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By *rtyIan OP Man
22 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

could you give me 5 words for a poem?

ay five as random as you like

ladies and couples first x

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By *r SproutMan
22 weeks ago

the middle

1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

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By *punk n gushCouple
22 weeks ago

deal

"could you give me 5 words for a poem?

ay five as random as you like

ladies and couples first x

Whips

Paddles

Cane

Glass dildos

Vibrators

Yes I'm dirty minded

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
22 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first"

1: because

2: it's

3: a

4: sex

5: site

🤭

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By *r SproutMan
22 weeks ago

the middle

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

1: because

2: it's

3: a

4: sex

5: site

🤭

1: you

2: got

3:me

4: there

5:Julie

😝

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

1: because

2: it's

3: a

4: sex

5: site

🤭

1: you

2: got

3:me

4: there

5:Julie

😝"

1. You

2. Really

3. Got

4. Me

5. Going

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Mayfair

He unabashedly puts the ladies and couples first,

and yet it's the men who die of unquenchable thirst.

He pens them sonnets of whimsical rhyme, eloquent prose and words divine.

He's quick with his quill and for them he never fails, whilst the men are left pining from his vapour trails.

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By *ou only live onceMan
22 weeks ago

London

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

1: because

2: it's

3: a

4: sex

5: site

🤭

1. Way

2. To

3. Get

4. Laid

5. Innit.

1. Talking

2. To

3. Men

4. Is

5. Ghey

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By *asterMeliodasMan
22 weeks ago

Newmill

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

1: because

2: it's

3: a

4: sex

5: site

🤭

1: you

2: got

3:me

4: there

5:Julie

😝

1. You

2. Really

3. Got

4. Me

5. Going

1. You

2. Got

3. Me

4. So

5. I don't know what I'm doing

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"He unabashedly puts the ladies and couples first,

and yet it's the men who die of unquenchable thirst.

He pens them sonnets of whimsical rhyme, eloquent prose and words divine.

He's quick with his quill and for them he never fails, whilst the men are left pining from his vapour trails.

The Poet Laureate has been replaced.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
22 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

1. Does

2. AI

3. Get

4. You

5. Laid?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

1: because

2: it's

3: a

4: sex

5: site

🤭

1: you

2: got

3:me

4: there

5:Julie

😝

1. You

2. Really

3. Got

4. Me

5. Going

1. You

2. Got

3. Me

4. So

5. I don't know what I'm doing"

1. I

2. Can't

3. Sleep

4. At

5. Night

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By *ou only live onceMan
22 weeks ago

London

"1. Does

2. AI

3. Get

4. You

5. Laid?

1. Must

2. Not

3. Speak

4. Of

5. AI

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Give me...

1. one

2. reason

3. to

4. stay

5. here

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"1. Does

2. AI

3. Get

4. You

5. Laid?

1. Does

2. AI

3. Get

4. You

5. A reply

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
22 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"1. Does

2. AI

3. Get

4. You

5. Laid?

1. Does

2. AI

3. Get

4. You

5. A reply

It seems to be 50/50 between a block and a reply in my friend group. So probably a better chance 🤷‍♀️🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Please

Just

Ignore

Post

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By *rtyIan OP Man
22 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

🥱

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By *nnCeeWoman
22 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"🥱 "

I'll be kind, OP. Here you go!

Opalescent

Quivering

Nightshade

Quickening

Tumultuous

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By *nnCeeWoman
22 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Don't mock, people... (some of you are a bit rude, even if you think you're being 'funny')

Please to read the awesome poem I have been written by OP:

In opalescent moonlight’s glow,

Where shadows dance and secrets flow,

Two lovers meet in quivering bliss,

With every touch, a st0len kiss.

Beneath the nightshade’s dark embrace,

They find their rhythm, slow in pace,

A quickening pulse, hearts entwined,

In this passionate moment, all thoughts resigned.

Tumultuous waves of longing rise,

In whispered moans and silken sighs,

Their bodies merge, a fervent plea,

In the night’s embrace, they’re wild and free.

Opalescent hues, their skin adorned,

By love’s sweet touch, both bruised and warmed,

In quivering waves, their souls ignite,

Two hearts consumed by the moonlit night.

THANK YOU (LOVE)

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
22 weeks ago

Reading

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

1: because

2: it's

3: a

4: sex

5: site

🤭

1 but

2 men

3 have

4 sex

5 too

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
22 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I think it's rude to pass off AI poems as your own work. Here's one that chatGPT wrote with those keywords. I can screenshot it...

In the opalescent glow of dusk's embrace,

Her touch a quivering dance upon my skin,

Amidst the nightshade's scent, a soft-spun lace,

Our hearts a quickening, the night begins.

Beneath tumultuous skies, we find our calm,

In whispers shared, our secret world unfolds,

Her breath, a soothing balm, a lover's psalm,

In shadows deep, our passion's fire bold.

With every glance, an unspoken desire,

In tender moments, time itself stands still,

Our souls entwined, a flame that won't expire,

In love's sweet fervor, both find our fill.

Opalescent dreams, where lovers meet,

In quivering nightshade, our hearts' retreat.

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By *ou only live onceMan
22 weeks ago

London

"I think it's rude to pass off AI poems as your own work.

Yup.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"I think it's rude to pass off AI poems as your own work.

Yup. "

I said this weeks and weeks ago, and was looked at as mad for suggesting AI was responsible for generating these poems!

For me, the hint was the extreme efficiency at which these elaborate poems were spinning out at. The best of poets couldn’t possibly make elaborate 15-30 lines of rhyme in less than two minutes.

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By *lueeyedchapMan
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

Ouch.

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By *illy IdolMan
22 weeks ago

Midlands

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first"

In realms of love and chivalry’s grace,

Ladies and couples take the first place.

With a smile that dazzles, a touch that’s true,

Here's why their honor is long overdue.

For ladies, the stars light up their eyes,

Glimmers of heaven in earthly skies.

Their laughter, a melody, sweet and light,

Turns ordinary moments into sheer delight.

Their wisdom, a treasure, pure and deep,

Secrets of hearts they tenderly keep.

In every gesture, a dance of care,

A soft-spoken magic that fills the air.

And couples, oh, the harmony they bring,

Two souls entwined, like birds in spring.

Together they weather life’s fierce storm,

In each other's arms, forever warm.

Their love, a beacon, steadfast and bright,

Guiding the world through day and night.

Hand in hand, they conquer and dream,

A testament to what true love can mean.

So let the ladies and couples lead,

With hearts that every day exceed.

In romance’s grand and glowing verse,

It’s always ladies and couples first.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

In realms of love and chivalry’s grace,

Ladies and couples take the first place.

With a smile that dazzles, a touch that’s true,

Here's why their honor is long overdue.

For ladies, the stars light up their eyes,

Glimmers of heaven in earthly skies.

Their laughter, a melody, sweet and light,

Turns ordinary moments into sheer delight.

Their wisdom, a treasure, pure and deep,

Secrets of hearts they tenderly keep.

In every gesture, a dance of care,

A soft-spoken magic that fills the air.

And couples, oh, the harmony they bring,

Two souls entwined, like birds in spring.

Together they weather life’s fierce storm,

In each other's arms, forever warm.

Their love, a beacon, steadfast and bright,

Guiding the world through day and night.

Hand in hand, they conquer and dream,

A testament to what true love can mean.

So let the ladies and couples lead,

With hearts that every day exceed.

In romance’s grand and glowing verse,

It’s always ladies and couples first."

Show off!

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By *illy IdolMan
22 weeks ago

Midlands

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

In realms of love and chivalry’s grace,

Ladies and couples take the first place.

With a smile that dazzles, a touch that’s true,

Here's why their honor is long overdue.

For ladies, the stars light up their eyes,

Glimmers of heaven in earthly skies.

Their laughter, a melody, sweet and light,

Turns ordinary moments into sheer delight.

Their wisdom, a treasure, pure and deep,

Secrets of hearts they tenderly keep.

In every gesture, a dance of care,

A soft-spoken magic that fills the air.

And couples, oh, the harmony they bring,

Two souls entwined, like birds in spring.

Together they weather life’s fierce storm,

In each other's arms, forever warm.

Their love, a beacon, steadfast and bright,

Guiding the world through day and night.

Hand in hand, they conquer and dream,

A testament to what true love can mean.

So let the ladies and couples lead,

With hearts that every day exceed.

In romance’s grand and glowing verse,

It’s always ladies and couples first.

Show off! "

It took me an hour to write that, before Julie jumps on my back

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
22 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Show off!

It took me an hour to write that, before Julie jumps on my back"

Gosh Willy. It's amazing how it bears a resemblance to the one I wrote yesterday 🤭 In approx 20 seconds on a certain website. 😅

In lifeboats on stormy seas we sail,

A rule emerges, hearts prevail,

"Women and couples first," they say,

A code of care in disarray.

Why women first, you might inquire,

It's not mere chivalry or desire,

But in their arms, the future rests,

A mother's love, life's tender nest.

Couples first, together stand,

A bond unbroken, hand in hand,

In unity, they face the storm,

Together warm, in cold transform.

This ancient call, both kind and wise,

Through history's lens, it gently cries,

Protect the ones who cradle life,

In love and care, avert the strife.

So "women and couples first" we heed,

In dire moments, hearts we need,

For in their safety, hope survives,

In love's embrace, humanity thrives.

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By *ou only live onceMan
22 weeks ago

London

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

In realms of love and chivalry’s grace,

Ladies and couples take the first place.

With a smile that dazzles, a touch that’s true,

Here's why their honor is long overdue.

For ladies, the stars light up their eyes,

Glimmers of heaven in earthly skies.

Their laughter, a melody, sweet and light,

Turns ordinary moments into sheer delight.

Their wisdom, a treasure, pure and deep,

Secrets of hearts they tenderly keep.

In every gesture, a dance of care,

A soft-spoken magic that fills the air.

And couples, oh, the harmony they bring,

Two souls entwined, like birds in spring.

Together they weather life’s fierce storm,

In each other's arms, forever warm.

Their love, a beacon, steadfast and bright,

Guiding the world through day and night.

Hand in hand, they conquer and dream,

A testament to what true love can mean.

So let the ladies and couples lead,

With hearts that every day exceed.

In romance’s grand and glowing verse,

It’s always ladies and couples first.

Show off!

It took me an hour to write that, before Julie jumps on my back"

Don't worry, Willy. I'm a hologram and she's not noticed that yet.

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By *illy IdolMan
22 weeks ago

Midlands

"Show off!

It took me an hour to write that, before Julie jumps on my back

Gosh Willy. It's amazing how it bears a resemblance to the one I wrote yesterday 🤭 In approx 20 seconds on a certain website. 😅

In lifeboats on stormy seas we sail,

A rule emerges, hearts prevail,

"Women and couples first," they say,

A code of care in disarray.

Why women first, you might inquire,

It's not mere chivalry or desire,

But in their arms, the future rests,

A mother's love, life's tender nest.

Couples first, together stand,

A bond unbroken, hand in hand,

In unity, they face the storm,

Together warm, in cold transform.

This ancient call, both kind and wise,

Through history's lens, it gently cries,

Protect the ones who cradle life,

In love and care, avert the strife.

So "women and couples first" we heed,

In dire moments, hearts we need,

For in their safety, hope survives,

In love's embrace, humanity thrives."

Well that was a waste of an hour then😣

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By *illy IdolMan
22 weeks ago

Midlands

"1: why

2: ladies

3: and

4:couples

5:first

In realms of love and chivalry’s grace,

Ladies and couples take the first place.

With a smile that dazzles, a touch that’s true,

Here's why their honor is long overdue.

For ladies, the stars light up their eyes,

Glimmers of heaven in earthly skies.

Their laughter, a melody, sweet and light,

Turns ordinary moments into sheer delight.

Their wisdom, a treasure, pure and deep,

Secrets of hearts they tenderly keep.

In every gesture, a dance of care,

A soft-spoken magic that fills the air.

And couples, oh, the harmony they bring,

Two souls entwined, like birds in spring.

Together they weather life’s fierce storm,

In each other's arms, forever warm.

Their love, a beacon, steadfast and bright,

Guiding the world through day and night.

Hand in hand, they conquer and dream,

A testament to what true love can mean.

So let the ladies and couples lead,

With hearts that every day exceed.

In romance’s grand and glowing verse,

It’s always ladies and couples first.

Show off!

It took me an hour to write that, before Julie jumps on my back

Don't worry, Willy. I'm a hologram and she's not noticed that yet."

Hers is shit anyway. Mine comes from the heart ❤️

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
22 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Show off!

It took me an hour to write that, before Julie jumps on my back

Don't worry, Willy. I'm a hologram and she's not noticed that yet."

Oh. 😔

As long as you can holographically lose at crazy golf/darts/pool then we're good. 😏

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By *ou only live onceMan
22 weeks ago

London

Roses are red,

Unless covered in dye.

YOLO's a shit poet,

With or without AI.

I wrote that, honest!

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By *ou only live onceMan
22 weeks ago

London

Show off!

It took me an hour to write that, before Julie jumps on my back

Don't worry, Willy. I'm a hologram and she's not noticed that yet.

Oh. 😔

As long as you can holographically lose at crazy golf/darts/pool then we're good. 😏

What is this "lose" you refer to?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

Why

Even

Bother

I'm

Dead

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By *nnCeeWoman
22 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I has a sad now.

I fort I was speshul.

Ah well...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
22 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A young man called Willy was a fool, he

Laboured on poems unduly

Why waste so much time

Writing terrible rhyme

When you could be having fun with Julie

It's more fun when you write them yourself. 😁

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By *illy IdolMan
22 weeks ago

Midlands

"A young man called Willy was a fool, he

Laboured on poems unduly

Why waste so much time

Writing terrible rhyme

When you could be having fun with Julie

It's more fun when you write them yourself. 😁

I bet you whipped the diamond tester pen out of your back pocket, when Beef got down on one knee

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
22 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"A young man called Willy was a fool, he

Laboured on poems unduly

Why waste so much time

Writing terrible rhyme

When you could be having fun with Julie

It's more fun when you write them yourself. 😁

I bet you whipped the diamond tester pen out of your back pocket, when Beef got down on one knee

As if he proposed with that much romance?! 🤣

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
22 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Spunk

Gush

Piss

Forumites

Clique

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By *ad NannaWoman
22 weeks ago

East London

"A young man called Willy was a fool, he

Laboured on poems unduly

Why waste so much time

Writing terrible rhyme

When you could be having fun with Julie

It's more fun when you write them yourself. 😁

Me Julie?

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