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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me for I have sinned, today I spent 50 squid test riding motorbikes I can't possibly afford but still want one of.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Forgive me for I have sinned, today I spent 50 squid test riding motorbikes I can't possibly afford but still want one of. "

There is no sin in joy. If the squid have forgiven you then that is all you need. Start saving your pennies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station... "

Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago "

All the better to let it breathe before drinking it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago

All the better to let it breathe before drinking it?"

It's fizz so started already (While cooking, so must get a brownie point for multi tasking?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...

Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy."

I shall save it for the next time I'm in Birmingham.... And take the family out for a meal...

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

May I ask for forgiveness for something I have not yet done????

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago

All the better to let it breathe before drinking it?

It's fizz so started already (While cooking, so must get a brownie point for multi tasking?)"

Fizz doesn't count as wine - it's an anytime drink. Plus cooking, you are a saint.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

I have spent all day in bed x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...

Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy.

I shall save it for the next time I'm in Birmingham.... And take the family out for a meal... "

A righteous man indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago

All the better to let it breathe before drinking it?

It's fizz so started already (While cooking, so must get a brownie point for multi tasking?)

Fizz doesn't count as wine - it's an anytime drink. Plus cooking, you are a saint."

Thank you, now I need to think of something I can do that wouldn't be forgiven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have spent all day in bed x"

Lucky you!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"May I ask for forgiveness for something I have not yet done????"

That's not the way confessional works.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London


"I have spent all day in bed x

Lucky you!! "

Alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have spent all day in bed x

Lucky you!!

Alone "

Still... relaxing day I hope?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have spent all day in bed x"

You are practicing the most noble of religions - Zen Beddism. Our ranks are growing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...

Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy.

I shall save it for the next time I'm in Birmingham.... And take the family out for a meal...

A righteous man indeed."

Amen sister...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 wanks on a Sunday .... Very sorry

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London


"I have spent all day in bed x

Lucky you!!

Alone

Still... relaxing day I hope?"

Yes, and off for noodles soon with my best friend so will be also indulging the sin of gossiping!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"3 wanks on a Sunday .... Very sorry "

Forgiveness can only be achieved if you manage a fourth at bedtime.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"May I ask for forgiveness for something I have not yet done????

That's not the way confessional works."

I am an angel then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already had 2 roast dinners and waiting for a third...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"May I ask for forgiveness for something I have not yet done????

That's not the way confessional works.

I am an angel then lol"

Fallen, I suspect.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Already had 2 roast dinners and waiting for a third..."

Gluttony may be unforgivable, however if they are three different roasts then you are to be commended for making three chefs happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 wanks on a Sunday .... Very sorry

Forgiveness can only be achieved if you manage a fourth at bedtime."

I feel A fourth coming on before bedtime

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have spent all day in bed x

Lucky you!!

Alone

Still... relaxing day I hope?

Yes, and off for noodles soon with my best friend so will be also indulging the sin of gossiping!"

Be kind in your gossip lest the waves of malicious gossip sweep back to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine,

A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine,

A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed "

Hope you straightened your skirt when you'd finished....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine,

A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed "

You obviously feel some guilt about this so you know that wasn't the best thing to do. Let it go now and forgive yourself for that small slip.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have not had a meet in so long I have forgot what happens. Can I be forgiven for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother Licketysplits

We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses .

We then had full sexual intercourse .

whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature.

I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again.

Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have not had a meet in so long I have forgot what happens. Can I be forgiven for that? "

Noooooooooooooooo

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed."

Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"May I ask for forgiveness for something I have not yet done????

That's not the way confessional works.

I am an angel then lol

Fallen, I suspect."

Damn - you have x ray vision......You can see through me...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Will you forgive me if I become pernicious to this thread

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have not had a meet in so long I have forgot what happens. Can I be forgiven for that?

Noooooooooooooooo"

charming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine,

A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed

You obviously feel some guilt about this so you know that wasn't the best thing to do. Let it go now and forgive yourself for that small slip."

Oh Ile have to finish the bottle now its open

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have not had a meet in so long I have forgot what happens. Can I be forgiven for that? "

We'll have to forgive each other on that one. We can make reparation by making an effort to find a suitable meet before we have to take vows of chastity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine,

A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed

Hope you straightened your skirt when you'd finished...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have spent all day in bed x

Lucky you!!

Alone

Still... relaxing day I hope?

Yes, and off for noodles soon with my best friend so will be also indulging the sin of gossiping!"

Sounds fun

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mother Licketysplits

We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses .

We then had full sexual intercourse .

whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature.

I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again.

Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?. "

What a sinful pair - how do we join you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother Licketysplits

We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses .

We then had full sexual intercourse .

whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature.

I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again.

Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?. "

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed.

Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar? "

He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother Licketysplits

We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses .

We then had full sexual intercourse .

whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature.

I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again.

Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?.

What a sinful pair - how do we join you?"

. Lucky sods lol x

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive been in this convent so long that Im clear out of confessions sorry

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have nothing to declare! Except my genius

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

[Removed by poster at 07/04/13 16:53:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't ever ever never ever sin! For I am an angel

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Cursed under my breathe at at least 3 obnoxious people at work today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had 2 sugars in me brew as opposed to one, I'm damned to a life of servitude for such a heinous sin. Help

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Errr....looking at my phone I may have also been d*unkenly sexting at 3am

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will you forgive me if I become pernicious to this thread "

You are too benign to be pernicious.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ive been in this convent so long that Im clear out of confessions sorry "

You've already confessed to getting through your candle allowance?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have nothing to declare! Except my genius "

A genius fawn?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't ever ever never ever sin! For I am an angel "

Another of the fallen.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have nothing to confess... Me been a good girl this week (if you don't count the swearing and sexting)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Cursed under my breathe at at least 3 obnoxious people at work today"

Be thankful there were only three. You are more than forgiven as you have shown great restraint in keeping it under your breath.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've just had 2 sugars in me brew as opposed to one, I'm damned to a life of servitude for such a heinous sin. Help "

Make all the tea drinkers a brew and your sins will be washed away.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Ive been in this convent so long that Im clear out of confessions sorry

You've already confessed to getting through your candle allowance?"

Hey, even nuns have needs...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Errr....looking at my phone I may have also been d*unkenly sexting at 3am "

There's an app to stop you doing that! Did it yield good results? If yes, then forgiveness is not necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't ever ever never ever sin! For I am an angel

Another of the fallen."

No my halo is still sitting above my head and it's still shiny!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have nothing to confess... Me been a good girl this week (if you don't count the swearing and sexting) "

What have you been good at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me as I had a Kentucky Fried chicken and wasted my diet

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. "

I bet it was great! Do it all again.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London


"Errr....looking at my phone I may have also been d*unkenly sexting at 3am

There's an app to stop you doing that! Did it yield good results? If yes, then forgiveness is not necessary."

I did not initiate said texting, but confess to being easily led!

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

I am ignoring my friends txts/calls and pretending to be busy as don't want them over as cant be bothered but I know they mean well as hubby is aboard working but im been a lazy cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. "

Typiquement Française....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Forgive me as I had a Kentucky Fried chicken and wasted my diet "

This may be hard to forgive: if you are going to waste your diet efforts do it for something worthwhile like ice-cream! KFC is punishment enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave a woman a damn good thrashing last night. And am about to become the thrashee....I've been a baaad girl..

oh, and I have wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. "

And Sunday is a day of rest, tsk

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Errr....looking at my phone I may have also been d*unkenly sexting at 3am

There's an app to stop you doing that! Did it yield good results? If yes, then forgiveness is not necessary.

I did not initiate said texting, but confess to being easily led!"

Your sin is that of being easy? You are forgiven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't ever ever never ever sin! For I am an angel

Another of the fallen.

No my halo is still sitting above my head and it's still shiny!!

"

If you duck down quickly, the Colgate ring of confidence looks like a halo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in the pub all afternoon while Ju prepares the dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave a woman a damn good thrashing last night. And am about to become the thrashee....I've been a baaad girl..

oh, and I have wine! "

Yeah! Another winer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask me next Sunday

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed.

Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar?

He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week."

He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am ignoring my friends txts/calls and pretending to be busy as don't want them over as cant be bothered but I know they mean well as hubby is aboard working but im been a lazy cow "

Make the time to send them all a message in the next day or they won't leave you alone.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed.

Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar?

He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week.He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations..."

spreading evil, err I mean good amongst the needy

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I gave a woman a damn good thrashing last night. And am about to become the thrashee....I've been a baaad girl..

oh, and I have wine! "

Good at being baaad? Take your thrashing on your knees.

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By *lw955Man
over a year ago

Llandrindod

Just spent most of the day on Fab, and watching porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just ate a snickers bar.

Oh the humanity

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed.

Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar?

He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week.He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations..."

Erm, I lack the requisite equipment to minister in quite the right way.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ask me next Sunday "

In case we forget I think you need to ensure you post a full confessional next Sunday.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just spent most of the day on Fab, and watching porn! "

Go for a walk and come back and do it again.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française...."

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?

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By *llie349Man
over a year ago

LEEDS W.Yorks

I don't need forgiveness, I just needed to tell someone that I've just got out of bed after having some fantastic fun with the most amazing twin sisters

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've just ate a snickers bar.

Oh the humanity "

It is indeed very noble of you to rid the world of the snickers bar.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I have nothing to confess... Me been a good girl this week (if you don't count the swearing and sexting)

What have you been good at?"

Everything, and I'm not giving you details ya pervy deviant....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't need forgiveness, I just needed to tell someone that I've just got out of bed after having some fantastic fun with the most amazing twin sisters "

Bragging is unforgivable. Get back into bed and ensure that they are both happy as penance.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have nothing to confess... Me been a good girl this week (if you don't count the swearing and sexting)

What have you been good at?

Everything, and I'm not giving you details ya pervy deviant.... "

In the Church of Fab it is my solemn duty to deviantly perve.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed.

Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar?

He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week.He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations...

Erm, I lack the requisite equipment to minister in quite the right way."

I have it on good authority that you could deliver divine retribution if you so choose!

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By *lw955Man
over a year ago

Llandrindod

I would love to dish up some punishment to some of you lot!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française...."

All are quite easily achievable in Derby

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I would love to dish up some punishment to some of you lot!"

You are forgiven for your impure thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother Licketysplits

We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses .

We then had full sexual intercourse .

whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature.

I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again.

Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?.

What a sinful pair - how do we join you?"

Ask nicely and bring a bottle .

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over a year ago

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By *llie349Man
over a year ago

LEEDS W.Yorks

At my age I have the rite to brag. Also at my age I need half an hour to recover, then I will let them punish me all they like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've considered purchasing a fox mask along with some Lynx black and Joop. Can that be forgiven.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've considered purchasing a fox mask along with some Lynx black and Joop. Can that be forgiven. "

NO! That is an unequivocal no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've considered purchasing a fox mask along with some Lynx black and Joop. Can that be forgiven.

NO! That is an unequivocal no."

I'm doomed to eternal damnation for such a crime. I'll slink off to purgatory then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française....

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence? "

Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française....

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?

Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... "

Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've considered purchasing a fox mask along with some Lynx black and Joop. Can that be forgiven.

NO! That is an unequivocal no. I'm doomed to eternal damnation for such a crime. I'll slink off to purgatory then. "

Go to limbo until the Lynx and Joop wear off.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française....

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?

Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... "

ouch

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française....

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?

Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...

Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not."

Have a guess...

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London


"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare. "

Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare. "

The chocolate has been cleared from all crevices?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. "

I confess that I'm much too lazy to partake in any sin...except sloth

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française....

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?

Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...

Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.

Have a guess... "

I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

I confess that I'm much too lazy to partake in any sin...except sloth "

As long as it's not the three-toed variety that's fine.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française....

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?

Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...

Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.

Have a guess...

I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin "

You are a busy lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française....

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?

Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...

Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.

Have a guess...

I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin

You are a busy lady."

Lady...??? Quoi que....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française....

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?

Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... "

Touche!

Sorry Mother Licketysplits could not help it!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare.

Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly!"

Good point. I had forgotten about that

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française....

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?

Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...

Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.

Have a guess...

I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin

You are a busy lady.

Lady...??? Quoi que.... "

Oi! mister....Remember the 7th sin?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare.

The chocolate has been cleared from all crevices?"

I think so but it needs a closer inspection.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare.

Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly!

Good point. I had forgotten about that"

I don't see how. Although you cannot be forgiven until Dave Ewing joins in.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare.

Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly!

Good point. I had forgotten about that

I don't see how. Although you cannot be forgiven until Dave Ewing joins in."

I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Typiquement Française....

Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?

Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...

Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.

Have a guess...

I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin

You are a busy lady.

Lady...??? Quoi que....

Oi! mister....Remember the 7th sin? "

Furtles deep into the Fens to hide...

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