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By *hillout OP   Man
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Question for the ladies.

What is your wand kill count?

How many of these trusty and handy companions have you mercilessly worked to oblivion in your drive for self gratification? Were you gutted to see any of them expire?

Over to you

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

None.

I don't care for wands

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By *imply DeeWoman
18 weeks ago

Wherever

Never had one. Not sure I want one as well.

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By *anilla switchWoman
18 weeks ago

Hampshire

Does a kitchen roll holder count?

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

None, i really dislike them

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By *affron40Woman
18 weeks ago

manchester

None

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By *eah BabyCouple
18 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

None, never had one, tried one once but found it very intense (not in a good way) so didn’t feel I wanted to own one, also told the desensitise you so kind of off putting

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By *ookie46Woman
18 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Not a wand but I’m onto my third satisfyer pro 2

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By *urora1912Woman
18 weeks ago

Norfolk East anglia

None

My satisfyer I'm on number 4

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By *herry delightWoman
18 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

On my second wand.

I don't and wouldn't have a Satisfyer.

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By *nnCeeWoman
18 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Never killed a wand (or a Satisfyer), but mullered a couple of smaller toys, mainly by knackering the batteries/set up (dropped the batteries out and some other part has fallen out, so that it won't go back together properly).

Have also knobbled the "rechargable" batteries by not keeping them charged, so that they don't hold charge anymore.

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By *uxom redCouple
18 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

None,

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By *hillout OP   Man
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"None.

I don't care for wands "

Congrats. You're felony free

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Not a wand but I’m onto my third satisfyer pro 2 "

Oh I'll have to check that out - I'm on my 3rd womaniser!

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By *inky RockersCouple
18 weeks ago

Castleford

Just one crossed over to toy heaven.... so far ??

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By *hillout OP   Man
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Never had one. Not sure I want one as well."

Doesn't generally appeal or based on feedback from others?

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
18 weeks ago

somewhere

I'm on my third in 4 years

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By *eliWoman
18 weeks ago

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I've burnt through three. Each time they were replaced free of charge and the same happened.

And then I decided to upgrade my sex toy collection to rival a courtesan's. Now it consists solely of Lelo, Doxy and Coco De Mer and I've not had to bid farewell. I rarely use them nowadays so I think that helps a little bit.

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By *reat me rightWoman
18 weeks ago

Rotherham

Never had one

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By *B69Woman
18 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Never had one, prefer the real thing

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By *hillout OP   Man
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Does a kitchen roll holder count?"

Now there's a novelty!

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By *viatrixWoman
18 weeks ago

Redhill

I’ve never owned a wand. Too intense for me. Would make me sore in seconds.

For me a little bullet does the job along with my glass dildo. Dildo is still unbroken but I’m on my 2nd bullet.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
18 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Like many here, wands feel nice but don’t make my cum. Bullet vibes I have gone through by the 100, and one satisfyer sadly passed away

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By *hillout OP   Man
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"None "

Another without a criminal record

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By *hillout OP   Man
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"None, never had one, tried one once but found it very intense (not in a good way) so didn’t feel I wanted to own one, also told the desensitise you so kind of off putting "

Had no idea wands were so avoided. Shows what I know!

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester

I think I'm on my 6th or 7th wand. No complaint about my current one

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Is this the Harry Potter thread and are people buying their wands from Ollivanders (founded in 382BC)?

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By *punk n gushCouple
18 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

Killed one a pixie she wasn't as waterproof as i thought when I gushed abit to much

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By *ittlebirdWoman
18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

None. I’m not a fan of wands either. I prefer to cum in other ways

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

1 wand and 1 satisfyer.

Currently having to make do with the trusty rabbit but it’s rare I use it.

Kx

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By *ndyLou4UCouple
18 weeks ago

Plymouth

I fully burnt out my first rampant rabbit....that was a sad day, also a little scary when it started wildly overheating during solo play!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
18 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I use a rechargeable rabbit eared clit stim and am on my second

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By *hillout OP   Man
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Not a wand but I’m onto my third satisfyer pro 2 "

Think I should have included these in my survey

You're a serial killer cookie!

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By *orphia2003Woman
18 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

0 don't have one.

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By *liceinwanderlust101Woman
18 weeks ago

Cambridge/London

On my third

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

It was Bellaseas who used to talk about wearing them out around here …

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By *izzy.Woman
18 weeks ago

Stoke area

I'm on my second wand and a couple of rabbits were disposed in an appropriate manner after dying

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By *punk n gushCouple
18 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal


"Killed one a pixie she wasn't as waterproof as i thought when I gushed abit to much "

Have to get a new 1 even if it's the rechargeable 1

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

2 and counting...

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I’m on my third one.

To be fair, one didn’t die I simply accidentally left it in a hotel once. We forgot it during a bit of an emergency where my FWB suffered a sex injury requiring a visit to A&E. When we remembered the next day, he did offer to go back to the hotel to retrieve it. Instead he replaced it.

That one died after almost two years. The one I’m on now doesn’t see frequent use as the old one. I’ve simply grown bored with it mostly and have moved on to other fun toys.

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By *hillout OP   Man
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"None

My satisfyer I'm on number 4 "

😅😳 what's the warranty on those things?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
18 weeks ago

Wirral

I've never killed a wand because I don't like them. I buy them, try them, then they sit unloved and unused.

I go through a rabbit every 4-6 months though. I wear the left ear off, then the right ear goes, then the motor burns out. I've had more dead rabbits than Watership Down.

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By *ady LickWoman
18 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

Just one, I was very upset at the time. Upgraded to a Dozy but its a bit too much. My old one had a dial, this one is low which is a lot anyway and high which is waaaay too intense for me!

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By *a LunaWoman
18 weeks ago

South Wales

Don’t use them on myself. Too powerful. I do like using them on men though

I have a little £10 vibrator from back in the day. Still works fine and does the job so I’ll use that till it retires itself.

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By *hillout OP   Man
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Never killed a wand (or a Satisfyer), but mullered a couple of smaller toys, mainly by knackering the batteries/set up (dropped the batteries out and some other part has fallen out, so that it won't go back together properly).

Have also knobbled the "rechargable" batteries by not keeping them charged, so that they don't hold charge anymore."

OK. So none were literally worked to oblivion

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