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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. "
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. " This. Definitely this. J | |||
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The only option i have open is passengers waiting for the bus... Even the postman hasn't been today "Just keeping till your clit is sore  | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J" you are not helping
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The only option i have open is passengers waiting for the bus... Even the postman hasn't been today
Just keeping till your clit is sore "It'll fall off soon!! As soon as i have the release it just comes straight back  | |||
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How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away! "Deliveroo | |||
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"Just love the thought of you the OP, wanking so many times, can’t speak for every man, but I just have to offload and that’s me sorted for another while"  , we're trying to sort me out, not get you off!! | |||
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How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away! "Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent! | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively.
The only option i have open is passengers waiting for the bus... Even the postman hasn't been today
Just keeping till your clit is sore
It'll fall off soon!!
As soon as i have the release it just comes straight back "Would love us fellas to have that capability, I know some can repeat multiple times, | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Deliveroo "Oh now there's an idea... I could add a special delivery instruction | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent! "Yeah but they are all darn sarf or ooop North | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively.
The only option i have open is passengers waiting for the bus... Even the postman hasn't been today
Just keeping till your clit is sore
It'll fall off soon!!
As soon as i have the release it just comes straight back
Would love us fellas to have that capability, I know some can repeat multiple times,"I think my heart will give out soon | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent!
Yeah but they are all darn sarf or ooop North "List yourself on the Meets. You’ll at least have one box full of cocks. | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent!
Yeah but they are all darn sarf or ooop North "Curse of the midlands. Lol! | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away! "That's what tentacles are for. Or I happen to have a pretty awesome hothusband who's 'working from home'
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent!
Yeah but they are all darn sarf or ooop North
List yourself on the Meets. You’ll at least have one box full of cocks. "Oh heck... I think that might have cured it | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent!
Yeah but they are all darn sarf or ooop North
Curse of the midlands. Lol!"
Fab strikes again - no matter where you are the grass is always greener!! | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent!
Yeah but they are all darn sarf or ooop North
List yourself on the Meets. You’ll at least have one box full of cocks. "Yup or search for young men who have zero commitments or responsibilities within a 5/10 miles radius currently online. The under 30s are always wanting some. As an over 40 woman, I have home maintenance, work, weekly medical appointments, financial and civic duties and exercise cause use it or lose it. Oh and the perimenopause. And I don't have kids or a partner and I'm not a carer for anyone!! | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
That's what tentacles are for. Or I happen to have a pretty awesome hothusband who's 'working from home'
J"Oh i need to check out tentacles - are they soft? | |||
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"Wish I could help, in the same situation myself but current 1200 miles away Good luck "
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
That's what tentacles are for. Or I happen to have a pretty awesome hothusband who's 'working from home'
J
Oh i need to check out tentacles - are they soft? "You can choose the firmness. | |||
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"Wish I could help, in the same situation myself but current 1200 miles away Good luck
May the force be with you! "And you my sister | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent!
Yeah but they are all darn sarf or ooop North
Curse of the midlands. Lol!
Fab strikes again - no matter where you are the grass is always greener!! "My problem is I get into one of my autistic or BPD/EUPD mood swings and I can't be bothered and the libido drops out. Fustration is my current default the last 2 months. | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively.
The only option i have open is passengers waiting for the bus... Even the postman hasn't been today
Just keeping till your clit is sore
It'll fall off soon!!
As soon as i have the release it just comes straight back "Haha keep going then | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent!
Yeah but they are all darn sarf or ooop North
List yourself on the Meets. You’ll at least have one box full of cocks.
Yup or search for young men who have zero commitments or responsibilities within a 5/10 miles radius currently online. The under 30s are always wanting some.
As an over 40 woman, I have home maintenance, work, weekly medical appointments, financial and civic duties and exercise cause use it or lose it. Oh and the perimenopause. And I don't have kids or a partner and I'm not a carer for anyone!!"I am actually supposed to be working today too | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
That's what tentacles are for. Or I happen to have a pretty awesome hothusband who's 'working from home'
J
Oh i need to check out tentacles - are they soft?
You can choose the firmness. "Oh i defo need to do research!! | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent!
Yeah but they are all darn sarf or ooop North
Curse of the midlands. Lol!
Fab strikes again - no matter where you are the grass is always greener!!
My problem is I get into one of my autistic or BPD/EUPD mood swings and I can't be bothered and the libido drops out.
Fustration is my current default the last 2 months."Oh yeah i totally get that.. I thought if be done by now, but it keeps surging | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively.
The only option i have open is passengers waiting for the bus... Even the postman hasn't been today
Just keeping till your clit is sore
It'll fall off soon!!
As soon as i have the release it just comes straight back
Haha keep going then " | |||
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"Faacckk I'm proper horny, like a b*tch on heat... I've had so many lady wanks and it's still not gone I've turned into a total prick tease - which was a lot of fun - but actually its just made me even hotter under the collar !! Tell me what works for you when you are overcome with sex hormone raging through your body!! " You need me lol and my wands | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x"Definitely something in the air. I’ve been up and down like yo-yo  | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x"There is definitely something in the air. I'm sat on my lunch break and I have both butterflies and fanny flutters. It's delicious. J | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away! "HI I am Chad…. 
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x"Yaaasss.. Tell me what you have tried and what's next Might be a cold shower for me next | |||
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"Faacckk I'm proper horny, like a b*tch on heat... I've had so many lady wanks and it's still not gone I've turned into a total prick tease - which was a lot of fun - but actually its just made me even hotter under the collar !! Tell me what works for you when you are overcome with sex hormone raging through your body!! You need me lol and my wands " If you can get here in 10 mins you're on!! | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x
Yaaasss.. Tell me what you have tried and what's next
Might be a cold shower for me next "Cold shower makes it worse | |||
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"Seeing a picture of Susan Boyle usually takes the urge away " | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x
Yaaasss.. Tell me what you have tried and what's next
Might be a cold shower for me next "Or a hot shower with wandering soapy hands. And an adjustable spray nozzle... J | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x
Definitely something in the air. I’ve been up and down like yo-yo "Maybe it's in the water and we're all turning into sex monsters | |||
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"Seeing a picture of Susan Boyle usually takes the urge away
Christ "That or suella braverman works for me... | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x
There is definitely something in the air. I'm sat on my lunch break and I have both butterflies and fanny flutters. It's delicious.
J"I've been like that since Friday!! | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x
There is definitely something in the air. I'm sat on my lunch break and I have both butterflies and fanny flutters. It's delicious.
J"Same, I'm not complaining
Miss S x | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
HI I am Chad….
"Hi Chad send me your dick | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x
Yaaasss.. Tell me what you have tried and what's next
Might be a cold shower for me next
Cold shower makes it worse "Shit, scratch that then!! | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x
Yaaasss.. Tell me what you have tried and what's next
Might be a cold shower for me next
Or a hot shower with wandering soapy hands. And an adjustable spray nozzle...
J"No no no this is not helping, it's making it worse!!! | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent! "Even the guys turning up in their builders van need servicing love. | |||
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"Seeing a picture of Susan Boyle usually takes the urge away
Christ
That or suella braverman works for me..."I'm not googling! | |||
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Miss S x
Yaaasss.. Tell me what you have tried and what's next
Might be a cold shower for me next "Well.. I've had some morning sex, I'm WFH and it's break time at 2pm so I'm thinking some afternoon sex to try and curve it! I can see me being a horny bitch all day though regardless what happens to me
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Ah ha, the moment let’s meet now messages start being sent!
Even the guys turning up in their builders van need servicing love. "Yeah but where are they when you need them !! | |||
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Miss S x
Yaaasss.. Tell me what you have tried and what's next
Might be a cold shower for me next
Well.. I've had some morning sex, I'm WFH and it's break time at 2pm so I'm thinking some afternoon sex to try and curve it!
I can see me being a horny bitch all day though regardless what happens to me
Miss S x" man I'm well jel!!
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"If I can’t have sex I’ll hit the gym and work myself into death I’ll still be horny but I’ll be too tired to lift my arms to wank and have a nap instead " That's not a bad idea! | |||
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"Seeing a picture of Susan Boyle usually takes the urge away
Christ
That or suella braverman works for me...
I'm not googling! "Google? They say you are always 3 clicks away from a dick pic | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Deliveroo
Oh now there's an idea... I could add a special delivery instruction "Pizza with extra sausage? Damnit, all those 70s pornos weren't lying after all. | |||
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"Seeing a picture of Susan Boyle usually takes the urge away
Christ
That or suella braverman works for me...
I'm not googling!
Google? They say you are always 3 clicks away from a dick pic "Umm 3 clicks or licks?. | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x
Yaaasss.. Tell me what you have tried and what's next
Might be a cold shower for me next
Well.. I've had some morning sex, I'm WFH and it's break time at 2pm so I'm thinking some afternoon sex to try and curve it!
I can see me being a horny bitch all day though regardless what happens to me
Miss S x
man I'm well jel!!
*sigh*"
If I could help scratch that itch... I sure would!
Hope you can scratch it somehow!!
Miss S x | |||
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"I wasn’t horny (much)until I saw this thread. Grrrrrrrr "
Save yourself
Soz.. I'm taking everyone down with me
Fuck that's it, an orgy!! A fab forum orgy!! | |||
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"Faacckk I'm proper horny, like a b*tch on heat... I've had so many lady wanks and it's still not gone I've turned into a total prick tease - which was a lot of fun - but actually its just made me even hotter under the collar !! Tell me what works for you when you are overcome with sex hormone raging through your body!! You need me lol and my wands If you can get here in 10 mins you're on!! " Depends where you are!? | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Deliveroo
Oh now there's an idea... I could add a special delivery instruction
Pizza with extra sausage?
Damnit, all those 70s pornos weren't lying after all. "Oh ho ho.... You are good at this.... So... I'd like extra thick sausage.... on the side... I'll eat it immediately so don't worry about wrapping it | |||
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"That is wild. I have also felt the exact same today!! Wonder what's in the air
Miss S x
Yaaasss.. Tell me what you have tried and what's next
Might be a cold shower for me next
Well.. I've had some morning sex, I'm WFH and it's break time at 2pm so I'm thinking some afternoon sex to try and curve it!
I can see me being a horny bitch all day though regardless what happens to me
Miss S x
man I'm well jel!!
*sigh*
If I could help scratch that itch... I sure would!
Hope you can scratch it somehow!!
Miss S x"Good luck with yours | |||
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"Faacckk I'm proper horny, like a b*tch on heat... I've had so many lady wanks and it's still not gone I've turned into a total prick tease - which was a lot of fun - but actually its just made me even hotter under the collar !! Tell me what works for you when you are overcome with sex hormone raging through your body!! You need me lol and my wands If you can get here in 10 mins you're on!! Depends where you are!?" Well if you are Shipley its nowhere near 10 mins! | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Deliveroo
Oh now there's an idea... I could add a special delivery instruction
Pizza with extra sausage?
Damnit, all those 70s pornos weren't lying after all.
Oh ho ho.... You are good at this.... So... I'd like extra thick sausage.... on the side... I'll eat it immediately so don't worry about wrapping it "Where the hell were you when I was 15? No pizza sausage sex milfs then. I've wasted my life  | |||
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"Faacckk I'm proper horny, like a b*tch on heat... I've had so many lady wanks and it's still not gone I've turned into a total prick tease - which was a lot of fun - but actually its just made me even hotter under the collar !! Tell me what works for you when you are overcome with sex hormone raging through your body!! You need me lol and my wands If you can get here in 10 mins you're on!! Depends where you are!? Well if you are Shipley its nowhere near 10 mins! "True! But East Midlands could be just down the motorway!!! | |||
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"Sex. Loads and loads of sex. Specifically loads of orgasms. Leaning into the hunger and devouring all that I fancy devouring insatiably. Riding through the horn, literally and figuratively. This. Definitely this. J you are not helping
How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Deliveroo
Oh now there's an idea... I could add a special delivery instruction
Pizza with extra sausage?
Damnit, all those 70s pornos weren't lying after all.
Oh ho ho.... You are good at this.... So... I'd like extra thick sausage.... on the side... I'll eat it immediately so don't worry about wrapping it
Where the hell were you when I was 15?
No pizza sausage sex milfs then. I've wasted my life ".. I'm not a milf! | |||
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"I wasn’t horny (much)until I saw this thread. Grrrrrrrr
Save yourself
Soz.. I'm taking everyone down with me
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True! But East Midlands could be just down the motorway!!! "ROFL.... Zoom call with my boss imminently! | |||
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I'm gonna organise one "Can I come, I’ll bring humus and Doritos. | |||
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I'm gonna organise one
Can I come, I’ll bring humus and Doritos. "We want tacos as well | |||
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Fuck that's it, an orgy!! A fab forum orgy!!
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I'm gonna organise one
Can I come, I’ll bring humus and Doritos. "No crumbs!! | |||
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Soz.. I'm taking everyone down with me
Fuck that's it, an orgy!! A fab forum orgy!!
Orgy, orgy, oryg
I'm gonna organise one
Can I come, I’ll bring humus and Doritos.
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How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Deliveroo
Oh now there's an idea... I could add a special delivery instruction
Pizza with extra sausage?
Damnit, all those 70s pornos weren't lying after all.
Oh ho ho.... You are good at this.... So... I'd like extra thick sausage.... on the side... I'll eat it immediately so don't worry about wrapping it
Where the hell were you when I was 15?
No pizza sausage sex milfs then. I've wasted my life
.. I'm not a milf! "Sexy slut next door? My sausage is like Heineken beer, it reaches the parts others cannot reach... I thought that'd give you an hour's worth of masturbation material. | |||
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Soz.. I'm taking everyone down with me
Fuck that's it, an orgy!! A fab forum orgy!!
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I'm gonna organise one
Can I come, I’ll bring humus and Doritos.
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How am i gonna find a willing cock that's less than 30 mins away!
Deliveroo
Oh now there's an idea... I could add a special delivery instruction
Pizza with extra sausage?
Damnit, all those 70s pornos weren't lying after all.
Oh ho ho.... You are good at this.... So... I'd like extra thick sausage.... on the side... I'll eat it immediately so don't worry about wrapping it
Where the hell were you when I was 15?
No pizza sausage sex milfs then. I've wasted my life
.. I'm not a milf!
Sexy slut next door?
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Soz.. I'm taking everyone down with me
Fuck that's it, an orgy!! A fab forum orgy!!
Orgy, orgy, oryg
I'm gonna organise one
Can I come, I’ll bring humus and Doritos.
No crumbs!!
It always get messy though "Nobody wants spicy dorito fingers up their bum!! | |||
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True! But East Midlands could be just down the motorway!!!
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True! But East Midlands could be just down the motorway!!!
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Should be a fun call then!"It'll be excruciating They'll want to know why I've not made any headway! | |||
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“Mmmmm I'd like a vibrating cushion
Don’t worry about the noise boss it’s the it guy sorting me out "And the live video link | |||
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For fucking
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True! But East Midlands could be just down the motorway!!!
ROFL.... Zoom call with my boss imminently!
Should be a fun call then!
It'll be excruciating
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True! But East Midlands could be just down the motorway!!!
ROFL.... Zoom call with my boss imminently!
Should be a fun call then!
It'll be excruciating
They'll want to know why I've not made any headway!
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True! But East Midlands could be just down the motorway!!!
ROFL.... Zoom call with my boss imminently!
Should be a fun call then!
It'll be excruciating
They'll want to know why I've not made any headway!
Yeah you naughty girl! Concentrate
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Who’s Doxy??
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A Doxy? - what’s the clitoral equivalent of White Finger Vibration Syndrome?"Oh VWCS is a real thing! I've burnt through wands before, literally had them overheat on me and then die, overused. My clit is quite a sturdy thing luckily but I know women who take a break due to numbness/decrease in sensation. | |||
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A Doxy? - what’s the clitoral equivalent of White Finger Vibration Syndrome?
Oh VWCS is a real thing! I've burnt through wands before, literally had them overheat on me and then die, overused. My clit is quite a sturdy thing luckily but I know women who take a break due to numbness/decrease in sensation. "Is it better than a tongue?? | |||
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A Doxy? - what’s the clitoral equivalent of White Finger Vibration Syndrome?
Oh VWCS is a real thing! I've burnt through wands before, literally had them overheat on me and then die, overused. My clit is quite a sturdy thing luckily but I know women who take a break due to numbness/decrease in sensation. "Wand abuse wasn’t just a problem at Hogwarts… | |||
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A Doxy? - what’s the clitoral equivalent of White Finger Vibration Syndrome?
Oh VWCS is a real thing! I've burnt through wands before, literally had them overheat on me and then die, overused. My clit is quite a sturdy thing luckily but I know women who take a break due to numbness/decrease in sensation.
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A Doxy? - what’s the clitoral equivalent of White Finger Vibration Syndrome?
Oh VWCS is a real thing! I've burnt through wands before, literally had them overheat on me and then die, overused. My clit is quite a sturdy thing luckily but I know women who take a break due to numbness/decrease in sensation.
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A Doxy? - what’s the clitoral equivalent of White Finger Vibration Syndrome?
Oh VWCS is a real thing! I've burnt through wands before, literally had them overheat on me and then die, overused. My clit is quite a sturdy thing luckily but I know women who take a break due to numbness/decrease in sensation.
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A Doxy? - what’s the clitoral equivalent of White Finger Vibration Syndrome?
Oh VWCS is a real thing! I've burnt through wands before, literally had them overheat on me and then die, overused. My clit is quite a sturdy thing luckily but I know women who take a break due to numbness/decrease in sensation.
Is it better than a tongue??
I’ve had one touch my balls at full chat and I had to be peeled off the bedroom ceiling.
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A Doxy? - what’s the clitoral equivalent of White Finger Vibration Syndrome?
Oh VWCS is a real thing! I've burnt through wands before, literally had them overheat on me and then die, overused. My clit is quite a sturdy thing luckily but I know women who take a break due to numbness/decrease in sensation.
Is it better than a tongue??
I’ve had one touch my balls at full chat and I had to be peeled off the bedroom ceiling.
It’s like trying sit on an orbital sander
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A Doxy? - what’s the clitoral equivalent of White Finger Vibration Syndrome?
Oh VWCS is a real thing! I've burnt through wands before, literally had them overheat on me and then die, overused. My clit is quite a sturdy thing luckily but I know women who take a break due to numbness/decrease in sensation.
Is it better than a tongue??
I’ve had one touch my balls at full chat and I had to be peeled off the bedroom ceiling.
It’s like trying sit on an orbital sander
Oh have you tried the attachments you can get? I've always wanted to make a man spontaneously combust and I think they'll be the way to do it."Hahaha I love the idea that you've just had this eternal ambition to literally set a man on fire. | |||
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"Does it **have** to be a real cock? Or would a strap-on do? #askingforafriend
Can we watch??
Asking for my friend "Unfortunately I’m very shy & not an exhibitionist. So your friend may have to settle for porn. | |||
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"Does it **have** to be a real cock? Or would a strap-on do? #askingforafriend
Can we watch??
Asking for my friend
Unfortunately I’m very shy & not an exhibitionist. So your friend may have to settle for porn." I will let him know | |||
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"Pity the American adventure rides don’t exist any more that would sort out the adrenaline & endorphins in one go , probs have to queue for a day to get on it!! "I've really enjoyed this thread. Seems Midnight has gone quiet, I think the options may be: - she cured the horniness and moved on. -grabbed a random passer by and is currently having her wicked way -destroyed every toy/phallus shaped object in a 3 mile radius. Who knows!? | |||
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"Pity the American adventure rides don’t exist any more that would sort out the adrenaline & endorphins in one go , probs have to queue for a day to get on it!!
I've really enjoyed this thread.
Seems Midnight has gone quiet, I think the options may be:
- she cured the horniness and moved on.
-grabbed a random passer by and is currently having her wicked way
-destroyed every toy/phallus shaped object in a 3 mile radius.
Who knows!? "She died from cumming too much | |||
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"Pity the American adventure rides don’t exist any more that would sort out the adrenaline & endorphins in one go , probs have to queue for a day to get on it!!
I've really enjoyed this thread.
Seems Midnight has gone quiet, I think the options may be:
- she cured the horniness and moved on.
-grabbed a random passer by and is currently having her wicked way
-destroyed every toy/phallus shaped object in a 3 mile radius.
Who knows!?
She died from cumming too much "I refer you to my previous post... | |||
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"Does it **have** to be a real cock? Or would a strap-on do? #askingforafriend "I think a few will have got over excited at this thought.????? | |||
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"Faacckk I'm proper horny, like a b*tch on heat... I've had so many lady wanks and it's still not gone I've turned into a total prick tease - which was a lot of fun - but actually its just made me even hotter under the collar !! Tell me what works for you when you are overcome with sex hormone raging through your body!! Usually with P, I restrain her and force orgasm after orgasm out of her with a wand directly on her clit until she is spent. C I love this! It really is one of my favourite things.
J"That's what I like to do! | |||
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"Midnight you hussy! First the utter smut talk at the weekend (hope that cherry was well and truly popped deliciously) and now this thread. Have you got a Doxy? That could help. Or find someone who makes your "curls toe" as someone eloquently described.
A Doxy? - what’s the clitoral equivalent of White Finger Vibration Syndrome?
Oh VWCS is a real thing! I've burnt through wands before, literally had them overheat on me and then die, overused. My clit is quite a sturdy thing luckily but I know women who take a break due to numbness/decrease in sensation.
Is it better than a tongue??
I’ve had one touch my balls at full chat and I had to be peeled off the bedroom ceiling.
It’s like trying sit on an orbital sander
Oh have you tried the attachments you can get? I've always wanted to make a man spontaneously combust and I think they'll be the way to do it."I’ve had a go with the cock sleeve that fits on the head of a mains powered wand, at first it felt like it was going to vibrate my cock off and liquify the contents of my ball bag, then the numbness came… it took a week before I could get an erection that didn’t feel like a tuning fork | |||
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"Midnight must either be having a interesting meeting or she's ran out of orgasms "Sorry zoom got a bit intense!! It definitely made my horn subsidise a bit, but I have put my beloved wommie om charge | |||
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"Does it **have** to be a real cock? Or would a strap-on do? #askingforafriend "Jesus i went to the bathroom to get a glass of water at the weekend, took a nice long drink and then literally spat it all out as i emerged as there was a GINORMOUS strap on waiting for me | |||
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"Literally just have as many wanks as you can OP til your orgasms run out. I generally call it Sunday "Oh i can't go on like this until Sunday | |||
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"Midnight must either be having a interesting meeting or she's ran out of orgasms
Sorry zoom got a bit intense!! It definitely made my horn subsidise a bit, but I have put my beloved wommie om charge "God help wommie later | |||
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"Sex hangover from the weekend? "Yes most definitely | |||
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"Does it **have** to be a real cock? Or would a strap-on do? #askingforafriend
Jesus i went to the bathroom to get a glass of water at the weekend, took a nice long drink and then literally spat it all out as i emerged as there was a GINORMOUS strap on waiting for me "Well now I have fake-penis-envy | |||
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I did, but thinking about this morning and my break time... I've got the horn AGAIN, looks like it may be round 3 tonight... Is it poor Mr J or lucky Mr J
Miss S x | |||
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"Did you managed to scratch that itch midnight?
I did, but thinking about this morning and my break time... I've got the horn AGAIN, looks like it may be round 3 tonight... Is it poor Mr J or lucky Mr J
Miss S x"Lucky, Miss S. Have you seen you?  | |||
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