FabSwingers.com forum: I like to spank myself

By *illy Idol OP Man
16 weeks ago

Midlands

I love bending over the sofa while I spank my own ass. It was a bit awkward to start with, but totally worth it.

I want to get more adventurous with what I use and am looking at kitchen utensils now. I'd love you to suggest what I can use, and if it feels good I can upload a picture.

My favourite at the moment is my big wooden spoon. It has Daddy's Spanking Spoon etched on it. I got it from Etsy.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
16 weeks ago

Staffordshire

How about using the chord off your kettle Willy

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By *illy Idol OP Man
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"How about using the chord off your kettle Willy

That's not a bad shout. Would have some whip to it I imagine

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By *eordieJeansCouple
16 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

You could buy a catapult. Stick one end up your arse pull the other end as far back as you can and just let go. I’ve just invented the self spanker.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"You could buy a catapult. Stick one end up your arse pull the other end as far back as you can and just let go. I’ve just invented the self spanker."

Genius. Would keep the cats out of the garden too

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By *eordieJeansCouple
16 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"You could buy a catapult. Stick one end up your arse pull the other end as far back as you can and just let go. I’ve just invented the self spanker.

Genius. Would keep the cats out of the garden too"

Do less than five wipes and then you’ve got free ammunition too

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By *illy Idol OP Man
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"You could buy a catapult. Stick one end up your arse pull the other end as far back as you can and just let go. I’ve just invented the self spanker.

Genius. Would keep the cats out of the garden too

Do less than five wipes and then you’ve got free ammunition too

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By *eliWoman
16 weeks ago

I'm too busy to fap over this mental image this morning - thanks for ruining my day, Willy.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm too busy to fap over this mental image this morning - thanks for ruining my day, Willy."

Have a think about it. No rush, Meli

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By *obilebottomMan
16 weeks ago

All over

Go for a wire brush. One side should satisfy your kink, the other for a bit of acupuncture when you need it

Warning: Just in case anyone joining the site read this and think they entered a strange universe, nobody should ever try this. It is just a sily comment for one of many of Willy's twisted threadstarter threads.

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By *ickshawedCouple
16 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Have you tried the cheese grater yet?

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By *ripfillMan
16 weeks ago

havant

I have a coupe of kippers in the fridge … OP , they could be useful ?

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By *imply DeeWoman
16 weeks ago

Wherever

Those ping pong rackets little things look rather nice, don’t you think? I’m yet to investigate the idea of ping pong balls being used as well but I haven’t had my coffee yet.

Possibilities !

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By *errocaWoman
16 weeks ago

Shropshire

Dried lasagne sheets... Don't spank to hard though, incase you get pasta splinters in your bum.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
16 weeks ago

Wales

Good morning Willy.

How set are you on kitchen utensils? Because a large wooden back scrubber brush works wonders. The handle is longer allowing for more swinging distance and if you use soap and water with the brush side, you'll get a deep exfoliation too. Bye bye arse acne

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By *avincorkMan
16 weeks ago

cork

"Good morning Willy.

Pretty amusing but I`d give it a try

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By *andG2024Couple
16 weeks ago

Atherstone

Easy if you can get someone to administer it wooden spoons leave a pleasant mark

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
16 weeks ago

Norwichish

The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.

Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory.

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By *till gameMan
16 weeks ago

two doors down

So is that the same as self flagellation?

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
16 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street

Wet tea towel

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By *till gameMan
16 weeks ago

two doors down

"Wet tea towel"

Ouch that stings

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By *illy Idol OP Man
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.

Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory."

If I'm going to listen to anyone, it's going to be you guys.

Thank you, I'll take a peek

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By *illy Idol OP Man
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.

Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory.

If I'm going to listen to anyone, it's going to be you guys.

Thank you, I'll take a peek"

4th one down for anyone interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Cheese grater

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.

Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory.

If I'm going to listen to anyone, it's going to be you guys.

Thank you, I'll take a peek"

If you get some in different lengths you can play a tune

Mrs TMN x

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By *ltra72Man
16 weeks ago

edinburgh

You could try using a rolling pin, with a couple of Brillo pads tied on for comfort

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By *illy Idol OP Man
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"Cheese grater"

Rickshaw recommended that earlier and it's no good. My arse in pieces.

Beyond Purity is now hot favourite the the winter rear competition

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By *illy Idol OP Man
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.

Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory.

If I'm going to listen to anyone, it's going to be you guys.

Thank you, I'll take a peek

If you get some in different lengths you can play a tune

Mrs TMN x"

I may need a helping hand for that one

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
16 weeks ago

Norwichish

"The inside tube of a tin of tinfoil/clingfilm etc.

Have a look at our videos you’ll see the sound and the impact it has on about the third one down from memory.

If I'm going to listen to anyone, it's going to be you guys.

Thank you, I'll take a peek"

Too kind

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By *am87Man
16 weeks ago

currently near you

Why spank yourself when I can do it for you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I spank myself, I want you to spank me

When I feel down I want you above me

I search myself, I want you to find me

I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you I spank myself

Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else

Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, I don't want anybody else

When I think about you I spank myself

Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else

When I think about you I spank myself, I spank myself

I spank myself, I spank myself

(When I think about you) I spank myself, I spank myself

(I don't want anybody else) I spank myself, I spank myself

(When I think about you I spank myself) I honestly do, I spank myself

(I don't want anybody else) I spank myself, I spank myself

(When I think about you I spank myself) I honestly do, I spank myself

I spank myself

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

With a little bit of thanks to Divinyls

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By *ell GwynnWoman
16 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I have no utensil recommendations, Willy. I just hope you put an adequately absorbent towel on that sofa before you drape yourself over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Looks like you've got all the kitchen utensils covered, so you're welcome to borrow my wand to slap against your buttocks. You get the added thrill from the vibrations

Yeah yeah Willy, I know I've got a twisted mind

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By *illy Idol OP Man
16 weeks ago

Midlands

"I spank myself, I want you to spank me

When I feel down I want you above me

I search myself, I want you to find me

I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you I spank myself

Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else

Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, I don't want anybody else

When I think about you I spank myself

Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else

When I think about you I spank myself, I spank myself

I spank myself, I spank myself

(When I think about you) I spank myself, I spank myself

(I don't want anybody else) I spank myself, I spank myself

(When I think about you I spank myself) I honestly do, I spank myself

(I don't want anybody else) I spank myself, I spank myself

(When I think about you I spank myself) I honestly do, I spank myself

I spank myself

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By *irtydevil666Man
16 weeks ago

bristol

A old stale hard baguette.....

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By *ickshawedCouple
16 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"A old stale hard baguette....."

Ooh, I never considered food. I suggest a pineapple.

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By *ad NannaWoman
16 weeks ago

East London

Electric fly swatter.

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By *hortarseWoman
16 weeks ago

Norfolk

"Electric fly swatter. "

Now sounds fun

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By *aizyWoman
16 weeks ago

west midlands

A spatula, has to be a metal one tho you'll get a better smacking sound, I'd imagine!

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By *nique breedMan
16 weeks ago

london

Only experienced spanking my self

have a vid I love it but don’t get time

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By *d4fun73Man
16 weeks ago

Shipley

Wooden chopping board with a handle

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By *affron40Woman
16 weeks ago

manchester

A sock with a tennis ball in.

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By *hyandcurious2021Man
16 weeks ago

exeter

Love this thread, certainly showing some kinky sides to you all

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By *eroLondonMan
10 weeks ago

Mayfair

Dear OP, how are you coming along with your recent auto-erotic self spanking technique?

Are you still doing this or given up? Was it just a trial period? 🥄

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By *illy Idol OP Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands

"Dear OP, how are you coming along with your recent auto-erotic self spanking technique?

Are you still doing this or given up? Was it just a trial period? 🥄"

the kettle cord was a bit much, but I did enjoy the non stick spatula. I've retired for now, as it was just a phase to be honest.

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By *rettCoolMan
10 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Heard it all now .. hahaha suppose we all have our thing but really ... haha brilliant .. ( doctor) and how did u dislocate your wrist ? Eh well I was slapping my own ass doctor .. haha

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
10 weeks ago

St Leonards

You lika da spank da big a muffin bum-bums Mr Willy, yes?

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By *vilgasamWoman
10 weeks ago

The dot in the i

"Heard it all now .. hahaha suppose we all have our thing but really ... haha brilliant .. ( doctor) and how did u dislocate your wrist ? Eh well I was slapping my own ass doctor .. haha "

Tbh of all the things I’ve heard and been asked to participate in, self spanking is very tame

Each to their own I suppose

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Forget the sofa. Grab a frying pan, bend over with your legs spread and go right through with it in full swing. You can’t muck around with autospankyspanky.

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By *reggSausageMan
10 weeks ago

derby

This is too much internet for me

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading

Fish slice would leave interesting marks

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By *illy Idol OP Man
10 weeks ago

Midlands

"You lika da spank da big a muffin bum-bums Mr Willy, yes?"

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