FabSwingers.com forum: What do you own with your name on?

By *ickshawed OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

No, I don't mean your pants that your mum wrote your name on the label in case they got lost.

When you're a kid it's always exciting to try and find your name on things in gift shops - keyrings, water bottles etc.

But as an adult do you own anything like that? I have a pair of socks with my name on. My mum got them for me. Handy for when I meet new people. I can just check out my ankles and then introduce myself

How about you?

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands

I have a book mark with my name on, not only is it handy for reminding me of my name, it is also a folding one with magnets so I can clip it over a page and it doesn't fall out and get lost. Only problem is I can never remember which page I was on!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
26 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

M6 name isn't popular enough to be put on merchandise.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds

Nothing my name is impossible to find on that stuff.

Mrs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I have a pen that says twat on it. That counts right?

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By *iddlesticksMan
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I have a lot of work equipment that requires identifying.

As for my own clothing no, although I do have mittens tied to get her with string running through the sleeves of my duffel coat.

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By *izandpaulCouple
26 weeks ago

merseyside

A wooden ruler from schooldays with my name engraved on it.

I thought it was the height of sophistication and still chuckle when I use it to this day.

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By *iddlesticksMan
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have a lot of work equipment that requires identifying.

As for my own clothing no, although I do have mittens tied to get her with string running through the sleeves of my duffel coat. "

Oh damn, I do have a pair of socks with my name on.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"M6 name isn't popular enough to be put on merchandise."

Two of my kids have the same problem. My problem is my name was popular 25 years before I was born, so you can find it mainly old lady things like on trolley tokens and fold away shopping bags. I'm finally getting to an age where I can appreciate these things

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
26 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We've got some burgers in the freezer.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I have a lot of work equipment that requires identifying.

As for my own clothing no, although I do have mittens tied to get her with string running through the sleeves of my duffel coat. "

Fiddles in mittens and a duffle coat. Cuteness overload

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By *offiaCoolWoman
26 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

"M6 name isn't popular enough to be put on merchandise.

Awww, like Agnes, Ethel etc ?

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By *WANDTGCouple
26 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

I found a make of shirt and the designers name was the same as my surname, so i bought a few.

And no , my surname isn't Armani, Boss or George !!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
26 weeks ago

East Sussex

When is was born a friend of my dad's have me a silver locket engraved with my name with pictures of my parents inside. I dented it chewing on it while teething but still have it and the letter he wrote to me to accompany it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
26 weeks ago

East Sussex

^^ I was born

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I have the gold necklace, with my name on, that my grandparents gave me on my 18th birthday

But I rarely wear it. It's so tiny and delicate, I'd be scared of losing it.

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By *izandpaulCouple
26 weeks ago

merseyside

"I have a lot of work equipment that requires identifying.

As for my own clothing no, although I do have mittens tied to get her with string running through the sleeves of my duffel coat.

Oh damn, I do have a pair of socks with my name on. "

Just reminded me.

Paul has a cardboard pack of 3 hankies with P embroidered on a corner.

A long ago Christmas present from his lovely, now departed, dear nan.

He couldn't bear to throw them away.

What horrible things hankies are.

A cloth full of mucus stuffed in your pocket.

Can you imagine the outcry of putting a used bum wipe back in your pocket.

Not advised on a first date.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"M6 name isn't popular enough to be put on merchandise.

Awww, like Agnes, Ethel etc ?"

Not quite. My name was popular in the 60s though

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By *ussle SproutMan
26 weeks ago

the middle

I have t shirts with my name on

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"We've got some burgers in the freezer.

Your real name is Minted Lamb?!

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By *iker JackMan
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I used to own a submissive who wrote my name on her 🤣🤣

But seriously, please don’t hate me for the joke above, I own cup at work with my name on

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By *iker JackMan
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"M6 name isn't popular enough to be put on merchandise.

Awww, like Agnes, Ethel etc ?

Not quite. My name was popular in the 60s though

Prawn cocktail?

Baked Alaska?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I have a pen that says twat on it. That counts right? "

I suppose it depends which part of your body you hold it with

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By *offiaCoolWoman
26 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

"When is was born a friend of my dad's have me a silver locket engraved with my name with pictures of my parents inside. I dented it chewing on it while teething but still have it and the letter he wrote to me to accompany it. "

So your name isn't popular enough for merchandise ?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

A plaque in the kitchen with MissShady's Cafe...

A keyring which was a gift from a child

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏

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By *apybarasCouple
26 weeks ago

High Lighthouse!

Racking my mind, but I think no.

However, now I want something with my name on. Maybe I'll get Ms. Capybara tattooed.

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By *batMan
26 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I don't actually like my real name that much! It's very much of it's time.

I have a T shirt and for some reason, an 'effing cushion with my name on it, but both were bought for me.

Gbat

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By *ozzybear1981Man
26 weeks ago

preston

"A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏"

Bloody show off

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By *affron40Woman
26 weeks ago

manchester

I have a mug and water bottle that were gifts from nephews at Christmas.. and an engraved wooden spoon from when I left my last big bar because I’ve always been a Bakebitch

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds

Driving license.

Bank card.

Gun insurance card.

Log book.

Supermarket points cards.

Birth certificate.

Marriage certificate.

The mr

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By *ou only live onceMan
26 weeks ago

London

Nothing with my name on it that I can think of, but I have a mug with my initial.

I also have a mug saying "World's Greatest Uncle", which I'm pretty sure is unique.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
26 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

"A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏"

Ooooh, I am the name of a town in some random, back and beyond place. Thanks for the reminder

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands

"A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏"

Are you a Glen??

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By *hePleasurerMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire

Illuminati membership card.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
26 weeks ago

Wirral.

Aww

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By *ozzybear1981Man
26 weeks ago

preston

"A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏

Are you a Glen??"

I’m thinking of other names for him and they ain’t nice ones

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Nothing with my name on it that I can think of, but I have a mug with my initial.

I also have a mug saying "World's Greatest Uncle", which I'm pretty sure is unique."

Well there can only be one worlds greatest uncle to be fair. Congratulations

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By *nnCeeWoman
26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

No. I don't.

Oh, hang on, I do - a friend bought me a hand sanitiser with my name on.

Otherwise, I still have my school calculator which has my initials (I think) etched into the back (done with the point of my pair of compasses).

Otherwise, no. (Aside from drivers license and passport)

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands

"A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏

Are you a Glen??

I’m thinking of other names for him and they ain’t nice ones

I'm just gutted he's not really a Woody

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By *ozzybear1981Man
26 weeks ago

preston

"A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏

Are you a Glen??

I’m thinking of other names for him and they ain’t nice ones

I'm just gutted he's not really a Woody

Awww he’s just full of disappointments…..bad woody

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏

Are you a Glen??

I’m thinking of other names for him and they ain’t nice ones

A Woody Glen…. Sounds like the start of a romantic novel

Have we all googled our name and found anything interesting?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
26 weeks ago

Wirral.

Even as a child my real name has never featured on those pens/keyrings/etc.

I do have a Toblerone sleeve with my nickname on that a friend got me when you were able to get them printed up.

Oh, and I have a plant named after me 🪴 x

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By *offiaCoolWoman
26 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

"A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏

Are you a Glen??

I’m thinking of other names for him and they ain’t nice ones

A Woody Glen…. Sounds like the start of a romantic novel

Have we all googled our name and found anything interesting? "

Yes, but you ignored my post '

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I’ve never found my name on anything as a child. Now, there isn’t anything that I’d want my name on.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏

Are you a Glen??

I’m thinking of other names for him and they ain’t nice ones

A Woody Glen…. Sounds like the start of a romantic novel

Have we all googled our name and found anything interesting?

Yes, but you ignored my post '

I‘ve just read it (I didn’t ignore, I just missed it)

Would you move to your town just because? Haha

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
26 weeks ago

Wherever

It has just occurred to me I don’t. I feel like I am missing out.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
26 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

"A registered trade mark

*true story

A place. I’m on a map

A whiskey.

And other stuff but I’m trying to be vague 😏

Are you a Glen??

I’m thinking of other names for him and they ain’t nice ones

A Woody Glen…. Sounds like the start of a romantic novel

Have we all googled our name and found anything interesting?

Yes, but you ignored my post '

I‘ve just read it (I didn’t ignore, I just missed it)

Would you move to your town just because? Haha "

Nope, don't speak the language, and I imagine it would be unlikely I would find work. It is tiny and in the back and beyond of nowhere.

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

My jewellery box has my initials engraved on it. 21st birthday present.

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By *iker JackMan
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I have never understood consent or lack of consent on this site

If I had photos from previous relationships they’d be deleted on the end of the relationship and would most definitely never be shared with anyone else.

Where’s the consent but as importantly the respect for that person

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds

Oh no I lie, the Mr got me a cup with my name spelt in penis 😂

Mrs

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By *elvet RopeMan
26 weeks ago

by the big field

Not quite. My name was popular in the 60s though

I can see why its tricky getting personalised items with Gonorrhoea on them

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh no I lie, the Mr got me a cup with my name spelt in penis 😂

Mrs "

Is it one very long shaped penis or lots of little ones in various poses to spell out the letters ?

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
26 weeks ago

Hell

I have business cards and a deed poll with my name on. Beyond that, it’s just the bills 🤣

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Stockport

I've got a rainbow coloured rubber (eraser, for the Americans among us).

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
26 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

My gravestone..I got one early as the price of those things is never going to go down..I had to hazard a guess on my date of death though..

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By *iker JackMan
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I've got a rainbow coloured rubber (eraser, for the Americans among us)."

Rubber…condom??

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
26 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"We've got some burgers in the freezer.

Your real name is Minted Lamb?!

Nope, Southern Chicken

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By *londebiguyMan
26 weeks ago

Southport

"M6 name isn't popular enough to be put on merchandise."

Im not surprised if you are named M6.

I've certainly not met anyone called that.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
26 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

A little trophy with my name and No1 cock sucking whore 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"A little trophy with my name and No1 cock sucking whore 💜"

Did you enter the Wank competition?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
26 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I reckon my real name would be on some things. Not in a good way though. 😭

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By *ou only live onceMan
26 weeks ago

London

"I reckon my real name would be on some things. Not in a good way though. 😭

Hello...Danger?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
26 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I reckon my real name would be on some things. Not in a good way though. 😭

Hello...Danger? "

That's my middle name!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
26 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I have a mug with my name on it; a gift from my step-mum. I believe it was bought because I'd been complaining about other household occupants breaking mugs, and she thought they would leave this one alone as it states clearly who it belongs to. So far it's worked

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By *ou only live onceMan
26 weeks ago

London

"I reckon my real name would be on some things. Not in a good way though. 😭

Hello...Danger?

That's my middle name!

Your parents were really cautious, weren't they, Warning?

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By *iddlesticksMan
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have a lot of work equipment that requires identifying.

As for my own clothing no, although I do have mittens tied to get her with string running through the sleeves of my duffel coat.

Fiddles in mittens and a duffle coat. Cuteness overload

Not when my mum was walking me to work aged 42.

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By *ealitybitesMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast

There is a sporting brand with my name on it. I don't own a single item because I don't like their products and it would feel ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A hard hat for work

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By *d mirerMan
26 weeks ago

lost

Just the dopey bit of paper from my photo veri

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By *eliWoman
26 weeks ago

My bow has my initials engraved on it.

I have a pen that was a graduation gift with my name on it. Full name including surname. A lot of letters. :D

Oh! My passport cover. But initials again.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I have a pen that says twat on it. That counts right? "

My mug says W⚓

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I don't think i have anything!

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By *arkSovereignMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

A Man United kit. Up the reds! 👹

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By *ad NannaWoman
26 weeks ago

East London

My birth certificate.

My name was never on any of the seaside tat, as a child.

I remember seeing something in a card shop for the first time with my name on it and feeling a little excitement

I have nan and mum on a few things, if that counts.

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By *luemoon12344Man
26 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

I have a packet of Trebor mints with my name on

…. albeit back to front but ha ho .

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A book what I wrote has my name on the cover

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By *rightonfranceMan
26 weeks ago

brighton - chalais france

I have my company and a whole country names after me.. lol

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By *a LunaWoman
26 weeks ago

South Wales

I have a necklace with my name on.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Nothing at all, can never find my name anywhere.

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By *inkShyWoman
26 weeks ago

near Windsor

My Christmas stocking

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By *uriousscouserWoman
26 weeks ago

Wirral

My real name is Sarah - incredibly common, even in conjunction with my surname. I could have any amount of personalised merch but actually have nothing at all. I do have PPE with my name on but I'm not sure that counts.

I have a necklace that looks as though it might be a name but actually it says Blimey.

I might buy myself a full pack of personalised pens and pencils from the Studio Cards catalogue for Christmas.

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
26 weeks ago

Carlisle

I can never really find anything with my name on

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds

"Oh no I lie, the Mr got me a cup with my name spelt in penis 😂

Mrs

Is it one very long shaped penis or lots of little ones in various poses to spell out the letters ? "

Lots of little ones to spell out the letters, it's ace! 😂

Mrs

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By *mmaleiaWoman
26 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Still quite rare to find anything with my name on, I always felt hard done by all my classmates finding stuff with their name on & I just had to get the initial!

Damn foreign name!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
26 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I have various Grumpy embellished merchandise if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I don't think i have anything! "

I have your name on the front of my Maths book. 😏

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By *4bimMan
26 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Medical bracelet with my details on if I'm involved in a road traffic accident

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I have a packet of Trebor mints with my name on

…. albeit back to front but ha ho . "

That is still pretty cool. I found my name is on American food products and I'd buy one just for the packaging if I could. I've never seen them on sale in this country though

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

The only thing I have with my name on it is a Teddy bear from when I was born

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By *urbo TedMan
26 weeks ago

Stansted

Well if you take my fab name then sadly nothing with the turbo bit but do have the dvd of Ted, does that count?

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