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"they MUST rhyme tho .. Write four lines about the person who posted above. In ABAB form ... or just make em rhyme ... k ?" Granny crumpet, Bit of a strumpet, Would you hump it, I don’t know | |||
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"they MUST rhyme tho .. Write four lines about the person who posted above. In ABAB form ... or just make em rhyme ... k ? Granny crumpet, Bit of a strumpet, Would you hump it, I don’t know " Playfullsam was a bit too quick, He failed to do it ABAB I guess his poem was kind of slick, Is Granny impressed? We'll see. | |||
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"Blue Rascal's a blue he likes to work out, In shorts he often does play, Watching his team in the stand he will shout, In the League they were lucky to stay.
J x"J.R. Woody out looking for men Bared an arse - plump,round and pert The evening finished with 'never again' Cos her thong got all covered in dirt. | |||
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"Caru Cathod yn llawn serch, Y ddau'n dawnsio dan y lloer, Eu calonnau'n berffaith, fel clych, Mewn byd lle cariad yw'r ateb gorau." Love Cats, full of affection, The two dance under the moonlight, Their hearts perfect, like bells' reflection, In a world where love is the answer bright. | |||
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"Caru Cathod yn llawn serch, Y ddau'n dawnsio dan y lloer, Eu calonnau'n berffaith, fel clych, Mewn byd lle cariad yw'r ateb gorau. Love Cats, full of affection, The two dance under the moonlight, Their hearts perfect, like bells' reflection, In a world where love is the answer bright." I love this can I have your permission to add it to my profile with my other poems please. | |||
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"The love cats will always purr If you are a connoisseur And gently fondle, caress and lick Their pineapple's with your "Love it, yes we are fond of a pineapple  | |||
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"J.R. Woody out looking for men Bared an arse - plump,round and pert The evening finished with 'never again' Cos her thong got all covered in dirt." Haha brilliant
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"The love cats will always purr If you are a connoisseur And gently fondle, caress and lick Their pineapple's with your
Love it, yes we are fond of a pineapple "Two cats in love They purr and snuggle Two peas in a pod What a lovely couple | |||
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"The love cats will always purr If you are a connoisseur And gently fondle, caress and lick Their pineapple's with your
Love it, yes we are fond of a pineapple
Two cats in love
They purr and snuggle
Two peas in a pod
What a lovely couple "Let's keep it plain, Say no names, He's not so cuddly, But he's _till game. | |||
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"The Love Cats from Wales like to show us their tails, They even have photos with fruit. They'll attract many males, miles away from the Dales, They'd be rated as 'much more than cute' J xx" Thank you it's amazing. | |||
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"The love cats will always purr If you are a connoisseur And gently fondle, caress and lick Their pineapple's with your
Love it, yes we are fond of a pineapple
Two cats in love
They purr and snuggle
Two peas in a pod
What a lovely couple "Thanks very much I'm out now though, please miss us out | |||
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"The Love Cats from Wales like to show us their tails, They even have photos with fruit. They'll attract many males, miles away from the Dales, They'd be rated as 'much more than cute' J xx" JR Woody do love barn sex Don't confuse them for JR Hartley If you do you'll need some specs Cos they dress much more smartly | |||
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"Young Dumb Full of Cum " Look into his eye Rex is gonna try To smash your back doors in Near the Bridge of Biffin J | |||
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"Young Dumb Full of Cum Look into his eye Rex is gonna try To smash your back doors in Near the Bridge of Biffin J "  brought a tear to my Japs eye | |||
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"Young Dumb Full of Cum Look into his eye Rex is gonna try To smash your back doors in Near the Bridge of Biffin J brought a tear to my Japs eye "There once was a man from Nantucket... | |||
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"Caru Cathod yn llawn serch, Y ddau'n dawnsio dan y lloer, Eu calonnau'n berffaith, fel clych, Mewn byd lle cariad yw'r ateb gorau. Love Cats, full of affection, The two dance under the moonlight, Their hearts perfect, like bells' reflection, In a world where love is the answer bright. I love this can I have your permission to add it to my profile with my other poems please." Of course. The English is not a straight translation though as I had to make both rhyme .... | |||
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"Caru Cathod yn llawn serch, Y ddau'n dawnsio dan y lloer, Eu calonnau'n berffaith, fel clych, Mewn byd lle cariad yw'r ateb gorau. Love Cats, full of affection, The two dance under the moonlight, Their hearts perfect, like bells' reflection, In a world where love is the answer bright. I love this can I have your permission to add it to my profile with my other poems please. Of course. The English is not a straight translation though as I had to make both rhyme ...." Granny crumpet went to town To fetch her gorgeous daughter She found her daughter going down On someone she shouldn’t oughta!!!  | |||
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"He offers more todger, I want a jammy dodger, And a cup of tea, Right now would be good thanks very much "Twist my nipples said to me On a cold and frosty morn Put that cuppa on my knee And then we’ll watch dwarf porn!  | |||
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"Todger Moore 007 you may not be Compared to him you sound like a bore Let's chat and we shall see" K and M, M&S and S&M Wait, what? Cum again?! I took the low road n got a low blow and I probably do it again. My mate thinks you're well fit, so I'm asking for a friend. | |||
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"Caru Cathod yn llawn serch, Y ddau'n dawnsio dan y lloer, Eu calonnau'n berffaith, fel clych, Mewn byd lle cariad yw'r ateb gorau. Love Cats, full of affection, The two dance under the moonlight, Their hearts perfect, like bells' reflection, In a world where love is the answer bright. I love this can I have your permission to add it to my profile with my other poems please. Of course. The English is not a straight translation though as I had to make both rhyme ...." Thank you . | |||
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"Granny-Crumpet hot and buttery Winning smile, eye lashes fluttery Let's head out now to the Metro station So we can join her in King's Crustacean" Sallyslinky with legs so long Don’t trying her back back door Or sending pics of your dong She will go down in folklore | |||
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"Still game despite feeling sick Lonsdale boxers concealing his dick No meets please, just looking to chat He's Pink Panther in a Fox Hat" love it | |||
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"Still game is his name A single male but not the same As the others who post a pic Of their hard or flaccid dic "Excellent
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" Shall we dress up together as Costa employees Serving mochas, espressos, lattes and teas ? Woody B let us go to your Palace of Sin Let loose your lust and the Fab time begin" There was a young lady called Sally Who could be right up my alley Seemingly with legs that go on forever No doubt the source of endless pleasure She’d probably not be interested in a Manc scally It’s five I know but deserving don’t you think | |||
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"This guy enjoys his life Who doesn’t want to get to know this man? Oh crap is that a knife Is he actually the son of Sam? " There was a couple who in Norfolk did reside Who in verse bless them they certainly tried Perhaps they are hardened Swingers In a county where it’s normal to have six fingers But this fifth line I just cannot hide | |||
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"His name is showpan Full of mystery, Is he a silhouette or a man? Or is he a figment or my imagination, am I going crazy?!/" There was a young lady from Wales Seemingly seeking ladies and Males Don’t worry you’re not going crazy Perhaps just teeny bit hazy But this fifth line keeps send me off the rails | |||
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire, Who is on fab looking for pleasure, He composes poetry here on the forum, Who knows he may have written one for your mum." Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure Perhaps we could get together A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty | |||
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire, Who is on fab looking for pleasure, He composes poetry here on the forum, Who knows he may have written one for your mum. Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure Perhaps we could get together A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty" I don't think they're Cadburys mate, At least not the last one I ate, Our go to is chocolate and wine, A cabernet and a wispas divine. | |||
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"From the West Midlands he came Known here as John Wick 6’2” is his frame We want his Dick Pic " ScoobyBoobyDoo, she's been hot since the smoking ban. Of unwelcome dick pics, she's not a fan. Do this, 1 thing you must understand. She will bundle you in the back of her mystery van | |||
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"Love cats, purveyors of pineapple. They do it in the nude. Be sure to ask for extras, maybe a grapple. If they’re game, things could get extremely rude. " Cheers John. | |||
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"Love n cats the couple from south Wales, I'd love to hear some of thier tales, Many a person queuing up for fun, I was I could be one " On a trip to Cannes The house got burgled Poor niceman Poolside he gurgled | |||
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"From the West Midlands he came Known here as John Wick 6’2” is his frame We want his Dick Pic ScoobyBoobyDoo, she's been hot since the smoking ban. Of unwelcome dick pics, she's not a fan. Do this, 1 thing you must understand. She will bundle you in the back of her mystery van" Jon'sShlong is his name He’s young, slim and hot But smoking his game So sadly for me he’s a not x | |||
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire, Who is on fab looking for pleasure, He composes poetry here on the forum, Who knows he may have written one for your mum. Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure Perhaps we could get together A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty I don't think they're Cadburys mate, At least not the last one I ate, Our go to is chocolate and wine, A cabernet and a wispas divine." I stand corrected and hang my head in shame Could I introduce a twirl into bedroom game Perhaps a Chilean merlot would be a second choice After all of the chaps on Fab I am the Rolls Royce | |||
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" showpan has modelled himself on an artist one that can play the piano forte he also professes to be naughty and is definitely over 40" Showpan is surely a composer Some may say a mature poser Certainly no fibs about my advancing years And for the ladies out there I can just say I can breathe through ears | |||
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire, Who is on fab looking for pleasure, He composes poetry here on the forum, Who knows he may have written one for your mum. Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure Perhaps we could get together A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty I don't think they're Cadburys mate, At least not the last one I ate, Our go to is chocolate and wine, A cabernet and a wispas divine. I stand corrected and hang my head in shame Could I introduce a twirl into bedroom game Perhaps a Chilean merlot would be a second choice After all of the chaps on Fab I am the Rolls Royce " A Roller she's had all her life, Good god man just look at my wife, Now it's a Bentley we lust, Not a Rolls Royce canardley with rust. | |||
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire, Who is on fab looking for pleasure, He composes poetry here on the forum, Who knows he may have written one for your mum. Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure Perhaps we could get together A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty I don't think they're Cadburys mate, At least not the last one I ate, Our go to is chocolate and wine, A cabernet and a wispas divine. I stand corrected and hang my head in shame Could I introduce a twirl into bedroom game Perhaps a Chilean merlot would be a second choice After all of the chaps on Fab I am the Rolls Royce A Roller she's had all her life, Good god man just look at my wife, Now it's a Bentley we lust, Not a Rolls Royce canardley with rust. " Good Heavens I thought you cats had opted out No more will will you twist and shout I agree her indoors has a body designed for sin Showpan would love to join in | |||
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"There's this man named showpan from Cheshire, Who is on fab looking for pleasure, He composes poetry here on the forum, Who knows he may have written one for your mum. Alas Showpan Is experiencing a dearth of pleasure Perhaps we could get together A trip to the leafy suburbs of this Cheshire county To get naked, drink wine and share a Cadbury’s bounty I don't think they're Cadburys mate, At least not the last one I ate, Our go to is chocolate and wine, A cabernet and a wispas divine. I stand corrected and hang my head in shame Could I introduce a twirl into bedroom game Perhaps a Chilean merlot would be a second choice After all of the chaps on Fab I am the Rolls Royce A Roller she's had all her life, Good god man just look at my wife, Now it's a Bentley we lust, Not a Rolls Royce canardley with rust. Good Heavens I thought you cats had opted out No more will will you twist and shout I agree her indoors has a body designed for sin Showpan would love to join in " Opt out we have to at last, As grannie's thread is filling up fast, We've just got carried away with this thread, To upset her I'd rather be dead. | |||
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" To Showpan Kind words lift up hearts Humour lifts the forum high Never a good bye " Ok I’ll stay | |||
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" To Showpan Kind words lift up hearts Humour lifts the forum high Never a good bye Ok I’ll stay" Nice one mate | |||
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" To Showpan Kind words lift up hearts Humour lifts the forum high Never a good bye Ok I’ll stay Nice one mate "I have been inundated with messages to stay Well two actually but hey what can I say I am trying to wean myself off writing in verse For me not conversing in rhyme is utterly perverse | |||
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