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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli

That's how many I need to rub ice over me, one for each limb, one for my back and bum, one for my chest and stomach and one for my head.

That should do it I reckon... No wait!! I need 8 ladies as I forgot my penis

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
16 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh can I take chest please 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago


"That's how many I need to rub ice over me, one for each limb, one for my back and bum, one for my chest and stomach and one for my head.

That should do it I reckon... No wait!! I need 8 ladies as I forgot my penis "

Surely 2 ladies would be required for the penis OP

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Oh can I take chest please 💜"

You can have the chest

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By *ellroseWoman
16 weeks ago

Brum

I’ll take your thighs

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"That's how many I need to rub ice over me, one for each limb, one for my back and bum, one for my chest and stomach and one for my head.

That should do it I reckon... No wait!! I need 8 ladies as I forgot my penis

Surely 2 ladies would be required for the penis OP "

Maybe one for the penis and one for the balls, I fear I may start coming across as a little greedy if I have two on my penis

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I’ll take your thighs "

Left or right?

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By *ellroseWoman
16 weeks ago

Brum


"I’ll take your thighs

Left or right? "

Both

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I’ll take your thighs

Left or right?

Both "

That means I've got to find something else for one of the others to do

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By *adambutterflyWoman
16 weeks ago

Nr Glasgow

I would be happy with your arms - either or! I've got a thing about manly forearms lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Think the limiting factor is the amount of names.

Absolutely nothing is worth getting their names wrong

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By *ellroseWoman
16 weeks ago

Brum


"I’ll take your thighs

Left or right?

Both

That means I've got to find something else for one of the others to do "

Neck ? As you only said your head 🤣

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I would be happy with your arms - either or! I've got a thing about manly forearms lol x "

Mine are very veiny

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Think the limiting factor is the amount of names.

Absolutely nothing is worth getting their names wrong "

I'd give them all worker names, I've thought this through

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By *ora the explorerWoman
16 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll have the penis Thankyou please

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I’ll take your thighs

Left or right?

Both

That means I've got to find something else for one of the others to do

Neck ? As you only said your head 🤣"

That's true, I might have to move you to logistics

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By *ellroseWoman
16 weeks ago

Brum


"I’ll take your thighs

Left or right?

Both

That means I've got to find something else for one of the others to do

Neck ? As you only said your head 🤣

That's true, I might have to move you to logistics "

Fine by me 😁

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I’ll have the penis Thankyou please "

I had a feeling you might want it

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I’ll take your thighs

Left or right?

Both

That means I've got to find something else for one of the others to do

Neck ? As you only said your head 🤣

That's true, I might have to move you to logistics

Fine by me 😁"

You're in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
16 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll have the penis Thankyou please

I had a feeling you might want it "

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By *till gameMan
16 weeks ago

two doors down


"I’ll have the penis Thankyou please

I had a feeling you might want it "

Are they singing “ mahna mahna “ at the same time ?

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By *adambutterflyWoman
16 weeks ago

Nr Glasgow


"I would be happy with your arms - either or! I've got a thing about manly forearms lol x

Mine are very veiny"

I noticed - that's the thing I like!!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
16 weeks ago

Southampton


"That's how many I need to rub ice over me, one for each limb, one for my back and bum, one for my chest and stomach and one for my head.

That should do it I reckon... No wait!! I need 8 ladies as I forgot my penis "

I'll do your penis

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By *eordieJeansCouple
16 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can I borrow one to walk on my back?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I’ll have the penis Thankyou please

I had a feeling you might want it

Are they singing “ mahna mahna “ at the same time ? "

I'm yet to have someone sing to me while playing with my body but I'm sure they can all get something going 😂

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I would be happy with your arms - either or! I've got a thing about manly forearms lol x

Mine are very veiny

I noticed - that's the thing I like!!"

I never liked them before, always roll sleeves up if wearing a shirt now

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"That's how many I need to rub ice over me, one for each limb, one for my back and bum, one for my chest and stomach and one for my head.

That should do it I reckon... No wait!! I need 8 ladies as I forgot my penis

I'll do your penis "

Nora is already on that 😂

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Can I borrow one to walk on my back?"

I can’t sub contract out I'm afraid

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By *adambutterflyWoman
16 weeks ago

Nr Glasgow


"I would be happy with your arms - either or! I've got a thing about manly forearms lol x

Mine are very veiny

I noticed - that's the thing I like!!

I never liked them before, always roll sleeves up if wearing a shirt now"

Don't hide them - they are sexy as fuck!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
16 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Can I borrow one to walk on my back?

I can’t sub contract out I'm afraid "

Sad times.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I would be happy with your arms - either or! I've got a thing about manly forearms lol x

Mine are very veiny

I noticed - that's the thing I like!!

I never liked them before, always roll sleeves up if wearing a shirt now

Don't hide them - they are sexy as fuck! "

Thank you very much 😁

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Can I borrow one to walk on my back?

I can’t sub contract out I'm afraid

Sad times."

If you go to the gym then I'm sure there's some guys that will help you out

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By *eordieJeansCouple
16 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Can I borrow one to walk on my back?

I can’t sub contract out I'm afraid

Sad times.

If you go to the gym then I'm sure there's some guys that will help you out"

I’m going in the next hour. Big Baz should do it for me. He’s a good guy.

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By *ilverfox for youMan
16 weeks ago

Hull

Don’t forget your ego !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West

Ice on your penis? Why, is it swollen?!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Can I borrow one to walk on my back?

I can’t sub contract out I'm afraid

Sad times.

If you go to the gym then I'm sure there's some guys that will help you out

I’m going in the next hour. Big Baz should do it for me. He’s a good guy."

I've only heard good things about him

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Don’t forget your ego !"

Nobody can reach that

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Ice on your penis? Why, is it swollen?! "

No it's just hot

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago


"Ice on your penis? Why, is it swollen?!

No it's just hot "

That's chlamydia for ya!

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By *ady LickWoman
16 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

Has anyone requested the bum yet? If not I volunteer, both cheeks thanks

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By *eyond PurityCouple
16 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"No wait!! I need 8 ladies as I forgot my penis "

Surely if you had ice on your penis, you'd soon lose the attention of lady #8 ?!

C

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West


"Ice on your penis? Why, is it swollen?!

No it's just hot "

Don't let the ice touch your pee-pee's skin. Ice can burn 😱

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Ice on your penis? Why, is it swollen?!

No it's just hot

That's chlamydia for ya! "

Isn't that meant to clear after you passed it around a bit?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Has anyone requested the bum yet? If not I volunteer, both cheeks thanks "

I'm quite partial to a bum rub, just stick to the cheeks please

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"No wait!! I need 8 ladies as I forgot my penis

Surely if you had ice on your penis, you'd soon lose the attention of lady #8 ?!

C"

She can warm it a little between cooling

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Ice on your penis? Why, is it swollen?!

No it's just hot

Don't let the ice touch your pee-pee's skin. Ice can burn 😱"

It's ok if put in mouth first, no that I tried it or anything

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By *ellroseWoman
16 weeks ago

Brum


"I’ll take your thighs

Left or right?

Both

That means I've got to find something else for one of the others to do

Neck ? As you only said your head 🤣

That's true, I might have to move you to logistics

Fine by me 😁

You're in "

I’m still having the thighs thou 🤣

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I’ll take your thighs

Left or right?

Both

That means I've got to find something else for one of the others to do

Neck ? As you only said your head 🤣

That's true, I might have to move you to logistics

Fine by me 😁

You're in

I’m still having the thighs thou 🤣"

You can multi task I'm sure 😂

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