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"Reports from Newport in Wales, made famous by Alicia Keys, that a seagull nesting on a roof with seagull chicks caused a 40 day delay and nearly half a million over budget. World gone mad. Seagulls are rats in the sky. It's all over the news" Would that not be a roofgull Tom ? .  | |||
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"Reports from Newport in Wales, made famous by Alicia Keys, that a seagull nesting on a roof with seagull chicks caused a 40 day delay and nearly half a million over budget. World gone mad. Seagulls are rats in the sky. It's all over the news Would that not be a roofgull Tom ? . "No. A bloody seagull | |||
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"A 40 day delay to what? This feels like shabby journalism. " I was also wondering this! | |||
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"Wait til you get Bats on any proposed development …. That really does ruin your day!!! Lost £1.4m on a renovation project because of the bloody things! " And crested newts too, apparently. | |||
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"Wait til you get Bats on any proposed development …. That really does ruin your day!!! Lost £1.4m on a renovation project because of the bloody things! " Did you have bats in your belfry? | |||
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"I know I'm going to regret this but.... How did Alisha keys make Newport famous, Tom" Concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there’s nothing you can’t do. Let’s hear it for Newport. It’s a classic. | |||
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"Wait til you get Bats on any proposed development …. That really does ruin your day!!! Lost £1.4m on a renovation project because of the bloody things! " Tell me about it. £800 an hour each for three batmen to sit in a garden all night doing a bat survey. | |||
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"Wait til you get Bats on any proposed development …. That really does ruin your day!!! Lost £1.4m on a renovation project because of the bloody things! And crested newts too, apparently." On the roof... was the seagull keeping them as pets? | |||
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"Wait til you get Bats on any proposed development …. That really does ruin your day!!! Lost £1.4m on a renovation project because of the bloody things! Tell me about it. £800 an hour each for three batmen to sit in a garden all night doing a bat survey." . No wonder Batman has so much money and lives in a big house. | |||
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"Wait til you get Bats on any proposed development …. That really does ruin your day!!! Lost £1.4m on a renovation project because of the bloody things! Did you have bats in your belfry?" It’s not the first time that has been said!!! Xxx | |||
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"Wait til you get Bats on any proposed development …. That really does ruin your day!!! Lost £1.4m on a renovation project because of the bloody things! And crested newts too, apparently." what about pizzdazz newts | |||
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"I know I'm going to regret this but.... How did Alisha keys make Newport famous, Tom Concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there’s nothing you can’t do. Let’s hear it for Newport. It’s a classic." *slow clap | |||
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"I know I'm going to regret this but.... How did Alisha keys make Newport famous, Tom" https://youtu.be/Eijc2tGe-zM?si=mZ-dWcoeE6McNlft Great song.. | |||
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"No such thing as a seagull Tom. Fake news " Tell that to the poor children in Clacton when the buggers steal their chips.. | |||
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"Wait til you get Bats on any proposed development …. That really does ruin your day!!! Lost £1.4m on a renovation project because of the bloody things! " Oh dear - you need ensure you have no bats by the time authorities/ surveyors get involved....... | |||
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"The addition of Sea in front of Gull is superfluous. All Gulls are near the sea. It's part of the definition!! Gbat " These buggers are nesting on our Essex roofs | |||
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"The addition of Sea in front of Gull is superfluous. All Gulls are near the sea. It's part of the definition!! Gbat These buggers are nesting on our Essex roofs" They’ll have half a bottle of Bondi Sands on and clip in veneers soon. | |||
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"Thought u meant the sex sct of seagulling lol" Urban Dictionary has so many varied, and in some cases, abhorrent definitions  | |||
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"Wait til you get Bats on any proposed development …. That really does ruin your day!!! Lost £1.4m on a renovation project because of the bloody things! And crested newts too, apparently. On the roof... was the seagull keeping them as pets?" Should have got Robin, he's cheaper! | |||
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"The addition of Sea in front of Gull is superfluous. All Gulls are near the sea. It's part of the definition!! Gbat " North London's not near the sea and yet we have lots of gulls! #NotAllGulls | |||
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"Wait til you get Bats on any proposed development …. That really does ruin your day!!! Lost £1.4m on a renovation project because of the bloody things! Tell me about it. £800 an hour each for three batmen to sit in a garden all night doing a bat survey." How does one become a batman, at £800 a night, sounds like my retirement job. | |||
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"North London's not near the sea and yet we have lots of gulls! #NotAllGulls " London is a city built on a river, not far from its mouth! Wasn't the barrage put in because of the tides that sometimes reached that far? They just follow the river up from the sea. #ALLgulls | |||
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