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"Only real women have curves……….. There you go, your thread is about to go OFF! "That’s true though.  | |||
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"All part of the fun when someone makes a spelling error and the thread goes off on a tangent " You’re not wrong big man.  | |||
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"What makes a thread go wrong? Is it the I’ll thought misogynistic comment that has the white knights mount their trusty steeds? Is it skipping the poster above? Is it horror of horrors people reply and quoting a three page essay? Or, is it all part of the forum and it all adds to the pleasure of the forum? Where would we be without the…… I’ll get my popcorn threads. By the way, please feel free to post random shit in this thread, much as I do "Without all these the forums just wouldn't be the forums though. Although the 3 page essay makes me stop scrolling further I don't have the attention span for that shite. Mrs | |||
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"What makes a thread go wrong? Is it the I’ll thought misogynistic comment that has the white knights mount their trusty steeds? Is it skipping the poster above? Is it horror of horrors people reply and quoting a three page essay? Or, is it all part of the forum and it all adds to the pleasure of the forum? Where would we be without the…… I’ll get my popcorn threads. By the way, please feel free to post random shit in this thread, much as I do
Without all these the forums just wouldn't be the forums though.
Although the 3 page essay makes me stop scrolling further I don't have the attention span for that shite.
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"All part of the fun when someone makes a spelling error and the thread goes off on a tangent " I have to admit to being a fully paid up member of the grammar gestapo but the odd spelling error (save for discreet v discrete) and a predictive text fau pax are forgivable. | |||
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"All part of the fun when someone makes a spelling error and the thread goes off on a tangent I have to admit to being a fully paid up member of the grammar gestapo but the odd spelling error (save for discreet v discrete) and a predictive text fau pax are forgivable." I’m a bugger for grammar, but find I’m forever making mistakes. | |||
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"All part of the fun when someone makes a spelling error and the thread goes off on a tangent I have to admit to being a fully paid up member of the grammar gestapo but the odd spelling error (save for discreet v discrete) and a predictive text fau pax are forgivable." Faux pas  | |||
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"The whataboutism, deflecting from the issue at hand. Posts being made but it’s never the OP’s fault, it’s someone else’s. " It’s not my fault. | |||
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"All part of the fun when someone makes a spelling error and the thread goes off on a tangent I have to admit to being a fully paid up member of the grammar gestapo but the odd spelling error (save for discreet v discrete) and a predictive text fau pax are forgivable. Faux pas "Oooops can’t even blame on predictive text! Too Shay | |||
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"The whataboutism, deflecting from the issue at hand. Posts being made but it’s never the OP’s fault, it’s someone else’s. It’s not my fault. "Oh but it is  | |||
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"The whataboutism, deflecting from the issue at hand. Posts being made but it’s never the OP’s fault, it’s someone else’s. It’s not my fault.
Oh but it is "I meant to add, It’s not my fault I’m so incredibly handsome and witty and I have a pretty penis. | |||
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"When two complete strangers decide to fight to the death over the Oxford comma or whether seagulls are aware of geometry that kind of thing. Ironically they can also be the best threads." Definitely the best threads. Geometric gulls, well I never. | |||
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"Why are people always discussing cake ? Is it a euphemism ?" Cream pies I expect Sal! | |||
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"Or is it the classic typo. Ill thought, not I’ll thought. "does my cock look good in this ? | |||
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"*Granny clicks her fingers in prep for the FOUR part essay response type of response * Fiddle.... you missed out the ONLY offender in my eyes. All the above are fine BUT ..... When some cocklorn woman and pussy deprived man have a to n fro for EVER throughout the thread .... ffs just go to DM. *unclicks*" Is there a clicking fingers function? | |||
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"Taking the pee is frowned upon me thinks ." Taking the squirt, you mean. | |||
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"When two complete strangers decide to fight to the death over the Oxford comma or whether seagulls are aware of geometry that kind of thing. Ironically they can also be the best threads." I'm not sure if the seagulls are aware but I've seen paper of geometric seagulls in a seamless vector design .... fascinating | |||
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"When a thread turns into what should be a private conversation..but they want the whole forum to know!" See my knuckle clicking contribution above | |||
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"*Granny clicks her fingers in prep for the FOUR part essay response type of response * Fiddle.... you missed out the ONLY offender in my eyes. All the above are fine BUT ..... When some cocklorn woman and pussy deprived man have a to n fro for EVER throughout the thread .... ffs just go to DM. *unclicks*" This this THIS | |||
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"Taking the pee is frowned upon me thinks . Taking the squirt, you mean. "Its definitely pee. | |||
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"When two complete strangers decide to fight to the death over the Oxford comma or whether seagulls are aware of geometry that kind of thing. Ironically they can also be the best threads." I can tell you categorically that seagulls are complete geometry numbskulls. There are four on an adjacent roof and they are in no way in a geometric formation. I can't help you with the Oxford comma and neither can the seagulls | |||
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"A poster misinterpreting the mood or tone. That’s just down to the nature of text, though, I think. And can be unintentionally hilarious
Mrs TMN x"Oh please. The number of times people project their own moods and perceptions onto another is pretty astonishing. I'm no longer gobsmacked, I just know more about what THEY are feeling at the time. | |||
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"A poster misinterpreting the mood or tone. That’s just down to the nature of text, though, I think. And can be unintentionally hilarious
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"It's when some witty shit decides to post a "humorous" comment only loosely related to the topic, or directed at an individual poster. Then follows it up by going down their own rabbit hole in multiple posts that totally go off topic. It gets worse if someone indulges them by joining in. I think I'm probably an egregious offender (I can get carried away) . "I feel seen. | |||
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"That's very gullist.... I stand on a gullist ticket granny. " They stand on my low roof and squawk ( just discovered I can't spell squawk ) I throw pillows at the window but they just look at me and say ......soft shite .. i'm not moving | |||
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"It's when some witty shit decides to post a "humorous" comment only loosely related to the topic, or directed at an individual poster. Then follows it up by going down their own rabbit hole in multiple posts that totally go off topic. It gets worse if someone indulges them by joining in. I think I'm probably an egregious offender (I can get carried away) . "You and me both sister. | |||
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"That's very gullist.... I stand on a gullist ticket granny. They stand on my low roof and squawk ( just discovered I can't spell squawk ) I throw pillows at the window but they just look at me and say ......soft shite .. i'm not moving " They dive bomb my tortoise. Which is not a hideous euphemism | |||
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"It's when some witty shit decides to post a "humorous" comment only loosely related to the topic, or directed at an individual poster. Then follows it up by going down their own rabbit hole in multiple posts that totally go off topic. It gets worse if someone indulges them by joining in. I think I'm probably an egregious offender (I can get carried away) .
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"That's very gullist.... I stand on a gullist ticket granny. They stand on my low roof and squawk ( just discovered I can't spell squawk ) I throw pillows at the window but they just look at me and say ......soft shite .. i'm not moving They dive bomb my tortoise. Which is not a hideous euphemism " And now I'm wondering what that could conceivably be a euphemism for... | |||
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"I will expertly avoid a 3 way fight to the death (of dignity) about geometry were gulls (and other birds, to be inclusive) by postulating with limited evidence that ASDA has the BEST trolleys. I’ll die on this hill. " ... and then roll down it. | |||
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"I will expertly avoid a 3 way fight to the death (of dignity) about geometry were gulls (and other birds, to be inclusive) by postulating with limited evidence that ASDA has the BEST trolleys. I’ll die on this hill. ... and then roll down it. " | |||
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"I just HATE being a single woman on here. I can't COPE with the messages and if I receive ANOTHER unsolicited dick pic I might just CRY (swoon)  "Fify. | |||
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"I just hate being a single woman on here. I can't cope with the messages and if I receive another unsolicited dick pic I might just cry (loud enough for the white knights to save me) "Don’t look to me. Right now I’m fighting the urge to send you a cock pic. | |||
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"I just hate being a single woman on here. I can't cope with the messages and if I receive another unsolicited dick pic I might just cry (loud enough for the white knights to save me)
Don’t look to me. Right now I’m fighting the urge to send you a cock pic. "Ooh! Me! Me! Give in to your urges, you naughty man.  | |||
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"I will expertly avoid a 3 way fight to the death (of dignity) about geometry were gulls (and other birds, to be inclusive) by postulating with limited evidence that ASDA has the BEST trolleys. I’ll die on this hill. " With my family size and frequency of supermarket visits I honestly prefer the blue rectangular deep baskets in blue plastic with the two way handles and mini wheels in Lidl. Deep enough to put your loaf n bran flakes in and shallow enough to prevent overspending. Shit ..... it's Schrodinger's basket.. It is simultaneously both deep and shallow. A bit like someone we all know | |||
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"That's very gullist.... I stand on a gullist ticket granny. They stand on my low roof and squawk ( just discovered I can't spell squawk ) I throw pillows at the window but they just look at me and say ......soft shite .. i'm not moving They dive bomb my tortoise. Which is not a hideous euphemism And now I'm wondering what that could conceivably be a euphemism for... " we're on fab it could be anything | |||
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"I thought that this was a thread that, like the "Show That Goes Wrong" aim to to be serious yet is filled with comedy errors... Obviously not. " you missed the s off aims | |||
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"I will expertly avoid a 3 way fight to the death (of dignity) about geometry were gulls (and other birds, to be inclusive) by postulating with limited evidence that ASDA has the BEST trolleys. I’ll die on this hill. With my family size and frequency of supermarket visits I honestly prefer the blue rectangular deep baskets in blue plastic with the two way handles and mini wheels in Lidl. Deep enough to put your loaf n bran flakes in and shallow enough to prevent overspending. Shit ..... it's Schrodinger's basket.. It is simultaneously both deep and shallow. A bit like someone we all know "I love those baskets - you don't need a pound for them, either. I'm going to call them Schrodinger's basket from now on. | |||
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"That's very gullist.... I stand on a gullist ticket granny. They stand on my low roof and squawk ( just discovered I can't spell squawk ) I throw pillows at the window but they just look at me and say ......soft shite .. i'm not moving They dive bomb my tortoise. Which is not a hideous euphemism And now I'm wondering what that could conceivably be a euphemism for...
we're on fab it could be anything "All I know is I guffawwwwwwwwed. | |||
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"I thought that this was a thread that, like the "Show That Goes Wrong" aim to to be serious yet is filled with comedy errors... Obviously not. " I thought it would be and therefore it kind of is. | |||
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"I thought that this was a thread that, like the "Show That Goes Wrong" aim to to be serious yet is filled with comedy errors... Obviously not. I thought it would be and therefore it kind of is. " Sartresticks | |||
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"I thought that this was a thread that, like the "Show That Goes Wrong" aim to to be serious yet is filled with comedy errors... Obviously not. I thought it would be and therefore it kind of is. Sartresticks " in your throat. | |||
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"I thought that this was a thread that, like the "Show That Goes Wrong" aim to to be serious yet is filled with comedy errors... Obviously not. I thought it would be and therefore it kind of is. Sartresticks in your throat." Ha! | |||
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"It does sound Phlegmy Didn't he sing for Motorhead? " | |||
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"I thought that this was a thread that, like the "Show That Goes Wrong" aim to to be serious yet is filled with comedy errors... Obviously not. you missed the s off aims " That was done "accidentally" to demonstrate my point... honest. | |||
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"*Granny clicks her fingers in prep for the FOUR part essay response type of response * Fiddle.... you missed out the ONLY offender in my eyes. All the above are fine BUT ..... When some cocklorn woman and pussy deprived man have a to n fro for EVER throughout the thread .... ffs just go to DM. *unclicks*" *Granny has entered the chat | |||
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"What makes a thread go wrong? Is it the I’ll thought misogynistic comment that has the white knights mount their trusty steeds? Is it skipping the poster above? Is it horror of horrors people reply and quoting a three page essay? Or, is it all part of the forum and it all adds to the pleasure of the forum? Where would we be without the…… I’ll get my popcorn threads. By the way, please feel free to post random shit in this thread, much as I do "I'm an essay writer because the rest of you neurotypicals are on your phones and I'm embracing/unmasking my autistic self by speed typing on my laptop. Apologies but my brain can't help it. Lol!
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"What makes a thread go wrong? Is it the I’ll thought misogynistic comment that has the white knights mount their trusty steeds? Is it skipping the poster above? Is it horror of horrors people reply and quoting a three page essay? Or, is it all part of the forum and it all adds to the pleasure of the forum? Where would we be without the…… I’ll get my popcorn threads. By the way, please feel free to post random shit in this thread, much as I do
I'm an essay writer because the rest of you neurotypicals are on your phones and I'm embracing/unmasking my autistic self by speed typing on my laptop.
Apologies but my brain can't help it. Lol!
Now where is my word counter for my essays?"Essays are fine it’s people like me, as I have just done, that reply’s including the essay in full in my reply. | |||
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"When two complete strangers decide to fight to the death over the Oxford comma or whether seagulls are aware of geometry that kind of thing. Ironically they can also be the best threads." No they can’t | |||
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"All part of the fun when someone makes a spelling error and the thread goes off on a tangent I have to admit to being a fully paid up member of the grammar gestapo but the odd spelling error (save for discreet v discrete) and a predictive text fau pax are forgivable. Faux pas
Oooops can’t even blame on predictive text!
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"All part of the fun when someone makes a spelling error and the thread goes off on a tangent I have to admit to being a fully paid up member of the grammar gestapo but the odd spelling error (save for discreet v discrete) and a predictive text fau pax are forgivable. Faux pas
Oooops can’t even blame on predictive text!
Too Shay
Is that touché, or just being a tad touchy?? "It's spelt "Tooch ey". | |||
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" I'm an essay writer because the rest of you neurotypicals are on your phones and I'm embracing/unmasking my autistic self by speed typing on my laptop. Apologies but my brain can't help it. Lol!
Now where is my word counter for my essays?
Essays are fine it’s people like me, as I have just done, that reply’s including the essay in full in my reply. "Oops | |||
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"When two complete strangers decide to fight to the death over the Oxford comma or whether seagulls are aware of geometry that kind of thing. Ironically they can also be the best threads. I'm not sure if the seagulls are aware but I've seen paper of geometric seagulls in a seamless vector design .... fascinating ""When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea" | |||
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"I’ve noticed cheating threads often can go wrong directions, depending on who’s posted it." Oh, I love the cheating threads - its like watching a pile up on the M25. | |||
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"It's when some witty shit decides to post a "humorous" comment only loosely related to the topic, or directed at an individual poster. Then follows it up by going down their own rabbit hole in multiple posts that totally go off topic. It gets worse if someone indulges them by joining in. I think I'm probably an egregious offender (I can get carried away) . "Dont you dare point your finger at me. I have multiple personalities, so it was one of the others who cohabit! | |||
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