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By *r.Vice Guy OP   Man
11 weeks ago

bristol/london

So many moons ago when I'd just joined, I got talking to this lady. I was genuinely shocked as she'd reached out to me about two hours after I'd joined, so me being a lot younger and far more nieve thought "get in!"

After chatting for a few weeks, she invited me over to hers and when I arrived it was a dude in a fucking dress with possibly the best beard I've ever seen. I burst out laughing on the spot and she/he turned to me and said "can't blame a guy for trying". I asked them "what did you think was going to happen mate?" They replied " I was hoping you'd be too horny to just leave and give it ago" hahaha.

It has always made me wonder if that tactic has worked in the past or were they really that brazen?

Feel free to add any funny fab stories to this thread, but please, no names.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

You bummed him, didn’t you?

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By *r.Vice Guy OP   Man
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"You bummed him, didn’t you?"

Hahaha. Never been the one to kiss and tell, geordie

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts

Did you find this funny at the time?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"You bummed him, didn’t you?

Hahaha. Never been the one to kiss and tell, geordie "

Took one for the team. Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago


"You bummed him, didn’t you?

Hahaha. Never been the one to kiss and tell, geordie

Took one for the team. Good man "

And no names thought …. The op made sure of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

When would be the moment where I sent a lady to the wrong Hotel by mistake. * true story.

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By *r.Vice Guy OP   Man
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"Did you find this funny at the time? "

Yeah, man. I'm not one for judging. I was pissed off in that I'd been deceived, but that quickly passed when I got chatting to them. I was so intrigued by their attempt and how they thought it would play out.

All in all, I think they were more searching for connection more than anything. We became good friends as it turned out we had cross over friends in our social circles. It's become a joke in one of our social circles as he's fully out and does the whole drag thing these days.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"You bummed him, didn’t you?

Hahaha. Never been the one to kiss and tell, geordie

Took one for the team. Good man

And no names thought …. The op made sure of that. "

I’d imagine it was a Keith or a Gary.

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool


"So many moons ago when I'd just joined, I got talking to this lady. I was genuinely shocked as she'd reached out to me about two hours after I'd joined, so me being a lot younger and far more nieve thought "get in!"

After chatting for a few weeks, she invited me over to hers and when I arrived it was a dude in a fucking dress with possibly the best beard I've ever seen. I burst out laughing on the spot and she/he turned to me and said "can't blame a guy for trying". I asked them "what did you think was going to happen mate?" They replied " I was hoping you'd be too horny to just leave and give it ago" hahaha.

It has always made me wonder if that tactic has worked in the past or were they really that brazen?

Feel free to add any funny fab stories to this thread, but please, no names."

Was Geordie, wasn't it?

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By *r.Vice Guy OP   Man
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"When would be the moment where I sent a lady to the wrong Hotel by mistake. * true story.

"

Ahhh, dude. Hahahah! Angry pussy can be fun to be fair. Did you manage to pull it back?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"So many moons ago when I'd just joined, I got talking to this lady. I was genuinely shocked as she'd reached out to me about two hours after I'd joined, so me being a lot younger and far more nieve thought "get in!"

After chatting for a few weeks, she invited me over to hers and when I arrived it was a dude in a fucking dress with possibly the best beard I've ever seen. I burst out laughing on the spot and she/he turned to me and said "can't blame a guy for trying". I asked them "what did you think was going to happen mate?" They replied " I was hoping you'd be too horny to just leave and give it ago" hahaha.

It has always made me wonder if that tactic has worked in the past or were they really that brazen?

Feel free to add any funny fab stories to this thread, but please, no names.

Was Geordie, wasn't it?"

My beard is good but if it’s the best he’s ever seen he needs to get out more.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
11 weeks ago

East Grinstead

One time I was at a club with a group of friends and the wife, one of our friends said she'd quite like to visit the glory holes, a few of the other ladies agreed it sounds fun, off they go including the wife, 6 holes 4 women of course they were out numbered but dutifully I lined up and put myself through the hole.

I have a nice blow job (I rarely cum from them but still enjoy them) and the lady on the other side seemed to be enjoying it too (bonus).

She then gets interrupted by some man who has gone around the wrong side and started touching her. Play stops I zip up and wait on the other side for wifey to come out. She finally comes out and I look her in the eyes

"you didn't even know it was me you were sucking did you?"

She's never forgiven herself.

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By *r.Vice Guy OP   Man
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"So many moons ago when I'd just joined, I got talking to this lady. I was genuinely shocked as she'd reached out to me about two hours after I'd joined, so me being a lot younger and far more nieve thought "get in!"

After chatting for a few weeks, she invited me over to hers and when I arrived it was a dude in a fucking dress with possibly the best beard I've ever seen. I burst out laughing on the spot and she/he turned to me and said "can't blame a guy for trying". I asked them "what did you think was going to happen mate?" They replied " I was hoping you'd be too horny to just leave and give it ago" hahaha.

It has always made me wonder if that tactic has worked in the past or were they really that brazen?

Feel free to add any funny fab stories to this thread, but please, no names.

Was Geordie, wasn't it?"

As stated above, never the one to kiss and tell

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By *r.Vice Guy OP   Man
11 weeks ago

bristol/london


"One time I was at a club with a group of friends and the wife, one of our friends said she'd quite like to visit the glory holes, a few of the other ladies agreed it sounds fun, off they go including the wife, 6 holes 4 women of course they were out numbered but dutifully I lined up and put myself through the hole.

I have a nice blow job (I rarely cum from them but still enjoy them) and the lady on the other side seemed to be enjoying it too (bonus).

She then gets interrupted by some man who has gone around the wrong side and started touching her. Play stops I zip up and wait on the other side for wifey to come out. She finally comes out and I look her in the eyes

"you didn't even know it was me you were sucking did you?"

She's never forgiven herself."

I'm impressed you could tell it was her from a bj lol

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By *ubikslongswordMan
11 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"One time I was at a club with a group of friends and the wife, one of our friends said she'd quite like to visit the glory holes, a few of the other ladies agreed it sounds fun, off they go including the wife, 6 holes 4 women of course they were out numbered but dutifully I lined up and put myself through the hole.

I have a nice blow job (I rarely cum from them but still enjoy them) and the lady on the other side seemed to be enjoying it too (bonus).

She then gets interrupted by some man who has gone around the wrong side and started touching her. Play stops I zip up and wait on the other side for wifey to come out. She finally comes out and I look her in the eyes

"you didn't even know it was me you were sucking did you?"

She's never forgiven herself.

I'm impressed you could tell it was her from a bj lol"

Well she was the first woman to make me cum with her mouth, not something you easily forget

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
11 weeks ago

somewhere


"One time I was at a club with a group of friends and the wife, one of our friends said she'd quite like to visit the glory holes, a few of the other ladies agreed it sounds fun, off they go including the wife, 6 holes 4 women of course they were out numbered but dutifully I lined up and put myself through the hole.

I have a nice blow job (I rarely cum from them but still enjoy them) and the lady on the other side seemed to be enjoying it too (bonus).

She then gets interrupted by some man who has gone around the wrong side and started touching her. Play stops I zip up and wait on the other side for wifey to come out. She finally comes out and I look her in the eyes

"you didn't even know it was me you were sucking did you?"

She's never forgiven herself.

I'm impressed you could tell it was her from a bj lol

Well she was the first woman to make me cum with her mouth, not something you easily forget "

It was dark alright!!! You know me and can't find stuff in the dark, I still get lost in Harlow in the dark, 9 years later

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