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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Tom was out in his motor car today and came across two cyclists riding two a breast with no consideration for cars on the road. They cock a snoot at other road users and put two fingers up to faster moving traffic. These buggers are inconsiderate road users

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Tits

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By *urry BlokeMan
18 weeks ago

Stalybridge

The law sees car drivers as having less rights than pedestrians and cyclists

Rights is probably not the right term but there is a pecking order

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
18 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue


"Tom was out in his motor car today and came across two cyclists riding two a breast with no consideration for cars on the road. They cock a snoot at other road users and put two fingers up to faster moving traffic. These buggers are inconsiderate road users "

I generally just put one finger up to faster moving traffic... it's easier..

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By *elloWoman
18 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Damn click bait headings, I always fall for them

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By *oo..Woman
18 weeks ago

Boo's World

Tom should be aware cyclists are allowed to ride two abreast.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Tom was out in his motor car today and came across two cyclists riding two a breast with no consideration for cars on the road. They cock a snoot at other road users and put two fingers up to faster moving traffic. These buggers are inconsiderate road users "

Here we go again Tom with the anti cyclists thread.

Seriously how long did it hold you up waiting to pass?

A few seconds and minute at the most, what about pedestrians and horses are they equally not allowed to use the road?

I mean it's not like there's not enough roads for everyone to use is it, hardly a shortage!!

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By *alm_one4Man
18 weeks ago

RM16

This thread, not as exciting as I thought Two Breasts might be !

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By *alandNitaCouple
18 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Tom should be aware cyclists are allowed to ride two abreast. "

Tom should be aware the motoring agencies approve of cyclists riding two abreast, it halves the distance required to make a safe overtake.

Cal

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By *oo..Woman
18 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Tom should be aware cyclists are allowed to ride two abreast.

Tom should be aware the motoring agencies approve of cyclists riding two abreast, it halves the distance required to make a safe overtake.

Cal"

Not with Tom driving it doesn't....

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By *batMan
18 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Tom,

Why aren’t you using the motorway? It’s been built specifically for motor vehicle users and bicycles aren’t allowed on there.

It costs huge amounts of tax payers money for these specialist roads and you cock a snook at authority by not using them! You bugger!!!!

Stick to your motorway Tom, that’s what it’s there for!!!

Gbat

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Snook.

Mr TMN

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By *erry bull1Man
18 weeks ago

doncaster

It’s not illegal to ride two a breast on bicycles

Give cyclists room

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By *he love catsCouple
18 weeks ago

South Wales

Two breasts as a heading absolute perfection Tom

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By *r John WickMan
18 weeks ago

The Continental

I can’t even be arsed.

Can we just make the thread about tits instead?

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By *till gameMan
18 weeks ago

two doors down

Is this a case where 2 breast make a cock

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By *ragonbaitCouple
18 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

Given the law says you have to give cyclists, horse riders and other road user a minimum of 1,5m passing space, you would in anyway have to cross the midline of most roads to pass

Your time exposed to danger is doubled when the other road users are in line not abreast.

Do you complain as much about slow moving farm machinery?

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By *r John WickMan
18 weeks ago

The Continental


"Given the law says you have to give cyclists, horse riders and other road user a minimum of 1,5m passing space, you would in anyway have to cross the midline of most roads to pass

Your time exposed to danger is doubled when the other road users are in line not abreast.

Do you complain as much about slow moving farm machinery?

"

Tom seems to have a particular hardon for cyclists.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Snook.

Mr TMN"

Cock.

Mrs TMN x

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By *a LunaWoman
18 weeks ago

South Wales

We get them three a breast here Tom. My blood pressure goes up when I see them, having a natter amongst themselves or racing each other, pretending they’re in the Tour De France.

Meanwhile me and 30 other vehicles are waiting behind for a safe bit of road to overtake the sods. And when you find that bit of Road you’re scuppered by …….. potholes!

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By *r John WickMan
18 weeks ago

The Continental


"We get them three a breast here Tom. My blood pressure goes up when I see them, having a natter amongst themselves or racing each other, pretending they’re in the Tour De France.

Meanwhile me and 30 other vehicles are waiting behind for a safe bit of road to overtake the sods. And when you find that bit of Road you’re scuppered by …….. potholes!

"

Can I ask a genuine question?

How long do you realistically get held up by them? A few seconds? A couple of minutes? 10 minutes? 20 minutes?

I see these perpetual arguments from both sides, as a road cyclist, and a driver.

Cyclist me says I’ll ride however I deem it necessary to refrain from becoming a bloody smear on the road. I’ll pull in where’s it’s safe and convenient for me to do so.

Car drive me says do I get held up by an unreasonably amount of time? Not really no. If I know I have to frequent a road that’s prone to use by cyclists. I’ll simply allow more journey time.

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By *ragonbaitCouple
18 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"We get them three a breast here Tom. My blood pressure goes up when I see them, having a natter amongst themselves or racing each other, pretending they’re in the Tour De France.

Meanwhile me and 30 other vehicles are waiting behind for a safe bit of road to overtake the sods. And when you find that bit of Road you’re scuppered by …….. potholes!

Can I ask a genuine question?

How long do you realistically get held up by them? A few seconds? A couple of minutes? 10 minutes? 20 minutes?

I see these perpetual arguments from both sides, as a road cyclist, and a driver.

Cyclist me says I’ll ride however I deem it necessary to refrain from becoming a bloody smear on the road. I’ll pull in where’s it’s safe and convenient for me to do so.

Car drive me says do I get held up by an unreasonably amount of time? Not really no. If I know I have to frequent a road that’s prone to use by cyclists. I’ll simply allow more journey time.

"

Well said sir.

It’s not unique to cyclists, idiot drivers wil be idiot drivers, dangerously overtaking to end up at traffic lights exactly 1 car ahead.

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