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"Been drinking too much. What will fluff my fur that is non alcoholic?" Ooo what about A Yushi Fizz | |||
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"Pass me the cocktail list, would you Midnight?" Ooo would you like some help choosing  | |||
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"Been drinking too much. What will fluff my fur that is non alcoholic? Ooo what about A Yushi Fizz " Jesus, sounds like a cold fish dipped in lemonade. Count me in. | |||
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"Sparkling water. Lots of ice. Lemon slices. Maybe some pomegranate seeds." Meli we don't have pomegranate seeds ffs!! We're a bar, not a green grocers   | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please" Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? | |||
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"An ice cold glass of Sancerre please darling " Anything for you my cherry strumpet | |||
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"I'll let the person after me choose and I'll buy their drink as well
Looks like are keeping that body pure with sparkling iced water with lemon "With Meli around, everything will always be pure  | |||
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"Tonight a Dark N' Stormy would suit fine." What's that - rum?? | |||
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"Been drinking too much. What will fluff my fur that is non alcoholic? Ooo what about A Yushi Fizz Jesus, sounds like a cold fish dipped in lemonade. Count me in." Or you could have a 'nice pear' | |||
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"I’ll have a pint of Vimto please midnight
Oh you sausage.. Wanna a straw
I was in your neck of the woods on Saturday xxxx"I heard you  next time I may come and play out.  | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? " Yes please a couple of large rocks | |||
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"Been drinking too much. What will fluff my fur that is non alcoholic? Ooo what about A Yushi Fizz Jesus, sounds like a cold fish dipped in lemonade. Count me in. Or you could have a 'nice pear' "I'm probably more of a peach man, but always appreciate a nice pear to be fair. | |||
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"Carling, Doritos and salsa dip. I’m a classy guy. " LMAO... Oh so sorry Sir...I accidentally SAT on the doritos.. They are all crushed and crumby!! | |||
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"Have you sorted the massive horn, Midnight? I’ll have a tea extra hot, black. I’m über boring but I feel shit tonight. The tea is to sweat out whatever is slowly killing me inside. " Yeah the horn has been crushed
Aww babes, here is a healing tea xx | |||
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"Does the bar have any Pepsi max " It sure does!! One ice cold Pepsi max on its way... Want any snacks?? | |||
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"Glenfiddich gets an undeserved bad rep for being "cheap" and "supermarket whisky". Personally I love it. It's also completely unrelated that I happen to be cheap " Well I'm definitely supermarket!! Omg its a match!! | |||
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"Tonight a Dark N' Stormy would suit fine. What's that - rum??" It has rum, ginger beer and lime. Something a pirate would appreciate | |||
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"Does the bar have any Pepsi max It sure does!! One ice cold Pepsi max on its way... Want any snacks?? " A pack of dry roasted would be lovely, thank you hostess | |||
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"I'll let the person after me choose and I'll buy their drink as well
Looks like are keeping that body pure with sparkling iced water with lemon
With Meli around, everything will always be pure "Hah!! Pure!! Did you not hear the total filth coming out of her mouth on Saturday... I could see your hair starting to go curly! | |||
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"Carling, Doritos and salsa dip. I’m a classy guy. LMAO... Oh so sorry Sir...I accidentally SAT on the doritos.. They are all crushed and crumby!! " And embedded in your bum cheeks. Oh well best eat them out. | |||
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"I’ll have a pint of Vimto please midnight
Oh you sausage.. Wanna a straw
I was in your neck of the woods on Saturday xxxx
I heard you next time I may come and play out. "Yaayyyy get signed up, we need a bouncy tiger.. I'll snog you when I see you | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks" ermmm couple of large rocks coming up | |||
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"Been drinking too much. What will fluff my fur that is non alcoholic? Ooo what about A Yushi Fizz Jesus, sounds like a cold fish dipped in lemonade. Count me in. Or you could have a 'nice pear'
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"I’ll have a JD and apple juice please "Huh.. What together or separate glasses | |||
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"I'll let the person after me choose and I'll buy their drink as well
Looks like are keeping that body pure with sparkling iced water with lemon
With Meli around, everything will always be pure
Hah!! Pure!! Did you not hear the total filth coming out of her mouth on Saturday... I could see your hair starting to go curly! "Yeah, but you were definitely the instigator there! | |||
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"Tonight a Dark N' Stormy would suit fine. What's that - rum?? It has rum, ginger beer and lime. Something a pirate would appreciate "Arrrgghh to be sure
Oh nice set up midnight 
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"Does the bar have any Pepsi max It sure does!! One ice cold Pepsi max on its way... Want any snacks?? A pack of dry roasted would be lovely, thank you hostess " Offtt roasted nuts
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks ermmm couple of large rocks coming up "Oh dear ! I thought your horn had gone , maybe not | |||
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"Carling, Doritos and salsa dip. I’m a classy guy. LMAO... Oh so sorry Sir...I accidentally SAT on the doritos.. They are all crushed and crumby!! And embedded in your bum cheeks. Oh well best eat them out. "
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"A lemsip off the rocks,stirred not shaken please OP "Awww a quiet lemsip coming up - do you need tucking in ? | |||
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"I’ll have a pint of Vimto please midnight
Oh you sausage.. Wanna a straw
I was in your neck of the woods on Saturday xxxx
I heard you next time I may come and play out.
Yaayyyy get signed up, we need a bouncy tiger.. I'll snog you when I see you "Swooooonnnnnn  | |||
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"On my last two beers next to a camp fire . I’m toasting the remains of my liver " Oh I usually take marshmallows, but each to his own... Some chianti maybe?? | |||
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"I’ll have a Disaronno over crushed ice please "Nice!! I haven't had one of those for years!! | |||
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"A lemsip off the rocks,stirred not shaken please OP
Awww a quiet lemsip coming up - do you need tucking in ? "Oh if you would be so kind please | |||
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"I'll let the person after me choose and I'll buy their drink as well
Looks like are keeping that body pure with sparkling iced water with lemon
With Meli around, everything will always be pure
Hah!! Pure!! Did you not hear the total filth coming out of her mouth on Saturday... I could see your hair starting to go curly!
Yeah, but you were definitely the instigator there! "Moi
Err have you met me, sweetness and light personified!!
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"On my last two beers next to a camp fire . I’m toasting the remains of my liver Oh I usually take marshmallows, but each to his own... Some chianti maybe?? " My cooking skills fall short of marshmallows No chianti but I did have the beans | |||
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"Plesse can I just have a peppermint tea while I sit here in my PJ's and snuggle my cat? It's been a long day." If your cat needs a break I’ll have a saucer of milk. | |||
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"Can I have a glass of that which Homelander drinks in The Boys please? "Umm. Possibly | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks ermmm couple of large rocks coming up
Oh dear ! I thought your horn had gone , maybe not "It's coming back  | |||
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"Tonight a Dark N' Stormy would suit fine. What's that - rum?? It has rum, ginger beer and lime. Something a pirate would appreciate
Arrrgghh to be sure
Oh nice set up midnight
Actually it sounds delish.. Is the rum dark or white?? "Dark | |||
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"I’ll have a pint of Vimto please midnight
Oh you sausage.. Wanna a straw
I was in your neck of the woods on Saturday xxxx
I heard you next time I may come and play out.
Yaayyyy get signed up, we need a bouncy tiger.. I'll snog you when I see you
Swooooonnnnnn "Mwah xx | |||
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"Iced tea unsweetened please" Crikey those are lethal!! Coming up!! | |||
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"I’ll have a JD and apple juice please
Huh.. What together or separate glasses "No, together. It’s heaven | |||
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"A pale ale please. I do have work tomorrow after all. Thank you
J"Hugs to you both | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks ermmm couple of large rocks coming up
Oh dear ! I thought your horn had gone , maybe not
It's coming back "In that case have a large drambuie on me | |||
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"I’d love a sip from a furry cup. "
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"A lemsip off the rocks,stirred not shaken please OP
Awww a quiet lemsip coming up - do you need tucking in ?
Oh if you would be so kind please "What’s up knobby?? Have you got the man flu?!?! | |||
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"A lemsip off the rocks,stirred not shaken please OP
Awww a quiet lemsip coming up - do you need tucking in ?
Oh if you would be so kind please "Awww shall I sing soft kitty too | |||
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"Iced tea unsweetened please Crikey those are lethal!! Coming up!! " it's just tea over ice | |||
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"Plesse can I just have a peppermint tea while I sit here in my PJ's and snuggle my cat? It's been a long day." Awww peppermint tea coming up in a special cup
Do you want a biscuit?? | |||
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"On my last two beers next to a camp fire . I’m toasting the remains of my liver Oh I usually take marshmallows, but each to his own... Some chianti maybe?? My cooking skills fall short of marshmallows No chianti but I did have the beans "
Hope it doesn't turn into Deliverance! | |||
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"Plesse can I just have a peppermint tea while I sit here in my PJ's and snuggle my cat? It's been a long day. Awww peppermint tea coming up in a special cup
Do you want a biscuit?? "A biscuit and a special cup??
I'll have a hobnob, please. | |||
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"Plesse can I just have a peppermint tea while I sit here in my PJ's and snuggle my cat? It's been a long day. If your cat needs a break I’ll have a saucer of milk. "Meow!! | |||
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"Sparkling water. Lots of ice. Lemon slices. Maybe some pomegranate seeds. Meli we don't have pomegranate seeds ffs!! We're a bar, not a green grocers "Oh for bleepin' sake Midnight, spruce it up a bit already. Got to have the garnishes ready to go. So disappointed in you. *grumble grumble* | |||
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"A pale ale please. I do have work tomorrow after all. Thank you
J"Ooo i love pale ale! How about a tasting trio! | |||
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".. Whatcha drinking?? I'm on Glenfiddich 12..apparently the number is important... But in reality it just says I'm too tight to buy anything else! " A refreshing Cream Soda please. Failing that, Dandelion & Burdock. Thanks! | |||
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"Plesse can I just have a peppermint tea while I sit here in my PJ's and snuggle my cat? It's been a long day. If your cat needs a break I’ll have a saucer of milk.
Meow!! "I can lick my balls too. | |||
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"Pint of neck oil please x" Yaaassss my favourite!! Offttt lets get one for each hand | |||
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"Tonight a Dark N' Stormy would suit fine. What's that - rum?? It has rum, ginger beer and lime. Something a pirate would appreciate
Arrrgghh to be sure
Oh nice set up midnight
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Dark "I'm pouring it now.. Does the glass need rimming | |||
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"I’ll have a JD and apple juice please
Huh.. What together or separate glasses
No, together. It’s heaven "Ohhh
I'm mixing | |||
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"Pint of neck oil please x Yaaassss my favourite!! Offttt lets get one for each hand "This could get messy | |||
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"Just hook me up to a vodka trip I'm still travelling home... left Manchester nearly 6 hours ago" Offftt one intravenous drip coming up! You need a teleportation machine! | |||
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"I'll let the person after me choose and I'll buy their drink as well
Looks like are keeping that body pure with sparkling iced water with lemon
With Meli around, everything will always be pure
Hah!! Pure!! Did you not hear the total filth coming out of her mouth on Saturday... I could see your hair starting to go curly!
Yeah, but you were definitely the instigator there!
Moi
Err have you met me, sweetness and light personified!!
Oh yeah wait, you've met me TWICE!! "I said I felt bad about the first time already. What more do you want?!  | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks ermmm couple of large rocks coming up
Oh dear ! I thought your horn had gone , maybe not
It's coming back
In that case have a large drambuie on me "Drambuie! Crikey my first boyfriend used to drink that | |||
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"Iced tea unsweetened please Crikey those are lethal!! Coming up!! it's just tea over ice "I wonder if it was assumed to a Long Island iced tea? | |||
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"Tonight a Dark N' Stormy would suit fine. What's that - rum?? It has rum, ginger beer and lime. Something a pirate would appreciate
Arrrgghh to be sure
Oh nice set up midnight
Actually it sounds delish.. Is the rum dark or white??
Dark
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"Iced tea unsweetened please Crikey those are lethal!! Coming up!! it's just tea over ice "Shit I've made you a long island iced tea | |||
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"Plesse can I just have a peppermint tea while I sit here in my PJ's and snuggle my cat? It's been a long day. Awww peppermint tea coming up in a special cup
Do you want a biscuit??
A biscuit and a special cup??
I'll have a hobnob, please." | |||
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"Would a nice cup of green tea be okay, Midnight? "Lots of tea on the go tonight! Here you go Mrs KC xx | |||
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".. Whatcha drinking?? I'm on Glenfiddich 12..apparently the number is important... But in reality it just says I'm too tight to buy anything else! " The number is very important. I'll have an RB12. | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks ermmm couple of large rocks coming up
Oh dear ! I thought your horn had gone , maybe not
It's coming back
In that case have a large drambuie on me
Drambuie! Crikey my first boyfriend used to drink that "Drambuie, drambuie, ain’t that some kind of fancy liquor | |||
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"Hi Midnight xx would love a JD on the rocks if it's not too much trouble "I heard it's amazing with apple juice... Let me know if you want to try it! | |||
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"Cuppa please. Tiny bit of milk. No sugar" One cuppa coming up x | |||
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"Hi Midnight xx would love a JD on the rocks if it's not too much trouble
I heard it's amazing with apple juice... Let me know if you want to try it! "Ooh I'm up for trying | |||
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"Would a nice cup of green tea be okay, Midnight?
Lots of tea on the go tonight! Here you go Mrs KC xx"It's a school night! | |||
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"Sparkling water. Lots of ice. Lemon slices. Maybe some pomegranate seeds. Meli we don't have pomegranate seeds ffs!! We're a bar, not a green grocers
Oh for bleepin' sake Midnight, spruce it up a bit already. Got to have the garnishes ready to go. So disappointed in you.
*grumble grumble*"
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"A small cognac in a sniffer please. Thank you. " On its way x | |||
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"Hot chocolate with a big dollop of Baileys, please Midnight." Ooo Daizy would you like me to whip some cream | |||
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".. Whatcha drinking?? I'm on Glenfiddich 12..apparently the number is important... But in reality it just says I'm too tight to buy anything else! A refreshing Cream Soda please. Failing that, Dandelion & Burdock. Thanks!" No cream soda, so it'll have to be D+B.. I always have that at the chippy | |||
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"Plesse can I just have a peppermint tea while I sit here in my PJ's and snuggle my cat? It's been a long day. If your cat needs a break I’ll have a saucer of milk.
Meow!!
I can lick my balls too. " i bet you can, you durty boy | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks ermmm couple of large rocks coming up
Oh dear ! I thought your horn had gone , maybe not
It's coming back
In that case have a large drambuie on me
Drambuie! Crikey my first boyfriend used to drink that "Did he have large rocks ? | |||
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"Pint of neck oil please x Yaaassss my favourite!! Offttt lets get one for each hand
This could get messy "Fuck yeah.. You'll hold my hair right, if i barf | |||
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"I’ll have a pint of Vimto please midnight "Is that a cheeky VIMTO. LOL | |||
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"I'll let the person after me choose and I'll buy their drink as well
Looks like are keeping that body pure with sparkling iced water with lemon
With Meli around, everything will always be pure
Hah!! Pure!! Did you not hear the total filth coming out of her mouth on Saturday... I could see your hair starting to go curly!
Yeah, but you were definitely the instigator there!
Moi
Err have you met me, sweetness and light personified!!
Oh yeah wait, you've met me TWICE!!
I said I felt bad about the first time already. What more do you want?! "
I just like seeing you squirm, you are cute | |||
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"Iced tea unsweetened please Crikey those are lethal!! Coming up!! it's just tea over ice
I wonder if it was assumed to a Long Island iced tea? "I think you should take over the bar KC!! | |||
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"Tonight a Dark N' Stormy would suit fine. What's that - rum?? It has rum, ginger beer and lime. Something a pirate would appreciate
Arrrgghh to be sure
Oh nice set up midnight
Actually it sounds delish.. Is the rum dark or white??
Dark
I'm pouring it now.. Does the glass need rimming
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"I'll have....a LOT please. Whatever is being poured. Make mine large and plentiful. It's been a DAY" Oh I know that feeling... left Manchester at 2.45 this afternoon still travelling!! | |||
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"Hot chocolate with a big dollop of Baileys, please Midnight. Ooo Daizy would you like me to whip some cream "Do you know what, forget the drink we'll just go with the whipped cream! | |||
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"Iced tea unsweetened please Crikey those are lethal!! Coming up!! it's just tea over ice
I wonder if it was assumed to a Long Island iced tea?
I think you should take over the bar KC!! "That's probably unwise | |||
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".. Whatcha drinking?? I'm on Glenfiddich 12..apparently the number is important... But in reality it just says I'm too tight to buy anything else! The number is very important. I'll have an RB12. " Red breast?? Nice Choice | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks ermmm couple of large rocks coming up
Oh dear ! I thought your horn had gone , maybe not
It's coming back
In that case have a large drambuie on me
Drambuie! Crikey my first boyfriend used to drink that
Drambuie, drambuie, ain’t that some kind of fancy liquor "Yeah.. Whisky +honey! | |||
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"I wasn't going to drink tonight but I've had a few Coronas. Needed some kind of treat to finish the day." I had chocolate | |||
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"Hi Midnight xx would love a JD on the rocks if it's not too much trouble
I heard it's amazing with apple juice... Let me know if you want to try it!
Ooh I'm up for trying "On its way! | |||
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"Would a nice cup of green tea be okay, Midnight?
Lots of tea on the go tonight! Here you go Mrs KC xx
It's a school night! "I'm on whisky | |||
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"I'll have....a LOT please. Whatever is being poured. Make mine large and plentiful. It's been a DAY" Oh that sounds like a call for gin!! | |||
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"I was going to ask for a cuppa, as well. But then I saw the request for Hot Chocolate... if you're already making one, might you make double, then I will have a small cup. If I may, if its not too much trouble. Please and thank you x" Absolutely.. Would you like some whipped cream and marshmallows?? | |||
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"Pint of neck oil please x Yaaassss my favourite!! Offttt lets get one for each hand
This could get messy
Fuck yeah.. You'll hold my hair right, if i barf "Of course. I’m the perfect wingwoman | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks ermmm couple of large rocks coming up
Oh dear ! I thought your horn had gone , maybe not
It's coming back
In that case have a large drambuie on me
Drambuie! Crikey my first boyfriend used to drink that
Did he have large rocks ? "He had a very large rock in his ear! | |||
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"I’ll have a pint of Vimto please midnight
Is that a cheeky VIMTO. LOL"Shes VERY cheeky!! | |||
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"Hot chocolate with a big dollop of Baileys, please Midnight. Ooo Daizy would you like me to whip some cream
Do you know what, forget the drink we'll just go with the whipped cream! "*midnight ch*kes on her whisky* fuck yes.. I'll bring chocolate too | |||
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"Absolutely.. Would you like some whipped cream and marshmallows?? " Yes please
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"Absolutely.. Would you like some whipped cream and marshmallows?? Yes please
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"Iced tea unsweetened please Crikey those are lethal!! Coming up!! it's just tea over ice
I wonder if it was assumed to a Long Island iced tea?
I think you should take over the bar KC!!
That's probably unwise "
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks ermmm couple of large rocks coming up
Oh dear ! I thought your horn had gone , maybe not
It's coming back
In that case have a large drambuie on me
Drambuie! Crikey my first boyfriend used to drink that
Did he have large rocks ?
He had a very large rock in his ear! "Okie dokie, time to go , that’s my taxi Thank you for being a wonderful host midnight. X | |||
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"I’ll have a pint of Vimto please midnight
Vimto for me too with lots of ice"Ohh vimto is popular tonight! | |||
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"Or jack Daniels on the rocks but no ice "How about apple juice?. | |||
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"Pint of neck oil please x Yaaassss my favourite!! Offttt lets get one for each hand
This could get messy
Fuck yeah.. You'll hold my hair right, if i barf
Of course. I’m the perfect wingwoman " | |||
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"Absolutely.. Would you like some whipped cream and marshmallows?? Yes please
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"Absolutely.. Would you like some whipped cream and marshmallows?? Yes please
Wouldn’t we all "Get your own bar | |||
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"Ginger beer for me please Oh I love ginger beer - ice?? Yes please a couple of large rocks ermmm couple of large rocks coming up
Oh dear ! I thought your horn had gone , maybe not
It's coming back
In that case have a large drambuie on me
Drambuie! Crikey my first boyfriend used to drink that
Did he have large rocks ?
He had a very large rock in his ear!
Okie dokie, time to go , that’s my taxi
Thank you for being a wonderful host midnight. X"Night | |||
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"Did you get a drink yet Midders? You’ve been rushed off your feet "Yeah I've got my whisky to hand
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".. Whatcha drinking?? I'm on Glenfiddich 12..apparently the number is important... But in reality it just says I'm too tight to buy anything else! " I'll have a large one and a glass of your finest red wine. The 12 is my favourite as my granda use to drink it.. thanksxx | |||
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"Did you get a drink yet Midders? You’ve been rushed off your feet
Yeah I've got my whisky to hand
I always make sure my whistle is well oiled "Oily is the best way for whistles darling | |||
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"Did you get a drink yet Midders? You’ve been rushed off your feet
Yeah I've got my whisky to hand
I always make sure my whistle is well oiled
Oily is the best way for whistles darling "You can oil whatever you like | |||
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"Glenfarclas 15 yr Show off "You don’t approve??? | |||
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".. Whatcha drinking?? I'm on Glenfiddich 12..apparently the number is important... But in reality it just says I'm too tight to buy anything else! I'll have a large one and a glass of your finest red wine. The 12 is my favourite as my granda use to drink it.. thanksxx" Aww it's nice to have a family connection xx | |||
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"Did you get a drink yet Midders? You’ve been rushed off your feet
Yeah I've got my whisky to hand
I always make sure my whistle is well oiled
Oily is the best way for whistles darling " | |||
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"Aberlour 12 yr old, smooth as me in a I fancy you thread. " Oh what's that one like?? I'm gonna do a whisky tasting!! | |||
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"Glenfarclas 15 yr Show off
You don’t approve???"I do approve | |||
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"Just having nice cold French lager beer. Small bottle type for one glass "They are so cute! | |||
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"A pale ale please. I do have work tomorrow after all. Thank you
J
Hugs to you both "Back atcha as always! Xx | |||
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"A lemsip off the rocks,stirred not shaken please OP
Awww a quiet lemsip coming up - do you need tucking in ?
Oh if you would be so kind please
What’s up knobby?? Have you got the man flu?!?!"I have! But I’m not one to moan about it | |||
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"A lemsip off the rocks,stirred not shaken please OP
Awww a quiet lemsip coming up - do you need tucking in ?
Oh if you would be so kind please
Awww shall I sing soft kitty too "Yes please.haven’t heard soft kitty before but I’m sure it’ll sound fantastic | |||
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"Aberlour 12 yr old, smooth as me in a I fancy you thread. Oh what's that one like?? I'm gonna do a whisky tasting!! " It’s like me. Very smooth with a mature finish. | |||
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"Just having nice cold French lager beer. Small bottle type for one glass
They are so cute! "Plus go down very easy | |||
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".. Whatcha drinking?? I'm on Glenfiddich 12..apparently the number is important... But in reality it just says I'm too tight to buy anything else! " I’m drinking a Lagavulin 16, stood at the bar. Looking down further down the bar, trying to make eye contact with that insanely hot woman in the black dress… she glances up, holds my gaze.. | |||
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"Would a nice cup of green tea be okay, Midnight?
Lots of tea on the go tonight! Here you go Mrs KC xx
It's a school night!
I'm on whisky "A brave choice | |||
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"Hmmmm... now I have some whipped cream and some marshmallows... What mischief can I get up to now?! "Cover me in the whipped cream and then lick it all off? | |||
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"Hmmmm... now I have some whipped cream and some marshmallows... What mischief can I get up to now?!
Cover me in the whipped cream and then lick it all off? "I like your thinking | |||
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"Hmmmm... now I have some whipped cream and some marshmallows... What mischief can I get up to now?!
Cover me in the whipped cream and then lick it all off?
I like your thinking "The marshmallows are mine though | |||
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