FabSwingers.com forum: Salmon Poacher Had One Up His Sleeve Seeve

By *ssex_tom OP Man
11 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports from Wales, also known as the land of song, that a Salmon poacher got caught because a salmons head could be seen sticking out of his coat sleeve. Apparently this offence is called 'handling salmon in suspicious circumstances'. In Wales it's usually the sheep that are more worried than the salmon. What is going on here guys. Have you ever poached a salmon. It's allover the news

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By *batMan
11 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I’ve poached a salmon.

White wine and tarragon. Delicious.

There are more sheep in Cumbria than Wales or was the comment just lazy racism?

Gbat

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
11 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

In the wheelhouse of interesting sheep facts, there are apparently more sheep in New Zealand than people.

It's said sheep outnumber humans down there by a ratio of 6:1, meaning the sheep population is around 28 million

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By *he love catsCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales

I'm Welsh and I

sheep.

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By *batMan
11 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I'm Welsh and I

sheep. "

But not physically!!

Gbat

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By *icolerobbieCouple
11 weeks ago

walsall

I love lamb. I am not Welsh though. I like poached salmon too. It tasted better when it’s nicked!

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By *akHeartWoodMan
11 weeks ago

Crawley

"In the wheelhouse of interesting sheep facts, there are apparently more sheep in New Zealand than people.

It's said sheep outnumber humans down there by a ratio of 6:1, meaning the sheep population is around 28 million "

They had to go to the other side of the world to escape the Welsh!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
11 weeks ago

walsall

"In the wheelhouse of interesting sheep facts, there are apparently more sheep in New Zealand than people.

It's said sheep outnumber humans down there by a ratio of 6:1, meaning the sheep population is around 28 million

They had to go to the other side of the world to escape the Welsh!"

Yeah, and little did they know that they’d be selling them back to the Welsh in the form of lamb chops.

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By *he love catsCouple
11 weeks ago

South Wales

Essex Tom he's the Man with the news,

Sometimes people don't agree with his views,

Every day he likes to post a few threads,

If people don't like it watch the BBC instead.

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By *heel markMan
11 weeks ago

beside the sea

Did he tickle it Tom , its quite easy to catch a ticklish salmon, so it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Mr here, guy was fishing with a rod & line, he use a lure with treble hooks with barbs on them, he took a small fish for the table. Fined £2,500

Those are the facts minus the dramatics, here we just had a fish kill of 850 salmon and nothing will happen.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
11 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Essex Tom he's the Man with the news,

Sometimes people don't agree with his views,

Every day he likes to post a few threads,

If people don't like it watch the BBC instead.

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By *uke OzadeMan
11 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Tell me the suspect also had a mullet!!!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
11 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I have poached salmon, usually with a lemon parsley glaze though!

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