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"What are your oldie symptoms?" Mine is seeing you complain about being 37 and thinking you youngsters don’t know you’re born! | |||
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"What are your oldie symptoms? Mine is seeing you complain about being 37 and thinking you youngsters don’t know you’re born! Haha those gosh darn younsters! " | |||
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"Storage. I love storage. Hades Oooh storage!! yes! love abit of storage and tupperwear  " | |||
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"Realising I probably have pants older than most many of the swingers here. It's probably about time you upgraded your pant draw then lol " | |||
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"Have got all the classic symptoms of now being an old fart,(I'm 37) my back hurts constantly, my knees hurt just moving and today I saw some teenagers in town larking about and generally having fun loudly and it irritated me more than it should've lol What are your oldie symptoms? " Omg 37 your in your prime a hot young woman Now talking about old I’m creaking when I walk x 😂 | |||
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"Realising I probably have pants older than most many of the swingers here. It's probably about time you upgraded your pant draw then lol " Nah! I’ll get the darning needle out  | |||
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"Have got all the classic symptoms of now being an old fart,(I'm 37) my back hurts constantly, my knees hurt just moving and today I saw some teenagers in town larking about and generally having fun loudly and it irritated me more than it should've lol Jesus OP, if you're feeling old , theres no hope for me What are your oldie symptoms? " Jesus OP, if you're feeling old , theres no hope for me | |||
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"All you guys coming for me coz im not that old and complaining that I'm getting old 🤣 😂 as my dear mumma would say your as old as you feel and most of the time I feel 73 instead of 37 lol " Fancy feeing a 67 year old | |||
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"What are your oldie symptoms? Mine is seeing you complain about being 37 and thinking you youngsters don’t know you’re born!" Same! | |||
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"Have got all the classic symptoms of now being an old fart,(I'm 37) my back hurts constantly, my knees hurt just moving and today I saw some teenagers in town larking about and generally having fun loudly and it irritated me more than it should've lol Jesus OP, if you're feeling old , theres no hope for me What are your oldie symptoms? Jesus OP, if you're feeling old , theres no hope for me
Yeah you should probably just give up now  " | |||
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"All you guys coming for me coz im not that old and complaining that I'm getting old 🤣 😂 as my dear mumma would say your as old as you feel and most of the time I feel 73 instead of 37 lol Fancy feeing a 67 year old
Yeah go on then, be cheap as chips going out on a date to the movies, they still do oap rates? lol " | |||
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"37 and feel the fittest and youngest I've ever been. That's what looking after yourself does. "I don't know whether it was intended, but this comment comes across as pretty snide | |||
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"I think most of today's music is shite.. "I don't know what most of today's music is  | |||
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"Have got all the classic symptoms of now being an old fart,(I'm 37) my back hurts constantly, my knees hurt just moving and today I saw some teenagers in town larking about and generally having fun loudly and it irritated me more than it should've lol Jesus OP, if you're feeling old , theres no hope for me What are your oldie symptoms? Jesus OP, if you're feeling old , theres no hope for me
Yeah you should probably just give up now "Dam pass me the shovel, I'll bury myself now  | |||
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"Have got all the classic symptoms of now being an old fart,(I'm 37) my back hurts constantly, my knees hurt just moving and today I saw some teenagers in town larking about and generally having fun loudly and it irritated me more than it should've lol What are your oldie symptoms? " 1st off You are still Kid at 37, wait till you get into your 50s - 60s As I'm 63 and when I tell people my age they say I'm still young as I still in my 40s | |||
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"I think most of today's music is shite..
I don't know what most of today's music is "We have bands in the castle in town .only know 1 out of 4 bands and that's madness (80"s) | |||
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"I’m beginning to sleep less and less. My hips ache My eyesight is deteriorating On the plus side, I get more handsome as I’m aging. " I think the last two might be connected... | |||
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"The main symptom is my birth date. 🧓" I’m pretty sure that’s the cause, not the effect …  | |||
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"Gardening What is it with older people and gardening? Any trawl through Rightmove will reveal the "old person dead" properties Inside, God awful patterned carpets, dark wood display cabinets, mushroom coloured bathroom suites and chintz curtains Outside though, it's like fkin Kew Gardens! " Oh. I've always done gardening  | |||
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"The main symptom is my birth date. 🧓 I’m pretty sure that’s the cause, not the effect … "True. Ok let me think 🤔...chin hair, it springs up overnight when you turn 50 🧔 | |||
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"The main symptom is my birth date. 🧓 I’m pretty sure that’s the cause, not the effect …
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Ok let me think 🤔...chin hair, it springs up overnight when you turn 50 🧔"For men, it's ear hair.🦻 | |||
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"Have got all the classic symptoms of now being an old fart,(I'm 37) my back hurts constantly, my knees hurt just moving and today I saw some teenagers in town larking about and generally having fun loudly and it irritated me more than it should've lol What are your oldie symptoms? " It takes me all night to do what I use to do all night. | |||
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"Needing a wheelchair Constant pain My "social" life is mainly chatting to medical professionals I have wrinkles" Oh. And I'm growing a weird beard. | |||
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The only thing I’ve noticed is that bird watching just kinda creeps up on you. I saw some starlings this morning which was rather pleasant. | |||
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"I don't get asked for id anymore." I now I don't drink anymore so I don't NEED ID  | |||
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"I don't get asked for id anymore." For a senior citizen bus pass?
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" What are your oldie symptoms? " No idea. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully ♥️ | |||
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" What are your oldie symptoms? No idea. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully ♥️" You and me both LB! 👍 | |||
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" What are your oldie symptoms? No idea. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully ♥️ You and me both LB! 👍" Awesome. We will be the ones shouting get your cock out in the oldies home 🤣 | |||
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"I don't get asked for id anymore. For a senior citizen bus pass?
*runs and hides*"I've got one 🧓 | |||
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" What are your oldie symptoms? No idea. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully ♥️ You and me both LB! 👍 Awesome. We will be the ones shouting get your cock out in the oldies home 🤣" We can take up crocheting, crochet cock and balls would be so cute! 😍 | |||
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"varifocals, if I can find the buggers." Omg yes.. Glasses! Man they suck. I remember being able to order my eyes to focus on anything and they'd just do it. Now it has to be a meter or more away otherwise I have to do the old man squint and tilt the page and complain about "why does it have to be so small print" Hehe.. Bah humbug! | |||
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"Kids complaining, they ache ? When there only 37 . Dream of being 37 again, not having to think about it before you move ." I was 31 when I started falling to bits. | |||
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Saying "who do you think you're talking to, do you know how old I am"
Old enough for Saga | |||
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" What are your oldie symptoms? No idea. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully ♥️ You and me both LB! 👍 Awesome. We will be the ones shouting get your cock out in the oldies home 🤣 We can take up crocheting, crochet cock and balls would be so cute! 😍" My partner made me a crocheted booby cushion. | |||
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"I don't get asked for id anymore. I now I don't drink anymore so I don't NEED ID "I don't drink or smoke anymore. I have to pay as adult to get on bus | |||
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"Listening to radio 2 instead of radio 1" I did that then moved to GHR. Can't stand mumsnet fm. | |||
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" What are your oldie symptoms? No idea. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully ♥️ You and me both LB! 👍 Awesome. We will be the ones shouting get your cock out in the oldies home 🤣 We can take up crocheting, crochet cock and balls would be so cute! 😍 My partner made me a crocheted booby cushion. "😍😍 I'm taking up crocheting! | |||
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" What are your oldie symptoms? No idea. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully ♥️ You and me both LB! 👍 Awesome. We will be the ones shouting get your cock out in the oldies home 🤣" Joking aside, I received two calls from the care home my Dad was in The first to tell me they had found him in the dining room - and a lady resident had her hand down his pants Second call was to tell me he'd stood up in the day room, dropped his trousers and asked 'does anybody want some?'  | |||
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"Kids complaining, they ache ? When there only 37 . Dream of being 37 again, not having to think about it before you move . I was 31 when I started falling to bits. " There’s always outliers on the bell-end shaped curve | |||
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"Kids complaining, they ache ? When there only 37 . Dream of being 37 again, not having to think about it before you move . I was 31 when I started falling to bits. There’s always outliers on the bell-end shaped curve " I'm no outlier
I'm almost certainly a bell end though 😎 | |||
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" What are your oldie symptoms? No idea. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully ♥️ You and me both LB! 👍 Awesome. We will be the ones shouting get your cock out in the oldies home 🤣 Joking aside, I received two calls from the care home my Dad was in The first to tell me they had found him in the dining room - and a lady resident had her hand down his pants Second call was to tell me he'd stood up in the day room, dropped his trousers and asked 'does anybody want some?' "I adore this. One of my most amazing last memories of my mum who died earlier this year is having a standard conversation with her and my bestie. Then in the middle of a sentence she looked over at a man across the room and pointed. She said “it’s the old men you have to watch. They just get their dicks out” 🤣 And then carried on with her cup of tea and chat. God I model myself on her ♥️ | |||
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"When the barber spends longer shaving the parts of your face that shouldn't be hairy than the hair on your head.🫤 B" Recalling Billy Connolly about hair on ears. | |||
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" What are your oldie symptoms? No idea. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully ♥️ You and me both LB! 👍 Awesome. We will be the ones shouting get your cock out in the oldies home 🤣 Joking aside, I received two calls from the care home my Dad was in The first to tell me they had found him in the dining room - and a lady resident had her hand down his pants Second call was to tell me he'd stood up in the day room, dropped his trousers and asked 'does anybody want some?' "Did/ does he have dementia or alzheimers? | |||
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" What are your oldie symptoms? No idea. I’ve decided to grow old disgracefully ♥️ You and me both LB! 👍 Awesome. We will be the ones shouting get your cock out in the oldies home 🤣 Joking aside, I received two calls from the care home my Dad was in The first to tell me they had found him in the dining room - and a lady resident had her hand down his pants Second call was to tell me he'd stood up in the day room, dropped his trousers and asked 'does anybody want some?'
Did/ does he have dementia or alzheimers? "It sounds like they both have. Inhibitions are often the first things to go. | |||
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"Straightening up from bending over *ng the garden was as graceful as trying to put up a tricky deckchair. I think I need WD40 not cod liver oil." They'll both make yer vag smell funny. Stick to KY. | |||
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"Straightening up from bending over *ng the garden was as graceful as trying to put up a tricky deckchair. I think I need WD40 not cod liver oil. They'll both make yer vag smell funny. Stick to KY." Or spit 💦 | |||
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"Straightening up from bending over *ng the garden was as graceful as trying to put up a tricky deckchair. I think I need WD40 not cod liver oil. They'll both make yer vag smell funny. Stick to KY. Or spit 💦" 👍🏻😁 | |||
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And oh the eye bags need some work! | |||
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"37 is not old 🤣 shopping for clothes and only choosing items with elasticated waistbands." • Såff' wears granny pants, and has two plastic knee caps, and she's had a Stannah Stairlift™ fitted in her bungalow and she disinfects her dentures in Steradent™, overnight. | |||
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"I was going to reply but I've forgotten what I was going to say now. What did I come in here for? " Best one so far!! lol | |||
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"Wait until you get to 47... I'd gladly be 37 again. Constantly exhausted, sleep pattern is rubbish, everything hurts." | |||
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I look at young families and I roll my eyes haha. Zero interest in engaging with babies/children/pets when ai see them. I am so grumpy.
I get muscle stiffness and it’s hard to get out of bed in the morning.
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"What are your oldie symptoms? " Falling asleep in front of the TV around 21.00 (I have morphed into my father). | |||
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"Beige becoming THE colour of choice" Oh hell fucking no...  | |||
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"37 and you think your old. Wait til your 50!! That's when you body completely fails you and bits start falling off... "I am sure that when I'm 50, I'll be totally reliant on other people. I try not to think about it. | |||
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"Not being able to walk unaided. Need a bed guard to get me out of bed. Back locks and sciatic nerve plays up. If you feel like you do at 37 God knows what you will be like at 60" Thanks. I know | |||
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"The main symptom is my birth date. 🧓 I’m pretty sure that’s the cause, not the effect …
True.
Ok let me think 🤔...chin hair, it springs up overnight when you turn 50 🧔"I've got it already...I think the first one appeared in my 30s. | |||
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"no signs of ageing yet still fit as fk in as good shape now than when i was 37 "Lucky so in so... | |||
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"Wait till your piss valve intermittently stops working and you end up dribbling in yer nick nak OP" Better start the Kegels. | |||
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"Realising I probably have pants older than most many of the swingers here. " Stop looking in my underwear drawer! Lol! | |||
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"Storage. I love storage. Hades" Wondering how I can get rid of all the stuff that I have stored so no one has to sort through it when I'm deceased. | |||
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"I've had to start stretching before and after my workout 😑" Needing to stretch to get out of bed.... 28? stop it. | |||
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"I’m beginning to sleep less and less. My hips ache My eyesight is deteriorating On the plus side, I get more handsome as I’m aging. " One hip is ok..the other one has me limping around if I decide to go walking or cycling for a day.... aka more than an hour...smh... | |||
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"Short grey hair Achey lower back Wrinkles A deep and satisfying appreciation for quiet." Wanting to shave my head and not giving a F how I look...only wearing a woolley hat to bed is stopping me....not sure for how long though. | |||
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"Mine is being in a nightclub and feeling like a grandad at 39. Actually used the phrase "Loud in here isn't init?"." I feel alseep in a club 18-30 nightclub in Ibiza at age 30....yup I'm past the mosh pit. | |||
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"Realising I probably have pants older than most many of the swingers here. It's probably about time you upgraded your pant draw then lol Nah! I’ll get the darning needle out "Sir the fact that you know what a darning needle is.... Gen Z mostly clueless as if it has a hole go to Primarni and get a new one. | |||
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"Getting injuries for the slightest of things, that take longer to heal and never fully go away. " Same I've been nursing a sprained knee since 2012. Lol! | |||
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"varifocals, if I can find the buggers." I put off getting them from Specsavers for 2 years...Lol! Now I can't see anything. Lol! | |||
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I don't drink or smoke anymore. I have to pay as adult to get on bus "I've fallen apart so much not from drinking or smoke but I have a mental disability bus pass and I'm going to need a mobility scooter soon with my hip. | |||
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"Listening to radio 2 instead of radio 1 I did that then moved to GHR. Can't stand mumsnet fm." No idea what any of this is? I listen to what Spotify recommends to me... And it's usually Bob marley, Beyonce or Coldplay or similar music. Lol! | |||
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"Kids complaining, they ache ? When there only 37 . Dream of being 37 again, not having to think about it before you move . I was 31 when I started falling to bits. " Hugs. 31 when I had my mental breakdown and haven't been the same since. Lol! Only better. Lol! | |||
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"37 and you think your old. Wait til your 50!! That's when you body completely fails you and bits start falling off...
I am sure that when I'm 50, I'll be totally reliant on other people. I try not to think about it. "I'm totally reliant on other people now. My 20 year old managers at work have to tell me what to do because I forget... and the pharmacy and the mental health support group and the GP. My neighbours are the pub landlords for when I forget my keys.
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"Straightening up from bending over *ng the garden was as graceful as trying to put up a tricky deckchair. I think I need WD40 not cod liver oil." I've enlisted a younger erotic masseur...to ...lubricate..my.....hip. Lol! | |||
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"What are your oldie symptoms? Falling asleep in front of the TV around 21.00 (I have morphed into my father)." Bro I'm in bed at 8pm....and I talk to my sister and my colleagues like how my mother talks. I also have a chair like my father that I regularly fall asleep in for no reason what so ever....apart from eh insomnia. Lol! | |||
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"I do.. dodgy hip which has contributed towards a somewhat kink of mine
And oh the eye bags need some work!"The whole left side is dogdgy. From foot to neck....all because the left knee went when I was 30... | |||
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"I’ve had heart burn twice in the last week
K"My sibling got told by the doctor to lay off the cholesterol....I told them welcome to middle age...They are still under age 35....
Fat, spicy food and dairy...Me eating before 8pm.... I've gone off my food. smh... | |||
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"Also osteoporosis and breaking bones, going grey, glasses" Hugs. I'm eating a bowl of yoghurt before cycling to my manual job in a marginal attempt to avoid osteoporosis. I'm not convinced it will work. | |||
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"Also osteoporosis and breaking bones, going grey, glasses Hugs. I'm eating a bowl of yoghurt before cycling to my manual job in a marginal attempt to avoid osteoporosis. I'm not convinced it will work." Haven’t seen you in forever, how are you keeping apart from the osteoporosis fear?  | |||
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"Flicking through the TV channels and Time Team is on. I get drawn in "I let streaming recommend the hip shit to me...I can't remember the last time I watched real TV...  | |||
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"Dodgy knees and teeth. And thinking that lifetime guarantees aren't as good value as they used to be." My dentist told me I need a root canal....4 years ago....I'm dreading it. | |||
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"Being more clumsy and dropping unanimate objects, but then telling those objects to fuck off "sobs in always been clumsy from childhood. | |||
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"Beige becoming THE colour of choice Oh hell fucking no... "Not there yet...just bought a bright yellow replacement raincoat. Replacement clothing because you hate "fashion" cheap clothing and you go nowhere to buy clothes for. I wear a uniform at work. Lol! | |||
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"When the barber spends longer shaving the parts of your face that shouldn't be hairy than the hair on your head.🫤 B Recalling Billy Connolly about hair on ears. " Not there yet but was doing my face and thought I might need to get a nose trimmer.
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"Wait until you get to 47... I'd gladly be 37 again. Constantly exhausted, sleep pattern is rubbish, everything hurts." Same..I think it's hit me younger harder because I'm neurodivergent. I'm holding on to my sanity with my bare knuckles because I hear the menopause makes unhinged and I'm already unhinged!! | |||
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"Getting more irritated at other people's bad behavior and getting joint pain. " Finding other people's bad behaviour entertaining..... 
Not criminal behaviour though..those ones need to be institutionalised. that's about as conservative as I get. | |||
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"Also osteoporosis and breaking bones, going grey, glasses Hugs. I'm eating a bowl of yoghurt before cycling to my manual job in a marginal attempt to avoid osteoporosis. I'm not convinced it will work. Haven’t seen you in forever, how are you keeping apart from the osteoporosis fear? "Trying to fight off dementia also. Lol! And battling middle-age insomnia. Lol! Ok I can't blame all of the insomnia on middle-aged perimenopause. The brain has always been tricky. I don't know how I survived being a teenager and in my 20s really. How are you? | |||
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"Radio 2 still the best Creaking joints aching limbs and not as quick as I used to be , however still can get an erection . And touch my toes "Impressive. erection and touching toes. | |||
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"I'm just tired more - mentally and physically. I don't have the mental bandwidth for complications. Physically I'm in good health (no aches or pains) just getting unfit. My friendships from my youth are mostly about heavy drinking, so I barely see my friends. I feel I've aged almost a decade in the last few years." Yeah alcohol isn't the greatest for me now. But I was still sitting with my school mates commiserating on the cost of living and not being able to drink alcohol due to medical procedures. No more excessive rum for us. | |||
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"Gardening What is it with older people and gardening? Any trawl through Rightmove will reveal the "old person dead" properties Inside, God awful patterned carpets, dark wood display cabinets, mushroom coloured bathroom suites and chintz curtains Outside though, it's like fkin Kew Gardens! " Millenials are waiting for the Boomers and Gen X to die so we can buy their houses cheap.
But to be honest, I'm terrified of having to manage my parents' estates.
My mother helpfully told me today that they had to go to court ( for my grandfather's estate) for absolutely no reason. Lawyer was out of the country....Years and years of adjournments.
Getting old and thinking about your pension and your funeral and what are your kin going to do with all of your "stuff"
The sibling has already refused to take my ashes urn on a plane.
I am my father's daughter. He jokes about death and so do I....I'm not sure which one of us is closer to the appearance of the grim reaper. | |||
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"Less gigs...in fact not been to one for a few years now." I live in London so gigs are everywhere. I also have schoolmate friends in Barbados who are performing artists so again gigs are everywhere. | |||
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"Nearly pissing in your pants on the way to the toilet " Huh. You're more likely to piss your psnts on The way BACK. | |||
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"Needing glasses to read if my eyes are tired " You are a sight for sore eyes!😍 | |||
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 ... I guess I could be partly down to less sleep and getting up earlier these days. | |||
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