FabSwingers.com forum: Sexual Intercourse

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…Discuss 👍

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

👌🏻👈🏻🥵👍🏼

Mrs

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By *asterMeliodasMan
24 weeks ago

Newmill

Well, see...when a man and a woman or a man and a man or a woman and a woman or a man and a woman and a man or a woman and a man and a woman or a woman and a woman and a woman or a man and a man and a man or a man and a man and a man and a woman or a woman and a woman and a woman and a man and/or any combination of genders in any given quantity love each other very much or at least feel significant lust...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
24 weeks ago

East Sussex

Sexual intercourse began

In nineteen sixty-three

(which was rather late for me) -

Between the end of the Chatterley ban

And the Beatles' first LP.

Up to then there'd only been

A sort of bargaining,

A wrangle for the ring,

A shame that started at sixteen

And spread to everything.

Then all at once the quarrel sank:

Everyone felt the same,

And every life became

A brilliant breaking of the bank,

A quite unlosable game.

So life was never better than

In nineteen sixty-three

(Though just too late for me) -

Between the end of the Chatterley ban

And the Beatles' first LP.

Philip Larkin

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

Never done it, wouldn't know where to start. Will come back to this thread in a few years.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

What’s worse to hear , sexual intercourse or coitus ? Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Sexual intercourse began

In nineteen sixty-three

(which was rather late for me) -

Between the end of the Chatterley ban

And the Beatles' first LP.

Up to then there'd only been

A sort of bargaining,

A wrangle for the ring,

A shame that started at sixteen

And spread to everything.

Then all at once the quarrel sank:

Everyone felt the same,

And every life became

A brilliant breaking of the bank,

A quite unlosable game.

So life was never better than

In nineteen sixty-three

(Though just too late for me) -

Between the end of the Chatterley ban

And the Beatles' first LP.

Philip Larkin"

Buzzz. I call repetition for the word “life”, do I get to continue for the rest of the minute ?

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By *hilloutMan
24 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Badly needed in my current state 😅😈

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"What’s worse to hear , sexual intercourse or coitus ? Discuss

Coitus….isn’t that a fungal infection of the feet of some description? 🤢😜

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
24 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Sexual intercourse began

In nineteen sixty-three

(which was rather late for me) -

Between the end of the Chatterley ban

And the Beatles' first LP.

Up to then there'd only been

A sort of bargaining,

A wrangle for the ring,

A shame that started at sixteen

And spread to everything.

Then all at once the quarrel sank:

Everyone felt the same,

And every life became

A brilliant breaking of the bank,

A quite unlosable game.

So life was never better than

In nineteen sixty-three

(Though just too late for me) -

Between the end of the Chatterley ban

And the Beatles' first LP.

Philip Larkin

Buzzz. I call repetition for the word “life”, do I get to continue for the rest of the minute ? "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Buzzz. I call repetition for the word “life”, do I get to continue for the rest of the minute ?

Yes!"

Darn it, my bluff has been called 😂

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When one stops and really thinks about it, sexual intercourse is really rather vulgar isn’t it?

I think I might therefore become a pious monk and never undertake this lewd and ungodly act ever again 👍

(I might be fibbing however…)

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By *parkle1974Woman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

Ewwwwwwwwww

How anyone can take part in such vulgarity is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

OP i think this is about the right level (from 'Where Willy Went' by Nicholas Allen):

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Our hero is Willy, a little sperm who lives inside Mr. Browne with 300 million friends. Every day Willy practices for the Great Swimming Race. And when the day arrives, he swims faster than his 300 million friends to win the prize—a marvelous egg. Then something wonderful happens, and eventually Mr. and Mrs. Browne have a baby girl who has the same winning smile as Willy and who grows up to be a great swimmer.

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Hope this helps

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By *ickshawedCouple
24 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

When a mummy and a daddy really love eachother...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

I like it.

I really think it will catch on.

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By *elboy1978Man
24 weeks ago

Jarrow

I really like it and would like some

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair

I prefer to call it intromission. It's fewer syllables.

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By *wosmilersCouple
24 weeks ago

Heathrowish

"When a mummy and a daddy really love eachother..."

No, that's called 'a special hug'.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wholly Random Shakespearean Interlude For No Discernible Reason Whatsoever:

‘Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!’ Julius Caesar: Act 3, Scene 1.

👍👍

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
24 weeks ago

East Sussex

Buzzz. I call repetition for the word “life”, do I get to continue for the rest of the minute ?

Yes!

Darn it, my bluff has been called 😂"

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

A wonderful fabulous activity, that has a wonderful after glow feeling that last for hours after.

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By *4bimMan
24 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

She sleeps in the damp patch

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By *vaRose43Woman
24 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"OP i think this is about the right level (from 'Where Willy Went' by Nicholas Allen):

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Hope this helps"

I read this to my kids when they were little lol

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By *lder.Woman
24 weeks ago

Not Local

Is Bonking.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bodies entwined, kissing, things inserted into other things and juices flowing….. ‘tis indeed a most frightful thing! 😱

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Sounds hot. I’m in 😏

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By *lder.Woman
24 weeks ago

Not Local

"Bodies entwined, kissing, things inserted into other things and juices flowing….. ‘tis indeed a most frightful thing! 😱"

Like fruit kebabs

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bodies entwined, kissing, things inserted into other things and juices flowing….. ‘tis indeed a most frightful thing! 😱

Like fruit kebabs

😱😱😱 Ye gods! Those things are evil I say! 😜

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By *angzMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester, London & sometimes Newcastle

Shagging

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"…Discuss 👍"

Yes 👍🏻

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I had a sexual thought earlier and was disgusted at my weakness.

Thank god for my signed photo of Miriam Margoyles which instantly extinguished my lascivious yearnings 👍

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By *aizyWoman
24 weeks ago

west midlands

"I had a sexual thought earlier and was disgusted at my weakness.

Thank god for my signed photo of Miriam Margoyles which instantly extinguished my lascivious yearnings 👍"

If you really have a signed photo of Miriam Margoyles I am really jealous, I love her, what a beautifully filthy soul she is!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I had a sexual thought earlier and was disgusted at my weakness.

Thank god for my signed photo of Miriam Margoyles which instantly extinguished my lascivious yearnings 👍

If you really have a signed photo of Miriam Margoyles I am really jealous, I love her, what a beautifully filthy soul she is!

She’s certainly quite a character 👍😜

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By *hirley147TV/TS
24 weeks ago

Blackpool

Remember reading the joy of sex as a kid it had picture of big hairy bloke and hairy woman, it did mention cross dressers and gay sex though, very 1970s

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

A bit like the hokey y

In out in out you shake it all about .....

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By *affron40Woman
24 weeks ago

manchester

I’m struggling to remember it 🤣😭

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What are all those groans, grunts and ‘Ohhhh’s!’ that are frequently exclaimed during the unmentionable act?

No decorum… tut! 😜

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By *cLovin2Man
24 weeks ago

Reading

I feel misled, all those 70s pornos led me to believe sex involved turning up at a house with pizza with extra sausage, and being met by a hot lady wearing next to nothing. Who's willing to do things in exchange for payment.

A hump against the neighbours skip isn't really the situation I'd prepared for.

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By *rJandMrsJCouple
24 weeks ago

Hyde

What is this "intercourse"?

Is it food?

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By *alloSpaceboyMan
24 weeks ago

Carmarthen

It has its place…

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
24 weeks ago

London

It sounds like something you could hear on a trial

and not suitable for those who are here just for the Forum

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

"What is this "intercourse"?

Is it food? "

Yes. It comes after dessert.

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By *rJandMrsJCouple
24 weeks ago

Hyde

"What is this "intercourse"?

Is it food?

Yes. It comes after dessert."

Ohhh my favourite part 😏

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"It sounds like something you could hear on a trial

and not suitable for those who are here just for the Forum

‘Your honour; I hereby plead not guilty to all charges…..’ 😜

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
24 weeks ago

London

"It sounds like something you could hear on a trial

and not suitable for those who are here just for the Forum

‘Your honour; I hereby plead not guilty to all charges…..’ 😜"

You are so guilty

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