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"Le Cock sounds rather magnifique." It does 😍 | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear?" Oui | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear? Oui" Thanks for the offer but I’m not into watersports. | |||
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"In a message to a friend I confused them by making an awful analogy about my dislike for hollandaise sauce and now I’m afraid he thinks I like cum by the litres. I was trying to be funny. It failed, massively. " Almost had me convinced there | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear? Oui Thanks for the offer but I’m not into watersports." Deflates the paddling pool  | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear? Oui Thanks for the offer but I’m not into watersports. Deflates the paddling pool "How big is your bladder?  | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear? Oui Thanks for the offer but I’m not into watersports. Deflates the paddling pool
How big is your bladder? "🤿🌊☂️ | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear? Oui Thanks for the offer but I’m not into watersports. Deflates the paddling pool
How big is your bladder?
🤿🌊☂️"Now I’m kind of intrigued. I’ve watched enough Olympic swimming to give the 100m backstroke a go. | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear? Oui Thanks for the offer but I’m not into watersports. Deflates the paddling pool
How big is your bladder?
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Now I’m kind of intrigued. I’ve watched enough Olympic swimming to give the 100m backstroke a go."I'll need a bigger paddling pool for that! | |||
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"Cum is such a crude word… I prefer to use ‘Crème de la penis’" Crème de la cock, surely? | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear? Oui Thanks for the offer but I’m not into watersports. Deflates the paddling pool
How big is your bladder?
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Now I’m kind of intrigued. I’ve watched enough Olympic swimming to give the 100m backstroke a go.
I'll need a bigger paddling pool for that!"Just start drinking water and I’ll have a look on Amazon. | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear? Oui Thanks for the offer but I’m not into watersports. Deflates the paddling pool
How big is your bladder?
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Now I’m kind of intrigued. I’ve watched enough Olympic swimming to give the 100m backstroke a go.
I'll need a bigger paddling pool for that!
Just start drinking water and I’ll have a look on Amazon."Glugging away!  | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear?" Only the men's team. Le Chat make the women's team. B | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear?" They certainly do for Jules Bouyer   | |||
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"I have no idea why in a message to a friend I referred to penis as Le Cock. What have you done lately that has befuddled you as to why you did it? 🤯" Ay up, someone’s been watching the Olympics and gone all French 🤦🏻♂️. Nothing I’ve done, but I saw something the other day, on the internet, and I can’t stop thinking about it. In the nursery rhyme “ bingo was his name “, who is called bingo the dog or the farmer, because it never specifies. The mr | |||
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"I have no idea why in a message to a friend I referred to penis as Le Cock. What have you done lately that has befuddled you as to why you did it? 🤯 Ay up, someone’s been watching the Olympics and gone all French 🤦🏻♂️. Nothing I’ve done, but I saw something the other day, on the internet, and I can’t stop thinking about it. In the nursery rhyme “ bingo was his name “, who is called bingo the dog or the farmer, because it never specifies. The mr " Found this on the web hope it helps 😂. There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o.” In the first version, the dog is definitely named Bingo because of the pronoun “his.” In this case, Bingo is the antecedent of the pronoun His, or in other words, the proper name of the noun that the pronoun is referring back to. | |||
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"Don’t they make the French olympics swimming gear? Oui Thanks for the offer but I’m not into watersports. Deflates the paddling pool
How big is your bladder?
🤿🌊☂️"Tom Daley could dive into it there’s that much. | |||
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"I have no idea why in a message to a friend I referred to penis as Le Cock. What have you done lately that has befuddled you as to why you did it? 🤯" Come to work, yet again... 🤭🤭 | |||
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"I have no idea why in a message to a friend I referred to penis as Le Cock. What have you done lately that has befuddled you as to why you did it? 🤯 Come to work, yet again... 🤭🤭" Haha I feel your pain sister. | |||
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"Agreed to go on holiday with my mother. Just, why?? "Good luck. 🍀 | |||
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"Agreed to go on holiday with my mother. Just, why?? "Did that a couple of times (not with your mother btw) and will never do it again (possibly as my mother died a few years ago - but if she had not...) Honestly, she thought self catering meant home made sarnies for lunch and macaroni cheese or something some home cooked meal in the apartment for the evening. In my view self catering definitely means at least one meal per day in a restaurant | |||
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"Agreed to go on holiday with my mother. Just, why??
Good luck. 🍀"Thank you. Saturday is looming... | |||
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"Agreed to go on holiday with my mother. Just, why??
Good luck. 🍀
Thank you. Saturday is looming... "May the odds be ever in your favour x | |||
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