

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By *ony MannMan
24 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

Most men like space when exposing their cock.

I am told their is a cubical on Wine St with 2 thrones in it, on the female side.

It accures to me women are more sociable.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Although this person could have used the left one leaving the one on the right, of middle, for your usage his etiquette was correct considering he was first to attend and make his choice 😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago

Oh chaps, the times have changed, and not fir the better it seems... in my day there was respect.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
24 weeks ago

Stratford

Poor on his part

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West


"Poor on his part "

Piss poor

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By *eordieJeansCouple
24 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’d go on the one next to him, ask him how his day was and then maintain eye contact the full time my dick is in my hands. If he’s breaking one unwritten rule I’ll break them all.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
24 weeks ago

Stratford


"Poor on his part

Piss poor "

*slow clap*

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I'd tell him there was no need to bring his travel cock

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
24 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

The only etiquette around urinals, is never use urinals.

When you're using them whilst wearing a very short skirt, you become starkly aware of the splashback that comes off the porcelain container.

It's unavoidable even if you try to direct it at the sink hole

Urinal users are also 47.5% less likely to wash their hands afterwards, FACTS

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You should have just leant over and whispered 'nice cock' in his ear.

You'd have had the place to yourself in no time.

*or an invite to the cubicle of course.....🤷‍♂️

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By *ools and the brainCouple
24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Your having a piss,so was he get over yourself not everyone is a cock watcher.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"The only etiquette around urinals, is never use urinals.

When you're using them whilst wearing a very short skirt, you become starkly aware of the splashback that comes off the porcelain container.

It's unavoidable even if you try to direct it at the sink hole

Urinal users are also 47.5% less likely to wash their hands afterwards, FACTS"

And i used to play in a sandpit the local cats thought was a litter tray. I don't believe in an oversanitised life anyway.

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