FabSwingers.com forum: Funny reasons to leave the neighbours alone?

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
17 weeks ago

Central

Despite them being smoking hot, what funny reasons are there to leave your neighbours alone? Prize for the best

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By *opinovMan
17 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Their house is on fire.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
17 weeks ago

Central

Slow night ...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
16 weeks ago

East Sussex

They've slapped a restraining order on me.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
16 weeks ago

Essex

I live next door to a cemetery

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By *ddie1966Man
16 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

They're vampires (honestly, I swear to God they sleep in coffins during the daylight hours!)

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
16 weeks ago

Central

"They're vampires (honestly, I swear to God they sleep in coffins during the daylight hours!)"

But smoking hot in the daytime! Good for a darkroom shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"I live next door to a cemetery "

Hahaha, surely this is the winner ? xx

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
16 weeks ago

Central

If a large number of people visit but never leave the property, especially if ground works are underway

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By *a LunaWoman
16 weeks ago

South Wales

They can’t park for toffee.

No, really, they can’t. If they were a cruise ship they’d have to get a tender to the Kerb.

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By *nnCeeWoman
16 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"They can’t park for toffee.

No, really, they can’t. If they were a cruise ship they’d have to get a tender to the Kerb.

Do you live where I do?!

(Just to clarify - I can park, the other tw@ts are incapable)

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By *angero3aMan
16 weeks ago

swords

would love to shag a few or them

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
16 weeks ago

Central

"would love to shag a few or them "

Your reasons not to?

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By *ansoffateMan
16 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

She's told you that her partner gets jealous and thinks she's having an affair with you.

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By *ad NannaWoman
16 weeks ago

East London

The wife can 'av it' and I'm weak, and a coward.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I live next door to a cemetery

Hahaha, surely this is the winner ? xx"

I thought that too.

I'm trying to top it with .....

I live next door to the abattoir !

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

They murder and eat anyone who knocks on their door?

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