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"Forgive me for I have sinned, today I spent 50 squid test riding motorbikes I can't possibly afford but still want one of. "There is no sin in joy. If the squid have forgiven you then that is all you need. Start saving your pennies. | |||
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"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station... "Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy. | |||
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"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago  "All the better to let it breathe before drinking it?  | |||
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"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago
All the better to let it breathe before drinking it?"It's fizz so started already   (While cooking, so must get a brownie point for multi tasking?) | |||
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"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...
Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy."I shall save it for the next time I'm in Birmingham.... And take the family out for a meal... | |||
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"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago
All the better to let it breathe before drinking it?
It's fizz so started already (While cooking, so must get a brownie point for multi tasking?)"Fizz doesn't count as wine - it's an anytime drink. Plus cooking, you are a saint. | |||
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"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...
Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy.
I shall save it for the next time I'm in Birmingham.... And take the family out for a meal... "A righteous man indeed. | |||
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"I opened a bottle of wine 30 minutes ago
All the better to let it breathe before drinking it?
It's fizz so started already (While cooking, so must get a brownie point for multi tasking?)
Fizz doesn't count as wine - it's an anytime drink. Plus cooking, you are a saint."Thank you, now I need to think of something I can do that wouldn't be forgiven? | |||
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"May I ask for forgiveness for something I have not yet done????" That's not the way confessional works. | |||
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"I have spent all day in bed x Lucky you!!  "Alone | |||
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"I have spent all day in bed x Lucky you!!
Alone "Still... relaxing day I hope? | |||
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"I have spent all day in bed x" You are practicing the most noble of religions - Zen Beddism. Our ranks are growing. | |||
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"Forgive me... For I have just won £600 in a service station...
Were you gambling on a Sunday? You know what you need to do to achieve forgiveness: spread the good fortune and create some joy.
I shall save it for the next time I'm in Birmingham.... And take the family out for a meal...
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"I have spent all day in bed x Lucky you!!
Alone
Still... relaxing day I hope?"Yes, and off for noodles soon with my best friend so will be also indulging the sin of gossiping! | |||
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"3 wanks on a Sunday .... Very sorry " Forgiveness can only be achieved if you manage a fourth at bedtime. | |||
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"May I ask for forgiveness for something I have not yet done???? That's not the way confessional works." I am an angel then lol | |||
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"May I ask for forgiveness for something I have not yet done???? That's not the way confessional works. I am an angel then lol" Fallen, I suspect. | |||
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"Already had 2 roast dinners and waiting for a third..." Gluttony may be unforgivable, however if they are three different roasts then you are to be commended for making three chefs happy. | |||
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"3 wanks on a Sunday .... Very sorry Forgiveness can only be achieved if you manage a fourth at bedtime." I feel A fourth coming on before bedtime | |||
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"I have spent all day in bed x Lucky you!!
Alone
Still... relaxing day I hope?
Yes, and off for noodles soon with my best friend so will be also indulging the sin of gossiping!"Be kind in your gossip lest the waves of malicious gossip sweep back to you. | |||
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"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine, A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed "Hope you straightened your skirt when you'd finished.... | |||
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"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine, A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed "You obviously feel some guilt about this so you know that wasn't the best thing to do. Let it go now and forgive yourself for that small slip. | |||
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"I have not had a meet in so long I have forgot what happens. Can I be forgiven for that? "Noooooooooooooooo | |||
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"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed." Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar? | |||
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"May I ask for forgiveness for something I have not yet done???? That's not the way confessional works. I am an angel then lol Fallen, I suspect." Damn - you have x ray vision......You can see through me... | |||
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"I have not had a meet in so long I have forgot what happens. Can I be forgiven for that?
Noooooooooooooooo"charming.... | |||
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"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine, A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed
You obviously feel some guilt about this so you know that wasn't the best thing to do. Let it go now and forgive yourself for that small slip."Oh Ile have to finish the bottle now its open | |||
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"I have not had a meet in so long I have forgot what happens. Can I be forgiven for that? "We'll have to forgive each other on that one. We can make reparation by making an effort to find a suitable meet before we have to take vows of chastity. | |||
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"Ok here goes .... Firstly I am already on my second glass of wine, A few months after I split with my ex ( he'd started seeing someone else) Ide taken the little ones to see him. I went to the loo and brushed hair then scattered them in the bathroom, then did the same in his bed
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"I have spent all day in bed x Lucky you!!
Alone
Still... relaxing day I hope?
Yes, and off for noodles soon with my best friend so will be also indulging the sin of gossiping!"Sounds fun | |||
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"Mother Licketysplits We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses . We then had full sexual intercourse . whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature. I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again. Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?. " What a sinful pair - how do we join you? | |||
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"Mother Licketysplits We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses . We then had full sexual intercourse . whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature. I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again. Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?. " | |||
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"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed. Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar? " He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week. | |||
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"Mother Licketysplits We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses . We then had full sexual intercourse . whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature. I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again. Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?. What a sinful pair - how do we join you?" . Lucky sods lol x | |||
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"Will you forgive me if I become pernicious to this thread "You are too benign to be pernicious. | |||
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"Ive been in this convent so long that Im clear out of confessions sorry "You've already confessed to getting through your candle allowance? | |||
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"I have nothing to declare! Except my genius "A genius fawn? | |||
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"I don't ever ever never ever sin! For I am an angel "Another of the fallen. | |||
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"Cursed under my breathe at at least 3 obnoxious people at work today" Be thankful there were only three. You are more than forgiven as you have shown great restraint in keeping it under your breath. | |||
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"I've just had 2 sugars in me brew as opposed to one, I'm damned to a life of servitude for such a heinous sin. Help "Make all the tea drinkers a brew and your sins will be washed away. | |||
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"Ive been in this convent so long that Im clear out of confessions sorry
You've already confessed to getting through your candle allowance?"Hey, even nuns have needs... | |||
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"Errr....looking at my phone I may have also been d*unkenly sexting at 3am "There's an app to stop you doing that! Did it yield good results? If yes, then forgiveness is not necessary. | |||
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"I don't ever ever never ever sin! For I am an angel
Another of the fallen."No my halo is still sitting above my head and it's still shiny!! | |||
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"I have nothing to confess... Me been a good girl this week (if you don't count the swearing and sexting) "What have you been good at? | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. "I bet it was great! Do it all again. | |||
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"Errr....looking at my phone I may have also been d*unkenly sexting at 3am
There's an app to stop you doing that! Did it yield good results? If yes, then forgiveness is not necessary."I did not initiate said texting, but confess to being easily led! | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. "Typiquement Française.... | |||
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"Forgive me as I had a Kentucky Fried chicken and wasted my diet "This may be hard to forgive: if you are going to waste your diet efforts do it for something worthwhile like ice-cream! KFC is punishment enough. | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. "And Sunday is a day of rest, tsk | |||
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"Errr....looking at my phone I may have also been d*unkenly sexting at 3am
There's an app to stop you doing that! Did it yield good results? If yes, then forgiveness is not necessary.
I did not initiate said texting, but confess to being easily led!"Your sin is that of being easy? You are forgiven. | |||
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"I don't ever ever never ever sin! For I am an angel
Another of the fallen.
No my halo is still sitting above my head and it's still shiny!!
"If you duck down quickly, the Colgate ring of confidence looks like a halo... | |||
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"I gave a woman a damn good thrashing last night. And am about to become the thrashee....I've been a baaad girl.. oh, and I have wine! "Yeah! Another winer   | |||
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"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed. Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar? He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week." He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations... | |||
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"I am ignoring my friends txts/calls and pretending to be busy as don't want them over as cant be bothered but I know they mean well as hubby is aboard working but im been a lazy cow "Make the time to send them all a message in the next day or they won't leave you alone. | |||
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"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed. Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar? He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week.He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations... "spreading evil, err I mean good amongst the needy | |||
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"I gave a woman a damn good thrashing last night. And am about to become the thrashee....I've been a baaad girl.. oh, and I have wine! "Good at being baaad? Take your thrashing on your knees. | |||
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"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed. Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar? He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week.He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations... "Erm, I lack the requisite equipment to minister in quite the right way. | |||
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"Ask me next Sunday "In case we forget I think you need to ensure you post a full confessional next Sunday. | |||
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"Just spent most of the day on Fab, and watching porn! "Go for a walk and come back and do it again. | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française...."Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence? | |||
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"I've just ate a snickers bar. Oh the humanity "It is indeed very noble of you to rid the world of the snickers bar. | |||
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"I have nothing to confess... Me been a good girl this week (if you don't count the swearing and sexting)
What have you been good at?"Everything, and I'm not giving you details ya pervy deviant.... | |||
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"I don't need forgiveness, I just needed to tell someone that I've just got out of bed after having some fantastic fun with the most amazing twin sisters "Bragging is unforgivable. Get back into bed and ensure that they are both happy as penance. | |||
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"I have nothing to confess... Me been a good girl this week (if you don't count the swearing and sexting)
What have you been good at?
Everything, and I'm not giving you details ya pervy deviant.... "In the Church of Fab it is my solemn duty to deviantly perve. | |||
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"Get if off your chest. Forgiveness guaranteed. Have you discussed this with the Forum Vicar? He's been absent for a little while, no doubt busy with Holy Week.He said he is very glad somebody has taken doing his ministrations...
Erm, I lack the requisite equipment to minister in quite the right way."I have it on good authority that you could deliver divine retribution if you so choose! | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
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"I would love to dish up some punishment to some of you lot! "You are forgiven for your impure thoughts. | |||
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"Mother Licketysplits We have to confess that we watched pornography on my mobile device and both lusted after the energetic actors and actresses . We then had full sexual intercourse . whilst speaking tongues of a most explicit nature. I ask for your forgiveness because we are about to do it all again. Will it help if I flagellate the missus a little ?. What a sinful pair - how do we join you?" Ask nicely and bring a bottle . | |||
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"I've considered purchasing a fox mask along with some Lynx black and Joop. Can that be forgiven. "NO! That is an unequivocal no. | |||
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"I've considered purchasing a fox mask along with some Lynx black and Joop. Can that be forgiven.
NO! That is an unequivocal no."I'm doomed to eternal damnation for such a crime. I'll slink off to purgatory then. | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence? "Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... "Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not. | |||
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"I've considered purchasing a fox mask along with some Lynx black and Joop. Can that be forgiven.
NO! That is an unequivocal no. I'm doomed to eternal damnation for such a crime. I'll slink off to purgatory then. "Go to limbo until the Lynx and Joop wear off. | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... "ouch | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not."Have a guess... | |||
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"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare. " Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly! | |||
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"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare. " The chocolate has been cleared from all crevices? | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. "I confess that I'm much too lazy to partake in any sin...except sloth | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.
Have a guess... "I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
I confess that I'm much too lazy to partake in any sin...except sloth "As long as it's not the three-toed variety that's fine. | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.
Have a guess...
I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin "You are a busy lady. | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.
Have a guess...
I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin
You are a busy lady."Lady...??? Quoi que.... | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop... "Touche!
Sorry Mother Licketysplits could not help it!! | |||
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"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare. Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly!" Good point. I had forgotten about that | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.
Have a guess...
I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin
You are a busy lady.
Lady...??? Quoi que.... "Oi! mister....Remember the 7th sin? | |||
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"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare. The chocolate has been cleared from all crevices?" I think so but it needs a closer inspection. | |||
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"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare. Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly! Good point. I had forgotten about that" I don't see how. Although you cannot be forgiven until Dave Ewing joins in. | |||
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"I have been a goody two shoes today. Nothing to declare. Now that's no quite true.....you have enticed a number of innocent ladies into flaunting themselves immodestly! Good point. I had forgotten about that I don't see how. Although you cannot be forgiven until Dave Ewing joins in." I'm on it | |||
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"Today I've indulged in all 7 sins; wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.
Typiquement Française....
Eh oui!! I'm soooo bad - I confess I will do it all again tomorrow . What's my penitence?
Déjà que tu habites en Angleterre... D'autre est de trop...
Will you please stop speaking in Eurotongues - I haven't a clue whether you are sinning or not.
Have a guess...
I was a sinner at birth Mother Licketysplits …I've even invented an 8th Sin
You are a busy lady.
Lady...??? Quoi que....
Oi! mister....Remember the 7th sin? "Furtles deep into the Fens to hide... | |||
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