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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? " Looking at your arse 😇😜 | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Looking at your arse 😇😜" I’m agreeing with him. 🍑 | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? " Just sat down after a quick 23 mile bicycle ride... Getting old is crap 🤣 | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Looking at your arse 😇😜" Pervert 🤣 | |||
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"Im eating a biscuit but I'll deny it if anyone asks." Ooo which kind? | |||
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"I am presently contemplating the many varieties of lettuce. Tis a most wondrous thing 🥬" Without looking.... no googling.. straight off your head ( i'm trusting you ) Name the most nutritious lettuce ... Go! | |||
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"Im eating a biscuit but I'll deny it if anyone asks." Theoretically, what might that biscuit be 🧐 | |||
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"Im eating a biscuit but I'll deny it if anyone asks. Ooo which kind? " I'm denying eat all the crispy forest fruit slices ..... | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Looking at your arse 😇😜 I’m agreeing with him. 🍑" Another pervert 🤣 | |||
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"I am presently contemplating the many varieties of lettuce. Tis a most wondrous thing 🥬 Without looking.... no googling.. straight off your head ( i'm trusting you ) Name the most nutritious lettuce ... Go!" Random guess…..that purple one (the name eludes me sadly) Am I correct Granny? (Close even?) | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Just sat down after a quick 23 mile bicycle ride... Getting old is crap 🤣" Okay okay  😂 | |||
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"Im eating a biscuit but I'll deny it if anyone asks. Theoretically, what might that biscuit be 🧐" Theoretically it might be a Cantucci Al Pistachio .... Factually its a crispy forest fruit slice | |||
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"I am presently contemplating the many varieties of lettuce. Tis a most wondrous thing 🥬 Without looking.... no googling.. straight off your head ( i'm trusting you ) Name the most nutritious lettuce ... Go! Random guess…..that purple one (the name eludes me sadly) Am I correct Granny? (Close even?) " Awwwwww I'm so proud of you ..... No it's not | |||
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"Im eating a biscuit but I'll deny it if anyone asks. Theoretically, what might that biscuit be 🧐 Theoretically it might be a Cantucci Al Pistachio .... Factually its a crispy forest fruit slice" Never heard of them. Off to Google  | |||
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"I am presently contemplating the many varieties of lettuce. Tis a most wondrous thing 🥬 Without looking.... no googling.. straight off your head ( i'm trusting you ) Name the most nutritious lettuce ... Go! Random guess…..that purple one (the name eludes me sadly) Am I correct Granny? (Close even?) Awwwwww I'm so proud of you ..... No it's not " ☹️☹️ I knew I should have said the green one… ☹️☹️😜 | |||
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"Sitting on the sofa wondering if I ask really nicely on this thread, maybe a very generous lady will send me photos of her breasts 🤔" There's no harm in asking | |||
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"I am presently contemplating the many varieties of lettuce. Tis a most wondrous thing 🥬 Without looking.... no googling.. straight off your head ( i'm trusting you ) Name the most nutritious lettuce ... Go! Random guess…..that purple one (the name eludes me sadly) Am I correct Granny? (Close even?) Awwwwww I'm so proud of you ..... No it's not ☹️☹️ I knew I should have said the green one… ☹️☹️😜" Well ..... that would have lost on a technicality | |||
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"I’m still working 🙄 waiting on some documents so I can finalise a piece of work which is required first thing. *taps nails on desk in frustration " Bugger. Fingers crossed you don't have to wait much longer. | |||
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"I am presently contemplating the many varieties of lettuce. Tis a most wondrous thing 🥬 Without looking.... no googling.. straight off your head ( i'm trusting you ) Name the most nutritious lettuce ... Go! Random guess…..that purple one (the name eludes me sadly) Am I correct Granny? (Close even?) Awwwwww I'm so proud of you ..... No it's not ☹️☹️ I knew I should have said the green one… ☹️☹️😜 Well ..... that would have lost on a technicality " I'm curious now Granny, are you going tontell us? | |||
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"In my hotel and dithering about venturing out to 'downtown' Sheffield to find a suitable brasserie of note. 🦐🍲" Probably a good idea to go forage food. | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? " Enjoying the view of your gorgeous arse  | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Enjoying the view of your gorgeous arse "The perverts are starting to form a queue 😂 Maybe I should be perving at some bums.... | |||
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"Waiting in the car for child 2 to appear. He's late." • How many months are you gone? 👩🍼🚼 You can now give birth in hospitals. In-vehicular birthing is a thing of the past. | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Looking at your arse 😇😜 Pervert 🤣" How's anyone supposed to look at your arse when your profile is hidden    | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Looking at your arse 😇😜 Pervert 🤣 How's anyone supposed to look at your arse when your profile is hidden "I'm presuming they are looking at my avatar / profile pic 🤷♀️ Profile doesn't get opened for arse perving. | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Looking at your arse 😇😜 Pervert 🤣 How's anyone supposed to look at your arse when your profile is hidden
I'm presuming they are looking at my avatar / profile pic 🤷♀️ Profile doesn't get opened for arse perving. "🤣🤣 Fair enough | |||
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"In my hotel and dithering about venturing out to 'downtown' Sheffield to find a suitable brasserie of note. 🦐🍲 · Probably a good idea to go forage food. " • It's not ideal for woo'ing. | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Enjoying the view of your gorgeous arse
The perverts are starting to form a queue 😂
Maybe I should be perving at some bums...."Hahahaha. I bet you will | |||
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"I am presently contemplating the many varieties of lettuce. Tis a most wondrous thing 🥬 Without looking.... no googling.. straight off your head ( i'm trusting you ) Name the most nutritious lettuce ... Go! Random guess…..that purple one (the name eludes me sadly) Am I correct Granny? (Close even?) Awwwwww I'm so proud of you ..... No it's not ☹️☹️ I knew I should have said the green one… ☹️☹️😜 Well ..... that would have lost on a technicality I'm curious now Granny, are you going tontell us?" Yes. I am ! The most nutritious lettuce........ I found out years ago ....... is a Romaine. So there. Quite recently by comparison, I found out that little Gems are little romaines... But a full grown romaine is the most nutritious | |||
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"Had my tea watching Douglas Is Cancelled "I thoroughly enjoyed that programme | |||
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"Waiting for the mixer to finish whipping butter for buttercream " *gives it a lick* | |||
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"I am presently contemplating the many varieties of lettuce. Tis a most wondrous thing 🥬 Without looking.... no googling.. straight off your head ( i'm trusting you ) Name the most nutritious lettuce ... Go! Random guess…..that purple one (the name eludes me sadly) Am I correct Granny? (Close even?) Awwwwww I'm so proud of you ..... No it's not ☹️☹️ I knew I should have said the green one… ☹️☹️😜 Well ..... that would have lost on a technicality I'm curious now Granny, are you going tontell us? Yes. I am ! The most nutritious lettuce........ I found out years ago ....... is a Romaine. So there. Quite recently by comparison, I found out that little Gems are little romaines... But a full grown romaine is the most nutritious " Ah ha! Thank you Granny
Alas…this fact has only served to reinforce my distinct lack of lettuce knowledge for I can only name three varieties off the top of my head; Iceberg, Cos and Rocket (and I’m not entirely confident that the last one is even classified as a lettuce) 😕 | |||
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"Waiting in the car for child 2 to appear. He's late. • How many months are you gone? 👩🍼🚼 You can now give birth in hospitals. In-vehicular birthing is a thing of the past." Not in the Wilds of North Yorkshire it isn't, Nero. My first child was birthed in the cab of a combine, don't you know. | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? " Let me kiss it better | |||
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"Waiting in the car for child 2 to appear. He's late. • How many months are you gone? 👩🍼🚼 You can now give birth in hospitals. In-vehicular birthing is a thing of the past. Not in the Wilds of North Yorkshire it isn't, Nero. My first child was birthed in the cab of a combine, don't you know." That's Claas! | |||
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"That's Claas!" I see what you did there. 🚜 | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? " I hear you I'm on my fourth day of being housebound by covid I have been out to walk the dog at hours when the streets are empty He's a fantastic little buddy, but I can't deny that I'm not missing the day to day routine I don't do well with down time | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Looking at your arse 😇😜 Pervert 🤣" Always | |||
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"Waiting in the car for child 2 to appear. He's late. • How many months are you gone? 👩🍼🚼 You can now give birth in hospitals. In-vehicular birthing is a thing of the past. · Not in the Wilds of North Yorkshire it isn't, Nero. My first child was birthed in the cab of a combine, don't you know." • If it's mine then we're having 'them' at The Portland Hospital, Marylebone, Nell. Apparently they serve the best post-birthing brunches over china and silver. | |||
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"Currently welding "• Congratulations! 💑💍 | |||
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"Currently welding "You should probably put Fab down and concentrate. | |||
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"Waiting in the car for child 2 to appear. He's late. • How many months are you gone? 👩🍼🚼 You can now give birth in hospitals. In-vehicular birthing is a thing of the past. · Not in the Wilds of North Yorkshire it isn't, Nero. My first child was birthed in the cab of a combine, don't you know. • If it's mine then we're having 'them' at The Portland Hospital, Marylebone, Nell. Apparently they serve the best post-birthing brunches over china and silver." Are 'we' indeed? As I'll be the one expelling 'our' baby, I'll be choosing the location. This sheep fold will do nicely. | |||
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"Having a quick drink before heading home, having had another no-show for social meets." That's just shit another lass had same thing earlier Òmg whats the matter people sort it out bloody time wasters our time is as important to us as you don't mess about with meets that's c**t ish Sorry u had a messed up meet they don't deserve you there loss | |||
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"Oh Welding! Doh  "Decided shorts and t-shirt isn't the best attire for welding | |||
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You should probably put Fab down and concentrate."Just a coffee break | |||
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"Waiting in the car for child 2 to appear. He's late. • How many months are you gone? 👩🍼🚼 You can now give birth in hospitals. In-vehicular birthing is a thing of the past. · Not in the Wilds of North Yorkshire it isn't, Nero. My first child was birthed in the cab of a combine, don't you know. • If it's mine then we're having 'them' at The Portland Hospital, Marylebone, Nell. Apparently they serve the best post-birthing brunches over china and silver. · Are 'we' indeed? As I'll be the one expelling 'our' baby, I'll be choosing the location. This sheep fold will do nicely. " • Fiiiine! Seeing that you're a woman (the last time I gazed upon thee) I shall let you have the last word. | |||
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"Just about to buy a bottle of rouge🍷" Was it YOU who let Mimi (Rouge) down, Willy?! Disgraceful | |||
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"Chilling in bed with my kittens after a rather lovely meet" Are you playing with your pussy? | |||
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"Chilling in bed with my kittens after a rather lovely meet Are you playing with your pussy? "Not in front of the kittens. They'll judge me | |||
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"I am eating the blandest raspberries in the history of raspberries🍓 (there is no raspberries emoji) " Raspberries and Blueberries all seem so dry and tasteless these days. I’ve given up on them. | |||
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"Checking the grouting out in the bathroom " Your bathroom or the ones from half of the dick pics I imagine you receive in a day 😂 | |||
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"Checking the grouting out in the bathroom Your bathroom or the ones from half of the dick pics I imagine you receive in a day 😂" 😂😂. Mine | |||
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"I'm laid on my sofa nursing a very sore knee instead of doing one of the 1001 things I need to actually do. Getting old is crap 😂 What are you doing right now? Looking at your arse 😇😜 I’m agreeing with him. 🍑 Another pervert 🤣" To be fair I don't blame them, you've a lovely bum | |||
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"Lying bed having taken flare-up meds, preparing for another day of being ignored on fab. 💊💊💊" Hope you feel better soon x | |||
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