FabSwingers.com forum: If it quacks like a duck

By *ackformore100 OP Man
18 weeks ago

Tin town

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By *ermite12ukMan
18 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

It's probably a Mallard?

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By *ickshawedCouple
18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

🦡

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By *ittlebirdWoman
18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

🦆

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By *r SproutMan
18 weeks ago

the middle

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By *indergirlWoman
18 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

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By *urbo TedMan
18 weeks ago

Stansted

It will taste great once cooked with plum sauce, spring onions and in pancakes.

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By *till gameMan
18 weeks ago

two doors down

Peeking ?

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By *labamaBamBamCouple
18 weeks ago

South Coast

Beware of the 1st of September, need to go into hiding

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By *ubikslongswordMan
18 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"It's probably a Mallard?"

I thought that was a train?

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
18 weeks ago

Somewhere

🦩

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
18 weeks ago

Tin town

"Beware of the 1st of September, need to go into hiding "

I thought it was the ides of March?

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By *he KakapoMan
18 weeks ago

A nice rock

Check how it walks I guess

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By *labamaBamBamCouple
18 weeks ago

South Coast

"Beware of the 1st of September, need to go into hiding

I thought it was the ides of March? "

Clues in the title lol

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By *orny PTMan
18 weeks ago

Peterborough

it could be a DUKW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPzv2gr3pSc

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By *ickshawedCouple
18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Check out it's penis. Then never eat pasta again

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By *ensuallover1000Man
18 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My personal favourites are Muscovy ducks.

They don’t quack, rather making curious heavy breathing/huffing like sounds.

Funny creatures

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By *orny PTMan
18 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Check out it's penis. Then never eat pasta again

Lasagne shaped cock?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
18 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Peeking ?"

I was driving home and I saw the bag of my takeaway was rustling. I looked inside and saw two eyes staring back at me. Panicked, I thought it was a rat or a mouse.

I pulled it out the bag as quick as possible.

Turns out it was just a Peking Duck

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By *till gameMan
18 weeks ago

two doors down

"Peeking ?

I was driving home and I saw the bag of my takeaway was rustling. I looked inside and saw two eyes staring back at me. Panicked, I thought it was a rat or a mouse.

I pulled it out the bag as quick as possible.

Turns out it was just a Peking Duck"

👀😬

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By *younaughty2Man
18 weeks ago

preston

It will be in my fried rice on Friday

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By *till gameMan
18 weeks ago

two doors down

"Peeking ?

I was driving home and I saw the bag of my takeaway was rustling. I looked inside and saw two eyes staring back at me. Panicked, I thought it was a rat or a mouse.

I pulled it out the bag as quick as possible.

Turns out it was just a Peking Duck

👀😬"

Was there prawn quackers in the bag to ?

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By *he KakapoMan
18 weeks ago

A nice rock

"Peeking ?

I was driving home and I saw the bag of my takeaway was rustling. I looked inside and saw two eyes staring back at me. Panicked, I thought it was a rat or a mouse.

I pulled it out the bag as quick as possible.

Turns out it was just a Peking Duck

👀😬

Was there prawn quackers in the bag to ?"

These jokes aren't gonna help you curry favor here

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By *orny PTMan
18 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Peeking ?

I was driving home and I saw the bag of my takeaway was rustling. I looked inside and saw two eyes staring back at me. Panicked, I thought it was a rat or a mouse.

I pulled it out the bag as quick as possible.

Turns out it was just a Peking Duck

👀😬

Was there prawn quackers in the bag to ?

These jokes aren't gonna help you curry favor here"

I'm not going to rice to that one.

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By *ortySwitchMan
18 weeks ago

london

"It's probably a Mallard?"

I think that was a steam train

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
18 weeks ago

East Sussex

You need to take your dog to the vet

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By *ripfillMan
18 weeks ago

havant

Then it’s a serious issues with the parrots vocal cords But -

- how do you make an orange sauce again ?

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By *icentiousCouple
18 weeks ago

Up on them there hills

Probably not one of the better Doctors

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By *herry delightWoman
18 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Ducks' quacks do, in fact, echo, but only if the duck is facing south.

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By *ildbillkidMan
18 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

The duck crashed, he quacked up

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By *tsMattyHMan
18 weeks ago

Inverurie

Shoot it on sight.

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By *orny PTMan
16 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Shoot it on sight. "

He missed

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By *rBobbMan
16 weeks ago

Birmingham

Just put it on the bill

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By *ickle-Lilly-WillyMan
16 weeks ago

Ends

If it walks like a opp

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By *avexxMan
16 weeks ago

cheshire

it will be a drake

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By *aughty-couple1980Couple
16 weeks ago

wigan

"My personal favourites are Muscovy ducks.

They don’t quack, rather making curious heavy breathing/huffing like sounds.

Funny creatures

Muscovy ducks are cross between duck an a goose they actually hiss like a goose but look like a duck an they waggle there back end in excitement we have 2 adult Muscovys and 3 babys

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By *ornucopiaMan
16 weeks ago

Bexley

"It's probably a Mallard?

I think that was a steam train

Only if it has some carriages/wagons in tow.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"It's probably a Mallard?

I think that was a steam train

Only if it has some carriages/wagons in tow."

If it has toes it is definitely not a 🦆

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

… it’s probably a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"… it’s probably a fuck"

Stupid auto correct 🙄

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
16 weeks ago

Leeds

Shoot it, it’ll probably taste delicious.

The mr

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By *ornucopiaMan
16 weeks ago

Bexley

"… it’s probably a fuck

Stupid auto correct 🙄"

Anyone else like using 'Bombay' as rhyming slang?

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