FabSwingers.com forum: You as a drink

By *obilebottom OP Man
10 weeks ago

All over

Describe yourself as a drink. A rather robust shiraz, a hot chilli vodka, a refreshing eldelflower cordial, a strong and dark ristretto, a sophisticated old fashioned or perhaps a dry and crisp champagne or indeed something else. Just tell us.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Cold, stale piss

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By *ell GwynnWoman
10 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

A miniature something.

Raspberry gin, probably.

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By *rolicUsCouple
10 weeks ago

Alluringly mysterious

Something bubbly with an unexpectedly filthy twist 😇😈

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By *osey WalesMan
10 weeks ago

Surrey

A long island iced tea.

You've always fancied me but you know you shouldnt and once tried you'll be on your back 🤣🤣🍹🍹

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

A sloe comfortable screw against the wall...with a bang!

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By *till gameMan
10 weeks ago

two doors down

In bru - uniquely Scottish and refreshing, made from girders 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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By *offiaCoolWoman
10 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Let me guess Moby, your drink would have an olive in it

🤢

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By *obilebottom OP Man
10 weeks ago

All over

"Let me guess Moby, your drink would have an olive in it

🤢"

All my drinks have olives, not necessarily in but just comfortably on the side waiting to be picked and enjoyed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
10 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

A Single Malt ..

Aged and fucks you up 🤷‍♂️😆

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By *d mirerMan
10 weeks ago

lost

Double espresso

Keeps you awake

And too much gives you the shits

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
10 weeks ago

Manchester

Room temperature tap water

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By *ripfillMan
10 weeks ago

havant

Mine would be complex permutations delicate molecules of cider fractionally distilled into ethanol…

Able to mix or fizz but have the maturity of time itself

But pure - to avoid headaches

😬🤩😎🙏 but in

Need of very careful handling and avoid open flames 🔥 can explode with a bang ☄️💥

I now love access to the emoji world now

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
10 weeks ago

Essex

A short

Or jägerbombs. Will keep you up all night, and you’ll be fucked in the morning 🤣

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
10 weeks ago

Next Door

An aged single malt.

They get better with age

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By *eliWoman
10 weeks ago

"Cold, stale piss

You're going to do so well with all the men who love squirting on here.

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By *tsMattyHMan
10 weeks ago

Inverurie

Depends on what day it is

Some days the warm embrace of a smooth brandy

Other days I'm bitter lemon

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By *oeBeansMan
10 weeks ago

Derby

A hot chocolate. Sweet and comforting, not always a go-to but reminds you why you like it when you have it

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By *ou345Woman
10 weeks ago

Derby

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Long Island Iced Tea.

Not everyone's 'cup' of tea.

A mixture of shit loads of simple ingredients, fairly strong and does the job. Can pack a punch and give you a headache.

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By *ou345Woman
10 weeks ago

Derby

I'd be a grey goose vodka. Simple but goes down well.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Cold, stale piss

You're going to do so well with all the men who love squirting on here.

I hope not. That's the hot gushing piss market.

I'm more the not quite a pint that some mid life crisiser has put in the fridge because they've heard its good for restoring youth and vigour, but then couldn't go through with it, and I've just been sat there for a couple of weeks now, slowly enriching every food item with my scent

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By *obilebottom OP Man
10 weeks ago

All over

"A hot chocolate. Sweet and comforting, not always a go-to but reminds you why you like it when you have it

Smooth operator

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By *ickshawedCouple
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Tap water. Useful. Boring. Nobody notices it, but would be lost without it. Frequently only tasted when you're desperately thirsty

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By *a LunaWoman
10 weeks ago

South

A tall glass of shandy. Cold but refreshing.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

White lightening.

Cheap and fucking disgusting.

The mr

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A tall glass of luke warm ginger beer. It has lost most of it's sparkle but it's still a bit spicy even though someone has whisked a couple of kilos of butter into it for some reason.

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By *rith47Man
10 weeks ago

Erith

A smooth and flavoursome gran reserve rioja, from a decent year.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
10 weeks ago

All over

"Mine would be complex permutations delicate molecules of cider fractionally distilled into ethanol…

Able to mix or fizz but have the maturity of time itself

But pure - to avoid headaches

😬🤩😎🙏 but in

Need of very careful handling and avoid open flames 🔥 can explode with a bang ☄️💥

I now love access to the emoji world now

You definately thought this one through

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By *4bimMan
10 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Water.

Clear, calm and all you'll ever really need

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