FabSwingers.com forum: Let’s all go to the pub

By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Stockton

Every single one of us. There’s currently 37168 of us online, let’s all go to the pub this afternoon.

I’m thinking a Wetherspoons would be the best bet due to size.

The weather’s lovely, we can have a few pints, glass of white wine for the ladies, and then just all have it off with each other in one big giant orgy.

It’ll be dead good I reckon. Who’s in?

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By *arley QuimWoman
29 weeks ago

Somewhere

Someone else can have my white wine. Spoons do 2 cocktails for £12 tho, so I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Surely it's two bottles of sweet sherry for the ladies (actually that may be overdoing it!)

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

No music at 'spoons.

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By *lark_KentMan
29 weeks ago

Northampton

Im still boycotting weatherspoons so count me out. Ill have a cocktail in the garden

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By *olden RatioWoman
29 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Takes 2 months to walk to the bogs, though.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
29 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

It's pissing down and windy .....

Anyone got a brolly ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
29 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

A must watch .......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0MaouYgnyw

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By *lynJMan
29 weeks ago

Morden

"No music at 'spoons. "

I miss the days of pubs having a juke box in the corner.

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
29 weeks ago

Wolvo

No pubs for me. Apparently theres fingering that goes on in those places, and i cba with fanny juice being on the seats, when i want to sit and drink in peace.

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By *scaMan
29 weeks ago

St Albans

I can’t think of a bigger turn off than a Wetherspoons - sticky carpets and questionable politics

Reckon a few of us should escape somewhere more suitable …

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By *he love catsCouple
29 weeks ago

South Wales

"No music at 'spoons.

I miss the days of pubs having a juke box in the corner.

I was in a pub when we visited Glastonbury last year, I think it was the near the Clarks village and they still had one there.

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple
29 weeks ago

armagh

We love the pub. Is it a naked pub?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"No music at 'spoons.

I miss the days of pubs having a juke box in the corner.

They were very iconic. However the ones they have now play pretty much everything you can think of.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
29 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I can’t think of a bigger turn off than a Wetherspoons - sticky carpets and questionable politics

Reckon a few of us should escape somewhere more suitable …"

I can think of about 5 Wetherspoons that I have visited in my home region......

All clean

Great staff

Good atmosphere

Reasonably priced

Fair Decor

Always in good repair

Always want to please the customer

Work hard.....

Maybe it's where you live and the type of people .... I've never been in a dirty one yet. Yes with dodgy clientelle but that's just ONE of the many in the city centre. The rest are good.

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By *rHotNottsMan
29 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Why don't some people like Wetherspoons? Great beers for £2.50 a pint ! I paid £6.50

I’m my local yep spoons had better beer at £4 a pint cheaper

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By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Stockton

"No pubs for me. Apparently theres fingering that goes on in those places, and i cba with fanny juice being on the seats, when i want to sit and drink in peace.

You haven’t lived until you’ve been fingered in a Wetherspoon! (In fact I think that’s there official slogan)

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By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Stockton

"We love the pub. Is it a naked pub?"

It is a clothing optional pub however I am offering free shots of tequila rose to anyone who turns up in the buff.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
29 weeks ago

Stratford

Me! I want pub grub too

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By *idfieldMan
29 weeks ago

north west

But there's soooo many spoons, which one lol

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By *rafter69Man
29 weeks ago

upminster

Im going in 1/2 hour.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
29 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Count me in. I've got a load of CAMRA 50p off a pint of real ale vouchers that Wetherspoons accept. That should keep a few of us happy!

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By *otTheMessiah86 OP Man
29 weeks ago

Stockton

"But there's soooo many spoons, which one lol"

Apparently the Royal Pavilion in Ramsgate is the largest spoons in the UK. See you all there in about an hour.

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By *errocaWoman
29 weeks ago

Shropshire

Already here.

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By *HUSH-Man
29 weeks ago

London

They stopped doing roast dinners though.

It’s Sunday. I want a fine bird and a good stuffing.

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