FabSwingers.com forum: Men only want one thing...

By *ake_or_death OP Man
18 weeks ago

Manchester

...so the old saying goes. But what is it? Serious or silly answers welcome.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
18 weeks ago

North Angus

Peace

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Instant gratification in all things always

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By *asterMeliodasMan
18 weeks ago

Newmill

A flux capacitor.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
18 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"A flux capacitor."

Great Scott

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

An inflatable dinosaur costume.

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By *og-ManMan
18 weeks ago

somewhere

Tits to play with ( ok two things )

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By *egoMan
18 weeks ago

Preston

A hug.

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By *ensualbicockMan
18 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

FFP and VAR to be scrapped

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By *elshnewbies69Couple
18 weeks ago

cardiff

A morning blow job

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By *hubs101Man
18 weeks ago

West Midlands

An unlimited bank account

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I think my serious answer is to be desired.

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By *ensualbicockMan
18 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

To be loved

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By *tokeguyxxMan
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

To be appreciated once in a while or wanted instead of needed for someones personal gain (normal every day life)

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

An empty squat rack.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
18 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Not to be objectified

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"An empty squat rack."

And bumper plates or a decent spotter!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"An empty squat rack.

And bumper plates or a decent spotter!

That’s 3 things. You’ve got to pick one.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
18 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A cum dump

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Their egos stroked. They think their ego happens to be in their pants.

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By *vaRose43Woman
18 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

The Lego ultimate collectors edition millennium falcon?

No? Just mine at home then

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

To be the little spoon.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
18 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

A man-cave to retreat to

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By *affron40Woman
18 weeks ago

manchester

To be treated like a piece of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

England to win the Euros or a World Cup

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By *herrybakewellCouple
18 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I want the wholeeeeee package

Mr.

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By *heff123CoolMan
18 weeks ago

sheffield

"To be the little spoon."
to true haha

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By *affron40Woman
18 weeks ago

manchester

A FAF?

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By *ib.Man
18 weeks ago

Hampshire

...and it's fucking disgusting

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By *eckme70Man
18 weeks ago

Strabane

"The Lego ultimate collectors edition millennium falcon?

No? Just mine at home then

Lmao

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By *eckme70Man
18 weeks ago

Strabane

I'd like a few things

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By *oubleswing2019Man
18 weeks ago

Colchester

To tear down the patriarchy

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By *asterMeliodasMan
18 weeks ago

Newmill

Serious answer: I just want to make people laugh and brighten their days up a bit. The days I consider myself the most accomplished are the ones on which I manage to do that.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"An empty squat rack.

And bumper plates or a decent spotter!

That’s 3 things. You’ve got to pick one."

Changing my answer to someone who can count.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"An empty squat rack.

And bumper plates or a decent spotter!

That’s 3 things. You’ve got to pick one.

Changing my answer to someone who can count.

A good spotter should be able to count. 1 out of 3 ain’t bad

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I can’t speak for other men, but I just want a 1955 Pre-A Porsche 356 Super Speedster in Piano Black with brown leather interior.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Cake

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By *indergirlWoman
18 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Dem bitches on tap

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By *ozzybear1981Man
18 weeks ago

preston

Coffee

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By *ozzybear1981Man
18 weeks ago

preston

"The Lego ultimate collectors edition millennium falcon?

No? Just mine at home then

And coffee

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By *HUSH-Man
18 weeks ago

London

Serious answer.

To be able to grow old with those I deeply care about.

Silly answer.

The ability to eat as many almond croissants as I want and not get bloody love handles.

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By *urry BlokeMan
18 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Fab fits somewhere between looking at new cars and looking at houses that are beyond my means

So, there is a pattern there - this man wants things that he can't have

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

"An empty squat rack."

Or the one leg extension to be free

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"An empty squat rack.

Or the one leg extension to be free"

I recently changed gyms and the new one has two. I can still never get on one

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

"An empty squat rack.

Or the one leg extension to be free

I recently changed gyms and the new one has two. I can still never get on one

It's probably the only machine I'll ask to set in on as I know I won't get a chance otherwise

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By *ust want fun 888Man
18 weeks ago

nearby

A peaceful home life

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By *eordieJeansCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"An empty squat rack.

Or the one leg extension to be free

I recently changed gyms and the new one has two. I can still never get on one

It's probably the only machine I'll ask to set in on as I know I won't get a chance otherwise

Luckily they’re both next to the treadmills so I just walk on there until one frees up.

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By *agatoXXXMan
18 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

An alibi.

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By *8on33Man
18 weeks ago

winfrith

food is life

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

A bigger penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

"An empty squat rack.

Or the one leg extension to be free

I recently changed gyms and the new one has two. I can still never get on one

It's probably the only machine I'll ask to set in on as I know I won't get a chance otherwise

Luckily they’re both next to the treadmills so I just walk on there until one frees up."

Good shout. Gotta keep those quads warm bro *fist bump*

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By *8on33Man
18 weeks ago

winfrith

"A bigger penis. "
I saw the biggest penis in the world yesterday (supposedly)

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By *agatoXXXMan
18 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"A bigger penis. I saw the biggest penis in the world yesterday (supposedly)"

So it was YOU at my window?

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

To be left the fuck alone.

Apparently

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By *appytochatMan
18 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Peace and quiet.

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By *hoirCouple
18 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"...so the old saying goes. But what is it? Serious or silly answers welcome."

To feel wanted and not treated as a commodity by a society that treats them as worse than dirt.

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By *opinovMan
18 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

A forest with an off-grid cabin and a dirt bike track.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

Someone who laughs at their jokes…however bad they are

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By *evourm3Man
18 weeks ago

London

A good fry up after a wild night out

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By *oxy RedWoman
18 weeks ago

Glasgow

A woman in the street and a freak in the sheets?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Four doughnuts, a foot rub and an orgasm

… oh no. Come to think of it.. that’s me.

Fuck knows what men want

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By *eckme70Man
18 weeks ago

Strabane

"Four doughnuts, a foot rub and an orgasm

… oh no. Come to think of it.. that’s me.

Fuck knows what men want

I'd do without the doughnuts but everything else you said, ye can have mine doughnuts

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By *ustAnotherMan
18 weeks ago

wherever I may roam

Opal fruits

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By *oo..Woman
18 weeks ago

Boo's World

Giant Monster Munch

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By *cottish guy 555Man
18 weeks ago

London

"A flux capacitor.

Great Scott "

That's heavy.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
18 weeks ago

Southampton

"England to win the Euros or a World Cup

The women might do it

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By *cottish guy 555Man
18 weeks ago

London

"Four doughnuts, a foot rub and an orgasm

… oh no. Come to think of it.. that’s me.

Fuck knows what men want

I've only got 3 doughnuts left. Damn.

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By *octor WhenMan
18 weeks ago

GLASGOW

Nutella

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By *ellinever70Woman
18 weeks ago

Ayrshire

To blow their load

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Ooh.

An absolute lack of consequences

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"An inflatable dinosaur costume.

With fart spray .... (just seen the video hilarious!!!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"A bigger penis. I saw the biggest penis in the world yesterday (supposedly)

So it was YOU at my window?

Tell me more ....

B===========D

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By *veryday_Couple_NextdoorCouple
18 weeks ago

Bristol

"A woman in the street and a freak in the sheets?

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hawk tuah

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By *teve691000Man
18 weeks ago

West Midlands

A new mountain bike

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By *oxy RedWoman
18 weeks ago

Glasgow

"A woman in the street and a freak in the sheets?

hawk tuah "

Have you seen the new version? Like pac man? Haha x

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By *og-ManMan
18 weeks ago

somewhere

To win the fantasy premier league competition

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By *linyMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester/London

A smaller Sky remote to make their strangulated cock look bigger?

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By *punk n gushCouple
18 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

Start life again

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
18 weeks ago

Essex

To slouch on the sofa with one hand down the front of their trousers…

(Apparently all men are Al Bundy)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"To slouch on the sofa with one hand down the front of their trousers…

(Apparently all men are Al Bundy)"

Al Bundy is my hero.

But Peg Bundy is my role model.

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By *till gameMan
18 weeks ago

two doors down

"England to win the Euros or a World Cup

So that’s your silly answer, what’s your serious one ?

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By *agatoXXXMan
18 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"To slouch on the sofa with one hand down the front of their trousers…

(Apparently all men are Al Bundy)"

Al Bundy for President.

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By *ubFTMTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Swindon

2JZ Toyota Supra Stutututu

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"To slouch on the sofa with one hand down the front of their trousers…

(Apparently all men are Al Bundy)

Al Bundy for President."

He can only be better than Trump.

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By *ust another WonkoMan
18 weeks ago

here and there

Women to stop spamming my inbox with boob pics.

If you've seen one set you've seen them all

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By *appytochatMan
18 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Women to stop spamming my inbox with boob pics.

If you've seen one set you've seen them all

Don't worry ladies... You can divert all mail to my inbox instead

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester

The fastest car

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By *egasus NobMan
18 weeks ago

Merton

^ Ass

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By *eneralKenobiMan
18 weeks ago

North Angus

To be fair I’ve 3 things I want right now

Pulled pork

Strawberry Nesquik

Milky Way crispy rolls

In no particular order

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By *agatoXXXMan
18 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"To be fair I’ve 3 things I want right now

Pulled pork

Strawberry Nesquik

Milky Way crispy rolls

In no particular order "

Is pulled pork a euphemism?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
18 weeks ago

North Angus

"To be fair I’ve 3 things I want right now

Pulled pork

Strawberry Nesquik

Milky Way crispy rolls

In no particular order

Is pulled pork a euphemism?

Nope slather it in bbq and I’m good

Still not a euphemism

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By *ragonbaitCouple
18 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

"The Lego ultimate collectors edition millennium falcon?

No? Just mine at home then

Marry me!!!

Or now there’s the F1 cars…….

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By *ayd100Man
18 weeks ago

clitheroe

A mirror

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
18 weeks ago

Norwich

Pie.

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By *ominanTeeMan
18 weeks ago

Sligo

A throuple with 2 girls and myself

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
18 weeks ago

Home

The keys to a Lamborghini

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By *ornyperv100Man
18 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

For women to want it as much as they do.

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By *neeyedwillieMan
18 weeks ago

Darlington

Trio biscuits to come back...again.

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By *ezoMan
18 weeks ago

The Kingdom

To understand women...or at least confidence.

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By *etterdays2021Man
18 weeks ago

PETERBOROUGH

A reply

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By *an DeLyonMan
18 weeks ago

County Durham

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By *lynJMan
18 weeks ago

Morden

A decent pint of beer.

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By *tYourPleasure_80Man
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Biscuits.

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By *r John WickMan
18 weeks ago

The Continental

Piccalilli

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By *enStarrMan
18 weeks ago

Lancaster

"An inflatable dinosaur costume.

This.

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By *heelerMan
18 weeks ago

Northants

A slice of cake with my coffee

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By *heelerMan
18 weeks ago

Northants

A positive reply from one of my messages I send on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Soggy biscuits.

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By *irtyboy 21Man
18 weeks ago

skelmersdale

Just want to have fun

No wait that’s girls lol

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By *lmost TouchingMan
18 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

A girl who can suck a golf ball through 12 inches of garden hose.

(Ok… I think in my case that is excessive, 6 inches)

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By *oe n JayCouple
18 weeks ago

Surrey

"A flux capacitor.

Great Scott "

This is heavy Doc.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

We wanna have a good time, we wanna get loaded ….

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By *relanddirectMan
18 weeks ago

cheshire

Right now a bacon sandwich x

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By *agic.MMan
18 weeks ago

Orpington

"Peace "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

A leg massage as they are in bits after 2 half marathon training runs at weekend

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
18 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sleep

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By *umalotagainMan
18 weeks ago

a town called malice

"Four doughnuts, a foot rub and an orgasm

… oh no. Come to think of it.. that’s me.

Fuck knows what men want

I have doughnuts

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
18 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Someone to take the shell off his eggie before he dips his soldiers

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By *umalotagainMan
18 weeks ago

a town called malice

"Someone to take the shell off his eggie before he dips his soldiers "

If my soldier is getting dipped into any of you filthy lot he is staying covered thanks

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
18 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Cheese

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By *heGateKeeperMan
18 weeks ago

Stratford

Arsenal to win the league

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
18 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"A flux capacitor.

Great Scott

This is heavy Doc."

Weight has nothing to do with it!

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By *akedMMan
18 weeks ago

Witney

A cuddle

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
18 weeks ago

Manchester

"We wanna have a good time, we wanna get loaded …."

You Wild Angel, you.

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By *immyinreadingMan
18 weeks ago

henley on thames

Golf

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