FabSwingers.com forum: Pets of Fab

By *asterMeliodas OP Man
30 weeks ago

Newmill

Denizens of the forums: what furry, scaly or otherwise domesticated creatures are you packin'?

Personally, my wife and I have an enormous fluffy malamute called Boss. He thinks he is the size of a chihuahua; he is not. (pictures available on request)

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I am looking for a nice pussy.

One that will cuddle me?

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands

I have a Jack Russell called Freddie Barkury, he is massive no one believes he is a Jack Russell but he is!

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By *ayRyuMan
30 weeks ago

Harrogate

6'3" bloke here with a ginger pussy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
30 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

One dog, 2 horses, 2 Guinea pigs and 3 (sometimes 4) humans

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By *ustamanMan
30 weeks ago

weymouth

Three rescue mogs, a very old fella, a slightly younger stroppy cross mog and a very bouncy teenager - must be fucking mad

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

i have a cocker spaniel his name is woody,beautiful little dog full of character

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
30 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Pay me the dog tax immediately MM.

I have a big fluffy heathen. A Serbian rescue mongrel somewhere between a German Shepherd, a Sarplaninac, and an actual princess.

I have no idea how her spoiled arse survived the streets of Serbia.

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By *ilverSwordMan
30 weeks ago

Belfast-ish

I have sorta adoped a new fluffy friend. My Partner has a 3year old staffie called charm. She's completely spaceially unaware. Scoffs any amount of food in less than 45 seconds. Hates spiders and the rain but loves to chomp at any form of running water.

such a silly girl. Very lovely affectionate dog

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
30 weeks ago

Reading

2 gorgeous bengal cross cats

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By *affron40Woman
30 weeks ago

manchester

I have 3 dogs. All shih tzus. An old 16 year old grumpy one who is now deaf and a brother and sister pair of 6 year olds that still think they’re puppies. They’re the laziest dogs I’ve ever seen. 🐶🐶🐶

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By *arkSovereignMan
30 weeks ago

Lancashire

I have a cute little persian cat called Biscuit

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By *ustamanMan
30 weeks ago

weymouth

"2 gorgeous bengal cross cats"

Used to have them with my ex, very loud yowling at 4am

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man
30 weeks ago

Newmill

"Pay me the dog tax immediately MM.

I have a big fluffy heathen. A Serbian rescue mongrel somewhere between a German Shepherd, a Sarplaninac, and an actual princess.

I have no idea how her spoiled arse survived the streets of Serbia."

Dog tax paid. Also your heathen is adorable.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Got a few pair of gazelles grazing in the shoe cupboard.

The mr

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By *loydyMan
30 weeks ago

British

"I have a Jack Russell called Freddie Barkury, he is massive no one believes he is a Jack Russell but he is!"
it might be a parsons terrier

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
30 weeks ago

Maidstone

"6'3" bloke here with a ginger pussy

Ginger pussies are the best😍

6ft 3 guys aren't bad either😜

I've got one black/ orange/ tabbyish cat and one "six dinner Sid" grey and white cat who thinks he lives with us.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I’ve changed profile pic temporarily to a pic of my old mate

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
30 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I used to have 5 cats but sadly down to one. She is a fluffy 18 year old very sociable. To sociable she thinks everyone ❤️ her

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex

"I’ve changed profile pic temporarily to a pic of my old mate

🥰🥰

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex

We have a very stupid Labrador. My best mate in the whole world.

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands

"I’ve changed profile pic temporarily to a pic of my old mate

😍😍

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By *ayRyuMan
30 weeks ago

Harrogate

"We have a very stupid Labrador. My best mate in the whole world."

Define very stupid!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

2 guinea pigs, who are adorable, and a dickhead old lady cat who pisses on nerf guns and steals peach flavour yogurt

I love her so much

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By *ayRyuMan
30 weeks ago

Harrogate

"2 guinea pigs, who are adorable, and a dickhead old lady cat who pisses on nerf guns and steals peach flavour yogurt

I love her so much

Just nerf guns. Not the cheaper alternatives?

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
30 weeks ago

somewhere

We have two cats (or kits as I call them, like cats but out kids lol).

We have a 3 year old called vex, a tuxedo cat and is so much like Rubik personality wise, then we have Evie who is almost one, we rescued her from someone who said she was far older than she actually was when we got her as a kitten, so we've had her from 5 weeks old, she was covered in fleas, when we first got her you couldn't go near her, now she comes up onto your lap but she is so much like me, doesn't like too many people, only likes to be touched on her terms.

The two of them are not great friends, vex was very happy being an only cat but we wouldn't have it any other way now x

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By *rHotNottsMan
30 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Couple of kittens

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By *eacupsbearCouple
30 weeks ago

York

Two cats.

One very floofy

One nicknamed Ghost Cat.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"2 guinea pigs, who are adorable, and a dickhead old lady cat who pisses on nerf guns and steals peach flavour yogurt

I love her so much

Just nerf guns. Not the cheaper alternatives? "

She wouldn't entertain a non-branded firearm.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex

"We have a very stupid Labrador. My best mate in the whole world.

Define very stupid! "

Will go out of the patio doors. Can’t work out that she’s allowed back in through them. She sits and whines until I pretend to open it.

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By *ayRyuMan
30 weeks ago

Harrogate

"We have a very stupid Labrador. My best mate in the whole world.

Define very stupid!

Will go out of the patio doors. Can’t work out that she’s allowed back in through them. She sits and whines until I pretend to open it.

Fair enough. That's pretty stupid 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I have no pets yet 🥺

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By *ayRyuMan
30 weeks ago

Harrogate

"2 guinea pigs, who are adorable, and a dickhead old lady cat who pisses on nerf guns and steals peach flavour yogurt

I love her so much

Just nerf guns. Not the cheaper alternatives?

She wouldn't entertain a non-branded firearm. "

A cat with taste

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man
30 weeks ago

Newmill

"We have a very stupid Labrador. My best mate in the whole world.

Define very stupid!

Will go out of the patio doors. Can’t work out that she’s allowed back in through them. She sits and whines until I pretend to open it.

Boss is entirely capable of opening the back door himself, but prefers to bat at it until one of us goes and opens it for him.

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands

"I have a Jack Russell called Freddie Barkury, he is massive no one believes he is a Jack Russell but he is!

it might be a parsons terrier "

I'm not sure, I do have paper work for him somewhere it probably says on there, he is really big tho about the size of a Staffie, he just kept growing don't know if it was what I was feeding him!

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By *ony MannMan
30 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal// Andover

A horse and dog when I was younger, nothing now, toomey nights away.

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

oh i forgot ive got a budgie too and hes a big one

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex

"oh i forgot ive got a budgie too and hes a big one

We can see the attempts to smuggle him 🤣

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

"oh i forgot ive got a budgie too and hes a big one

We can see the attempts to smuggle him 🤣"

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
30 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I have a German Shepherd, he's 10 now so an older boy. He sleeps a lot and isn't much good in a crisis but he's 56k of pure furry fluffness and my best boy. That said he's not tolerant and can be reactive outside the house, I am training him but mostly it's about utilising his drive rather than work him against it.

I don't put him in situations he's can't cope with. Luckily his size and look is enough for people to stay the hell away, especially if he wears his muzzle, he loves his muzzle, it's not about restraint or suppression. It gives him confidence to navigate the world

I also own a cat, she owns the dog. He's lovely with her.....she's old and senile, she forgets my youngest son doesn't live here anymore and she sits in his empty room crying....He's home today for a week, so she will be happy

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By *he Silver FuxMan
30 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I am the human servant to a fluffy black cat who is 19 years old and is currently sat on my chest forcing me to look around her so that I can waste time on Fab forums.

I need to get on now but the law requires me to stay on the sofa and not disturb the purring

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By *mmaleiaWoman
30 weeks ago

Trowbridge

4 chickens & a big cock

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By *d mirerMan
30 weeks ago

lost

2 mutts (siblings)

2 ponys (drain on resources)

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By *weetiepie99Woman
30 weeks ago

cardiff

One dog, one cat who terrorises the dog. Luckily he tells him off.

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By *vaRose43Woman
30 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Don’t ask me to list all the species and breeds…. It would be like the animaniacs song

Ducks & Chickens

Aviaries - budgies, cockatiels, lovebirds

Parrots

2 snakes

Dogs

Fish tank

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By *alico_KittyWoman
30 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

One very cute calico kitty here x

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
30 weeks ago

Tamworth

I have a French Bulldog. He rules the roost for sure.

He's very haughty, very aware of his position and has a habit of thinking any meets coming to the house are here to fuss him. I'm hoping the occasional whine and sad noise he makes when he's locked out of the bedroom aren't too off-putting!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"4 chickens & a big cock"

Would you like your cock rated?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"oh i forgot ive got a budgie too and hes a big one

I could not bear seeing a bird in a cage on its own.

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By * and M lookingCouple
29 weeks ago

Worcester

Back in the day over 40 horses, 5 dogs, 6 cows, along with all the waiths and strays that the locals used to bring to us.

Nowadays, just our lovely pooch who's 5.

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By *issmorganWoman
29 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

3 cats, 2 of which were acquired due to owners moving and not being allowed to have pets in their new places.

They are the bosses in this house

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By *anny_stevensMan
29 weeks ago

holytown

A cane corso/german shepard mix and 2 cats

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By *ookie46Woman
29 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

One cat 🐈‍⬛

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