FabSwingers.com forum: How many pubes to start a fire

By (user no longer on site) OP
11 weeks ago

Is this a survival essential

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Depends on the surface area to volume ratio.

There needs to be reasonable voidage too, otherwise the oxygen pathway may be inhibited.

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

More that I have at present.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

You have to be very careful the natural oils on them can be very flammable.

A mate of mine used to tuck his cock between his legs and light his pubes to perform the dance of the flaming fanny man - that was until it proper caught fire and burnt his chest

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

I always remember Spike Milligan's story about lighting farts and "Burning tudor roses on the wall", because one of my mates tried it one night, and set his pubes alight. They grew back, but we all pissed ourselves laughingat him thst night, and for quite a while afterwards!

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

4.5 pubes get a decent flame going

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

"4.5 pubes get a decent flame going

From experience?

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By *lue RascalMan
11 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Ray Mears swears by this.

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By *parkle1974Woman
11 weeks ago

Leeds

"4.5 pubes get a decent flame going

From experience?

All in the name of research

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

"4.5 pubes get a decent flame going

From experience?

All in the name of research

I suppose it's cheaper than Veet.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
11 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Didn't Billy Joel sing a song...

'Pubes didn't start the fire'

Might save the thread?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

They won't last long, so you'll need further supplies or other material to catch alight

How many to fill a mattress?

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By *ad NannaWoman
11 weeks ago

East London

Blimey, mine could start a new Great Fire of London.

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

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By *ad NannaWoman
11 weeks ago

East London

"Blimey, mine could start a new Great Fire of London.

But you are hidden, so we'll never know...

I wouldn't be showing them anyway.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

All the pubes in the world won't help if you don't have a match.

(I haven't had a match since Lucrezia Borgia died...)

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