FabSwingers.com forum: Can I get?

By *ornucopia OP Man
17 weeks ago

Bexley

We haven't had an annoying phrases thread for a while (unless I haven't noticed) so here goes with one I just heaerd in the cafe ...

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By *hoirCouple
17 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Do you have a vegan option"

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By *urry BlokeMan
17 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Whilst we're on coffee shop phrases

Stuff like venti and grande

Are they more expensive than regular and large?

They sound it

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By *issmorganWoman
17 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

When people say, let's make sure we're all singing from the same hymn sheet.

Or think outside the box.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

""Do you have a vegan option"

Yes the door is that way...

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
17 weeks ago

somewhere

Before I knew this bugged lots of people when I was at work I would say to the customers "can I get your..." Now I have completely changed how I say it lol.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
17 weeks ago

Newmill

"When people say, let's make sure we're all singing from the same hymn sheet.

Or think outside the box. "

Let's align on that and synergise.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
17 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Whilst we're on coffee shop phrases

Stuff like venti and grande

Are they more expensive than regular and large?

They sound it

I can’t take venti and grande seriously since I watched this.

https://youtu.be/SSk0B0dVq4g

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By *agatoXXXMan
17 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Please take your items from the bagging area". Fuppin' Sainsburys self checkout wants rid of you as soon as you've paid, and keep nagging until you do.

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By *ortySwitchMan
17 weeks ago

london

""Please take your items from the bagging area". Fuppin' Sainsburys self checkout wants rid of you as soon as you've paid, and keep nagging until you do."

Lidle is worse...

"Thank you for shopping at Lidl. See you again..... (because your too poor for Waitrose.. mwahahahahaha)"

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I’m going to give you 110%

No, you’re not and nor can you it’s impossible - really winds me up, just give your best that you can

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

In a restaurant when they bring the food and the waiter/waitress says "Enjoy". Please use a complete sentence "Enjoy your food" or "Enjoy it" (possibly with a "I trust that you enjoy ..." in front) but not just "enjoy"

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By *urry BlokeMan
17 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Whilst we're on coffee shop phrases

Stuff like venti and grande

Are they more expensive than regular and large?

They sound it

I can’t take venti and grande seriously since I watched this.

https://youtu.be/SSk0B0dVq4g

I feel read

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By *aughtyfun_121Man
17 weeks ago

Bradford

When you have an issue that you need help resolving by a more senior colleague and all you get is..

'do your best'

Like as opposed to your usual pathetic effort? Or...

'let's stick a pin in it'...

I'd fucking love to but that would be an assault. Or how about when that overly long and pretty much pointless meeting is about to end and you hear...

'can I just ask....' and it's been mentioned at least twice you pointless twat!

Sounds like an idea for a new thread.... Things you stop yourself from saying at work...

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

" Sounds like an idea for a new thread.... Things you stop yourself from saying at work...

Gosh, so many things on this one

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By *ibblepilotMan
17 weeks ago

Preston

Starting sentences with 'so'

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
17 weeks ago

notts

"Starting sentences with 'so' "

And ending sentences with Sooooo

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By *eordieJeansCouple
17 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Whilst we're on coffee shop phrases

Stuff like venti and grande

Are they more expensive than regular and large?

They sound it

I can’t take venti and grande seriously since I watched this.

https://youtu.be/SSk0B0dVq4g

I feel read"

“Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.” Brilliant

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By *nnCeeWoman
17 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

""Please take your items from the bagging area". Fuppin' Sainsburys self checkout wants rid of you as soon as you've paid, and keep nagging until you do.

Lidle is worse...

"Thank you for shopping at Lidl. See you again..... (because your too poor for Waitrose.. mwahahahahaha)""

"Have you scanned all your shopping today?"

Yeah, only the bits I'm not nicking...

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By *hoirCouple
17 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

""Do you have a vegan option"

Yes the door is that way... "

We like you

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"We haven't had an annoying phrases thread for a while (unless I haven't noticed) so here goes with one I just heaerd in the cafe ..."

“Welcome to Starbucks”

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By *tYourPleasure_80Man
17 weeks ago

Newcastle

Do you have a loyalty card - fuck no, not at the price you're slinging coffee! It's a treat when I'm feeling flush lol

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By *reeneyes40Man
17 weeks ago

cambridge

“actually?”

“There’s always rinkydinks we need to iron out”

Oh do fuck off

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By *aughtyfun_121Man
17 weeks ago

Bradford

"“actually?”

“There’s always rinkydinks we need to iron out”

Oh do fuck off

Oh dear, you do have to cope with a thoroughbred thunderc*nt having to hear that one regularly! My sympathies.

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By *ad NannaWoman
17 weeks ago

East London

Basically, at the start of every sentence.

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