FabSwingers.com forum: Detachable Dicks

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've just been offered one, tied up with a ribbon bow as a possible birthday present.

Men, would it be useful to be able to detach them?

Women, what would you do with a detachable dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it in a warm place to avoid shrinkage on a cold day

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

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Useful? Maybe.

Would we? Never, what if you lost it or didn't have it with you when you needed it? Caught short, literally...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been offered one, tied up with a ribbon bow as a possible birthday present.

Men, would it be useful to be able to detach them?

Women, what would you do with a detachable dick?"

Isn't that just what dildos are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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Women, what would you do with a detachable dick?"

Throw it in a drawer...

I like my dicks attached to a decent body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no you don't want it detachable. What the fook do ya do if you forget to pick it up on the way out to a meet.

Detachable? Balls to that idea

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I love the fact that two men have suggested it might get forgotten or left behind. There I was thinking you all regularly checked it was still there for fear it had detached now I realise it's because you can't remember what is feels like.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've just been offered one, tied up with a ribbon bow as a possible birthday present.

Men, would it be useful to be able to detach them?

Women, what would you do with a detachable dick?

Isn't that just what dildos are?"

I don't know as I don't have any.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Keep it in a warm place to avoid shrinkage on a cold day"

I'll keep it warm for you - I've got just the place.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x"

This new low fat, fruit juice chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the way I'm always misplacing my car keys my dick is the last thing I want laying about. What if the cat decided to chew on it or something. Though it would be fun to take it out and smack dullards upside the head with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stir my coffee??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x

This new low fat, fruit juice chocolate?"

Too late for Easter, best hope is a Christmas log. filling may be a bit salty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me chuckle, myself and a fellow forum user were speaking about this only the other day!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x

This new low fat, fruit juice chocolate?

Too late for Easter, best hope is a Christmas log. filling may be a bit salty though"

Salty chocolate is very much en vogue right now. I had a salty chocolate egg for Easter.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This thread has made me chuckle, myself and a fellow forum user were speaking about this only the other day! "

What were you saying? You can't just tantalise us in this way.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Stir my coffee??"

Won't that hurt? Would you lick the stirrer after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep it in a warm place to avoid shrinkage on a cold day

I'll keep it warm for you - I've got just the place."

handbag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me chuckle, myself and a fellow forum user were speaking about this only the other day!

What were you saying? You can't just tantalise us in this way."

I can't possibly tell you!

if I do tell you I may have to shoot you afterwards lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives.

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

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Or worse! What if it was stolen?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Keep it in a warm place to avoid shrinkage on a cold day

I'll keep it warm for you - I've got just the place.

handbag?"

Less spacious than my handbag but much warmer.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives. "

There's a song? I never knew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep it in a warm place to avoid shrinkage on a cold day

I'll keep it warm for you - I've got just the place.

handbag?

Less spacious than my handbag but much warmer."

pocket?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Or worse! What if it was stolen?"

Or you could all swap for a day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives.

There's a song? I never knew."

It was popular in the alt rock scene in tje 90s here in the US.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives.

There's a song? I never knew.

It was popular in the alt rock scene in tje 90s here in the US."

What are the lyrics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x"

Ooh I was having chocolate fondue last night.

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

"Or worse! What if it was stolen?

Or you could all swap for a day?"

*That's* when you'd know who your friends were

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x

Ooh I was having chocolate fondue last night.

Were you dipping dicks?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Or worse! What if it was stolen?

Or you could all swap for a day?

*That's* when you'd know who your friends were

Maybe just try out a different style for a day. You might be in the mood to try a teensy one or a bent one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dip it in chocolate and make it more popular x

Ooh I was having chocolate fondue last night.

Were you dipping dicks?"

Ha ha no not quite, marshmallows and fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up this morning with a bad hangoverAnd my penis was missing again.This happens all the time.It's detachable.[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]This comes in handy a lot of the time.I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.But now and then I go to a party, get d*unk,and the next morning I can't for the life of meremember what I did with it.First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.So I called up the place where the party was,they hadn't seen it either.I asked them to check the medicine cabinet'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimesBut not this time.So I told them if it pops up to let me know.I called a few people who were at the party,but they were no help either.I was starting to get desperate.I really don't like being without my penis for too long.It makes me feel like less of a man,and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.After a few hours of searching the house,and calling everyone I could think of,I was starting to get very depressed,so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,I saw my penis lying on a blanketnext to a broken toaster oven.Some guy was selling it.I had to buy it off him.He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.I took it home, washed it off,and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,but I don't know.Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,I like having a detachable penis.[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" fora while, then out]
"This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives.

There's a song? I never knew.

It was popular in the alt rock scene in tje 90s here in the US.

What are the lyrics?"

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangoverAnd my penis was missing again.This happens all the time.It's detachable.[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]This comes in handy a lot of the time.I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.But now and then I go to a party, get d*unk,and the next morning I can't for the life of meremember what I did with it.First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.So I called up the place where the party was,they hadn't seen it either.I asked them to check the medicine cabinet'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimesBut not this time.So I told them if it pops up to let me know.I called a few people who were at the party,but they were no help either.I was starting to get desperate.I really don't like being without my penis for too long.It makes me feel like less of a man,and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.After a few hours of searching the house,and calling everyone I could think of,I was starting to get very depressed,so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,I saw my penis lying on a blanketnext to a broken toaster oven.Some guy was selling it.I had to buy it off him.He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.I took it home, washed it off,and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,but I don't know.Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,I like having a detachable penis.[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" fora while, then out]This thread has made pull the song " Detachable penis" out of my mp3 archives.

There's a song? I never knew.

It was popular in the alt rock scene in tje 90s here in the US.

What are the lyrics?

Thank you, that is very helpful. The pros and cons set out in one song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep exactly. Very funny song too if you can find the video on youtube you'll crack up laughing.

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