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"The ones that go into detail about what they'd like to do to me.... Jog on MF's I decide what happens "Hear, hear!  | |||
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"Someone sent me a message asking if I had put on weight. That wasn’t necessarily strange but the audacity of the person, who doesn’t know me, to ask about my weight really pissed me off. " Thats actually really rude. I think someone tried to be mean towards you in order to get a reply back. Don’t think twice about it  | |||
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. " Sorry not my proudest moment  | |||
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"The ones that go into detail about what they'd like to do to me.... Jog on MF's I decide what happens "Same, those ones are awful. Some of them are really nasty and violent with it too. | |||
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. Sorry not my proudest moment "Oh god... He's found me 😱 | |||
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. " That's called a blumpkin I learnt that on here | |||
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"The one suggesting I come away into the woods with someone in their car. The ones that say they'll definitely make me need a wheelchair. "
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. " I was once asked to burst a balloon on his bellend as he came. | |||
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"You've been given a 120 hour timeout..." Again? 🤣 | |||
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. That's called a blumpkin I learnt that on here
"Number 55 on the list of "things I wish I didn't know" 😳 | |||
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. That's called a blumpkin I learnt that on here
Number 55 on the list of "things I wish I didn't know" 😳 "What's no.54?! | |||
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"This is a mash up/example of some recent erotic fiction I've got... Starts off with the walking in the door, pushing me up against the wall and then... Love to bend you over that bed, grab that ass, spread those cheeks and eat that pussy get it nice and wet ready to take this dick deep inside. Get ready to take this load, it's cumming for you. And variations on the above. It's like they all read from the same script." Yes had a few of those recently | |||
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. That's called a blumpkin I learnt that on here "This gonna be my waiting at the photocopier conversation piece | |||
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"I’ve just receive four pretty terrible messages in a row. Maybe it’s the weather? What are the worst messages you’ve received from strangers on here? xx" I'm sorry to hear this. Unfortunately human beings will let themselves down occasionally. Just remember it's them not you. Good luck to you | |||
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. That's called a blumpkin I learnt that on here
This gonna be my waiting at the photocopier conversation piece "A very tolerant HR department! | |||
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"I’ve had the dog one A shit one (actual shit, not just a poor message) About 8000 hey/hi/how you doin A banana related monstrosity Recently a message basically telling me he didn’t like my profile. Which baffled me. " Are you saying you don't like my banana fellatio pic?! Sad times 😭 | |||
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"I’ve had the dog one A shit one (actual shit, not just a poor message) About 8000 hey/hi/how you doin A banana related monstrosity Recently a message basically telling me he didn’t like my profile. Which baffled me. Are you saying you don't like my banana fellatio pic?! Sad times 😭" Oh. How I wish it was that tasteful 🤢 | |||
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"I’ve had the dog one A shit one (actual shit, not just a poor message) About 8000 hey/hi/how you doin A banana related monstrosity Recently a message basically telling me he didn’t like my profile. Which baffled me. Are you saying you don't like my banana fellatio pic?! Sad times 😭 Oh. How I wish it was that tasteful 🤢" Sharing is caring. Probably 😱😁 | |||
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"I was called a Big Ginger Prick on here .. I thought they were excellent at stating the obvious. "Haven't saw you around for ages | |||
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. That's called a blumpkin I learnt that on here
Number 55 on the list of "things I wish I didn't know" 😳
What's no.54?! "Munging. Also learned that one here. I do not encourage you to look it up | |||
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. That's called a blumpkin I learnt that on here
Number 55 on the list of "things I wish I didn't know" 😳
What's no.54?!
Munging. Also learned that one here. I do not encourage you to look it up "I know that one, unfortunately  | |||
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"The guy who wanted to give me all his money and his bank details as I watched him drown in a slurry pit "Think we've all had that one | |||
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"The guy who wanted to give me all his money and his bank details as I watched him drown in a slurry pit Think we've all had that one "I feel left out now  | |||
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"The guy who wanted to give me all his money and his bank details as I watched him drown in a slurry pit Think we've all had that one "Guess no-one ever took him up on his offer....though I've not seen him around for a while so who knows | |||
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"I was asked if I would consider giving someone a blow job while they took a 💩 I took a few days off fab after that. I was once asked to burst a balloon on his bellend as he came. " Now that is some super technical stuff. I'm more amazed and intrigued by how someone finds out that's what does it for them hahaha. | |||
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"The guy who wanted to give me all his money and his bank details as I watched him drown in a slurry pit Think we've all had that one
Guess no-one ever took him up on his offer....though I've not seen him around for a while so who knows "exactly, he went quiet so probly at the bottom of a slurry pit | |||
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" Are you saying you don't like my banana fellatio pic?! Sad times 😭" I love the banana fellatio pic. Fun, sexy AND tasty. What's not to like? | |||
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"The worst generally fall into three categories The long opening message of whatever fantasy they have about doing to me… really not sure why so many of them seem to involve vomit 🤮 The wannabe doms who seem to think consent is bypassed if they call themselves a dom. They almost always use the word Alpha somewhere in their bio or message too. Finally the ones who tell me I’m pretty but don’t fuck fat chicks so they’ll help me out with diet and fitness so I can mould myself into their ideals
"The first two don't surprise me, but the last? That's so offensive. | |||
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"i love bad or crap or abusive messages they are doing their own job of being filtered to my block list or deleted i dont moan about them id rather they show there true selfs than find out late ... so people dont change carry on as the real you as it makes fab so much easier "Good point. | |||
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"The ones you get at 2 am on a Saturday. Pure filth from the wankers who haven't scored that night" And when they realise you're not going to answer, they get desperate. So they message me despite their profile saying "straight" and not looking for Tgirls.
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"I just got one asking if I want their spunk. "At least a pint". "Now to be fair, I would have said yes to that ! | |||
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"Some lass said ‘my profile is so cringy it’s shocking’ 😳 I replied back ‘thank you for the wonderful feedback, stick around the best cringe bits are yet to come’ haha 😂😂. I think she’s my biggest fan 😁" I think it’s mildly amusing in a rather silly way, but is that your dog (in the picture with the can of ‘orange cider’, which I do find rather worrying!)? | |||
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"The worst generally fall into three categories The long opening message of whatever fantasy they have about doing to me… really not sure why so many of them seem to involve vomit 🤮 The wannabe doms who seem to think consent is bypassed if they call themselves a dom. They almost always use the word Alpha somewhere in their bio or message too. Finally the ones who tell me I’m pretty but don’t fuck fat chicks so they’ll help me out with diet and fitness so I can mould myself into their ideals
"Crumbs! I feel really guilty cos this is sooooo offensive it actually made me giggle ! I don’t know what to say ! But oh crumbs! | |||
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Apparently being a single guy on fab has one advantage, less shitty messages | |||
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"Anything I’ve gotten has been Anytime I ever mention Conor McGregor I get a wave of if Then it varies that I’m ugly/old/fat or the common “I’m not fooling anyone everyone can tell I’m not female”" Let me reassure you that you're not ugly, or old or fat. No idea who Conor McGregor is though.  | |||
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"The one from an 18 year old that just said "Mummy" Immediate block and delete 💜" I feel like Freud would have loved this place 😂😂😂 | |||
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"The one from an 18 year old that just said "Mummy" Immediate block and delete 💜" I get so many asking if I'll be their mum or stepmum. I guess it's slightly less pervybthan asking me to be their daughter, but slightly insulting they'd think I'm that much older than them. | |||
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"The ones where they've decided not to pay attention to the bio "I find that is the great majority! | |||
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"The guy who wanted to give me all his money and his bank details as I watched him drown in a slurry pit "I think everyone has had that one... Or the guy that wants to be thrown in a bin. | |||
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"The one from an 18 year old that just said "Mummy" Immediate block and delete 💜" Yes... Had a few of them. I usually say I've got one child, I don't want another one | |||
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"Some lass said ‘my profile is so cringy it’s shocking’ 😳 I replied back ‘thank you for the wonderful feedback, stick around the best cringe bits are yet to come’ haha 😂😂. I think she’s my biggest fan 😁 I think it’s mildly amusing in a rather silly way, but is that your dog (in the picture with the can of ‘orange cider’, which I do find rather worrying!)?" Nope it’s next door’s dog 🐶 I only borrow it for photoshoots and to bait milfs 😂 | |||
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"After reading this thread, now I know and understand why single males whom are genuine polite gentleman has got no chance on here except gym fit guy and that bbc dude haha , so socials and clubs is for me now. So all my messages are polite meet the criteria of the profile and I never send another message if no response from 1st what’s the point Well love to all the lovely people on here and don’t let a few bad apples don’t spoil this sexy fabulous orchard x" so true never ever been rough to any one and its hard to get a replay | |||
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"We’ve fortunately not really had any abusive messages but the most sinister one we’ve received was from a gentleman who’d used Google maps to successfully identify several locations in our pictures. From that he deduced a few areas in which we could possibly live and suggested “bumping into us”. We’d never spoken before and he didn’t have many pictures of himself so that was a bit unnerving. And that was the last time we posted any naughty outdoor pictures near to where we live haha. " Durdle Door, the Needles and Tower Bridge tend to be dangerous 'give aways'. | |||
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"Some lass said ‘my profile is so cringy it’s shocking’ 😳 I replied back ‘thank you for the wonderful feedback, stick around the best cringe bits are yet to come’ haha 😂😂. I think she’s my biggest fan 😁" You didn't consider changing it, then! | |||
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"Probably either getting told I need to lose 2 stone or someone wanting to cut my throat. " Omg that’s horrendous! You are fabulous
I was messaged by someone with a photo of a blurry face under a toilet seat, the message was very graphic and even sounded smelly | |||
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"Some lass said ‘my profile is so cringy it’s shocking’ 😳 I replied back ‘thank you for the wonderful feedback, stick around the best cringe bits are yet to come’ haha 😂😂. I think she’s my biggest fan 😁 I think it’s mildly amusing in a rather silly way, but is that your dog (in the picture with the can of ‘orange cider’, which I do find rather worrying!)? Nope it’s next door’s dog 🐶 I only borrow it for photoshoots and to bait milfs 😂"Oh well, dogs would work as bait for me!  | |||
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"Probably either getting told I need to lose 2 stone or someone wanting to cut my throat. Omg that’s horrendous! You are fabulous
I was messaged by someone with a photo of a blurry face under a toilet seat, the message was very graphic and even sounded smelly"I tried to imagine that message then wished I hadn’t | |||
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