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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Yesterday I learned how to walk backwards confidently on a balance beam without looking. As someone who was only given the BAGA4 out of pity this was pretty awesome.

What new tricks have you learned recently?

J

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I haven't learned a new trick in a long time.

I should work on that 💜

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

11 weeks ago

East Sussex

Nothing as impressive as that.

I've been promising myself that I'd learn all the functions on my sewing machine, I might just do that!

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By *illan-KillashMan
11 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Yesterday I learned how to walk backwards confidently on a balance beam without looking. As someone who was only given the BAGA4 out of pity this was pretty awesome.

What new tricks have you learned recently?

J"

If you can walk backwards on a balance beam, you can Tango.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
11 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I’m trying to redesign my golf swing with some professional help after 30 odd years of doing it my way… it ain’t easy.

The temptation to just revert is overwhelming when I’m nobbing it off the tee with my new grip and stance

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I’m trying to redesign my golf swing with some professional help after 30 odd years of doing it my way… it ain’t easy.

The temptation to just revert is overwhelming when I’m nobbing it off the tee with my new grip and stance "

I think that re-learning is probably harder than learning for the first time. Hope you get there!

Also something something wood something hole something 😈

J

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By *ixon CiderMan
11 weeks ago

Birmingham

I learnt i can selfsuck, pretty gay if you ask me

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I haven't learned a new trick in a long time.

I should work on that 💜"

I was honestly giddy with delight. I am an awkward klutz so this was so happy-making!

J

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

snort whizz without crying!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Nothing as impressive as that.

I've been promising myself that I'd learn all the functions on my sewing machine, I might just do that!"

Even if it's just one it's something new and hopefully useful! 🎉

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Yesterday I learned how to walk backwards confidently on a balance beam without looking. As someone who was only given the BAGA4 out of pity this was pretty awesome.

What new tricks have you learned recently?

J

If you can walk backwards on a balance beam, you can Tango. "

Instantly reminded me of Dodgeball. If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball! 😂

I feel like backwards in heels is a step too far!

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I learnt i can selfsuck, pretty gay if you ask me "

Only if using your hand for a wank is also gay. 🤭

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"snort whizz without crying! "

Ummm. Well done?

J

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central


"I learnt i can selfsuck, pretty gay if you ask me "

No more gay than wanking your cock

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex

I’m learning to let go. Lose some control.

Terrifying. But so far nothing bad has happened.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I’m learning to let go. Lose some control.

Terrifying. But so far nothing bad has happened."

Definitely terrifying! 😱 Hope you find that sweet spot of balance. 🥰

J

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"I’m learning to let go. Lose some control.

Terrifying. But so far nothing bad has happened.

Definitely terrifying! 😱 Hope you find that sweet spot of balance. 🥰

J"

A tricky balance for me…. I’m all or nothing. Zero impulse control.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"I’m learning to let go. Lose some control.

Terrifying. But so far nothing bad has happened."

You were still clinging to the ground last time I saw you ..... good effort Misty..

I'm just rearranging your wardrobes.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
11 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

I've learned ummmmmmmmmm fuck all ....

uhmmmmmmm a new skill , lemme seeeeeee

Oh yeah I can make a passable seagull noise that annoys the seagulls

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By *rHotNottsMan
11 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I learned to make prawn toast on Friday

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By *iscombobulated LibertineMan
11 weeks ago

london

I've recently started to learn that I couldn't give a monkeys arse for what others think of me....difficult lessons but getting to being exam ready!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

I learned I'm a sucker for a sob story & I've issues saying no.

I actually already new that, I've learned nothing new recently, I need to rectify this.

Mrs

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By *midnight-Woman
11 weeks ago

...

I've learnt that you don't need to bring your knitting for FFM's 😈😈😈

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
11 weeks ago

Essex


"I’m learning to let go. Lose some control.

Terrifying. But so far nothing bad has happened.

You were still clinging to the ground last time I saw you ..... good effort Misty..

I'm just rearranging your wardrobes."

Next skill I need to learn is decrypting stuff….

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By *ell GwynnWoman
11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Oh, lemme see....

I learned how to use the new washing machine

I need to find something to learn that's just as exciting as your new skill, J.

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By *ealitybitesMan
11 weeks ago

Belfast

I learned to type and take pics using human filters so I created a fab profile.

Not bad for an old Labrador 🐾🐶

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I've learned ummmmmmmmmm fuck all ....

uhmmmmmmm a new skill , lemme seeeeeee

Oh yeah I can make a passable seagull noise that annoys the seagulls "

Well done. This is an excellent new skill. How do you know that it annoys them though?

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I learned to make prawn toast on Friday "

I blumming love prawn toast. Is it a faff?

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I've recently started to learn that I couldn't give a monkeys arse for what others think of me....difficult lessons but getting to being exam ready!"

Not sure I'm quite there yet. Kudos.

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I learned I'm a sucker for a sob story & I've issues saying no.

I actually already new that, I've learned nothing new recently, I need to rectify this.

Mrs "

You do! I can't wait to hear what you decide 🤩

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I've learnt that you don't need to bring your knitting for FFM's 😈😈😈"

You don't? This explains a lot. In particular why the WI asked me not to darken their doors again. 😬😭

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Oh, lemme see....

I learned how to use the new washing machine

I need to find something to learn that's just as exciting as your new skill, J."

At least it's something new Nell. But a fizzy exciting skill should definitely be next! 🤩

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I learned to type and take pics using human filters so I created a fab profile.

Not bad for an old Labrador 🐾🐶"

Such a good boy. ❤️🐕

J

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
11 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm.just an old dog 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm.just an old dog 🤣🤣🤣"

None of that self-deprecation here please! 😘

J

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By *inkShyWoman
11 weeks ago

near Windsor

Not a trick as such but I've just learned how to administer insulin injections for someone.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
11 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm.just an old dog 🤣🤣🤣

None of that self-deprecation here please! 😘

J"

Sorry ! It's my default setting! X

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Today I went to a juggling class......brilliant fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"Not a trick as such but I've just learned how to administer insulin injections for someone. "

That’s an invaluable skill?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
10 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"I’m learning to let go. Lose some control.

Terrifying. But so far nothing bad has happened.

You were still clinging to the ground last time I saw you ..... good effort Misty..

I'm just rearranging your wardrobes.

Next skill I need to learn is decrypting stuff….

"

and then after that learn how to not make self doubt your default ( maybe my words are indecipherable bullshit )

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Not a trick as such but I've just learned how to administer insulin injections for someone. "

That's a great skill to learn!

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Today I went to a juggling class......brilliant fun!"

That does sound fun! Could you do it? I've managed it once and then balls everywhere 🤣

J

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I've learned another new one, it's a doozy. External prostate stimulation. 🤭😈🥵

J

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Today I went to a juggling class......brilliant fun!

That does sound fun! Could you do it? I've managed it once and then balls everywhere 🤣

J"

I did manage three balls and it was a great few hours of fun!

It was an organised dating thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"I've learned another new one, it's a doozy. External prostate stimulation. 🤭😈🥵

J"

That’s a different form of juggling.......

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By *ripfillMan
10 weeks ago

havant

Being civil … that’s today’s job …

🤨

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By *illan-KillashMan
10 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Yesterday I learned how to walk backwards confidently on a balance beam without looking. As someone who was only given the BAGA4 out of pity this was pretty awesome.

What new tricks have you learned recently?

J

If you can walk backwards on a balance beam, you can Tango.

Instantly reminded me of Dodgeball. If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball! 😂

I feel like backwards in heels is a step too far!

J"

You do get to be wrapped up in your partners arms, leaning on him for support.

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By *agic johnsonMan
10 weeks ago

morden

Trying to learn mei luz de compasso , the capoeira kick

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