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By *iddlesticks OP Man
27 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Do you find clown’s scary. There is something sinister isn’t there.

However as a kid I used to love Charlie Caroli at Blackpool tower circus. 👺🤡👺🤡

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By *luebell888Woman
27 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I find nuns scarier than clowns.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
27 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Absolutely terrifying. It’s really quite irrational.

My poor kids have never been to a circus

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
27 weeks ago

Birmingham

Nope.

One of my clients enjoys dressing as a clown. It's a weird fetish to have and really not as unusual as I thought it would be

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
27 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I find nuns scarier than clowns."

Ooh yes, especially those in the Blues Brothers, but not Jenny Agutter in call the midwife.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
27 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Nope.

One of my clients enjoys dressing as a clown. It's a weird fetish to have and really not as unusual as I thought it would be "

If it floats their boat I suppose it works.

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By *he love catsCouple
27 weeks ago

South Wales

Clowns, nuns, chickens it's all gravy 👍

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
27 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Clowns, nuns, chickens it's all gravy 👍"

Oh there’s a chicken or two I’m quite fond of.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
27 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Absolutely terrifying. It’s really quite irrational.

My poor kids have never been to a circus "

Is it irrational? I used to be scared of pigs, but I think that’s rational enough, especially if they knew how much I like bacon.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
27 weeks ago

Essex

I quite like clowns 🥰

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Creepy as fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"I quite like clowns 🥰"

I am thinking that Misty Manor is probably the home of a number of fearsome clowns, such at the one from 'It', or 'Clownhouse', or 'Poltergeist' and of course 'The Clown at Midnight'!

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By *olfandtazCouple
27 weeks ago

Bristol

Yep! Never trust a clown!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
27 weeks ago

Essex

"I quite like clowns 🥰

I am thinking that Misty Manor is probably the home of a number of fearsome clowns, such at the one from 'It', or 'Clownhouse', or 'Poltergeist' and of course 'The Clown at Midnight'!

You know me so well

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"I quite like clowns 🥰

I am thinking that Misty Manor is probably the home of a number of fearsome clowns, such at the one from 'It', or 'Clownhouse', or 'Poltergeist' and of course 'The Clown at Midnight'!

You know me so well

I would never venture out after dark, and don't tell Midnight about that last one or she will relive the nightmare

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By *offiaCoolWoman
27 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Coulrophilia

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
27 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

John Wayne gacy was...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I quite like clowns 🥰

I am thinking that Misty Manor is probably the home of a number of fearsome clowns, such at the one from 'It', or 'Clownhouse', or 'Poltergeist' and of course 'The Clown at Midnight'!

I've even stuck my nose in there

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By *ffervescentMan
27 weeks ago

winfrith

"Coulrophilia

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exactly it's a recognised phobia .

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
27 weeks ago

London

I'm scared of clowns in the same way I'm scared of spiders. They're fine as long as they stay on the ceiling.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
27 weeks ago

Manchester

They're scarier than they are funny.

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By *avexxMan
27 weeks ago

cheshire

im a full time clown slayer

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By *eavilMan
27 weeks ago

Stalybridge

More pathetic than scary.

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

My great aunt had a dark dingy formal dining room with a nasty surprise.

At certain points a cackle would come from a wall and water would be sprayed over an unsuspecting guest.

Imagine a cuckoo clock, but cackling and spraying water, and in the shape of a clown.

My youngest sibling was traumatised.

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By *edonisthenryMan
27 weeks ago

Cambridge

I watched a summary on Youtube of 'Chitty Bang Bang' from 1968. I'm glad I never saw it as a small child in the 1960s as the 'Child Catcher' would have given me nightmares. He had a large net and a hook!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
27 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Nope. I love clowns. Honk honk 🤡

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By *amanthabWoman
27 weeks ago

Somewhere

OMG no 🤡 🙈

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By *ickshawedCouple
27 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I've only seen one circus show, and that was earlier this year. The clown was absolutely brilliant. Not scary in the slightest, just very entertaining and funny

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By *ipsforlipsMan
27 weeks ago

Midlands

"I find nuns scarier than clowns."

Nuns are just evil - I went to a school ran by them ... "bad news"

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By *ripfillMan
27 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Clowns are not funny but evil reincarnated

They are scary the pranks and antics are there to lull you into believing they are funny sweet and “ happy” …. No they are Not

As for Nuns … black and white clowns - dangerous - my ex was moulded into evil by them

Thank you nuns …

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By *4bimMan
27 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"I find nuns scarier than clowns."

Yes. My first school was run by nuns and they use to beat the shit out of me daily.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
27 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Yes.

End of thread

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By *parkle1974Woman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

Nope, I love IT

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

In the words of hanibal lecter no they just taste funny

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By *amie HantsWoman
27 weeks ago

Atlantis

Yep

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By *hitney NeilWoman
27 weeks ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Nora likes a garden gnome

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Central

I cried when I first went to a circus because of them, preschool. I'm OK now

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By *uvery30Woman
27 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

They are the worse things ever.

Can't even watch them on tv they make me go funny ( not in a good way )

Kids never been to a circus not a chance and the music that comes with it. That is horrible

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By *he KakapoMan
27 weeks ago

A nice rock

In a circus no...

Standing at the foot of my bed when I wake in the middle of the night yes

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By *ddie1966Man
27 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Nope.

I actually find clowns quite sad. Hiding their true sadness behind a humorous mask.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
27 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Yes

And midget clowns are even worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Only the clowns on Fab.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
27 weeks ago

Essex

"My great aunt had a dark dingy formal dining room with a nasty surprise.

At certain points a cackle would come from a wall and water would be sprayed over an unsuspecting guest.

Imagine a cuckoo clock, but cackling and spraying water, and in the shape of a clown.

My youngest sibling was traumatised."

Oh my god. I need one of these in my life.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"My great aunt had a dark dingy formal dining room with a nasty surprise.

At certain points a cackle would come from a wall and water would be sprayed over an unsuspecting guest.

Imagine a cuckoo clock, but cackling and spraying water, and in the shape of a clown.

My youngest sibling was traumatised.

Oh my god. I need one of these in my life.

A traumatised youngest sibling?

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By *hrill CollinsMan
27 weeks ago

The Outer Rim

my advice is, if your ever attacked by a troupe of clowns ... go straight for the juggler

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
27 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Krusty the clown is a legend

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By *irty_little_blondeWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester

I hate clowns always have. They freak me out.

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By *dinson1983Man
27 weeks ago

Wakefield

Nope...

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
27 weeks ago

Home

Watch IT the original one and come back to me then

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By *pl83mfCouple
27 weeks ago

Montreal

Clowns? Oh hell no.

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By *anGuy4funMan
27 weeks ago

Belfast

They all float down here

- Ronald McDonald

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By *ighland couple 99Couple
27 weeks ago

Inverness

My man is terrified of them haha

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My great aunt had a dark dingy formal dining room with a nasty surprise.

At certain points a cackle would come from a wall and water would be sprayed over an unsuspecting guest.

Imagine a cuckoo clock, but cackling and spraying water, and in the shape of a clown.

My youngest sibling was traumatised.

Oh my god. I need one of these in my life.

A traumatised youngest sibling?

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By *ornucopiaMan
27 weeks ago

Bexley

Isn't that why they don't have a royal family in Japan or China?

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Belpre

They all float down here, the original pennywise the clown from the movie, "IT"

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By *oxychicWoman
27 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Only the one on IT

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
27 weeks ago

Newcastle

I wouldn’t say I have a fear of clowns but I do find them generally a bit sinister. I think it comes from seeing a clip of It when it was a child.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
27 weeks ago

somewhere

No, I think my brain just goes "oh it's a clown" and that's it, I don't think any further into it. It's like penny-wise from it (never seen the film but seen the posters etc) doesn't look scary to me.

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By *a LunaWoman
27 weeks ago

South Wales

Only the one in IT.

The rest? Not so much.

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By *erfHerder74Man
27 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Sometimes but I saw a few cute ones at Tower circus in Blackpool

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By *eneralKenobiMan
27 weeks ago

North Angus

I have a think for some female clowns

It’s one of my weirder things

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
27 weeks ago

Sunderland

I'd rather be stuck in a room with a honey badger than spent 30 seconds in the presence of a clown.

I'm not sure what I dislike more, clowns, people who dress as clowns or people who try and convince everyone else that clowns are fun

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I have a think for some female clowns

It’s one of my weirder things "
a female clown is a clunt... so I read.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
27 weeks ago

North Angus

"I have a think for some female clowns

It’s one of my weirder things a female clown is a clunt... so I read.

If they do tricks are they a stunt clunt?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I have a think for some female clowns

It’s one of my weirder things a female clown is a clunt... so I read.

If they do tricks are they a stunt clunt?

If, in addition, they're very forthright, then they're a blunt stunt clunt.

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