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Nearly choked when my dad started talking about wife swapping during a family pub meal today! :-D

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By *woBiTwo OP   Couple
over a year ago

north manchester

In the middle of a family birthday party in a local pub when my dad started telling everyone how the place used to be a 'wife swapping venue' years ago!! Me and her couldn't look at each other as he regaled us with the full tale!!! Pretty sure my parents DIDN'T frequent the place, but just wondering....,,

Any incidents like that in your lives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum told me about dads impotence whilst tucking into a chocolate brownie in the M&S cafe.

I think I managed to remain calm and composed whilst my insides were going

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Had a conversation about my dads diabeties and the fact that even with tablets and a pump his dick wont maintain an erectiin. He was told they could put a rod in it to make it erect but would be permanently erect.

Mum said she would have a cup of tea lol.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My mum started on about anal sex in costa coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once playing at a dark room in a club. After 30 mins the lights came on and "SUPRISE"!!!! Turned out it was actually a surprise party for me with whole family.......My naughty nan, Who would have guessed........

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My mum started on about anal sex in costa coffee"

my God! Anal sex in Costa coffee I thought you coudl only get a muffin in there

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I had to explain what a swingers club was to my mum...My dad just sat there giggling as he knew excatly what I was on about.. lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I dread to think of the possible conversations I will have with my daughter in years to come. She already knows that I have a couple of "friends with benefits" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum started on about anal sex in costa coffee

my God! Anal sex in Costa coffee I thought you coudl only get a muffin in there "

they had to think of something to give them the business edge over starbucks !

all costa loyalty card holders are sodomites

(and before you ask, yes i am )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum asked where we had been on one saturday night, and i said to a party at a club, they had a hot tub and everyone jumped in naked

she said "is it a swingers club???

i said yes it was lol

no more mentioned

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My mum started on about anal sex in costa coffee

my God! Anal sex in Costa coffee I thought you coudl only get a muffin in there

they had to think of something to give them the business edge over starbucks !

all costa loyalty card holders are sodomites

(and before you ask, yes i am )"

True!

I shall look at people in a different light when they tell me they are card carrying Costa customers.

Mr N has one, I must have a chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Quote] choked when my dad started talking about wife swapping during a family pub meal today!

ha ha EPIC

* cReEpS rOunD cRyPt * - | -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One morning my daughter needed bus fare,. I told her to get it out of my purse. Ide been out the evening before and left some sex toys in my bag!! Bless she never mentioned it.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"One morning my daughter needed bus fare,. I told her to get it out of my purse. Ide been out the evening before and left some sex toys in my bag!! Bless she never mentioned it."

Your darts nights are wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One morning my daughter needed bus fare,. I told her to get it out of my purse. Ide been out the evening before and left some sex toys in my bag!! Bless she never mentioned it.

Your darts nights are wild "

They can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be surprised what goes on in Costa - oh, wait, just realised where I am writing this! d'oh xx no surprise then!

everyone should be a card carrying member xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One morning my daughter needed bus fare,. I told her to get it out of my purse. Ide been out the evening before and left some sex toys in my bag!! Bless she never mentioned it.

Your darts nights are wild "

Lol

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

My 72 year old mum said 'oh - I bought something new the other day' and went to get it to show me. I thought maybe a new pinny or washing-up bowl ... no, it was a full size, anatomically correct vibrator.

For once, I was rendered totally speechless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 72 year old mum said 'oh - I bought something new the other day' and went to get it to show me. I thought maybe a new pinny or washing-up bowl ... no, it was a full size, anatomically correct vibrator.

For once, I was rendered totally speechless! "

Is she on here lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On an international flight one time I took the batteries out of my (very many) vibrators, I don't even know why I did it, so with my spare batteries as well there were a gazillion batteries in my bag. At the other end after getting my bags back and getting back home there was a note inside that particular bag. Customs had opened it and searched it, the batteries prob looked like bullets going through the X-Ray machine...wish I could have seen their faces when they saw the contents!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 72 year old mum said 'oh - I bought something new the other day' and went to get it to show me. I thought maybe a new pinny or washing-up bowl ... no, it was a full size, anatomically correct vibrator.

For once, I was rendered totally speechless! "

go her!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

supergran

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

This all goes to show that we are sexual beings well in to old age and thank goodness for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Daughter did ask me if my Friend in Colcester is my Fuck buddy

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London


"I had to explain what a swingers club was to my mum...My dad just sat there giggling as he knew excatly what I was on about.. lol "

Perhaps I'm missing something, but why did you "have to" explain what a swingers club is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had to educate my father on what rimming was..

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Had to tell my mother what "frigging" meant. I used textbook medical words to gloss over my embarrassment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends 17year old son had to explain to her what tea bagging was! (Jill) xx

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Had a ball gag turn up in the lost property at work and some people were shocked...

We had to discuss it at a Manager's meeting and as it was unopened i was dying to say 'if it's not claimed i'll have it...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had to educate my father on what rimming was.."

Hope it wasn't a pratical demonstration...........

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

my aunt is 85 now and about 15 years ago we were drinking coffee in my dining room when she said to me she couldn't understand what your clitoris was for then proceeded to ask me if I knew.......I of course denied all knowledge and carefully mopped up the coffee I had just spat out.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Whilst at lilys 21st birthday me with her parents her dad began talking about paddles and spanking poor lilys face was a picture as her bum bore the marks of a Damn good thrashing she had recieved at a fetish party three days previousley

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