FabSwingers.com forum: White Gladis

By *ssex_tom OP Man
17 weeks ago

Chelmsford

A sailor from London, our capital city, was sailing near Gibraltar when five Orca Killer Whales attacked his boat. They took turns in attacking the rudder and having disabled the boat set about 'circling like wolves' and attacking the yacht like a sitting duck. One of these mercilles buggers has been named White Gladis and is thought to be responsible for copy cat attacks. The boat sank but the man managed to escape. Nobody knows why this is happening but is it time for every yaught to have harpoon guns fitted to shoot down these evil fish? They could even use explosives to deafen the buggers. What the flip is going on here. It's all over the news

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By *a LunaWoman
17 weeks ago

South Wales

Was probably her time of the month Tom. You know what us women are like when we’re hormonal. She was probably having a whale of a time too!

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By *scaMan
17 weeks ago

Herts / London / Beyond

Whales aren’t fish, pal …

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By *eordieJeansCouple
17 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Are you for or against people in boats? I can’t keep up.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
17 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

"Are you for or against people in boats? I can’t keep up."

I think it depends what colour they are..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
17 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are you for or against people in boats? I can’t keep up.

I think it depends what colour they are..

Generally black on top with white underneaths ..... bit like modern trainers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
17 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Tom,

This news is over a year old.

It is thought that Gladis took against boats due to an accident she had with one when she was trying to protect her calf in the Iberian straits.

Now she tries to head off the boats ....

She's a good mother not an evil fish ( your words )

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Central

They have the right to be in the water and not troubled in the way that humans are harming them. Harm to us is miniscule by comparison

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By *illan-KillashMan
17 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"A sailor from London, our capital city, was sailing near Gibraltar when five Orca Killer Whales attacked his boat. They took turns in attacking the rudder and having disabled the boat set about 'circling like wolves' and attacking the yacht like a sitting duck. One of these mercilles buggers has been named White Gladis and is thought to be responsible for copy cat attacks. The boat sank but the man managed to escape. Nobody knows why this is happening but is it time for every yaught to have harpoon guns fitted to shoot down these evil fish? They could even use explosives to deafen the buggers. What the flip is going on here. It's all over the news"

This post wins the "Most creatures mentioned in a thread post" award.

Interesting fact, Whales will only attack you if you're wet.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
17 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

What kind of animal is a bugger?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
17 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"What kind of animal is a bugger?"

Maybe autocorrect of badger?

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By *naswingdressWoman
17 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What kind of animal is a bugger?"

I had thought it was a spider or snake

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Well I never knew London is our capital city…

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Central

I thought this was about white gladiolas

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
17 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"What kind of animal is a bugger?

Maybe autocorrect of badger?"

They could use explosives to deafen the badgers ???

Oh C'mon Tom .... you'll have a hard job pretending you meant badgers

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
17 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"What kind of animal is a bugger?

Maybe autocorrect of badger?

They could use explosives to deafen the badgers ???

Oh C'mon Tom .... you'll have a hard job pretending you meant badgers

It's in Tom's world GC ..

A lovely place to be..

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