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By *asonnn3 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Central Belt

Working from home and completely distracted. Third wank of the day now and had sex last night! Why am i so hard?! Anyone else struggling to get fully satisfied today?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Working from home and completely distracted. Third wank of the day now and had sex last night! Why am i so hard?! Anyone else struggling to get fully satisfied today?"

Midnight has drank the same water as you.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Constantly the same - it’s most distracting

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By *asonnn3 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Central Belt

Genuinely so horny today - i usually am but this is insane! Haha!

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By *lynJMan
10 weeks ago

Morden

Are you sure this isn't humble bragging?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Are you sure this isn't humble bragging?"

Not so humble

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By *ex HolesMan
10 weeks ago

Up North

Fantastic bell end OP

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By *eterandJaneadventuresCouple
10 weeks ago

Sutton

Just the normal Monday back to work frustration / home distraction. If you were in the office you would have less wanks .

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By *asonnn3 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Central Belt

Nope! That aint me

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith

"Are you sure this isn't humble bragging?"

In fairness, given where we are "I had sex last night" isn't exactly going to be the pinnacle of humblebrag material. :P

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By *lynJMan
10 weeks ago

Morden

"Are you sure this isn't humble bragging?

In fairness, given where we are "I had sex last night" isn't exactly going to be the pinnacle of humblebrag material. :P"

Depends on how long ago the readers of the statement last had any sex (with some else)

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Are you sure this isn't humble bragging?

In fairness, given where we are "I had sex last night" isn't exactly going to be the pinnacle of humblebrag material. :P

Depends on how long ago the readers of the statement last had any sex (with some else)"

Surely it was more the three wanks following sex last night that was the bragging.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
10 weeks ago

Near Keith

"Are you sure this isn't humble bragging?

In fairness, given where we are "I had sex last night" isn't exactly going to be the pinnacle of humblebrag material. :P

Depends on how long ago the readers of the statement last had any sex (with some else)"

Oh yeah for sure, my main point was that generally speaking someone reading it is more likely to have had recent sex than not. Obviously there'll be exceptions to that.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

1: Dopamine and oxytocin withdrawals

2: your not doing it right

3: not so humble brag

Or all three

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By *eliWoman
10 weeks ago

Nope. My libido is really low and I barely think about sex.

Stay strong whilst you're going through this hard time OP.

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By *asonnn3 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Central Belt

No humble brag here! Just a horny guy on a sex site chatting about how horny he is. Nothing out of the ordinary!

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By *heBigLibowskiMan
10 weeks ago

Hampshire

I like buying bloomer bread but it doesn't fit very well in the toaster.

Very annoying.

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By *ex HolesMan
10 weeks ago

Up North

"I like buying bloomer bread but it doesn't fit very well in the toaster.

Very annoying."

Phimosis of the toaster isn’t good

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

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Midnight slides in and checks where 'central belt' is.... Wait.. where the fuck is 'central belt' ??

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By *igrating ladMan
10 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

At least OP you get to work from home and play with yourself. I’m at work and so horny, keep popping loo and teasing my cock. So eager to cum now lol x

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By *nnCeeWoman
10 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Fantastic bell end OP

Reminds me of a cobra (snake)

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By *herry delightWoman
10 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I was fully satisfied this afternoon thanks, I have no need of a wank.

Putting up the sex swing for tomorrow so I will be satisfied again.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Are you sure this isn't humble bragging?

In fairness, given where we are "I had sex last night" isn't exactly going to be the pinnacle of humblebrag material. :P"

Well, I had sex all night Friday night, Saturday and part of Sunday until mid afternoon. I was woken up in the middle of the night for cuddles which turned into middle of the night sex. I had shower sex. I had sec propped up on a window looking out into Bloomsbury. I had so much sex I feared the worse—another torn cunt experience! Is that a humble brag that’s permissible given where we are?

I’m only asking. I’m not saying I had that much sex. I’m in fact a virgin.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Are you sure this isn't humble bragging?

In fairness, given where we are "I had sex last night" isn't exactly going to be the pinnacle of humblebrag material. :P

I’m only asking. I’m not saying I had that much sex. I’m in fact a virgin.

You’re a woman you’re allowed to brag

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"No humble brag here! Just a horny guy on a sex site chatting about how horny he is. Nothing out of the ordinary! "

On a sex site?

Telling people how horny you are on here or sexual exploits are just not how it’s done!!

Unless you’re a woman

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By *im_1878Man
10 weeks ago

Formby

Fab is one lovely distraction when working from home, but it does make the mind wander

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Are you sure this isn't humble bragging?

In fairness, given where we are "I had sex last night" isn't exactly going to be the pinnacle of humblebrag material. :P

I’m only asking. I’m not saying I had that much sex. I’m in fact a virgin.

You’re a woman you’re allowed to brag

I can get away with it for having a cunt?! Oh how privileged I am!

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A wank never does it for me, it's a temporary measure and I am usually hornier than I was before in an hour or so.

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