FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Lie Detector 📠💋🔬💔

By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

Hi! Is a beautiful sunny day ☀️here plus,

I have new questions for you. 🦉

Last week, during the fantastic Manchester Lounge Social 😍 I noticed almost everybody was smoking. 🚬

I know, we were nervous 🫦😬to finally meet all the beautiful people we have been chatting for ages with.

But the fact is that we lied in our profile, maybe just a little” lie to maximise the chances 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🤥 …I guess 🤔

Yes, there are little and big lies here.

The question is:

Firstly, Why do we lie?

Secondly, Which ones do you thing are the usual FAB lies.

Wont meet smoker?

I could lick you for hours?

Nothing in return?

Straight?

Kiss me, liar 💋

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By *B69Woman
24 weeks ago

Wiltshire

The regular lie I have noticed is age and height and I understand their reasons for it, as long as they realise they can’t keep the lie going

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By *riar BelisseWoman
24 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Fab single is the one I'm most interested in

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I try to be as up front and honest as possible. I hope people I like do the same.

I can't say I've ever noticed if someone's profile says smoker or not. But then it's not something that matters to me 💜

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Edinburgh

That's an incredible profile pic!

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

Fab single is the one I'm most interested in

Hahaha right

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

No lies here.

Old, fat, questionable facial features, likes a social and a hot tub.

If that butters your bread, say hello

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By *erald 1999Man
24 weeks ago

carmarthen

Age and height which seems bizarre.....

If you do meet your height will be obvious age I suppose a few years is OK but why bother ?

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By *ookie46Woman
24 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m so honest I changed my height from 5ft 3 to 5ft 2 when the measurer at the gym told me I’d shrank 😜

No catfishing here

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

I don't lie in my profile. It's said I'm a smoker for quite some time.

What I have noticed is lots of people don't pay attention to it, don't notice it and then I have to point it out. Darn my boobs and voice for distracting people.

I don't mind if people lie about it on their profile, don't give enough fucks to be bothered. Unless they go on about how disgusting it is and lo behold they're a "social" smoker. Then I think for a second, you're a bit of a throbber and move on.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I think people are often generous when rounding up their birth year.

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By *he love catsCouple
24 weeks ago

South Wales

Our profile is 💯 legit.

The worst thing is people lying about their age. Just tell the truth then it's not a problem when you meet with someone.👍

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By *ackformore100Man
24 weeks ago

Tin town

"Hi! Is a beautiful sunny day ☀️here plus,

I have new questions for you. 🦉

Last week, during the fantastic Manchester Lounge Social 😍 I noticed almost everybody was smoking. 🚬

I know, we were nervous 🫦😬to finally meet all the beautiful people we have been chatting for ages with.

But the fact is that we lied in our profile, maybe just a little” lie to maximise the chances 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🤥 …I guess 🤔

Yes, there are little and big lies here.

The question is:

Firstly, Why do we lie?

Secondly, Which ones do you thing are the usual FAB lies.

Wont meet smoker?

I could lick you for hours?

Nothing in return?

Straight?

Kiss me, liar 💋

No bare back

Dont smoke

Tested regularly

Curvy

Athletic

Know what we want

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I find it odd behaviour when someone says they lied about their age. As in admit they are older in their message.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I find it odd behaviour when someone says they lied about their age. As in admit they are older in their message. "

At that point they're already past the filters for the age.

It does make an instant no for me though.

I especially like when their profile says one age, their message says another, and then they've clearly used their birth year in their username and it's definitely not equating to either 💜

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

No lies here darling OP.

I’m a dwarf pink haired smoker. And happy with it ♥️

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

"That's an incredible profile pic!"

Lier!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I think it’s interesting how many Fab people smoke. I hardly ever meet smokers in my day to day life. I think only two people I work with smoke. But at a Fab social, like Veronica says, there’s everyone heading outside for a cig. I wonder why that is?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"That's an incredible profile pic!

Lier!

It’s facts though.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
24 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"I think it’s interesting how many Fab people smoke. I hardly ever meet smokers in my day to day life. I think only two people I work with smoke. But at a Fab social, like Veronica says, there’s everyone heading outside for a cig. I wonder why that is?"

Group socials can be nerve-wracking until you relax into it and get settled. I had a cigarette at MLS and I haven't smoked for years and years. It was pretty gross tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Hi! Is a beautiful sunny day ☀️here plus,

I have new questions for you. 🦉

Last week, during the fantastic Manchester Lounge Social 😍 I noticed almost everybody was smoking. 🚬

I know, we were nervous 🫦😬to finally meet all the beautiful people we have been chatting for ages with.

But the fact is that we lied in our profile, maybe just a little” lie to maximise the chances 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🤥 …I guess 🤔

Yes, there are little and big lies here.

The question is:

Firstly, Why do we lie?

Secondly, Which ones do you thing are the usual FAB lies.

Wont meet smoker?

I could lick you for hours?

Nothing in return?

Straight?

Kiss me, liar 💋

People lie about licking for hours? I'd love the chance! Most women want to stop or fuck once they've cum... I'd love to keep going.

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By *rincess SasTV/TS
24 weeks ago

somewhere in the north

All my details are correct, except the minor reverse lie of smoking I actually packed in 10 years ago but put it on to try and put people off

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Hi! Is a beautiful sunny day ☀️here plus,

I have new questions for you. 🦉

Last week, during the fantastic Manchester Lounge Social 😍 I noticed almost everybody was smoking. 🚬

I know, we were nervous 🫦😬to finally meet all the beautiful people we have been chatting for ages with.

But the fact is that we lied in our profile, maybe just a little” lie to maximise the chances 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🤥 …I guess 🤔

Yes, there are little and big lies here.

The question is:

Firstly, Why do we lie?

Secondly, Which ones do you thing are the usual FAB lies.

Wont meet smoker?

I could lick you for hours?

Nothing in return?

Straight?

Kiss me, liar 💋

I think anything said that is definitely not true is a bit off.

That being said, I take age with a pinch of salt anyway. It's a given women are always 21 (+VAT) and I know some men will be flexible due to age brackets on here. The reality though is I've met some young 60+ people and "old before their time" younger people.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Our profile is 100% correct xx

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

"Hi! Is a beautiful sunny day ☀️here plus,

I have new questions for you. 🦉

Last week, during the fantastic Manchester Lounge Social 😍 I noticed almost everybody was smoking. 🚬

I know, we were nervous 🫦😬to finally meet all the beautiful people we have been chatting for ages with.

But the fact is that we lied in our profile, maybe just a little” lie to maximise the chances 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🤥 …I guess 🤔

Yes, there are little and big lies here.

The question is:

Firstly, Why do we lie?

Secondly, Which ones do you thing are the usual FAB lies.

Wont meet smoker?

I could lick you for hours?

Nothing in return?

Straight?

Kiss me, liar 💋

People lie about licking for hours? I'd love the chance! Most women want to stop or fuck once they've cum... I'd love to keep going.

Average, 5 minutes and they are done 😤 I have nothing but time ⏳🌋

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By *moothdickMan
24 weeks ago

stoke

Think the main answer to yr question is what u first pointed out, to maximise yr chances …

Has for the rest, there are just some ppl who lying is a second nature ..

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By *ortySwitchMan
24 weeks ago

london

"The regular lie I have noticed is age and height and I understand their reasons for it, as long as they realise they can’t keep the lie going "

This is one thing I never lie about. You can trust me when I tell you I’m 46 years tall and 6 foot 7 old!

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By *orthern BeardMan
24 weeks ago

Preston

‘I love giving head’

2 mins at best

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By *eordieJeansCouple
24 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Ours has one line in it and the only truth is our age

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By *viatrixWoman
24 weeks ago

Redhill

I love you too much- enough to overlook the fact that ypu smoke, OP. 😍😍😍

But yeah, people shouldn’t lie about smoking. No chance in hell I’ll be involved sexually with a smoker.

Maybe having been a passive smoker from pretty much birth till my mid-20s has something to do with it but it’s a habit I loathe and I hate the smell. Can smell it miles away so can’t be sexually involved with a smoker in any way, shape or form. #sorrynotsorry

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By *ark n kimCouple
24 weeks ago

Durham

All correct at the time of print.

And still is.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Hi! Is a beautiful sunny day ☀️here plus,

I have new questions for you. 🦉

Last week, during the fantastic Manchester Lounge Social 😍 I noticed almost everybody was smoking. 🚬

I know, we were nervous 🫦😬to finally meet all the beautiful people we have been chatting for ages with.

But the fact is that we lied in our profile, maybe just a little” lie to maximise the chances 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🤥 …I guess 🤔

Yes, there are little and big lies here.

The question is:

Firstly, Why do we lie?

Secondly, Which ones do you thing are the usual FAB lies.

Wont meet smoker?

I could lick you for hours?

Nothing in return?

Straight?

Kiss me, liar 💋

People lie about licking for hours? I'd love the chance! Most women want to stop or fuck once they've cum... I'd love to keep going.

Average, 5 minutes and they are done 😤 I have nothing but time ⏳🌋"

I'm just getting started at the 5 minute mark...

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By *viatrixWoman
24 weeks ago

Redhill

Re: Lying- I don’t on my profile. What’cha see is what’cha get….

Which is probably why I haven’t been getting any lately 🤭 🤭 🤭

I will prob just keep the photos from this year as they are the ones that truly represent the way I look at present.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"‘I love giving head’

2 mins at best "

Stop spoiling the ladies for the rest of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I love you too much- enough to overlook the fact that ypu smoke, OP. 😍😍😍

But yeah, people shouldn’t lie about smoking. No chance in hell I’ll be involved sexually with a smoker.

With you there, it's a deal breaker.

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By *aomilatteCouple
24 weeks ago

Midlands

We've spoke to a "non smoker" in a club who stunk of smoke

Someone had their 60th birthday party at a club but their profile said they were 42!

The hosts of a under 40s preference night are in their mid 40s, but have miraculously become younger and are now mid 30s

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

"I love you too much- enough to overlook the fact that ypu smoke, OP. 😍😍😍

But yeah, people shouldn’t lie about smoking. No chance in hell I’ll be involved sexually with a smoker.

Okay, that's the reason you took me to a Spa?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I think the biggest lie i experience is people lying about wanting to meet? Just people looking to chat, leading you on because they're bored

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

Our profile is honest.

People lie because they think it'll get them laid.

Most common lies are height, age, smoking status and use of very old/heavily edited pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Re: Lying- I don’t on my profile. What’cha see is what’cha get….

Which is probably why I haven’t been getting any lately 🤭 🤭 🤭

I will prob just keep the photos from this year as they are the ones that truly represent the way I look at present.

I can't see why you're not getting enough of the connection you seek. You're stunning and if the profile is authentically you then I'd certainly grab a social and see where it goes.

If only I wasn't 200 miles away. Maybe I'll just fly in to say hello.

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

"We've spoke to a "non smoker" in a club who stunk of smoke

Someone had their 60th birthday party at a club but their profile said they were 42!

The hosts of a under 40s preference night are in their mid 40s, but have miraculously become younger and are now mid 30s

Fab is Shangreela, a sort of Fountain of Youth 😆

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By *izandpaulCouple
24 weeks ago

merseyside

On a 121 meet the truth, within parameters, is important.

At a social group meetup, don't really care, we'll chat to anyone as long as they chat back.

We've met some people at socials, clubs and holidays who, from their profile, seem not to fit our bill but on face to face meeting, they are wonderful.

We'll done to all of you who actually meet and make the effort to attend.

The nervousness is part of the fun.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever

I lied I cannot accommodate. I can, but I don’t want to.

Unfortunately there’s no other options to choose from.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Biggest lie is in pictures. Not many of people I have met resembled their pics.

I don't mean they didn't choose to meet me in Starbucks wearing lingerie either.

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

Lots of people won't smoke at work. I don't. I don't like the way it clings to my clothes if I'm seeing clients. But... throw in alcohol, some nerves, a more relaxed atmosphere... lots of people smoke.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

There’s a huuuuge lie on my profile 🤣

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By *viatrixWoman
24 weeks ago

Redhill

"Re: Lying- I don’t on my profile. What’cha see is what’cha get….

Which is probably why I haven’t been getting any lately 🤭 🤭 🤭

I will prob just keep the photos from this year as they are the ones that truly represent the way I look at present.

I can't see why you're not getting enough of the connection you seek. You're stunning and if the profile is authentically you then I'd certainly grab a social and see where it goes.

If only I wasn't 200 miles away. Maybe I'll just fly in to say hello.

I get more than enough attention, I’m just toooooooo fussy for my own good. 🤭 🙊

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By *viatrixWoman
24 weeks ago

Redhill

"I love you too much- enough to overlook the fact that ypu smoke, OP. 😍😍😍

But yeah, people shouldn’t lie about smoking. No chance in hell I’ll be involved sexually with a smoker.

Okay, that's the reason you took me to a Spa?

LMAO

I licked them, so they’re mine. Remember that.

Plus, I’ve not seen you smoke… have I? Or I dont remember. Lo que el ojo no ve, el corazon no lo siente mi amor. ❤️ 🤭

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By *viatrixWoman
24 weeks ago

Redhill

"Biggest lie is in pictures. Not many of people I have met resembled their pics.

I don't mean they didn't choose to meet me in Starbucks wearing lingerie either."

This is very true. More often than not I don’t recognise people from their photos. At all. 🫣😳

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
24 weeks ago

your head

People lie about loads of stuff unfortunately. I've met a few people that said they didn't smoke only to find out they did. It doesn't bother me because I'm a smoker but I've never lied about it. I don't like people lying about their age, that bothers me. A couple of months or even a year out to not put their DOB on here, I get but when people lie about years, it's different.

I've never bothered lying on my profile as I don't see the point.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

My location says Glasgow, but that’s where I work (and meet, most times) rather than where I live.

I don’t think that’s a lie. But maybe some would consider it one.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

What’s the point in lying? When you meet up, the truth will out.

Thinking though, I suspect many aren't here to meet and therefore the lies don’t matter.

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By *a LunaWoman
24 weeks ago

South Wales

The only lies I’ve had are age related and I suspect partner related.

I’ve never lied about my height or fatness.

My photos might not always display my chub in unabashed glory, but I think it’s easy to see I’m a bit of a porker.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"The only lies I’ve had are age related and I suspect partner related.

I’ve never lied about my height or fatness.

My photos might not always display my chub in unabashed glory, but I think it’s easy to see I’m a bit of a porker."

Yep! I’ve just had a look. Porker? Behave. Lovely.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
24 weeks ago

East Sussex

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

At every social I've been to there's so many that say don't smoke & won't meet smokers sat smoking 😂

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

And age is another one, we had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting someone clearly 10+ years older than stated.

Mrs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
24 weeks ago

East Sussex

We lie about our name it isn't Mr and Mrs Nicecouple561, our location it is east Sussex but we're not specific, our actual date of birth it's the correct year but not the correct month and we lie by omission about our previous career.

Everyone lies and people who say they don't are liars.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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24 weeks ago

East Sussex

People lie because they feel the truth is unacceptable either to them or the person they're lying to.

The most common lie we've encountered is age

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
24 weeks ago

Wales

Some of the best chats I've had on a night out have been in the smoking area...that might have been because I can actually hear people speaking above the music

Maybe people are social smokers and there's no option for that.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
24 weeks ago

Stratford

I have to be deliberately mysterious and intriguing because it stops everyone wanting to have sex with me

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
24 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I’m so honest I changed my height from 5ft 3 to 5ft 2 when the measurer at the gym told me I’d shrank 😜

No catfishing here

How is life in deepest darkest Peru?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
24 weeks ago

Stratford

"I’m so honest I changed my height from 5ft 3 to 5ft 2 when the measurer at the gym told me I’d shrank 😜

No catfishing here

How is life in deepest darkest Peru?

You should know. You were with her last week.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
24 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Location probably. I’ve never been truthful with that. Nobody knows it.

I agree on the smoking thing. I’ve said before. Well over 50% of non smokers I’ve met on here actually smoke!

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

I've met men (I'm not looking for women, but the same will apply) who lied about age-some by a lot of years, height, body size-out of date pics, smoking, relationship status, and what they like to do to women/are looking for.

They do it so they don't get turned down.

I once set my age higher then lower, to throw people I knew personally off the scent, and found the higher age attracted more age play requests; which is why I went lower for a while.

I couldn't lie about anything else as I'd feel so embarrassed when I met someone.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
24 weeks ago

Newcastle

Age and height is the thing I have noticed but as long as it’s not a long way off it doesn’t bother me. I can understand why people do it.

I think mine is pretty honest. I may feel the need to chop a couple of years off as I get a bit older but I don’t see the need at the moment.

Having said this I’ve not read my profile in a while so i better go and check it out 😬

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By *ookie46Woman
24 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’m so honest I changed my height from 5ft 3 to 5ft 2 when the measurer at the gym told me I’d shrank 😜

No catfishing here

How is life in deepest darkest Peru?

Pretty hot! 😜

My location may be an actual little fib 😇

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By *ookie46Woman
24 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’m so honest I changed my height from 5ft 3 to 5ft 2 when the measurer at the gym told me I’d shrank 😜

No catfishing here

How is life in deepest darkest Peru?

You should know. You were with her last week.

She was a bad influence, she made me drink too much wine

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Location probably. I’ve never been truthful with that."

Wait, you mean Paradise isn’t really in Hertfordshire after all?

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

I don't tell people my exact location as I had an incident with someone trying to gain entry into my daughter's flat, after they followed me home.

Away from Fab-mostly FB dating I've told obvious scam artists some terrible lies, to see how long they'll hang around for until they realise I'm not giving them anything.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
24 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...

I don't lie, what's the point? I'd be a shit liar because I'd never remember what I'd lied about in the first place

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By *ustamanMan
24 weeks ago

weymouth

Probably location especially if it's a small area. Otherwise everything else is pointless as it'll just be found out anyway

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

I met someone once who had photos of him in the 80's on his profile.

He hadn't aged badly but was still nothing like the photos.

He had the cheek to say to me I'd have the perfect body if I got rid of the stomach 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I tell the truth. There is only 1 me. I'll stay true to that come what may. Authentically and unapologetically me.

Unfortunately I can't say same for others

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By *heGateKeeperMan
24 weeks ago

Stratford

"I’m so honest I changed my height from 5ft 3 to 5ft 2 when the measurer at the gym told me I’d shrank 😜

No catfishing here

How is life in deepest darkest Peru?

You should know. You were with her last week.

She was a bad influence, she made me drink too much wine

She tells me YOU’RE the bad influence

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm not really called Mocha 🫣

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

"I met someone once who had photos of him in the 80's on his profile.

He hadn't aged badly but was still nothing like the photos.

He had the cheek to say to me I'd have the perfect body if I got rid of the stomach 🤣"

Charming

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By *he love catsCouple
24 weeks ago

South Wales

"I met someone once who had photos of him in the 80's on his profile.

He hadn't aged badly but was still nothing like the photos.

He had the cheek to say to me I'd have the perfect body if I got rid of the stomach 🤣"

Cheeky 🤬

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By *hilloutMan
24 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Everything on my profile is accurate. My age, height, and how I am as a person. I most certainly look like my photos😁

I've set my profile to a different place to where I reside, but many people do that for a host of reasons.

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By *ookie46Woman
24 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’m so honest I changed my height from 5ft 3 to 5ft 2 when the measurer at the gym told me I’d shrank 😜

No catfishing here

How is life in deepest darkest Peru?

You should know. You were with her last week.

She was a bad influence, she made me drink too much wine

She tells me YOU’RE the bad influence

All lies, just forget youve seen me down shots

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
24 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I’m so honest I changed my height from 5ft 3 to 5ft 2 when the measurer at the gym told me I’d shrank 😜

No catfishing here

How is life in deepest darkest Peru?

Pretty hot! 😜

My location may be an actual little fib 😇"

I like hot places…can I come visit?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
24 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Location probably. I’ve never been truthful with that.

Wait, you mean Paradise isn’t really in Hertfordshire after all?"

Yes it is! Paradise park

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
24 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I’m so honest I changed my height from 5ft 3 to 5ft 2 when the measurer at the gym told me I’d shrank 😜

No catfishing here

How is life in deepest darkest Peru?

You should know. You were with her last week.

She was a bad influence, she made me drink too much wine

She tells me YOU’RE the bad influence

All lies, just forget youve seen me down shots

You may be the older one but definitely not the more sensible one 😄

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By *WANDTGCouple
24 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

The age thing , all of a sudden they're adding years on to try and get a meet with us!

We don't have anything to hide on here so there's no need to lie. Yes I'm 57 still doing manual construction work and I sometimes feel it ! Partner is 60 and in my opinion looks great .

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By *issmorganWoman
24 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I've seen lots of "non smokers" here who have pics of them with cigs in hands/mouth. So that's deffo a common lie..

Fab single and straight are probably the other 2 biggest lies on here, along with lowering your age to get round filters.

The only lie on my profile is my age, it's set a few weeks older than I am. It will match my actual age in the next couple of weeks.

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By *issmorganWoman
24 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Sadly people will bend truths so that they can try and get meets, with those who wouldn't meet them if they were honest.

No matter how small people think the lies may be, my trust in them gets much smaller when I've found a lie.

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
24 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

My profile/phots is completely genuine and I haven't lied.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
24 weeks ago

midlands

Seen a profile with Karl Pilkingtons pic on it.

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

"Seen a profile with Karl Pilkingtons pic on it.

I have seen the same photos’s guy under different names, professions and ages. He got suspended by adm every time and rose again, like a phoenix from the ashes under a new identity to send me the same crass msg.

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By *etmebeinurefantasiesMan
24 weeks ago

witney

Just be honest, open and truthful it's so much easier. Lying or bullshitting takes way to much memory power. Telling the truth you don't have to remember anything.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
24 weeks ago

Castlebar

Lots of people say they are the best kisser...

Although not a lie, it's very subjective and I would never say that to someone just because someone had said it to me.

Lying by omission also...is that an actual lie?

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By *rHotNottsMan
24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t hide it, I know many of the women smoke anyway and it’s never stopped me meeting others even non-smokers.

The lies I observe most on here - being single/available, age, smoking, no tattoo's.

If you lie about the little things I imagine you lie about much bigger things. For several months of the year my age is out by one because I don’t want fab knowing my star sign

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By *affron40Woman
24 weeks ago

manchester

I don’t understand what the point of any lie is on here… if you’re going to socialise people are going to see anyway. I am what I say on the tin. I like things simple and transparent.

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By *aytime78Man
24 weeks ago

Aylesbury

"Hi! Is a beautiful sunny day ☀️here plus,

I have new questions for you. 🦉

Last week, during the fantastic Manchester Lounge Social 😍 I noticed almost everybody was smoking. 🚬

puff puff pass

I know, we were nervous 🫦😬to finally meet all the beautiful people we have been chatting for ages with.

But the fact is that we lied in our profile, maybe just a little” lie to maximise the chances 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🤥 …I guess 🤔

Yes, there are little and big lies here.

The question is:

Firstly, Why do we lie?

Secondly, Which ones do you thing are the usual FAB lies.

Wont meet smoker?

I could lick you for hours?

Nothing in return?

Straight?

Kiss me, liar 💋

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I put my actual date of birth on here.

My height is real when I’m shoeless. I’m never that short and most people comment on my height when they meet me. Shoes of course, so not a lie.

My body type is accurate. My pictures too.

My real name is technically not Bella. There are few people in real life that know me as anything other than Bella though. I’ve gone by Bella more than 3/4 of my life.

My one lie, my hair is naturally curly and I show photos with my hair straight. Unless you’re swimming with me or we get caught in a surprise rainstorm you’d never know.

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By *acktopervMan
24 weeks ago

Stourport-On-Severn

As a single guy on FAB the 3 FAB lies i hate the most are SINGLE, when in fact you are married. NON smoker, when in fact you smoke like chimney and SAFE sex when it's not at all.

As it happens, i'm single, smoke and do safe or bare.

The point is, all 3 are on my profile......................but who reads profiles..............even couples don't bother.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I don’t understand what the point of any lie is on here… if you’re going to socialise people are going to see anyway. I am what I say on the tin. I like things simple and transparent."

I agree. Particularly regarding my earlier comment. Why show pics that are clearly 10 years old, being curvy then turn up at Starbucks, old and like you've just hoovered up all their cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I don’t understand what the point of any lie is on here… if you’re going to socialise people are going to see anyway. I am what I say on the tin. I like things simple and transparent.

I agree. Particularly regarding my earlier comment. Why show pics that are clearly 10 years old, being curvy then turn up at Starbucks, old and like you've just hoovered up all their cakes. "

I try to understand why someone would do this.

On one hand, I say ffs they have some balls! Big, big balls! Tot see another person face to face knowing you’re not who you presented. How can they not feel embarrassed?

On another, I think they lack respect and just assume if I got them this far, they’ll stay. That’s just wrong. Deceitfully “winning” people is a great loss.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I don’t understand what the point of any lie is on here… if you’re going to socialise people are going to see anyway. I am what I say on the tin. I like things simple and transparent.

I agree. Particularly regarding my earlier comment. Why show pics that are clearly 10 years old, being curvy then turn up at Starbucks, old and like you've just hoovered up all their cakes.

I try to understand why someone would do this.

On one hand, I say ffs they have some balls! Big, big balls! Tot see another person face to face knowing you’re not who you presented. How can they not feel embarrassed?

On another, I think they lack respect and just assume if I got them this far, they’ll stay. That’s just wrong. Deceitfully “winning” people is a great loss. "

"On another, I think they lack respect and just assume if I got them this far, they’ll stay"

I think it's this Bella. Throw in a low cut top and they think that counts. Fine if you aren't particularly fussy and don't thrive off interesting chat and intellect I guess.

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By *NMMaleMan
24 weeks ago

Bewdley

Reply to forum post "Fab Lie Detector 📠💋🔬💔"

All of mine are true but can understand why people put straight and have been tempted as I’m mostly attracted to women.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I think it's this Bella. Throw in a low cut top and they think that counts. Fine if you aren't particularly fussy and don't thrive off interesting chat and intellect I guess.

I don’t think it’s only women doing this though. What do low cut tops on men do to women? Am I missing out? 😜

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By *astle321Man
24 weeks ago

pershore

It doesn't matter to me one way or another but I'm always surprised at the number of people on here who say that they don't drink at all. It seems over half post this Yet according to statistics 85% of over 55-year-olds drink regularly.

Of course the obvious conclusion is that if I am with somebody who says they don't drink they are in with a good chance of seeing some action !!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

"I don’t understand what the point of any lie is on here… if you’re going to socialise people are going to see anyway. I am what I say on the tin. I like things simple and transparent.

I agree. Particularly regarding my earlier comment. Why show pics that are clearly 10 years old, being curvy then turn up at Starbucks, old and like you've just hoovered up all their cakes. "

The deceit bit is understandable but maybe less of the body shaming? Just a thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"It doesn't matter to me one way or another but I'm always surprised at the number of people on here who say that they don't drink at all. It seems over half post this Yet according to statistics 85% of over 55-year-olds drink regularly.

Of course the obvious conclusion is that if I am with somebody who says they don't drink they are in with a good chance of seeing some action !!

Oh, that’s my lie!

I say I’m a non drinker. It’s not that I’m a teetotaller, I just rarely drink. I have had one drink this year.

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By *ffervescentMan
24 weeks ago

winfrith

I never lie .

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By *eyond PurityCouple
24 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Our location isn’t exact - several miles difference.

The smoking thing is annoying - we don’t meet smokers but then you’ll get social smokers or people who vape who will say they are none smokers.

It’s not only the smell and taste, it’s that they spend most of their time outside, so you can’t get to chat to them.

A social we went to a few months ago, we arranged to meet a couple there who we were excited about. They spend most of the night outside vaping so we couldn’t even get a chat going.

Oh and ‘single people’ not stating on their profile they have a partner. I appreciate people who do mention it in their profile as you can choose whether to engage then - the ones who don’t and then tell you in chats once they have their foot in the door is annoying!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I think it's this Bella. Throw in a low cut top and they think that counts. Fine if you aren't particularly fussy and don't thrive off interesting chat and intellect I guess.

I don’t think it’s only women doing this though. What do low cut tops on men do to women? Am I missing out? 😜 "

Did you not watch 'Fame' back on the day?

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By *onaghanMaanMan
24 weeks ago

Louth

The vast majority of people lie on Fab, even its just a little white lie

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

If someone is splitting hairs and scrutinising other people to the nth degree, that may say more about them than the other person.

It's quite interesting watching people watch people. 😏

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I also noticed some ladies were smoking hot! 🔥

😏

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
24 weeks ago

Tamworth

My profile reflects me as I am now. Photos are all current to the date they were posted. Age, height and location are as stated. I don’t smoke. As I’m squidgier than I was when I first created my current profile I’ve changed to curvy in the description.

You like me as I am or you find someone who is a better fit. After all, the me I am is the me who will turn up on the day!

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By *issBehavexxxWoman
24 weeks ago

essex

I’ve been honest in my profile the one that gets me is height, I’ve had a few where they’re not as tall as they say, I turned up before expecting to meet a 6 foot guy and they’ve actually shorter than me.

Also what people are looking for be honest if you’re looking to fuck your way through the site tell me rather than say you’re looking for regular and exclusive

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

"If someone is splitting hairs and scrutinising other people to the nth degree, that may say more about them than the other person.

It's quite interesting watching people watch people. 😏"

Sexiest thing you've ever posted.

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By *urry BlokeMan
24 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Whilst many don't post direct lies on their profile, quite often what a profile doesn't say is the most telling

Does omission equate to lies?

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By *rJandMrsJCouple
24 weeks ago

Hyde

So we're currently lying

It says Mr and Mrs. Technically, we're not until October this year. But hey, that's alright, right? Haha.

The other thing I'm slightly concerned about is the amount of lies about smokers and non smokers.

Mrs has Asthma and the strong smell of smoke sets it off. So we unfortunately don't meet smokers for that reason. Can't imagine Mrs J finding it a turn on trying to suck a cock or fucking whilst coughing her guts up, for her or the other person.

Apart from that... our profile is 100% true.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

"Whilst many don't post direct lies on their profile, quite often what a profile doesn't say is the most telling

Does omission equate to lies? "

Depends on what the omission is, probably. We omit our specific location but that's a safety decision. Despite not giving out our address, we had someone turn up one evening at our old house and refused to leave. We were at home with our child. We ARE in the NW of England. So not a lie, but we have omitted the specifics.

Other omissions might be more relevant.

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By *rJandMrsJCouple
24 weeks ago

Hyde

Oh, that’s my lie!

I say I’m a non drinker. It’s not that I’m a teetotaller, I just rarely drink. I have had one drink this year. "

I think I've had two kopperbergs this year. That was with ice when it was boiling. Haha. Don't drink much myself really apart from that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Tbh i didn't notice anyone smoking at MLS, but i didn't go outside, so probably just totally oblivious

My age is wrong (I'm actually younger by 6 months in real life) and my location is also wrong

If someone says they saw me i ask which bar and then agree it was me

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By *viatrixWoman
24 weeks ago

Redhill

I am a big liar, just realised.

My real name is not Alice.

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"If someone is splitting hairs and scrutinising other people to the nth degree, that may say more about them than the other person.

It's quite interesting watching people watch people. 😏

Sexiest thing you've ever posted. "

You've read them all?

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By *urry BlokeMan
24 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Oh, that’s my lie!

I say I’m a non drinker. It’s not that I’m a teetotaller, I just rarely drink. I have had one drink this year.

I think I've had two kopperbergs this year. That was with ice when it was boiling. Haha. Don't drink much myself really apart from that haha"

Same boat

I do drink, but very rarely and never enough to get d*unk

I like to be sober and I like my meets to be sober

I don't like the smell or taste of alcohol on someones breath

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I also noticed some ladies were smoking hot! 🔥😏"

Smoooooth, Woody.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I also noticed some ladies were smoking hot! 🔥😏

Smoooooth, Woody."

He also did his private flirting upstairs in the deserted bar on the comfy sofas

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By *rPunxMan
24 weeks ago

Hull

Yeah lying about age, height etc is pointless, your going to get caught out. I can totally understand why some people lie about personal stuff like real name and location.(that's just being cautious of all the weirdos out there). My problem is that I have probably been too honest. So from now on I'm really 6'2", gym fit, non smoking and somewhere between 30-45 .... honest

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

My profile is truthful. What you see is what you get. No airs or graces. Just an average bloke looking to have fun and make friends. Might not be young or slim but a 100% real.

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I made a gross mistake when I first joined. I told the truth about everything. Wrongly thinking everyone would be as authentic, honest, lean in to and be open.

Fuck was I wrong. the number of fake names, fake heights, fake intent, etc.. I swear being honest here many times has put me at a disadvantage.

However, I feel now it’s not only a great filter, but helps differentiate me. I might not speak to many privately, but honesty appears to be at great ‘quality’ filter.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"He also did his private flirting upstairs in the deserted bar on the comfy sofas

That’s funny, because at the last MLS I did my flirting downstairs in the civilised bar and not in the ‘private function’ MLS one.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed. "

Did you visit it Mr Idol

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"He also did his private flirting upstairs in the deserted bar on the comfy sofas

That’s funny, because at the last MLS I did my flirting downstairs in the civilised bar and not in the ‘private function’ MLS one.

See I'm learning all these tricks and tips!

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By *rHotNottsMan
24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed. "

It’s the same at clubs. Often better outside in the smoking area than inside for getting to know people

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

It’s the same at clubs. Often better outside in the smoking area than inside for getting to know people "

Something I personally find frustrating, because oftentimes, it's incredibly difficult to keep going in/out of a venue. Sometimes, it's very, very difficult to go in/out and once you're in, you're in for the duration. I find I miss out on lots of opportunities for quieter conversations or time to get out of loud noise.

I've never ever smoked in my life, so I don't want to go out for that either.

Ah well.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"That’s funny, because at the last MLS I did my flirting downstairs in the civilised bar and not in the ‘private function’ MLS one.

Successful I hope?

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

"He also did his private flirting upstairs in the deserted bar on the comfy sofas

That’s funny, because at the last MLS I did my flirting downstairs in the civilised bar and not in the ‘private function’ MLS one.

You're such a mantart Rosie.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Successful I hope?

Nudge nudge, wink wink.

In all seriousness though, I find the big socials to be a bit of a blur of noise and laughter and quick chats. Lovely though that is, It’s good to take a minute and an opportunity for a proper conversation sometimes. And sometimes that means nipping outside, or downstairs, or next-door.

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

Did you visit it Mr Idol

I did, but you were too busy calling Job Beans "Daddy" so I probably slipped under the radar

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By *vaRose43Woman
24 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

My profile is honest, and blunt (too blunt I’ve been told).

Although…. There is one lie. My name isn’t Eva

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

Did you visit it Mr Idol

I did, but you were too busy calling Job Beans "Daddy" so I probably slipped under the radar"

Willy, your pic profile!. Horse “Rising” Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

It’s the same at clubs. Often better outside in the smoking area than inside for getting to know people

I've never ever smoked in my life, so I don't want to go out for that either.

Ah well."

I was very thankful there was no freaking fire

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

Did you visit it Mr Idol

I did, but you were too busy calling Job Beans "Daddy" so I probably slipped under the radar"

it was that slutty Meli corrupting him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

It’s the same at clubs. Often better outside in the smoking area than inside for getting to know people

I've never ever smoked in my life, so I don't want to go out for that either.

Ah well.

I was very thankful there was no freaking fire

I'm pleased about that in 99.9% of buildings I go in, everywhere, because hardly any are free access in/out. Most buildings involve lifts (that don't work in fires) or waiting for manual ramps etc.

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

Did you visit it Mr Idol

I did, but you were too busy calling Job Beans "Daddy" so I probably slipped under the radar

Willy, your pic profile!. Horse “Rising” Hahaha

I might see if Mrs TMN will allow it as Olympic showjumping

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
24 weeks ago

Wirral.

My profile is honest, from what I'm looking for to my age and accurate, up to date photos of me.

I've seen a fair few folk at group socials that are shorter or older than they state.

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

"My profile is honest, from what I'm looking for to my age and accurate, up to date photos of me.

I've seen a fair few folk at group socials that are shorter or older than they state. "

This is shocking!!

Name names, Red

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

"There’s a huuuuge lie on my profile 🤣"

It’s all honest again

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

Did you visit it Mr Idol

I did, but you were too busy calling Job Beans "Daddy" so I probably slipped under the radar

it was that slutty Meli corrupting him

Aherm. Pot kettle you delicious woman.

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By *4bimMan
24 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

people lie for an advantage.

they want to be or seem better than those around them. stand out more.

fab is no different from a single male point of view.

some have truncheons for a penis and some have muscles on top of muscles.

in every walk of life including employment people lie to get ahead. even tell lies about someone to gain favour.

the internet has made people become more extreme for likes. to be valued, wanted etc.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
24 weeks ago

Wirral.

"My profile is honest, from what I'm looking for to my age and accurate, up to date photos of me.

I've seen a fair few folk at group socials that are shorter or older than they state.

This is shocking!!

Name names, Red"

Couldn't possibly, Willy

I'll just use the oft-quoted FAB maxim "They know who they are"

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By *ffervescentMan
24 weeks ago

winfrith

I never lie .

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

It’s the same at clubs. Often better outside in the smoking area than inside for getting to know people

I've never ever smoked in my life, so I don't want to go out for that either.

Ah well.

I was very thankful there was no freaking fire

I'm pleased about that in 99.9% of buildings I go in, everywhere, because hardly any are free access in/out. Most buildings involve lifts (that don't work in fires) or waiting for manual ramps etc."

Yeah i can bloody imagine!! Are you feeling better?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I think it may be because it's an easy excuse to chat to someone 1 to 1 or in a quieter environment. The smoking area is always a social one and people tend to be more relaxed.

Did you visit it Mr Idol

I did, but you were too busy calling Job Beans "Daddy" so I probably slipped under the radar

it was that slutty Meli corrupting him

Aherm. Pot kettle you delicious woman.

😈😈

Let's take one each next time

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By *cflirtyMan
24 weeks ago

Hampshire

Honestly.. why? Unless you never have any intentions of meeting anyone! Lies always come out so don't bother.... yes I'm in my 60s I am 5'10"tall and carry a few extra pounds.. I'm never going to hide these facts so wy be a knob!

Oh that's average too

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

Ends

‘I don’t meet younger guys’

Then bam I’m inside her

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

‘I don’t meet married guys’

Then bam I’m inside her

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24 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

‘I don’t meet guys’

Then bam he's inside me

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By *ony MannMan
24 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

My lie is my location, its a few miles out.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"‘I don’t meet guys’ Then bam he's inside me"

I’m shocked Midders. Shocked, I tell you.

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

"‘I don’t meet guys’

Then bam he's inside me"

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

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"‘I don’t meet married guys’

Then bam I’m inside her"

They secretly love married guys but they slag them off on the threads. They’re so see through

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

Ends

"‘I don’t meet guys’

Then bam he's inside me"
🥱

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"‘I don’t meet married guys’

Then bam I’m inside her

They secretly love married guys but they slag them off on the threads. They’re so see through "

Amen.

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

"‘I don’t meet guys’ Then bam he's inside me

I’m shocked Midders. Shocked, I tell you."

I don't feel slightly engaged in this conversation. X

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I don’t meet guys

Then bam…..

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I don't feel slightly engaged in this conversation. X "

Come join me & Midnight. Maybe I can be inside both of you.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
24 weeks ago

Newmill

What you see is what you get with me. My age is really 39. My height is really 5'7". My photos are really me, and pretty much all from this year. I really don't smoke. About the only thing that isn't entirely accurate is that my actual location is like 5 minutes down the road from where the profile says. :P

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

But…but…I really AM an extraterrestrial from Mars….. 😇

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By *eronicaExplorer OP Woman
24 weeks ago

London

"But…but…I really AM an extraterrestrial from Mars….. 😇"

You are, you really are

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By *ane Doe1000Woman
24 weeks ago

Luton

My profile says that I smoke and I get lots of messages from men who say they won’t meet smokers - when I point this out most come back and say that they don’t mind - except for one who sent me a very nasty message about kissing an ashtray ( do idea what made him think I’d snog him).

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